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See, all we have to do is take I -95 to 64 East, and we're in Virginia Beach.

Brianna, do you really think your dad is going to let you take a road trip to

Hip Hopalooza?

Of course he will, as soon as he sees how prepared I am.

Oh, look.

Girl, there's a West Virginia, too.

Oh, here he comes. Watch me work.

Oh, hey, Daddy.

Oh, nice shirt. You look great.

I think I should nominate you for one of Baltimore's 50 Most Beautiful.

Just Baltimore?

Oh, my bad. I mean all of Maryland and West Virginia.

Mediocre compliments.

Arnaz avoiding eye contact.

Spirit smiling like she doesn't know she has something in her teeth.

Girl, what you want?

Okay, we want to drive down to Virginia Beach for the Hip Hoppalooza. It's the

best hip hop concert of the year. They're still cleaning up the city from

year's.

Everyone's going to be there, Mr. Washington.

Angie Stone, Floor Tree, Avant.

And we're so prepared, we even joined that driving club.

Ah.

What were you talking about?

You know, A -A -A.

Ah.

Triple A's an acronym.

No, no, no, no, no. It's not just in Ohio. It's nationwide.

You are too young and too challenged for a road trip.

But Danny, you used to drive down to Virginia Beach all the time. You make me

look at all those stupid, I mean, memorable photo albums.

But I went with my family. My dad drove. He turned those road trips into magic.

But, Daddy, I need those magical memories, too.

Where are my pictures of me eating fried dough and riding a teacup wishing I

hadn't eaten fried dough?

You know what, Brianna?

You're right. We should have those memories.

Sing -alongs, naming farm animals, seeing how long you can go before you

pee.

I'll tell you what. We're all going on a road trip. Hip!

You do realize she's coming with us.

I know. I'm trying to cover the tears.

every travel game I could find in my mama's basement.

Travel Boggle, Travel Scrabble, and Travel Twister.

That's my favorite.

Right hand, booty.

Flex, you're only going to Virginia Beach. What do you need all these games

Candy, I'm trying to create fond and loving memories that will last a

I said hurry up, I will leave without you.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, Arnaz.

This bag looks over the limit.

All right.

Half an inch under my size requirements.

Looks like someone just earned themselves a travel star!

Travel stars?

Wow, Daddy, that is so cool.

Okay, you sit in the front with him.

All right, now I made copies of the schedule just like my dad used to do. I

snack time, game time, and schedule stops.

Oh, you hear that?

Time to hit the road.

It says right here, 12 o 'clock, depart.

And a 1201 regret.

Cheetos!

What are you doing, Daddy?

Slug bug red.

Oh, what was that for? A red bull swagging bug. Every time you see one,

punch. Slug bug yellow.

Ooh,

130. It's time for the trivia game.

Okay, who can tell me where the Emancipation Proclamation was signed?

At the bottom.

No, at the White House, silly. Look at you, just wasting all that freedom.

Okay, okay, here's one. The dogwood is the official flower for what state?

The state of boredom.

Part of all your games.

The Civil War games, Slugbug, name that, Roadkill.

Nobody cares about that stuff.

I do, sweetie. I'm trying to give you a family memory.

You know, sometimes an experience like this isn't appreciated until you're

older. You have to cherish these moments, baby girl.

Yeah, well, so far, this has been the most boring 12 hours of my life. It's

been an hour and a half.

Oh, my God, you brought us into a time warp.

All right, now, you keep talking like that, I'm going to drop you on the side

the road with no shoes.

That'll be more fun than a bonus round of count the cows.

Yeah, that was whack.

Slug bug. Great.

Ow!

I'm going to the back to listen to my CDs.

It's dangerous up here. Man, fine, listen to your music. Have your store

fun. I'll play by myself.

One cow, two cow, three cow.

Ooh, pigs.

One pig.

two, pick, three, pick.

Oh, hey, baby.

Your diabetic Dwayne needs his candy.

This article says the five keys to a healthy relationship are one, listen to

your partner.

I hear you loud and clear, partner.

Two,

be honest with your partner. You are turning me on.

Honestly.

Be dependable.

Baby, you can count on me to take off these shoes, and then I'll start

on you.

Four, never lose the spontaneity. Always surprise your partner. Boo!

Girl.

And five, make sure you and your partner have a real emotional connection and

not just physical. Enjoy each other's company without using sex as a crutch.

