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So I have to say I am really, really happy for you that you are happy now.

You know what I mean? You know.

Not as happy as I am. I know. I got rid of that piece of shit.

I think we all wanted to say something. We thought you were super happy.

Yeah, we really did.

But we didn't want to ruin that for you.

Well, thank you.

Okay, so we got a stripper.

The best way to celebrate is with dicks in your face. Dicks in your face.

Yes. Yes, girls.

I want you to see my face. I'm so over fucking men. Oh, my God. I agree with

that. Ooh.

But you know what? You could, like, abuse these male strippers.

Like, you know what I mean? Throw dollars at them, like, to create them a

bit. Yeah, let's get male strippers. Let's go cruise the strip a little bit.

Let's go walk around.

Oh my god, this is big. There's so many, like, guys from, like, over here.

How many accents are we gonna find?

This is the best place. Those big fancy drinks. I want one of those fancy drinks

that's, like, long. Like the frozen ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a

margarita or something.

Um, let's do that. We do that. Okay.

Whatever.

No, I'm just happy to be here and be away.

Be free. Yeah.

It's like a fresh start.

Yeah, you're a free woman now. Exactly, I love it. We're just so happy you're

finally free. You're divorced.

I know, that guy was a bum. I'm sorry. Back to girls' days again.

Dude, I know.

We all are.

Yes. All right, here we go. We're going to cruise this trip and find some

foreign boys.

I like foreign dick.

She never can really understand what they're saying, but it doesn't matter.

They're just cute, good dicks.

What all day? I don't even know where I'm at. Dude, I'm tired.

I don't like the lyrics.

Well, you better bring something. Girl, we're going to pop this bottle of

champagne when we get in a row. And I have some little surprises.

We have a store.

This is actually a puffy.

Yeah.

What is it? Look at how cute. I got it. I got the key. Everybody, here. Why

don't you open it? Okay. You're in front. Yeah. Okay.

Ready, girls? Yeah.

Let's go get ready.

I think we need to, like, totally freshen up. I don't know. What are you

tonight?

Um, I have this really cute green dress that I think I'm going to wear. Green?

Yeah. Is it going to be black?

I'm wearing black. I'm wearing green. It's like wearing black green. Or

something like that, yeah.

Mine has a little green. And I have this big gold necklace. Mine shows my tits.

Oh.

It's so awesome. I love it.

And you can bring a toothbrush.

Maybe they have some in here.

I know.

Is this toothpaste?

Yes. It's a baby toothpaste.

It's so cute.

It's like a baby wash.

It's like you can pretend. Look.

You can have how much you want.

No, I think, like, I don't want to shower. I think I have an outbound.

At least my shoe's off. Yeah.

Yeah.

Take it off.

I'm going to see these stores all the time. Oh, you're still.

I can't wake up to all this champagne.

Beauty dolls. Yeah. Yeah.

Why do we have to wait that long?

Well, let's just get ready and then, you know, we'll kind of go from there.

I know. So let's make a surprise. Does anybody want to tell me? We cannot tell

you. It's a surprise.

It's a surprise.

We're going to.

That's right. It's a surprise.

I mean, we have to show.

first and get extra dolled up. Yeah. And then.

All right.

I'm just getting naked now.

I mean, you can get a star first if you want.

Yeah, I'm going to jump in real quick.

I won't take you long at all. Like, I'm excited to get out. I know, right? Just

rinse everything off. Watch it.

You perv. I know.

I am a perv.

Yes, we all know.

I am a perv.

Whoa, it's not fast.

Yeah, it does.

That is the wonderful thing about... Ooh,

and it's ever -lasting. I love that.

You know, for, like, dating purposes. I brought my big old dishwasher baggie

because I am a total nerd.

I have to brush my teeth. I know, because I didn't like that little dental

that was there.

It wasn't very...

I just spit, but it was our Twitter. Yeah!

Yeah!

Is anything else getting in here? Yes.

Oh,

it's like a small salad.

That's hot.

I think you might be blocking it.

Yes, you know, the body. Like, you watch the body. And he has a tiny, cute face.

Oh, my God.

I have a tiny, cute face. You have it. Yeah.

They're muscles.

Wow, they just hit me. I'm just looking for a small towel. He has a tiny, cute

face.

I thought I wanted to, but I'm still stinking gross. Oh, there's a tiny one

here. I know, look at it. Look at that.

I didn't even touch that makeup.

Wow. Where's my Listerine?

Hey,

here it comes.

Hey,

look. You said what?

Exactly. I blinded my mouthwash, man. I couldn't see it.

Scytheria, let me see you a little bit more, please.

Okay. Thank you.

I'm so glad we're finally doing this, dude. It's all of us again.

Yes. The band is back together. Yeah. We're having a piece.

Okay. Ew.

Ew. Ew.

Ew. Ew.

Ew.

Ew.

That is awesome.

Are you in yet?

I like to burn.

I like to burn.

All right.

They're so adorable. They're like the little baby.

Yeah.

So cute.

What's the coolest toilet?

Oh, my gosh. Are you guys ready?

Okay. Almost.

Well, I'm going.

Okay. Yeah.

But it's very form -fitting.

Honestly,

when I saw this, I thought that this was the front, like, and it was going to

cover your nipples or something. I thought that was super hot, but no, that

gorgeous.

Yeah,

I wouldn't either.

This is number two.

Yeah, I definitely could not wear underwear with this, either, because it,

leaves a pattern on it.

Oh, what, like, look at you.

Yes. I wear this thingy, and then I wear that, so that, you know, we don't get

kicked out. But, Lily, aren't you wearing black?

I am wearing black.

We're all three wearing black, so I'm wearing black. I'm wearing black, too.

I'm sorry, I don't look good.

Ow!

Stop.

Oh, that's so sweet.

We're in the black.

Oh my god.

Wow, you set it back. Oh,

it's still working.

Yay, that's good.

All right, thank you.

All right, I need to go to the bathroom.

I need to go there in a second.

I guess everything looks okay.

Let me see.

Oh, yeah.

I have like a necklace similar to yours.

Lisa. Bye.

Yeah, yeah

What are you going to say?

No, you...

a bigger discount.

I think so.

Do that.

Y 'all certainly know what y 'all are doing, I'll tell you that.

I don't think you've ever chosen anybody better than this lady.

Fuck.

Yes, fuck.

She knows you. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah

Yeah. Yeah.

I think this is, like, the best party we've been to. I think so, too.

I have never experienced anything like this before. This is so awesome. Yeah.

for treating on Halloween time.