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Pi!

Let's go

to see Dad!

TSUGARU KAIKYO FERRY

TOP SECRET SUMMER PLANS

OCTOPUS CRACKERS

Is this where your dad lives-pi?

Finally.

I'm gonna see him.

I'll finally see him!

I'm gonna see Chappy!

And Dad too.

Coming.

Dad!

Shizuka?

What are you doing here?

Dad, I--

- Daddy! - What is it, Satsuki?

- Be careful. - Come here.

- Eri's sleeping. - Come on.

- Dad-- - Come on, play with me!

I said be careful.

- No, pick me up! - Dad…

Dad, I'm here to see Chappy.

Chappy?

See? That's Chappy's barking!

That's not Chappy.

Daddy, who's she?

Why's she calling you "Dad"?

Well…

I don't really know.

Maybe his kids ate Chappy.

Like how you eat cicadas that fall on the ground.

Maybe it's like that.

Shizuka…

- We have to get Chappy back. - Shizuka…

Maybe we could check their stomachs.

Shizuka…

Takopi.

Give me a gadget that can catch people and check inside their stomachs.

What do you mean-pi?

There's no such gadget-pi.

You're lying.

- Shizuka-- - Forget it, then.

- I'll figure it out myself. - Ouch!

Shizuka, don't do this-pi.

This would let me sneak in at night.

Shizuka, listen to me.

Shizuka.

Let's go home.

I'm sorry.

I'm so dumb and useless-pi.

You ended up like this because I pushed you too hard-pi.

I'm sorry, so let's go home-pi.

I have some fun gadgets we can play with-pi.

With Flappy Flappy Wings, we can float in the air.

And with Transformation Palette, we can turn into caterpillars.

I just know we'll have fun-pi.

I want you to go back to how you used to be-pi.

I just want you to smile--

Now everyone's given up on me, even you.

Forget it then.

Huh? I've seen…

that look before.

- Want some? - I've always been lonely.

I said it's gross.

You broke the Happians' most important rule.

Now I understand-pi.

- I hate being alone. - Ever since…

That is your

sin.

That's right.

How could I forget that?

Huh? Is someone in there?

2022 ELECTION

- What? - Pi.

I'm a Happian. I'm here to make everyone happy-pi.

Please start by telling me-pi.

Let's see…

What's your name?

Marina.

Marina Kirarazaka.

I'm a Happian.

If you don't mind,

I want you to give me a happy name in Earth language-pi.

How about "Piece of Crap."

Look, it's her.

Check out the scar on her face.

She looks like a gangster.

So scary.

- I heard she hits people. - Why's that chameleon plant in her hair?

But she does look kind of cool.

Marina.

I want to thank you for the meal-pi.

This is my Happy Gadget.

Shut up.

This Flower Pin lets me pretend to be a flower.

- Who'd wanna do that? - Pi!

Marina, it's a ballpoint pen that can make the sound of a Saturn rabbit.

Hey, behave yourself at home.

The tenth round of COVID-19 vaccinations, which began a few days ago,

has raised concerns over repeated booster doses.

IS IT REALLY EFFECTIVE?

- Boosters can significantly reduce… - Welcome home, Mari.

Mom..

Mari.

You're still awake.

- I thought you'd be asleep. - Pi?

- I'll make dinner now. - Mari.

- Gimme some kombucha. - Sorry I'm late.

It's been quite a day.

Oh, kombucha? Coming right up.

Mari.

Did you take your medicine?

They say nightmares are a side effect.

- Mari. - Let's see.

Kombucha.

KOMBUCHA

- Sorry, there's no-- - I told you.

You were supposed to buy a bunch online before it ran out.

You think Mommy only deserves this cheap booze?

Mom…

Mommy needs nice, clean alcohol fermented from kombucha!

- Don't you agree, Mari? - Mama, no…

You can't even do the housework right.

- That's why guys don't like you! - I'm sorry, Mom.

Are you saying it's all my fault?

You, too, think

I'm useless 'cause I didn't produce enough breast milk?!

- She's so loud. - 'Cause I failed as a mother?!

Glass… is so scary.

I made Mom angry when I was little.

Glass…

I got this scar from that cup.

Glass…

- Pi… - Glass…

I want to be a happy mother,

to have happy children,

and raise them happily.

Pi.

Then Mom will…

Pi! Now I see.

So you're imitating her-pi.

Imitating what?

You're always so rough with me.

You're imitating your mama, right-pi?

That's how humans practice being parents-pi.

Marina, I'm sure you'll be a good mother-pi.

I'll help you become a mama-pi.

First, we need to pick a papa-pi.

Let's go find one together-pi!

Hey, it's none of your business.

Kirarazaka?

And then,

I ran into him this summer, the first time since elementary school.

- We started dating after that. - Wow.

So that's what happened, Mari.

You should've told me sooner.

I want to introduce you next time.

Sounds great. I can't wait.

Your father's work has been tough due to COVID.

But I think he'll come home soon.

Let's all have dinner together.

SHE NEEDS TO ACCEPT MEDIATION SO I CAN START MY NEW LIFE. FROM DAD

His mom runs that clinic, right?

