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The Airstays Tinder In Real Life Show!

For their extra special threesome, which will happen right here on the spot

On camera

Let the swiping begin

Shower me with gifts

You not just...

So body chokes?

Because I like to choke you

Worship us

Time for the hard part. Start the eliminations!

5 minutes remaining

Alright

3 is not a great start

And I think it's like anybody game still at this point

No idea who is going to be chosen

Non-stop, non stop

Welcome

I'm Kat and i am absolutely thrilled to be your host on the 5th edition of

The Airstays Tinder In Real Life Show.

We are here with the absolutely stunning Kala and Jia

Hi!

Double the trouble today

And 7 amateur contestants

They're gonna swipe right for yes

An left for no

After 3 rounds, Jia & Kala will choose together

Who their perfect match is going

For there extra special threesome

Which will happen right here on the spot, on camera.

Who will have what it takes to be the one to win their heart?

Let's find out!

How are you guys feeling for today?!

Mostly excited yeah...

Yeah

I try not look

No exactly

A bit of surprise but

Yeah i've seen something

Something interesting

So let' s not give too much away

But im very excited

So, let the swiping begin!

Our first round for today is called Shower me with Gifts.

Candidate number one please step forward

My name is Antonio I'm Cuban and have been living in Berlin for the last 4 years

And a little bit nerdy like playing computer games

Reading fantasy novels

Mainly Dota 2

but on the weekends I go a little bit more wild.

So, like to go techno parties...

That's ours!

Yeah

And yeah

brought some gifts for you guys

Do you like it?

For You

The blue one

Here for me

Thankyou

Blue

It is spring so

that would be pretty fitting

Love

I love

A good flower

Maybe we have some

Yeah

We need talk

No

Don't need

Can

Go

It's easy, but sometimes it is the easiest thing to do.

But it also always works you know?

Good job!

Hi hello I'm Pierre nice to meet you

Nice too

Im Italian and live in Berlin

bu also love making things

Building stuff

And have a kinky soul

So its 3D printed

Its designed and print for me

And our names are on there.

Your names are on there, so one is for Kala

One is for Gia

Do you have a crafty boy?

It can come in handy if they're good with their hands

Hi! Nice to meet you

I'm Gus

Born and raised here

I do Muay Thai

Capoeira

Did you?!

We could make some ginga

Maybe we could

I've never done that.

You can teach me, exactly!

Part of my job is actually as a central massage therapist

and also do your knee pussy massages as well

it's part off the job

Do you retire?

No but today what i brought for you

Is actually body oil

That we can use if u want to

So he go like everywhere

Everywhere

It completely pussy friendly

Im curious about masage though

We need to eliminate someone at some point, but I don't want it to be him.

Okay well you choose babe

Yeah

Go go

Feeling impressed by the quality so far?

Yeah

And your vibing with the same people

Think we're pretty on a same level right

Im curious what were gonna have next

So hey i'm Billy im 32

Born and raised in Germany

and am freelancer social media guy

So I wanted it to be something personal, but maybe it should also have that wow moment so you don't forget this moment in Mimei.

You want to win Forgettable?

Yeah! Let's go let'go

Why not just give me the present

No

Ivan thank you very much

Oh my god!

Show me this one.

Thank you, but I think this is too much for the beginning

You can also sit down

You had a really big build up

No problem

Maybe next time

We will definitely never forget you though

Did we do good?

Both down?

I'm only slightly traumatized but let's move on to the next one.

Contestant number 5!

Hey, hi...

Hi i am Cedric and 27 years old

And a photographer

And love nerdy stuff

Like skateboarding

Skateboarding

Yeah

Again

You like skateboards

Yeah

The best pictures that take are usually of my cats

So you're cat boy

Do you love your cats or do they sometimes look beautiful

No cat ears for me, I brought something more personal for you as well.

Would you like that?

Very nice!

So...I think

You should have that

Maybe take it

Smell is and see if we match

Are you okay with this

Do whatever

Okay

But keep thing

Hi

Hi, I'm Matthew.

My name is Sterling and live in Berlin

And i like to do all sorts of outside activities

Also work as a gardener

And like grow things

In my own garden

Actually brought you some gifts

From our garden

Which we grew myself

You grew this yourself?

These are artichokes

Becausei'd like choke you

What's that

It'so fun how you can be cute and then I'll choke you.

Do you cook?

No, kind of...

Awful!

You don't like to get choked?!

Keep this on...!

Oh yeah!!

Why'd she use my food sound!?

OK we're onto our last contestant

Contestant number 7

Step up the frame

Hello there

Awww are your excited

Super excited

My god your'e beautiful

Hello

Umm

I'm also on the nerdy side,

board games.

Oh! Board game like...

Yeah like…

How do you say that in English?

Monopoly?!

No monopoly!!

Nooo!!!

