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Oh, my God.

What are you doing Are

you out of your

damn mind sit down Look you don't need to go telling

your little friends you saw me taking care of myself

Especially your gossipy friend, Lisa.

I know she'd love nothing more. Look, I don't care if you're masturbating. I'm

just glad you're not going at it like the porn stars in that other room.

Yeah, but seriously, they're out of control.

I'm not afraid the neighbors are going to complain and call the cops or

something.

Yeah, I mean, I can't sleep, so... I mean, what are we going to do?

We can't go up to the door and knock.

That would be super awkward.

I know, right?

I have these lunch cancelling headphones.

They might help a little.

You sure you won't need these?

Nah, I can sleep doing nothing.

I think they're done in there.

Yeah, I think my mom just had a little too much wine with dinner.

I'm surprised my dad would indulge her in that state.

So disappointing.

There are other people in this house I know.

You know, it's really not that big of a deal. It's just sad.

Not that big of a deal?

I have my college entrance exam tomorrow.

I think it's a pretty big deal that I get my full eight hours of sleep.

Whatever. I thought I could come sleep in here with you, but clearly there's

nowhere I can get away from it.

Don't worry. You'll get used to it. When my mom was single, she would carry on

like this every night.

She just gets stressed out from work.

What's that got to do with anything?

I mean, think about it. She's a model. She goes on these high -pressure casting

calls where people are always evaluating her. Is she young enough? Is she pretty

enough? It's gotta be stressful.

I think she just fucks like a banshee, so she still knows she has her worth as

woman.

I mean, is she beautiful still? Is she wanted?

So, when...

Your mom was single. She would be this loud when she was masturbating?

No. She'd bring a different guy home every night.

Let's keep this between me and you because maybe... Maybe you're wrong.

Maybe she just needs an orgasm to sleep at night.

Does masturbating help you sleep?

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to ask you that. I was just curious if...

Masturbating helps girls sleep, too. I thought that was something only guys

Well, thanks for the aid.

Uh, yeah, of course. No problem.

Good night.

Good night.

Good morning.

Morning. So, what time is your exam today?

Uh... They go by birthdays, and since I turned 18 later in the year, I go last.

Did you get rested up last night?

No, I couldn't sleep with those things on my head.

You know my mom has another casting call this morning, right?

No.

Why don't you just stay at a girlfriend's house?

I told my dad to never marry an actor.

What's that supposed to mean?

It means actresses are selfish.

Like, they always had main character syndrome all the time.

What is that supposed to even mean?

It means my dad's a great man.

He could have any woman he wants, and yet he chose to marry someone that only

chooses herself over others.

That's not true.

I'm just saying, it seems like your mom is just a pervert.

I mean, I walked in on you jerking off to your mom and my dad having sex last

night.

Seems like the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

My mother is an emotional woman, okay? She is strong and sensual too.

Sounds like you want to fuck your mom.

Good luck at your exam today.

What am I thinking?

No.

I'll just knock on the door and apologize for this morning.

I'm not attracted to him.

No, not Ryan.

Oh my God. Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness. Yeah.

Come in.

I owe you an apology.

It's nothing.

No, really.

I don't know what I said all those things to you this morning.

I mean, you were right.

Don't mean.

Look, forget about it. You were just stressed about your exam.

How did it go?

I don't know.

I was thinking about you the whole time.

I just mean that I kept asking myself why I was being so mean to you.

Look, sleep deprivation... No, look, I'm really happy that our parents met.

I mean, I've always wanted an older brother. I just didn't expect it to be

amazing.

Hey, you're pretty great, too.

You're right about your mom.

I mean, she's totally passionate and so wonderful.

I can see why my dad fell in love with her.

I see a lot of her in you.

Come on.

Another night of this, huh?

She must have had a rough audition today.

You know, I heard that most women don't reach their sexual peak until their 30s.

I don't know, I'm just saying maybe you're wrong about the validation thing.

Maybe she's just having amazing sex right now.

Gives you something to look forward to when you're older.

Well, I don't know. I mean, I can imagine sex being any better than it is

already.

Wait, who are you having sex with?

None of your business, kid.

Go to sleep.

um um

What are you doing?

Nothing. Just an itch.

Look, you need to go back to your room.

No.

Look, I know you were masturbating to the sound of them last night.

I can't deny that it was really hard.

I don't want to.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Thank you.

What are we doing?

We're taking a page out of our parents book.

Oh, you're sweating so good.

um oh

Oh, it's beating me to your fucking cock.

Yeah, like it's always cocking your fucking throat? Yes, I do.

Yeah.

I want us to be closer.

I want you to open up to me.

I like listening to the sound of our parents' fuck.

I know it's fucked up, but I finger my pussy every night, and I go to the

same speed as the headboard hitting the wall.

And sometimes I imagine there's a guy with me.

I don't know if you masturbate to the sound of them too.

Oh, fuck. You're such a big sister.

Yeah, you're good, man.

Good girl.

Yeah, I think your brother's taking care of you. I think they're gonna like

that.

having my steppers cocked so much.

Bless you.

So fucking good. Do you like the better style on your pussy?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, I do.

Mm -hmm. Oh, I like it a lot.

Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah. Tell me what you fucking like. Mm -hmm.

I like my stuff really strong.

Should we stop?

I want to go all the way.

We don't have to.

It's funny the things you tell yourself to justify the completely fucked up.

It's not that intimate.

Maybe we were just helping each other.

Maybe we're just helping each other get off so we can go to sleep. Oh, God.

Is it that wrong that no one knows about?

Yes, yes.

Oh, my God. Oh, my brother's dick.

Oh, no. My sister's really fucking plump.

Why does it feel so good on my toe?

Parents fuck each other.

Uh -huh.

Fucking dude.

See you.

See you.

Seriously. Seriously.

Such a good fucking hole.

You know.

That pussy makes your brother's dick drop so fucking hard.

Yeah.

Shake that ass on my dick.

Good.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Ooh.

this fucking day.

oh yes

Oh my god, yes, yes.

Yeah, fucking like this.

Such a good specific.

You want me to kiss you like this?

Oh, my fucking God.

Oh, yes. Fuck.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Oh yeah,

here

it comes. Here it comes.

You want to fuck some more?

Oh yes please.