He has a bright future.

About that…

My big brother will take over.

I didn't want to pry.

But it's been a while since I talked to Mom like this.

Is that so-pi?

I wonder if Nao secretly has a sweet tooth.

He seems to like pancakes. I'll make some for him next time.

Plus,

he doesn't care about my scar.

- She's talking to herself? - That's so scary.

A lot happened when I was a kid.

Dad left home.

Mom completely changed.

I didn't have any close friends. I've always been lonely.

But lately…

Are you happy-pi?

Pi…

But I guess

I probably wouldn't have gone that way if not for you.

And that's the only reason I met Nao.

So…

How should I put it?

It hasn't been so bad lately.

Thank you.

You hear about the transfer student?

I heard she's really pretty.

She's from around here, right?

But it seems like something happened in the past.

Do you remember that incident a few years ago?

You know.

She tried to commit suicide.

Seriously?

I heard that the rope snapped.

Sorry, Nao. You didn't like that?

I accidentally touched your hand.

What's wrong?

I'm all Kuze has.

She came back here by herself. She doesn't have anyone else.

It's a miracle I got to see her again.

Mommy, hurry!

I've liked her since elementary school.

I'm the only one she has.

And I know she's the only one for me.

That's why…

Mari.

What's taking Azuma so long?

I haven't made such a feast in years.

I even made your favorite Bavarian cream.

I'm so excited. You think he'll like it?

Look. I even did my hair.

Pi! I'll go get Azuma-pi.

Wait for me-pi.

Sorry for asking to talk out of the blue.

No problem.

You didn't have any plans?

You're the only one I know, Azuma.

And no one will talk to me.

That's not true! I think you're…

You're very attractive.

What about you? How've you been?

You must be way busier than me.

Not at all.

Listen.

Nao said he can't make it today.

All of a sudden?

Well, it is what it is.

How about next time?

When can he come next?

Mari?

It's just… Listen.

I…

I'm sorry.

It's all my fault.

Kirarazaka must be really hurt.

I never see things through.

I'm not a winner like my brother.

What did you do?

Don't just stand there! Say something!

Is it because of that scar again?

I'm a terrible mother.

- It's my fault you're damaged goods. - That's not true!

But didn't I do right by you today?!

I even made all this food.

Nao likes someone else.

It's okay.

It'll be okay.

Don't compare yourself to others.

I see who you really are.

- You always do this! - I'm sorry!

- You don't respect me! - I'm sorry!

Even you're not on my side anymore?

After all I've done for you!

Even you've turned your back on me!

What?

Are you saying it's my fault?

That everything

is my fault?!

I wasn't able to talk to him-pi.

Marina!

Marina, I'm home-pi.

I'm sorry. I couldn't bring Azuma back-pi.

- The girl he was with had scary eyes. - I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry. - She's scary-pi.

- What are you doing-pi? - I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I should have just killed her in fourth grade.

If I'd killed Shizuka Kuze, Dad and Nao would've been here with me.

Please.

Mom, don't leave me here alone.

Marina.

What the hell? You're still here?

Marina.

I don't understand. Why'd this happen?

If I had known, I would have given you a name.

- Hey. - Now I get it-pi!

I just have to kill her-pi.

I have to go back to when you were in fourth grade and kill Shizuka Kuze.

That'll make you happy-pi.

I can easily do it with the Big Happy Clock-pi.

I've got this. Wait for me-pi!

Bye-bye!

I really should've given you a name.

Takopi… or something like that.

Pick Happyfruit for me-pi.

Okay-pi.

Thank you-pi.

That's why, Mama, I'll use this Big Happy Clock

to go back to when they were in fourth grade and kill Shizuka Kuze-pi.

I understand now.

Pi!

If that is your answer…

Pi!

I'll erase your memories and return you to the Happy State when you were born.

You came here alone

and broke the most important rule of Happians.

You can no longer come back to this planet.

Therefore, you must be reborn.

Forget everything.

But this is…

This is wrong-pi!

Ouch!

- What-pi? - I'm scared-pi.

What are you doing?!

Mama just doesn't get it-pi!

I am…

going back in time-pi!

But your memories are already…

Pi!

Nnu-Anu-Kf…

What does "kill" mean?

Why were you so rough with me?

Please explain that to me-pi.

Don't worry-pi.

I'll make you happy no matter what-pi.

Even if my memory was erased…

What was her name again?

That's strange.

Who did I want to make smile-pi?

How could I have forgotten?

I have to kill…

I have to kill Shizuka Kuze.

I have to kill her.

I have to utterly snuff her out.

I remember everything now.

It's all Shizuka Kuze's fault that Marina lost her papa, and Azuma,

and her beloved mama.

I have to kill her.

Shizuka Kuze is a bad person. I have to kill her.

Huh? But…

Marina did something terrible.

Isn't she bad too?

What about me?

I killed Marina.

Hey.

Are you hungry?

It's bread from my school lunch, but I can't finish it.

When we first met,

Shizuka gave me some bread.

Hey.

What are you doing here, you stupid octopus?

Azuma.