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Yeah, dude, I met her on that new online dating app.

You know the one where it shows you if they're really close?

She's in my neighborhood, and she's gorgeous.

Drop dead gorgeous.

No, no, I haven't seen her face, but I mean, come on, she sent me a hot selfie

pic of her body, and I know she's fucking gorgeous.

And she's completely down to fuck.

It's like one of those dreams, you know, neighborhood mom down to fuck.

No, man, this milk is so hot.

This morning, I know he's down.

Yeah, I'm here now, man.

Ryan, how are you?

Dude, I gotta call you back.

Ms. Fox?

I was so happy to see you on the site.

Hasn't it been great?

Go ahead and have a seat.

I've poured you some juice.

Ms. Fox?

Yeah, so how have you been? Remember that time when you fell out of the tree

we had to bandage you up? You were so cute and young.

Ms. Fox?

Yeah, so go ahead and drink your juice.

It's good.

Okay.

Whoa, that's a lot of vodka.

It's 10 a .m. Yeah, I know. I was just trying to get you out of here before

class at 12, right?

Do you know when my classes are?

Yeah, you know, I've been poking around on the internet, and I just thought we

could maybe, you know, go twice before we get out of here.

Uh, okay.

Are you, um, you okay with that?

I mean... I feel a little uncomfortable.

Well, listen, I could probably make you feel comfortable.

Uh, um... What do you think?

Sure.

Man, you've grown so nice.

I don't know if this is a good idea.

Oh, I'm sure this is a good idea.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

I think you're okay.

Sure.

How's your mother?

Oh, she's good.

Yeah.

Let me help you out here.

Okay, y 'all.

That's how I would imagine.

I'll be fine.

You're not nervous are you? A little.

I'll bring you right out of it.

It wasn't.

Do y 'all have a girlfriend these days?

No. I didn't think so. Not to be insane.

so much fun with you

Still feeling uncomfortable?

Um, don't know.

I feel good though.

No.

I'm always down to fuck.

I'm glad I know that now.

Huh? I'm glad I know that now.

Certainly wasn't expecting that.

Mind you... Yeah?

Oh.

Mm hmm.

I don't know if your mother found this out.

You're in big trouble.

Look behind me.

There you go.

right here.

I'm going to go take a shower real quick and I'll be back.

We can do round two before your class, okay?