What?

What does this magazine know anyways?

I mean, it's only good for the free perfume samples.

Ooh, I'm obsessed.

Dwayne, baby, do you think we're using sex as a substitute for real intimacy?

Oh, baby, of course not.

I mean, we have a great relationship.

Well, then let's do it.

That's what I'm talking about, Daryl. Come here, give me some of that.

No, let's go the rest of the weekend without having sex.

What, both of us?

Dwayne, I'm serious.

Now, I love you, baby, and I know you love me, too.

So let's just prove to each other that there's more to our relationship than

just sex.

Yeah, baby, yeah. That's a brilliant idea.

Good, baby.

So if you'll excuse me, I'm just going to go back there and take off all my

clothes and take a hot shower and get all...

Pruney and ashy.

Just like you like it.

I'm still not having sex with you.

Oh, shoot.

Tell me, I'm not fun.

How do people who aren't even old enough to vote know what fun is?

Coming up, more on the rainstorm that's going to pound the East Coast. But

first, a word from our sponsor.

Hey, slow down, Halle Berry. The posted speed limit is 65.

Oh, come on, left foot. You want to pass, pass.

Hey, you're driving too slow.

Slow, brother.

Hey, wait a minute.

It's Angie Stone.

The poetry.

Hey, guys, wake up.

Oh, I get it. I'm not fun. Well, sleep on, sleepyhead.

Nice story you got there.

Does it have a gas pedal?

No offense, but in this country, we drive on the right side of the road and

the laws.

Darling, you drive like my grand.

Hello, babe.

That's a bloody bummer, isn't it?

That's what you get.

You speeder.

I see that your wit is as slow as your driving, sweetheart.

My wit? You see my wit in your rearview mirror. How about that?

What? Low gas?

My schedule stops until King's Dominion.

Guess I gotta call Ah.

Man, shoot, no service.

Oh, there's a gas station.

Yeah, I can walk that.

Hey, Brianna, wake up.

Brianna, I'm gonna go down the road and get some gas and I'll be right back,

okay? Yeah, whatever, Daddy.

Daddy, can't you see I'm trying to play the sleeping game?

Fine. With that attitude, Someone just lost their travel star.

Hey.

Hey, guys. Why am I moving?

Hey, guys, wake up. Wake up.

Rihanna, where's your dad?

My dad?

I don't know. Where is he? You know, this is going to leave us on the side of

the road.

I didn't see your dad anywhere.

Oh, my God, oh, my God. He left us on the side of the road.

Like an old mattress, like roadkill, like the rest of NSYNC.

No, Patagrella, just call him on your phone. Oh, okay.

Oh, no, service, oh, Lord. We stranded the highway hooligans. Go get them.

Brianna, you forget. I'm with you. I'm not going to let anything happen to you.

Oh, my God, it's the hooligans.

Yeah,

me too.

You know, I'm a mixed brother.

Half soul, half rock.

Half a brain.

Where's my daddy? Where's my daddy?

Look, your dad and I got into a race.

Probably ran out of gas.

And our Betty's up ahead at the gas station.

Be happy to give the kids a lift.

Wait, wait, wait. My daddy said never to get in the car with strangers.

Look, I don't know about you, but I'm getting out the car.

Yeah, me too.

Please find my chest.

When I get to that gas station and see my daddy, I'm going to have a few words

for him.

Can't believe he left me on the side of the road with Eddie and Ut.

Just wait until he sees me pulling up in a limo with Floetry and Angie Stone.

That's Angie Stone and Floetry.

You know, I'm a musician, too.

Oh, for real? What you play, dog?

Obviously something really heavy.

You should hear me play the French horn. Oui, oui.

Actually, we're English, love.

Hey, here's the gas station.

Come on, Arnaz, let's go get them.

Can't believe my daddy got me something.

Oh, yeah.

So, do you like your English muffins light or dark? Because I go both ways.

That's cute. That's nice.

Arnaz, come with me.

Would I pick you up a little something, ladies?

A trail mix?

It's mine.

I can't believe my daddy would do this to me.

Sweetie, any father down enough to bring his daughter and her friends to a

concert with moi at the headliner wouldn't abandon you. Why didn't we just

his games? Would a simple round of slug bug have killed us?

Yes. Slug bug.

Oh, you have to see one?

That's not how we play it in London.

