Original subtitles

My heart's like an open book

For the whole world to read

Sometime nothing keeps me together at the seams

I'm on my way

I'm on my way

Home sweet home

It's a bitch song, but it still rocks.

So cool.

Do this.

Is that white power?

Fuck white power. It's the devil.

It means rock and roll forever,

and tongue-kiss hot babes, and smoke pot all day.

- Yeah! - Yeah!

[screams]

Home sweet home

Your old man's ready for you two maggots.

[both cheer]

All right, motherfuckers. Let's go. Bets right here.

Let's go. Let your money talk. Come on.

Yeah!

[all cheering]

[man] Keep going. Keep going with Keith.

Hold on. Cool it off.

No kicking, no biting,

no grabbing, no...

Fuck that!

- No holds barred! - Yeah!

Hit it.

Come on, let's go.

Don't be a faggot. Get in there and hit him!

Come on, Chris. You're hitting like a girl.

[man] ...Glan Tai Bottling Plant massacre

Any leads on where the Peacemaker might be?

Come on, Chris. Don't be a pussy.

He's doing the worm.

Keith?

Keith?

Keith?

Keith!

Keith!

[man] We have a few leads.

Every cop in the country is out looking for him.

Keith?

Keith!

Keith?

You dumb fuck, you killed your brother.

You killed your brother, you piece of shit!

You dumb fuck!

You killed your brother!

[knock on door]

You killed...

[Vigilante] You okay in there?

[knocking continues]

[theme song playing]

Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it!

- Get it on - Get it on top

Make a move extreme

- Make a pose - Shortcut to your dreams

Float straight to the stars on that flying thing

- Getting high - Getting brave

- Getting snowblind, game - Set, go

Pick a tune, chick harpoon In a world beyond

Get a beat, got a heat On a phony string

Tear your world apart Once the magic starts

Do ya really wanna, Do ya really wanna taste it

What's going up must come down

Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it

Baby you're losing ground

Blind to what you'll soon become

The mirror lies, the whole world's wrong

- But you - Dancing with your blinkers on

Throw your dog the invisible bone

Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it

What's going up must come down

Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it

Baby you're losing ground

Blind to what you'll soon become

The mirror lies, the whole world's wrong

- But you - Dancing with your blinkers on

Throw your dog the invisible bone

[Eagly screeching]

[knock on door]

[Vigilante] Dude? Dude?

[knocking continues]

Dude?

Hey, you okay in there?

We gotta get the fuck out of here.

That guy on the TV, he's supposed to be the guy watching our backs.

Every police station in the country has one mandate this morning.

Find and stop the Peacemaker.

- You think he's a bird? - Bird?

- Like Goff. - Butterfly.

Dude, a butterfly is a type of bird.

It's not a bird. It's fuckin' bug!

- Fucking Adebayo, she fucked me. - What?

She probably planted that diary in my trailer.

I knew I couldn't trust these people.

Where the fuck's Judomaster?

Judomaster was supposed to be there?

Fuck it, can't worry about it now.

- Move. - All right.

I got all the Peacemaker helmets programmed in.

These ones are at the police station.

They must've been confiscated yesterday.

But these ones...

That's gotta be Christopher.

- The diary is fake? - Of course it's a fake.

If I was gonna write a diary,

it wouldn't be a diary, it'd be a fucking journal.

Well, I would read anything you wrote, dude.

I bet you could do some bomb poetry.

Dude, I thought you said you didn't write a diary.

I didn't. Did you see that thing?

It looked like it fell out of my fucking vagina.

Do I look like the type of guy to stay up all night

collaging Jupiters and the aliens

and shit to put on the front of my fucking diary?

First impressions, I'd have said no.

But after getting to know you a little bit, I got to admit,

it's definitely something I can see you doing.

You know what? Fine. Fuck it.

If I enjoyed it, I wouldn't let people's judgements hold me back.

I'd collage all sorts of shit.

- That's cool of you. - Yeah, it is fucking cool of me.

I'd make a collage of the three of us fucking some chicks

with a bunch of dolphins around us doing beer bongs in a Corvette.

I don't want a dolphin watching me fuck. Where you going?

Vigilante and me might as well get this done before they find us.

What done?

Kill this fucking cow.

We are? Cool.

- Coming? - No.

- Eagly. - [Eagly screeches]

Fuck!

God damn it!

Among the many items found

in the search of Christopher Smith's home

was a diary

- written by the suspect... - [knocking on door]

The diary links Smith not only to the murders...

You did it, didn't you?

Waller sent you here for this express purpose.

Did what?

Planted a diary in Peacemaker's trailer.

Yes.

That's why Peacemaker was chosen in the first place.

You're gonna lone-shooter the poor bastard?

He has a history of instability and conspiratorial beliefs.

