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Hey, which one are you doing? I'm doing math.

Ah, okay. Then I'll do math.

It's good to see you ladies doing your homework.

Well, there's a lot of chores and stuff around the house that you should be

working on, too.

But most of those are done. My room is so spotless. Okay, and what about the

gutters and taking out the trash? But didn't you see my report card with all

A's on it? Okay, and don't you want that new car that you showed me the other

day? The chores shouldn't have anything to do with my car.

You are a good child.

Keep doing your homework. I'll be upstairs for a little while. Thanks,

You're dead so hot.

Gross. Listen, I have to go to the bathroom.

But you're not even done helping me copy. I'll help you after. I'll leave

page for you.

Fine. I'm going to leave half my page blank, though. You're supposed to be

helping me with this.

Yeah, but you should be okay.

What are these pants? They're really nice.

Wow,

that's like the biggest dick I've ever seen.

What the fuck? What the fuck are you doing? Get the fuck away from my dad,

bitch! Get the fuck out!

Dad?

Uh, yeah?

What's up?

I need to talk to you about something.

Okay.

Well, me and Nami have been having a hard time lately. We're like, I can't

get her to talk to me.

And I just don't know.

So it's about a boy?

A boy?

Mm -hmm.

Well, let me just say this.

You know, boys come and go.

Mm -hmm.

But, you know, friendships and relationships like that are precious and

last a lifetime, so it's more important.

Yeah, I mean, I thought that too, but this is like, it's not like as simple as

boy.

Complicated.

Well, things generally are complicated.

I think I could explain better if you just saw

what I was talking about.

Well,

actually the explanation is here, so I'm going to go get the door.

Hey, Tommy.

What's going on, man?

Oh, man.

Uh... How are you? Everything all right?

Yeah, it's okay.

So, it's... The boy isn't really a boy.

It's... Wait a minute.

You're not the boy. It's Moe. Moe fucked my... You fucked my daughter, Moe?

Is that what this is?

I can't even imagine that.

Am I hearing this right?

You fucked my daughter? These are just young girls.

I know.

I'm sorry. I was wrong. Listen, Tommy. I know my daughter.

She's not going to let it go until we get even.

I can't even believe I'm hearing this. What are you implying? I don't

understand. Me fuck your daughter to make it right that you fucked my

That's just... I don't know.

Is this real? Is this really happening right now?

I mean...

It's okay with him.

We talked about it, right?

Well, that's the conclusion.

I fucked his daughter.

But like you said, friendships, like, we cherish them.

Of course.

This is like the most worst thing ever.

I give you my complete consent.

I mean, you talked about, like, friendships and cherishing them. No, of

I understand,

but this is so out there. I never even thought this would be something like

this. deal with. If he's okay with it and I'm okay with it and if she agrees

it, she'll be okay with it too.

Okay, so like I can fix it by fucking your daughter.

Sounds ridiculous.

Will you shake on that?

I'm shaking already.

Shake hands on it. Will you agree?

I don't even know what I'm agreeing to. Fucking your daughter.

I guess if everything's going to be

Well, great. I appreciate it. I really do.

I think this will work. I don't know what I'm agreeing to, but okay.

This is ridiculous.

So, I don't really have anything for you to come pick up. I was just trying to

get you to come over.

I... I'm really sorry about what happened. I didn't want you to have to

that. And I want to try to fix it.

You want to fix it?

Yeah, I think we can.

Really?

Oh, I'm all ears.

Well, I mean, I know how you are, and you're not really going to get over it

until you can, like, you feel like it's even.

And I talked to my dad, and can I get where I'm going?

I sincerely hope I don't.

Yeah, you do. You talked about how he was hot like two days ago.

Yeah, but that's different.

Why is it different?

Because now we're actually fucking each other's dad.

Well, this isn't about me and your dad anymore. This is about you and my dad.

I mean, one, you'd be doing what you were talking to me about doing anyways.

And two, you'd be getting even. You'd be... It would make it fair. I miss you.

want to be your friend.

I get to fuck your dad.

Yeah, I even talked to your dad about it. He said it was fine.

Sorry.

Fine. Let's say I go along with this.

You have to swear we're never going to mention this to anyone.

Pinky swear.

Fine.

Can we hug about it?

I guess it's kind of weird you're about to fuck my dad, but... Get over here,

you big lug.

I missed you too.

Well, I'll go get him if you want to do it now.

Yeah, you're going to go get him for me.

How are you?

Hey.

So I'll just leave.

Thanks again, Dad.

See you later? Yeah, yeah, no mention. See you later.

I thought it'd be.

You know. Good.

Thank you.

Yeah.