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He's a bad big brother I could have ever asked for.

Yeah,

who is it?

Hi, good morning. It's me. Can I talk to you for a second?

I'm not even up yet. Can we do this later?

No, you need to hear this, okay?

Alright. What do I need to hear?

Do you remember last month when you came home drunk and, like, came in my room

on accident?

Yeah, I was pretty drunk, but yeah, I remember that a little bit.

Yeah,

well, uh,

we fucked.

What? No, we didn't.

Yeah, we did.

No, what?

No, we couldn't have. I was not that drunk.

Yeah, you were, and now I'm pregnant.

But what?

No, I don't...

I was not that drunk. I don't believe you at all.

Yes, you were.

No. I don't believe this at all. Why would I lie about this?

I don't know, but it couldn't... This can't be real.

Now we have to tell Mom.

Tell Mom?

You're my stepsister. I don't even remember doing this.

Oh, my God.

We have to tell her. I can't even deal with this. Just leave. Leave me alone.

Go.

What the...

I'm going to go get some water. Do either of you want any?

No, thank you. I'm good, thanks.

Okay.

What the fuck? Are you going to tell her?

No, she'll freak.

I'm freaked.

Dude, there's no way of hiding.

She's going to find out sometime or another.

Have you noticed how close we're getting?

No, not really. We are. I remember whenever you first got together with Dad

we used to fight all the time. Do you remember that?

Um, yeah. How could I forget?

I know, right? Well, we've started to get real close these days.

Oh, that's so nice to hear.

Yeah, your dad would be really happy to hear about this, too.

I know. I'm really happy about it.

Yeah, finally.

We're one big happy family. I know, right?

Such a good thing.

That made my morning.

Do you care to pick that up for me?

I mean, I'd get it myself, but I can't right now in my condition.

You know what?

I think I'm gonna go rest for a minute. My stomach's a little weird. Are you

okay? Just stomach's a little off, but yeah, I'm okay.

Okay.

Weird.

I hope he's okay.

Yeah, I guess.

Hey, Alyssa.

I gotta tell you this crazy fucking story.

So... I pranked my dumbass stepbrother so good today.

Listen to this. Okay, you ready?

Dude, it is fucking insane.

So I tricked his goofy ass. I told him that he came home drunk one night and we

fucked and he totally fell for it. He totally fell for his stupid ass.

Yes, girl, and he thinks that I'm pregnant now, and he was supposed to

at breakfast, but, like, he made up some bullshit excuse, like, got all weirded

out and shit, and, like, left. So weird.

Such a fucking weirdo, dude.

You want me to keep going on with this?

Are you, no, you, for real?

You, you want me to tell him that we have to get married?

And then I'm going to have to record him when he's naked in bed.

Okay, okay.

I'm not sure if I can convince him about all of that, but I'm going to give it a

shot. You're the fucking best.

Okay, girl, I'll talk to you later.

What are you doing in here?

Oh, hey.

I've been thinking about it.

I think we should get married.

What? No.

I mean, with the baby and everything.

I just think it'd be right.

No, we can't.

Well, of course we can.

If we get married now, then we could have all the sex that we want.

Okay, this is crazy. We can't get married. I am way too young to be a

a father.

Well, you didn't think that when you came in my room and put a baby in me.

Okay, I was so drunk. I don't remember that night happening.

Like, it was definitely not intentional.

Well, you did it, and now we're here.

Oh my god, this is so messed up.

Come on.

I just think we could have sex.

Whatever you wouldn't ever want.

This is just too messed up.

Come on.

Don't be a chicken.

What are you thinking?

Don't you want to see this every day?

Being next to each other?

Okay,

you are really hot.

And that's what you want.

Looks like it.

Come with me.

Check in.

Take your clothes off and we can have a try on.

Come

with

me.

Take your clothes off.

Where's your phone out? Um, I'm just taking pictures of my future husband.

Oh, don't.

Say it like that.

Come on, get undressed, baby.

Oh my god.

Oh, this is weird.

Come on, silly pants.

Get naked.

You don't have to be scared anymore.

What the fuck?

What are you doing?

What you told me to. Getting attracted?

Trial run? I didn't think it'd actually go this far.

Oh my god.

What do you mean? This was your idea.

Do you want me to stop?

No,

it does feel good.

Fuck. Oh, my God.

Oh, yes. Fuck.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, yes. Fuck, my God, please.

Fuck, my tongue didn't put it like that, please.

Fuck, you fuck me so fucking good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, fucking spread my ass a little while you fuck out of love fucking shit.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes,

fuck yes.

God,

fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

I can't believe we're doing this again.

Thank you.

My pussy is so wet.

God, can I flick the stick again?

Oh my god.

Can I tease you?

yes yes

funny fucking joke. What the?