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Oh, come on. The dress isn't that bad.

It's not the dress. It's what it's for.

Like it or not, your mom's still getting married tomorrow. I know.

And if she weren't marrying my ex -boyfriend's dad, I'd be happy for her,

Well, have you talked to Jake?

Not since prom.

Sir, I've been working at a camp near his cabin.

So Jake and his dad are moving in after the wedding, huh?

Are you okay?

I still have feelings for him.

But he's moved on. I have to do the same.

What was that?

Um, Claire, I think it's coming from the closet.

It's probably just a storm. Yeah.

What?

Relax, it's just me.

Jake, you scared us.

Uh, can we talk?

That's my cue to go. No, stay.

We're good.

I was, um...

I was just dropping some boxes into my new room.

Great, that's awesome.

Okay, so I'll see you at the wedding tomorrow?

Wait. I just wanted to say that you going away all summer was probably the

thing you could have done considering we're going to be bro and sis now.

Tomorrow's a new day for us.

No weirdness?

Yeah. No weirdness.

Okay. See you.

You can cut those straight.

Katie, this is supposed to be our week of fun before school starts.

I just got back from a soccer tournament. I've had no time to prepare

to school.

Besides, this is fun.

I am slicing welcome back to grassy posters.

It's the beginning of my presidency.

Everything needs to be perfect.

How much more perfect can it get?

You're a soccer superstar, student council pres, and you're dating the

guy.

You did not just say that out loud. Oh, he did.

Note, Drew, my life isn't magically perfect. It takes hard work.

No slice.

I'm going to need that table.

While we're working here?

No, we should clear it for Bea.

You know she's been helping out at my dad's office.

Part of my plea bargain, which unofficially includes working in the

with these two boneheads.

You return last house on the left? Yep.

and picked up Cabin Fever, Drew's choice, as well as the vintage classic

Blair Witch Project.

Um, we've been watching a lot of horror movies.

Yeah, when you're not hiding under a blanket.

You know what?

Um, you're right. I did promise that we'd have fun, so why don't we go to

On me.

Okay.

You look really pretty.

Even the dress is nice.

Thanks.

I feel pretty.

I wish you could stay, though, but my mom said only blood relatives because of

the living room space restriction.

Don't worry. I get it.

Helen wants to keep it low profile, you know, Penelope Cruz, Javier Bardem

style.

Ooh.

The minister's here, and the guests are just starting to arrive.

We're getting started in ten.

Dave still hasn't texted me back.

You know, this is weird. When I was at science camp, we texted like 24 -7, and

now that I'm back, it's like dead silent. What do you think I should do?

About what?

The Palestine -Israel conflict, Claire.

Dave, I think he's ignoring me. Look, on the bright side, at least your mom

isn't marrying his dad.

Bigger problems right here.

Yeah. I'm sorry my problems are so insignificant, Claire. Compared to my

lifelong family -altering nightmare?

You're complaining about a lack of text. I think you'll live.

Let me guess. Dave?

Yep. He wants to meet at the dot.

See? Pedestrian drama.

It's a good thing. Trust me.

Have a fun wedding.

Thanks.

She looks beautiful, doesn't she?

Yeah, she really does.

We are gathered together today to share in the union of these two fine people.

In the Bible, Paul wrote about the power of love.

I'd like to invite Claire to read for us.

First book of letters to the Corinthians, chapter 13.

Love is patient.

Love is kind.

Love is not jealous.

It is not arrogant or rude.

It does not insist on its own way.

It is not resentful.

Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, and endures

things.

Love never ends.

Took a while for you to respond to my text.

I know. I'm sorry about that. Fine. If I learned anything this summer, it's

patience.

I missed you, girl.

Do you want to share something?

No, hold on.

Fine. I'll order my own chicken wings. No, no, no.

Look,

I got to be on phone with you about something.

I had a thing this summer.

Well, a thing couldn't mean a lot of things, right?

Well, you know what I mean? A thing with another girl.

It's over, though.

Wait.

Did you have sex with her?

Look, I mean, you and I were on a break.

I felt bad after I did it. We thought we were going to wait for each other.

I know we were, okay?

It's just one mistake.

And look, I waited to tell you face to face.

This summer was a test for us and you failed.

Okay, Ali, look, what can I do to fix this? You can leave.

Oh, okay.

Hey, Dave, what's going on, man?

What's wrong with him?

Hey, Ali, how was your summer?