Couple that with violent outburst, he was the perfect pawn.

He was your fucking friend.

- Maybe you should back off. - Oh, yeah?

Yeah, because you've been fucking with me

from the first day I got here.

Well, maybe I could sense your interior asshole.

My what?

Like inside of all of this nice-person stuff,

you're really just a fucking asshole!

I thought you were bringing up some weird medical condition.

Why would I bring up a medical condition?

I don't know. Maybe because you seem like the kind of bitch

who would pick on someone's health issues

in the middle of an argument.

Well, I'm not the one who just betrayed one of our own.

Oh! Okay, so, it is okay to shoot an innocent man begging for his life,

but this you have an issue with?

He is a fellow soldier.

Pretty random rule that the only lives that matter

are the lives of the ones who fight beside us.

Yes!

[voice shaking] Well, that is an incredibly clever way

of shutting yourself off from the rest of the world's problems.

But for me, it doesn't work.

I'm not made for this shit.

I don't wanna be here no more, so I'm leaving.

Well, then why the fuck did you even come?

Because I lost my job and my mother offered me this one!

- Your mother? - Yes.

I didn't know that I was gonna get caught up in Mars Attacks!

Holy fuck! Your mother is Amanda Waller?

Hey, we need to get out of here.

She's Waller's daughter.

Yeah, I know.

You think I wouldn't do a background check

on anyone coming to work with us?

I don't know how your weird butterfly brain works.

- She also planted... - Planted the diary. I figured.

She probably shouldn't have done that.

And if she did, she should've waited until after we'd completed the mission.

But that guy on TV,

he's our man on the inside, which means he's compromised.

And since our weird butterfly brains inherit human memories,

he'll know we're here.

So drop whatever differences you two are having,

pack up what you need, and meet me in the lot.

I fucking trusted you.

Fuck.

What are you talking about? I feel like...

Every time we drink, you talk about TV shows.

- I'm sick of it. - Bro... [scoffs]

How have you not seen The Boondock Saints?

It's a classic.

Vigilante... Jesus! Man.

That dude scared the shit out of me.

It's a fucking leprechaun, man.

Oh, my God, he's hilarious looking.

He's getting mad.

They're always after me Lucky Charms!

I love it.

I love it.

If you have a message for Chris or Eagly, please leave it at the tone.

[beeps]

Chris...

I just wanna make sure you're okay. Let's try to figure this thing out.

Call me.

Fuck!

Come on, come on, come on

Love is all over me

Over me

You are the only one Living in my fantasy

Aren't you guys being a little nonchalant about all this?

Economos, are you insinuating there is a wrong time and a right time to rock?

They're on the 395 North,

about the pass the exit to Contorinis Road.

I've got eyes.

Got it.

[Eagly screeches]

[John] What the fuck was that?

[tires screech]

[thudding]

Dad?

Oh, fuck.

What are you doing?

What I should've done long ago.

That's it, man. We gotta go. Come on, get up.

There's no wrong time to rock.

Vij!

- No! - No.

Peacemaker, we gotta go.

[groaning]

Get the fuck away from me.

[groaning]

Well...

Your son went in the woods.

Lead the way.

How the fuck did he find you?

What?

Fuck.

He's fast.

You left your keys in the car?

I was rushing.

[Auggie] Ignore it. Let's go.

[both laughing]

I'm not kidding. There was at least 20 girls...

You're an asshole, man. You're an asshole.

So, what do you wanna do now? You wanna go to the club or...

Mother...

[choking]

Kiai!

[tires screech]

[knocking at door]

Open up! Police!

- I know you're pissed, but... - [whispering] Get down.

[Harcourt exhales]

He's right down there.

He's running like a spaz.

Let's go.

[indistinct chatter]

Fucking racoons are hardcore, man.

It wasn't exactly inconsistent with what I imagined would happen

if a man just walked up and grabbed a wild raccoon.

[Eagly screeches]

Let's go.

[rock music playing]

[knock on door]

[Song] Open up! Police!

Police! Open up!

Leota, Harcourt.

Go now. Do you hear me?

You can do it.

Police!

I'm proud to have had you on my team.

Finish the job!

Kill the fucking cow!

How do you know about the cow?

Nothing you can do will make me...

We really need to hurry. We need to get

the teleportation equipment to the ranch.

Hey.

Ik Nobe Llok?

You could've just joined us.

You murdered him.

The alternative was what?

He was a warrior.

Without him, his outfit will have no chance of stopping us.

Two clowns in costumes and a couple of rejects?

We need to go.

[gasps]

[sighs]

[butterfly screeching]

How the fuck are we gonna do this without him?

Kiai!

Ding dong, bitches.

Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me right now.

[both groan]

That's your last sucker punch, asshole.

[both grunting]

- Rope-a-dope, dumbshit. - What?

