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Let's take one for the ladies.

Holy shit.

Those girls are fucking hot.

You see that?

I need my glasses.

You got that separation?

Yeah, man.

You got that separation? Bro,

they messaged us now. They want to meet up.

Oh, fuck.

I mean, they like us being conjoined.

Yeah, we're going to have to.

I guess we'll have to fake it out.

I'm down.

They are hot as fuck. They are.

Call them up. Let's get ready.

Actually, no.

They're coming over here with them now.

Let's get ready.

We're doing wonderful.

Yes. Up to.

Hi. Nice to meet you.

Oh, you're so handsome.

Oh,

thank you.

We were excited to meet you boys.

Shall we go in? Yeah. Okay. Okay.

Yeah, we got some dinner, didn't we, y 'all? We're going a little bit early,

though. Oh, I'm sorry.

We were just so eager.

Yeah, a little early.

Would y 'all like anything to drink tonight?

We would love a drink.

Awesome.

Well, we're going to get y 'all a drink.

It's amazing now that we're here.

Yeah, you have such a nice place.

Yeah, it is. It's amazing.

We've done a lot of work for the place.

Beautiful.

One glass and two glasses. There we go.

Oh,

I would love some ice.

You want crust or cube?

Doesn't matter.

I'll do crust.

There we go. I'll do crust.

I can't keep my eyes off of you. You look amazing.

Unfortunately.

Try not to give him a drink because I'm not a drinker. Oh, okay.

Oh,

my goodness. That is quite difficult.

Thank you so much. Well, thank you.

Would you like to sit down? I would love to.

There you go.

Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you.

Sorry, take this with me.

Or else, it is okay.

I would imagine you guys struggle with sitting a lot in a room. Yeah, yeah.

Let's get a little closer.

Well, cheers to being his friend.

Cheers.

Oh,

what do you ladies do for work?

Yeah. You make a good gift truck.

I don't think so, I can't serve.

What do you do for work? I'm a teacher.

Awesome. What do you teach?

So we teach the kids not to be.

You can probably draw them. Wouldn't that be funny?

So you guys have to do everything together.

Unfortunately, yes. What if you guys disagree?

Like, what if one is not hired and doesn't want to come back? Or what if,

somebody wants to watch, like, Forbes and the other one wants to watch the

Like, who decides?

Well, you know.

I don't know.

Rock, paper,

scissors, and whoever wins.

You guys just go right to it and just ram each other's heads in the wall.

Wow. I don't know. It's a little frustrating. I can imagine.

No, very frustrating.

You know, I think our bathroom moments, it's pretty crazy.

Your what?

Our bathroom moments, you know, it's pretty crazy. I have to pull up a chair.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

So, who is better at arm wrestling?

I am.

You are?

Oh, okay. Mr.

Strong over there.

Oh, my goodness.

Well, I like that.

Gosh, for a long time, like 12 years.

What about you? How long have you been an art teacher?

I think five years now.

I really love it.

I love being an extrovert. I think I'm really good at working the pole, too.

I've never had a lap dance before.

What? Yeah. You've never had a lap dance?

Same with me. I mean, every time we go, he always has the money in his pocket

and not mine, so I can't do it.

I know

you're a teacher but

have you ever gave any dancers before in your life?

She's a good one.

She's like totally like innocent and stuff like that.

I have an idea.

Can we go to your pictures and I can give you guys a laugh, you know?

I'm down.

Are you?

You want to watch?

Oh, come on.

Stop. You've never seen me dance. We've been friends forever and you've never

seen me dance. Okay.

Okay. All right. Come on. Let's go.

Yes, why don't you boys take a seat?

I'm kind of nervous.

Nervous?

What are you nervous about?

Oh, wow.

Oh, my goodness.

Well, I will be very nice.

Oh, you don't seem nervous.

You seem eager beaver.

Oh, man.

No dollar bills?

No, it's okay.

Why don't you get out of the chest? Get a little comfy.

I can give you a proper dance.

Oh,

you can't touch it.

There you go.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you like that heartbreaking butt, Mom.

Oh, yeah.

You can smack it. Here,

I can't see one.

Oh, yeah.

Let me take this off.

No,

no, no, no, no.

Let's see.

Double trouble right here.

Go back here and brush it up a little bit. No, no, no.

No, you're right.

No, no, no, no, no. We're going to go put on a different.

No, no, no. I think you look fine.

Let's help you get on with it. Let's do it. Let's do it. No, stop.

We just really liked you ladies.

No, we really were. We were psychics twins.

But, you know, we had an operation done.

I just didn't, we didn't know what to say.

You could have told us.

Yeah, we should have understood.

I'm sorry.

We really liked you guys.

Well, I know that ruined it, so if you wanted to, we could have gone and had a

quarter night and walked you out.

Well, I mean, you guys are in love.

I don't know. I'm a little hot and bothered.

Us too.

Us too. I mean, that thing was pretty hot. I'm just going to say that.

I'm already colder than that. Oh.

Colder than that? You haven't even had me yet.

She's a little more aggressive than I am.

I didn't see that.

I didn't see that.

Did that dance do something to you? Come

here.

Baker.

Yes. That's what you got in there. That's a nice little bulge coming out.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Wow.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah. Oh.

Oh.

Oh my gosh.

So wait a minute.

If you both work, I need twins.

Oh my gosh. Your dicks are like the same size. Oh my God.

I love it.

Oh, I love it so much.

Do you like that, Charlie?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's messy.

I love getting to see all these nice things today too

I assume you guys are used to this, you know.

Since you guys were attached.

Oh, yeah.

Take these panties down.

This is a lot of weight.

Yeah.

Why don't you get out of your clothes and go?

This is a first for us.

What?

Oh, yeah.

I want you to take a deep breath in.

Oh, yes.

Oh, wow.

Yeah,

just like that. Oh.

I love how you're wearing your face right now.

Oh!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

She's way down.

Oh, yeah.

I want that cough right back in my mouth.

Oh, yeah.

That's

hot.

That's all right.

That's what I'm talking about, brother.

Oh, yeah.

I want to hug her. I want to hug her.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

mommy. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

Oh,

oh,

oh, oh.

I like that.

Oh, good.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes. Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

I think we should all fuck together in the doggy

Booty to booty. Should we do a booty job?

Yes.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

See ya.

But that's behind me.

That's really up there. Yeah.

Back

here.

Oh my goodness, it's so weird.

Oh, yeah. Get nice and dig in the pussy just like that.

Yeah. Uh -huh.

Yeah. Right on.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh my goodness.

Come here. I want you to do it just like this.

Come here.

Just like that.

Yeah, it's going to be nice and fucking deep. Just like that. Yeah.

Uh -huh.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Yeah. Come on. Come on.

Fuck, yeah, I love it. Uh -huh. What?

Oh, yeah.

Uh -huh. I still have fucking chest pain right now.

Yeah. I want to fucking train your fucking balls with everything they

have. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

I love you. I love you.

You boys are fun!