You okay?

Well, my boyfriend just cheated on me, so... You want some company?

For the first time ever, this is Helen and Mr. Glenn Martin.

So,

I got...

Cheddar, Swiss, the smelly kind.

Take your pick.

I'm okay.

Hey, we haven't really gotten a chance to talk since I've been back with the

wedding and everything.

You know, I should go help refresh the guest drinks. Wait.

My dad and your mom take off on their B &B honeymoon later, and I was wondering

if you wanted to hang out, reconnect.

You know, I haven't heard from you in months since you sent me a text saying

you at the wedding. Now you want to reconnect?

When I was at the cabin, I was doing a lot of thinking. I thought about us and

realized I still love you.

No.

You left me heartbroken.

So all summer, I convinced myself that we were over. I dealt with things. Maybe

you should have instead of running up to a cabin to romanticize about something

that is still over.

Who wants cake?

Celebrate love.

Celebrate love.

Jake, Martin.

Looking good.

Grab a seat.

The wedding over?

No, I just needed some air.

So, senior year.

You excited?

I guess.

So, what'd you get up to this summer?

Worked at a camp. I got out my cabin.

You have a cabin?

Hot. No, it's nothing fancy.

Must be nice, you know?

To have a little escape.

Hey, um, any chance that you guys want to have an end -of -summer cabin party

tonight?

Uh, yeah.

I'm so in.

Greetings, grassroots.

Hey. Eli.

Biking in this heat.

Perfect day for a little schvitz.

Or a perfect day for a party at Jake's cabin.

So how soon can you guys be ready?

Pretty soon.

Okay.

All right.

All right.

Hello?

Hey, Claire.

Pass me Drew.

Who is it?

Bianca D'Souza. I think you have the wrong number. No.

Adam can't find the Xbox controller, and I tried calling Drew...

I don't think they're getting reception up there.

Up where?

Up at the party.

At Jake's cabin.

There's a party at Jake's cabin?

Oh, my bad.

Adam thought you'd be up there, but I guess nobody told you.

Of course nobody told me.

Jake and I got into a fight.

Made a huge mistake. I need to talk to him.

Okay, TMI.

But if I were you, I'd get up there soon.

Cabins equals kissing.

Kissing? Who's there?

Um, Drew, Katie.

Marisol, too, I guess.

Marisol?

Okay. Yeah, I do need to get up there.

Does he know where the controllers are?

She's not with him.

But it might be fun if we crashed.

You up for a scary adventure in the woods?

Can't. Physio.

Claire, I can drive.

I'll pick you up soon. Be ready.

Oh, no, no, Bianca. That's a... That's okay.

Let me test it.

The air is better out here.

Tiny.

I'm glad your parents let you come.

They think I'm at a post -wedding celebration at Claire's new cottage

parental supervision.

Thanks for not telling Claire.

Are you sure we shouldn't call her? You know, let her know we're here?

Well, it defeats the whole purpose, which is to get over she who must not be

named.

Bring your stuff in this way, guys.

Man.

Jake Martin, you are the man.

All right.

Okay,

one, why does it smell like wet dogs?

And two, please tell me you have bug spray.

I checked the top drawer in the kitchen.

Ew.

If I get wet now... We have a candle.

Stick, knife, lead pipe, rope, wrench, revolver,

magazine.

No bug spray.

Kill me now.

Hey, don't mind if I do.

What? She asked for it.

So, has this place been in the family long?

We got it pretty cheap in 99.

No kidding.

The old owner caught his wife and he was another man.

The guy kills him with a fire poker.

Chase is after his wife in the woods. The cops called it double murder

People say he could still be seen roaming the woods at night searching for

lost love.

Okay, now I'm creeped out.

Allie, want to help me grab some kindling for the fire?

Um, yes, sir.

Scream if you need me.

Take your cell.

No point. Reception's the body.

Want to go explore?

I'm not going out there.

Stay in with me.

I'm going to watch TV.

What TV?

There's no TV.

Oh, this is hell.

Great. Looks like we're staying in to entertain Marisol.

No. Let's go do something fun.

Okay.

Uh, I didn't drive all the way here so you could ditch me to make out.

Hello?

The map's upside down.

I knew that.

Evil Dead.

The Strangers.

Friday the 13th.

All the best horror movies take place in the woods.

There's something about the seclusion.

If you scream, no one can hear you.

Can you be quiet, please, so I can figure this out?