You down now, motherfucker?

I think you got him.

He's right there.

[chittering]

Fuck me.

Fan out. Find him.

Wait.

I got something.

The door.

- Come on! - Hey, dude. What are you doing?

Right, that dash.

Scoot.

Hey, hey!

My asshole!

What the fuck, dude?

What the fuck's wrong with your bird?

Bad Eagly! Stop it.

[screeching]

What you doing, man?

There's no wrong time to rock, motherfucker.

Now is. This is the wrong time to rock.

You're gettin' me hot, Cherie

I want what you've got all over me

Isn't my love strong enough?

I'm ready to...

Eagly, stop!

How did they find you guys, anyway?

He put a GPS tracking device in Peacemaker's helmet.

What?

[tires screech]

I didn't know. I thought they were expensive.

I gotta pee so fucking bad.

No, Eagly, get back in the car. John, can you get him in the car?

Sure, I fucking babysit birds.

Eagly, please get in the car.

He's not listening.

Get back in the car and crinkle a bag or something,

he'll think you have chips.

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

Who the fuck feeds their bird chips?

Shit.

[screaming]

You want some chips?

Yum, yum!

Fuck no.

- What are you doing? - [shushes] They're here.

Why the fuck are your pants all the way down?

I can't pee when clothes are touching my butt.

[Eagly screeching]

What the...

Eagly!

[growls]

I'll kill you, motherfucker!

You think so?

Forty years ago,

God challenged me as he did Abraham.

But I was too weak to listen.

But not no more.

- Kill that piece of shit, Dragon! - Yeah!

I knew you was unclean when you were born.

And even more so when you killed your brother.

That was you...

Do it, White Dragon! Do it.

I knew when you listened to that devil music.

I knew when you shaved your body like a woman.

I knew when you slept with the whores of polluted blood, and men.

And even more so when you conspired with the forces of Baphomet

against the United States of America.

[all cheering]

And now, boy...

I give your life to God...

There are gaps in armor, man.

[screaming]

You killed my brother!

You killed Keith!

And you were only right about one thing. I am a piece of shit.

I'm a piece of shit for listening to you for all those years.

I'm a piece of shit for not killing you in your sleep.

[laughs]

You hit like a girl.

Well, go ahead and do it, you fucking pussy.

I knew you couldn't do it, you faggot.

Because I control you.

Whether or not I kill you,

you'll never be able to get the fuck away...

[sobbing] Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Dude, this is a really weird time to do your face exercises.

I mean, I guess you don't get a totally sick, jacked face like yours

without dedication, but...

He's crying, asshole.

Oh.

Tender, nice touching.

Hey, dude, that's creepy.

Okay.

No, nothing serious.

Just some forms and stuff I have to fill out before I leave.

Yeah.

I love you too.

Let me.

[grunts, sighs]

What was your job before this?

I ran a dog shelter.

Oh, Jesus.

Yeah. We lost funding.

I think my mother saw an opportunity in my moment of weakness.

She always wanted me to do this shit, so she asked me again

to come work for her.

Said she needed someone on the inside of a group of people she didn't trust.

She doesn't trust anyone.

Hell, I know.

Did you tell her about Murn?

I couldn't decide if I was going to.

I guess it doesn't matter now.

I could tell you were hiding something.

I could tell you could tell.

Shit made me agitated.

Anyways...

Like I said, I'm not made for this shit.

I'm not supposed to be here.

That's why I was packing up.

I just wanna do whatever job I need to

where telling right from wrong ain't advanced calculus.

Well, that would be a shame.

Shame, why?

Because you're good at the job.

And because we need every hand on deck to try to go kill this cow.

How? It's impossible. We couldn't even get there in time.

[cell phone vibrates]

[Leota] God.

Hey, John.

- Thank God you guys are here. - What's going on?

Dr. Hurwitz kindly stitched up Eagly, and Vigilante's being a total freak.

Dude, they saw us. Peacemaker and I are wanted.

What other choice do we have

besides killing this veterinarian, this nurse and this male nurse?

You could just say "two nurses," man.

If I just say "nurse," I think people will imagine it as a woman.

He's standing right there. We don't have to imagine anything.

Must be weird waking up every day and being a male nurse.

You're a fucking busboy.

Oh, great. Now we definitely have to kill them

because you're giving away stuff about my secret identity.

Do we really have to kill these people?

No, we'll tie them up,

and by the time the morning staff comes in, we'll be long gone.

They've seen our faces.

If we can't stop the butterflies today, it won't matter.

[cell phone vibrating]

Okay.

We can't use duct tape. That'll hurt their skin when they try to pull it off.

Where are you going?

Just to call my wife, tell her I'm on my way back.

So, you're compassionate about tape, but not brutally murdering people?

Yes.

