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He's been gone for a couple of days.

But my stepson's still here, so you have to be careful. What?

Yeah. Well, he should be leaving for work really soon.

Hey,

I'm about to head out on the 405. I have to get to work.

Hang on.

Okay, honey.

Do you think you're going to have a long day of work today?

Probably, yeah.

Who are you on the phone with?

Oh.

that this is just your grandmother.

Okay.

Okay, have a good day.

See, that's what I'm talking about. You have to calm down, okay?

Hey. Yeah, he's gone. The coast is clear.

You can head on over.

Bye.

I wanted to call Xander.

Hey,

what's up, man? Hey, bro.

How's it going?

I'm driving to work. I overheard the strangest phone call.

Yeah? What about?

I don't know, but I think she might be cheating on my dad.

Brooklyn?

No.

I don't know. It sounded pretty fishy.

And you know how all of our friends are, you know, giving me shit because she's

close to our age?

Right.

Listen, man, Brooklyn's totally loyal to your dad, all right?

I mean, come on, dude. She's got that whole, like, uh, step -for -wives thing

going on.

Maybe you're right.

Listen, you're just letting everybody get to your head, alright?

Nothing to worry about.

Well, I'll let you go.

You're gonna be around later.

Uh, yeah. You just, uh, you know, hit me up after work.

Should I be worried?

No.

I took care of it.

You just keep sucking.

Justin didn't say he was on his way home or anything, right?

No. Okay.

Yeah, we got time. Okay.

Let's go to work.

I'm going to turn around and check it out.

This doesn't make any sense.

This phone call makes no sense.

See?

No fair that Jeff's dad can do it all himself.

I mean, he is my husband.

Isn't this much more fun than your fucking marital bliss?

You can't tell your dad. Why should I tell my dad?

It would break his heart. You can't tell him this.

You're being such a floozy.

We're my best friend. I trusted him.

Say something.

I don't know. What are we going to do?

You can't say anything. Come on.

You were right. You're not going to tell your dad.

Why would he tell him? I mean, like... You haven't even been in this picture

before. Listen, listen.

I mean, he's sort of involved.

Please don't tell your dad.

Justin.

Justin.

Alright, so... Can you really look at her, okay? Could you blame me for,

That's my dad.

You just said she'd do anything, right? We've talked about how hot your stepmom

is, right? I'm just putting it out there. You said anything, right?

We don't want to get fucked here by her or your dad finding out, right?

Oh, but by anything, I... Hold on.

Look at these fucking things.

I know you've looked at them a bunch

I thought I was the one who was getting it.

Well, you're good. Yeah, that's what we're getting to. See?

There we go.

Look, look. I can't do that. You've got to keep the secret, girl.

I can't.

Just... Brooklyn.

Come on. There she is.

You should be happy I'm not telling my dad.

See? This is a good deal. I am. I know, but this... No.

It works for everybody.

about it. Just enjoy the time we have now.

This is so weird though.

Not for me.

I feel like I've already fulfilled my end of this bargain.

Oh, not until he's in your little cut cabin.

He's an instigator.

He's not an instigator.

He's a best friend. He kind of is.

Do you love it?

Do you love it?

Do you love it? If I say yes, are we good?

No. No, we're absolutely not.

Come on, guys. Come on, let us enjoy this. Come on. Say you fucking love it.

I'm not going to say that, but I'll keep doing it. Say you love it. Just love

it. Come on. I love it. Yeah.

Alright,

I feel like we're good.

Yeah, I'm feeling pretty good too. Don't you have to go to work?

My dad can handle it.

That's the thing when you work for the family company, right?

Do whatever you want.

What do you say, Justin? You want a turn?

Yeah, yeah. Come on.

He's about to. He's about to.

That's not right at all.

I know. What are you doing?

You've got to keep a secret, right?

Oh, yes.

This is wrong on so many levels.

Yeah, but it's less shitty than your husband finding out. Come on.

Mine. Doesn't it?

Okay, Justin.

Hold on, you don't get to say one of those. Yeah, you got a secret to keep.

If anything, you should be offering more, shouldn't you?

More? Yeah,

you should be. Yeah.

Well, if you wanted to keep your secret, you should be. Absolutely not.

I think you're going to change your mind.

Oh, boy.

Oh, yes.

Brooklyn, tell us you love it again.

Oh, yes.

You know I always love your dad.

Oh, you love your stepson? Sure, he's going to tell Daddy, and that's not

is it? You're not going to tell your dad. If you tell him that you love his

cock, he's not.

That's it.

Oh, yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yeah.

It feels good, doesn't it?

Huh? I'm going to talk it out of him.

Aren't you happy?

Aren't you happy, Brooklyn?

Okay, Justin, I'll get carried away back there.

Get carried away?

This is not something that I do, Justin.

Looks like you're doing it.

Looks like you're doing it.

Do you know how long your dad has been asking for this and I've always said no?

Well, I'm glad we can keep it our secret then, huh?

What?

I hope.

You want to see us push your little father?

No. What are you talking about?

What are you talking? Wait, what?

Get your fucking legs up. What are you doing?

Just like that. Get those legs up. What?

No, you guys.

This can't. This isn't going to work. Well, it's working. Oh, it's it. Okay,

watch it work.

Watch it work. That's it.

What is -

This is a budding friendship here. Oh, my God.

You saved our friendship and your marriage.

share this first fucking experience together, huh?

Oh, shit. Oh, yeah.

Guys.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

All right, that's it. The deal is made.

Hey, who else do you think of our close friends would be down? Huh?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hold on, hold on, hold on. You have three of

huh? We've got plenty more to do. I mean, we've got, like, Tommy and the

They might. No, no, no, no.

Miss Chase. Hold on. We're trying to. Hold on. Miss Chase, please. Please,

on.

Listen. You want me to tell my dad?

You made a deal.

Well, he's going out of town next week, right? Yeah. Sweet. All right. Let's

call the boys. All right.

Cool, man.

Fuck yeah. Let's do it.