Okay, you know what? Enough of the stud bug. My daddy is out there somewhere. We

have to find him. So maybe your father went the other way to go and get gas,

is that the truck right now waiting on you? I mean, like you said, Brianna,

he'll be really surprised if you pull up in the limo with Floetry and Angie

Stone. I mean, I'm sorry, Angie Stone and Floetry.

How's your mom?

Oh, she's good. Yeah, she's good. Thanks. Thanks for asking.

How's yours?

Good, good.

Real good.

So have we proven we're friends

yet?

Come on, Dwayne.

Now I know there's more to our relationship besides sex, and baby, I

to explore that other side.

All right, Dora the Explorer.

I'm just going to order a pizza.

Get it with pepperoni bell peppers. And extra cheese.

And maybe we should get an order of... Breadsticks.

With a side of marinara salsa.

And what's dinner without dessert?

Chocolate peanut butter ice cream.

Oh, baby, we do have other stuff incoming besides sex. We have food.

Oh, Dwayne, baby, well, we have Israel. Baby, that's what I've been trying to

tell you.

I don't need some magazine to tell me that we're perfect together.

Come here.

Cherry lip gloss?

I'm thinking I want my candy before dinner.

This is the spot. Where's the truck?

Yo, man, somebody stole it.

Man, they were quick in the sticks.

This isn't funny, Arnaz. My dad left me.

That might be normal for you, but for me, it's my first time.

Don't worry, baby.

He'll turn up, and this will all be a funny memory one day. If I ever see him

again, that's all he ever wanted for me is fun memories.

But then I became a road diva.

Honey, you ain't seen a road diva until you've been on tour with Mariah Carey.

Or so I heard.

How's everything, you tall glass of chocolate milk?

I just got here.

Oh, here's your change.

How was everything, you tall glass of chocolate milk?

I said I just got here.

Oh, my bad. I have short -term memory loss.

I've tried everything.

Acupuncture, medication, hypnotherapy, acupuncture.

So what can I get you?

What I need is a payphone.

Oh, we got one right over there.

Call whoever you want.

I'll give you my phone number if I can remember it.

Oh, snap.

You're Avon.

What's up, man? I'm a big fan.

Read your mind. That's the cut, man. You mind if I get an autograph after I make

this phone call? Yeah, but I'm waiting on a phone call.

I'll be quick.

I lost the signal on my cell phone. I need to call the police about my

I hear you, dog, but I'm waiting on a phone call from my personal groomer.

I'm thinking, man, should I use Sporting Waves or Murray's?

I say Sporting Waves.

Hey,

man, I said I'm waiting on a phone call, man. I'm having hair issues. Man,

you're going to have medical issues if you don't let me call my son.

What do you use?

Man, leave me alone.

chocolate. Haven't seen you in these parts before.

Oh, nice smile.

All those teeth.

What am I going to do?

I've lost my daughter.

I've done that. But don't worry, they always come back.

You don't understand.

All I was trying to do was give her some family memories, but instead I took her

on the worst road trip ever.

Because of my stubbornness, I'll never get to see her smile again, never get to

hear her laugh.

Never hear her sweet voice.

Daddy? There it is.

Hey. Rihanna, oh, baby, I thought I lost you. I'm sorry.

Oh, Daddy, please forgive me. I was such a brat earlier. From now on, I'll play

any game you want me to.

Slug bug yellow.

It's the loving version.

Baby, I'm sorry. This was your road trip.

I should have been more flexible.

Don't worry about it, Daddy.

The concert's been watched out. We heard it on the radio. The whole boardwalk is

flooded. Oh, that's too bad.

You girls will love me and my thong.

Okay, kids, my bad.

We went through all this trouble, and you don't even get to go to the concert.

Don't worry, Mr. Washington. We got to ride in the limo with Floyd Train and

Andrew Stone.

Andrew Stone and Floyd Train.

Yep, and that's a once -in -a -lifetime memory.

Hey, I got an idea for another memory.

You're the one that I want now, baby.

You're the one that gave me your heart.

Cause you mean everything to me. I want to be where you are.

Said I want to be where you are.

Said I want to be where you are. She said we all go talk a liquor. We all go

sing a liquor. But try and know the info will always choose the second.

You're so lucky you have such a good day. You must be the apple of his eye.

Yeah, he's our apple.

What was that for?

Giving me a memory.

Uh, milkshake for everybody.

She ain't gonna remember.

Love you too, Netta.

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