[Peacemaker sniffles]

God, please bring back my best pal Eagly. [sniffles]

I never should've left him in my father's garage

for four years when I went to prison.

I should've found somebody better to take care of him.

Like an ugly girl who was desperate for love,

that would've done anything I wanted when I was locked up and...

you know, I could just broke up with her the moment I got out.

I probably wouldn't even had to have sex with her, right?

Yeah, probably just once, you know, to be nice.

And probably 'cause I was getting out of prison, I'd have wanted to anyway.

It wouldn't even have been a chore.

But I was selfish.

And I was a bad friend to Eagly.

The only one besides Keith that ever loved me for real.

Oh, fuck.

[sighs]

Please, God...

I'll do anything you want. [sniffles]

Just please, please...

keep Eagly alive.

[Eagly screeches]

[laughing] Buddy?

[screeches]

You know, he was so happy to see me today,

he wrapped his wings around me and hugged me.

- An eagle hugged you? - Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I call bullshit on that.

You don't wanna believe in miracles, that's on you.

[camera shutter clicking]

[Keeya] Lee, where are you?

You said you were gonna be here two hours ago.

Babe, I just saw an eagle hug a human.

With everything going on, what?

- Yeah. - Fuck.

Maybe...

Maybe it's a sign.

A sign of what?

Hey. We should get a move on killing this cow.

What about your wife?

She's upset, but she gets it.

- Sort of. - Cool.

Okay, how do we do this without Murn?

We have someone else that we can trust to lead us.

Me?

No. Fuck no!

The butterflies breathe our air and drink our water.

But our food sources don't keep them alive.

So they had to transport a creature from their planet across the galaxy.

And now we know they keep it in the cavern below the barn

on Coverdale Ranch.

Hey girl

You'll land it

You've got supplies If they demand it

There, they milk the beast for the amber fluid.

To stop the butterflies, all we have to do is kill the cow.

Without it, they won't be able to stay alive for more than a couple of weeks.

However, they almost certainly know that we're on our way to do that now,

which means they'll do what they can to move the cow out before we get there.

How?

According to what Ads and I overheard, teleportation.

Yeah, they get by

I'm guessing they can move it to one of their other enclaves around the country.

Which means, to us, they will be lost forever,

and all of our work goes to waste.

Hopefully we can make it there before they make their move.

And then we go in there and we kick ass, like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

They get slaughtered at the end of that film.

Bro, there's a freeze-frame and we hear a bunch of bullets.

That doesn't mean they died.

- Yes, it does. - I don't think so.

I think they jumped over those bullets right after that freeze-frame.

Well, that's an exceedingly optimistic interpretation.

Both things are equally possible.

No, they're not.

Well, whichever one you believe says a lot about your character.

Yeah, about how insane you are.

[laughs]

Economos, I love this back-and-forth thing we have going.

It's not as deep as what Peacemaker and I have,

but it's fucking cool.

Whatever the case, I'm in.

Hashtag "Me Too."

I guess.

Yeah.

- Fuck yeah. - Let's do this shit.

- No. - I think you need to calm down.

You can't come with us.

You sure you don't need the help?

No, you'll just die.

But we are gonna have to sequester your vehicle out there.

Yeah, they get by

Surprisingly nice people, considering.

Except for the guy in the blue.

Yeah, that dude's a fucking mess.

They need, they yearn

They lust with cheeks unturned

Eagly.

Hands shake and heads will nod

They get by by the grace of god

Chris.

I just wanted to say...

I know what I did.

And I'm sorry.

- I shouldn't have... - Forget it. I don't give a fuck.

You said we were a team, that's obviously not the case.

Just can't wait till this is all over

so I never have to see your stupid, dumb face ever again.

There's no wrong time to rock.

[growling]

1-2-3 let's go!

Rock 'n' Roll...

It's Friday night we're gonna hit the lights

It's you and me, we're gonna Rock 'n' Roll, All night!

It's Saturday, and there's just no way we're gonna sit home

Alone, well, oh, no

Let me take you one step higher!

Rock 'n' Roll is gonna set the night on fire

Rock 'n' Roll is gonna set the night on fire

Yeah

We're the burning flames too wild to tame

Yeah, yeah, yeah We're gonna shock the world

All right

In Hollywood, wake up the neighborhood

All the boys and girls, they're gonna scream and shout, hey!

Hey! Hey!

Let me take you one step higher!

Cleanliness is next to godliness,

and God knows I'm close to him.

Blood.

That's what you want to see.

If you're not seeing any blood, you're not scrubbing hard enough.

Clean your toes.

Start at the bottom, work your way up.

Linger the middle.

Keep going a little higher.

Swing the hips.

When you're drying, especially, it's important to swing the hips.

And we're finished now. Thank you very much.

Thank you for attending.