Yeah yeah

More on the paper-top and pen & paper side

Okay okay

Me too

And a dog that i train

Ah lovely

A lot of fun

Pupan

Lots

Of barking

Drooling

Leg humping

In my life

The dog isn't any better

I also do stand-up comedy from time to time.

You can tell us a joke?

Oh, this is so funny!

We got the joke

Do you know the difference between

A lantern and chickpea

No

In fact it's true but...

no

It wouldn't pay money

To have lantern on my face

But it would not hurt

Do you have chickpea

Yes

Ok for gifts maybe

Yeah yeah

Is that all gifts

No, this is not it.

I would like to lay my hands on your feet eventually

and give you a poop massage while at it

Oh cool! Do you like poop massages?

Yeah

But...I'm ticklish

Can you do with ticklish people

can't

but..but

without

Without tickling

yeah

You swear!?

Yes

Okay

Really

Cute, craftiness.

How many do we have?

A lot

Great gifts

Yeah

And I think a lot to think about who you're going to take into the further rounds

Sadly it's time say goodbye

To our two contestants

Unfortunately is wasn't your day today

But maybe next time

Thank you

Bye

It was nice meeting

On that note

Is the end of round one

and

We are ready start round 2

It was a lot of fun, but kind of disappointing.

Yeah it was really funny to meet them

but maybe my presentation

is too confident?

I think all the players in the next round

could win possibly

its about who will decide who will win

Alright, it's been pleasure having you

and let us hope we see you

on our nex edition

for Tinder In Real Life

We have better luck this time

Thank so much guys

Matches have been made

and clearly some sparks are already flying

as we move into round 2.

Which I'm especially excited for because it's called...

Worshipers!

Woohoo

Contestant number 1, would you like to step up to the frame?

We'd like wash everything but

But since there isn't much time

So let me settle for boobs and booty

If that is alright with you guys

Okay want start

You can go first

Let'go

Okay well

Your timer starts

It's hard.

You look really sexy

Oh yeah

I like it

It looks awesome

Not bad

Nice

Liking that

Can you turn around?

If you ask

Okay, if i kiss ya

Uh...I have lipstick on but let go

Oh, yeah. Yeah okay

I want to see

We talked about kiss yesterday

What's that sound?

It is so cute

Are you ticklish or not

No i'm not ticklish

It's not like it is my way to say that I like it.

Okay, cute!

Cute?

Oh gosh

And my butt

You forgot about your butt

Yes

With the jeans on

It's really nice. Can I see a little bit more of it?

Oh yeah, you can!

Guess what i'm doing for the team... Wasting my precious minutes here

You gotta do what you gotta as an athlete

Pretty sure that

Wow wow

Go with strong because

Yeah its'a big tight

Yes

Damn

It is very tight.

Okay, Lion Free!

I love how you talk

Do you like it?

For sure

Yeah

And the view

Like the view

Damn

God

I'm doing the worship.

Okay, hmmm...

Yeah

Enjoy

Kisses on the ass

A nice bow

Whoa whoa

But that is the end of a few minutes

Oh no!

But you still got another two minutes.

Where should I go?

They already feel your something

You get excited, right

Yeah

In 12

Oh la!

You're gonna be more efficient with this.

I like that, it's cute

Now you're good at that

Really like the underwear

I'm here to help.

Yeah, you want to help?

Okay boy!

Let's go

There we are

Can I have a kiss?

Those were nice kisses.

Good, yeah!

You're also having good time

I'm a little bitch, is this okay?

It's like right here.

Now me too

So hot

Sorry

To be back and break up

Here are the other contestants

That was

For the interview, yeah.

We'll call you back! Bye bye

Business meeting? Classic business meeting

I do that everyday at work

Well...I could tell it was hot because

Because i could not watch any of this

So that's usually a good sign

Candace number 2 please step up

Hi again

So..i wouldn't like to focus on

A specific part your body

But would like just feel

The general energy

The chemistry

Massage, sensual touch...

More massage than the first maybe?

I'll be happy to just check the energy amongst us.

You won!

Hey!!

Two minutes start now

Oh yeah that feels nice

A little hug

You're hugging.

Yeah, it's very cute

There was no hugging

Do you want to join her?

Oh yeah

Hello

Hi

How are you doing

I'm good how are you

Very good

Your lips

Do you like them?

Yeah, they're beautiful lips.

Can I kiss them

Can we lift the lid

Yes

Can you make it better for me

You are welcome

Thankyou

I'm scared.

You'll experience it yourself anyway, exactly

Waiting for my turn

Here i am as well

Hi

Hello

Oh the other side

Yes of course

We're shipped both

Exactly

Yeah?

Oh! Time to go.

I looked good, but sorry to tell your time is up

It was a bit too fast

No it was good

Good boy

You are my current

Excited

Hi

Wait who's that

I'm feeling very concerned

Worship your body by giving you a yoni massage

Beautiful

The solar plexus

Good job

Good girl

Now it's the time for the hard part

To start the eliminations

ZzzzZ...

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