In a rush, are we?

I just want to get to the party.

Please, girl, you love your stepbrother.

Are you worried he's hooking up with someone else?

Can you stop playing with your whack 80s headband and navigate, please? I'm

trying. There are a series of driveways along this road. It's probably one of

the last three. If we keep driving, we'll find it.

What's wrong?

The 20 -year -old piece of crap is what's wrong.

It's going to be dark soon.

Then we should walk fast.

Yeah, baby, dip it. Yeah, baby, dip it. Touch the floor with your cherry,

yeah.

Hello?

Katie?

Help me.

Gotcha.

Screw you.

Screw both of you.

Come on, we're just having a little fun. Yeah, at my expense.

I hate you. I thought you were the murderer.

It was Drew's idea. No, you said you wanted to have fun. It was both our

I don't believe him.

Guys, I'm actually really scared.

You're kidding me, right?

I told your boyfriend to stop talking to me like that.

Drew, come on.

Come on.

This is all the

kindling I could find.

So what do you think of my cabin?

It's quiet, which means more thinking about Dave time.

That's funny.

I always think that coming up here is a solution to my problems.

Never is.

This is none of my business, but did you hook up with anyone else this summer

when you were away from Claire?

I thought about it.

And even though we were broken up, it still felt like it would be cheating.

Marshmallows.

Here.

Thank you.

One for you.

Okay, the trick is to hold it above the embers for a slow browning.

Oh, no. See, I'm more of a light it on fire and then blow it out kind of girl.

Nice and charred.

What was that?

Probably just a wolf.

A wolf.

You can't just shrug and say wolf.

Sorry.

So you have murderers with fire pokers and wolves.

Anything else?

Oh, no, there are a few coyotes, too.

You'll be okay. Just stick with me.

I know.

Claire's really lucky to have... Sorry, I said her name, not helping.

It's okay.

Even with all this distance, you can't escape stuff.

Yeah.

It's funny.

I'm feeling pretty far away right about now.

From everything that's nice.

No, that's just wrong.

G6.

Man.

Did you have a party over, kids?

Why is she here?

Good question.

You're not allowed to be mad.

You rejected me, remember?

There's a reason I didn't invite you.

Jake?

What's happening? Jake, what's going on, man? Everyone stay calm.

Drew?

Where's Claire?

I'm going to look for Claire.

What if the power goes out again?

It won't. How do you know?

Will someone handle her? I'm leaving.

Jake, Claire is just being a drama queen. She's going to come back, man.

Hello. The girl came all the way up here for her stepbrother, then found him

kissing Bhandari.

I wouldn't want to be here either.

She couldn't have gone too far.

The woods are dense around here.

It could get dangerous if you don't know your way around.

I'm coming with you, man.

Me too.

No. Not a good idea. But she's my best friend. You'll just get in the way.

You're better off here.

In horror movies, bad stuff happens to people who go out to the woods.

And considering you're the skanky bitch in this scenario, you die first.

This isn't a stupid movie, Bianca. Claire could actually be hurt.

Oh. And whose fault is that?

Scooch over.

Comfortable? Very.

Ready?

Be careful, okay?

Okay, go.

Come on.

Come on, come on.

Yes.

No, no, no, come on.

Just...

Lights just don't go out like that, Katie.

Yes, they do. It's an old cabin.

Something's not right.

The only thing that's not right is Bianca.

Why would she come up here?

Why aren't they back yet? Because something bad is happening.

Everyone's fighting.

The lights went out. There's weird noises.

Funny. Everything you just listed always leads to a murder.

That's it. I'm driving home. You can't drive alone in the dark. And you can't

leave Bianca up here with Drew. I'm freaking out.

You think this is funny?

You didn't hear what Jake told us. There's someone out there, a murderer,

walks at night with a fire poker.

Marisol, you need to calm down.

Sit. I'll make you some herbal tea, okay?

Or I could take this herb.

Where did you get that?

I found it in the couch.

You want to smoke something you found in a couch?

Looks legit. Try it.

No way.

It'll make you even more paranoid. Don't listen to Bianca. She's messing with

you. I'm freaking out because of your stupid prank?

Just a bit.

Please.

Fine. It's your funeral.

Uh, no way. Not in here.

If I go home smelling like pot, I'm dead, so... Just go outside.

Okay, fine.

We'll be right back.

I can't believe Claire followed me all the way here.

How does she expect me to move on? Clearly, she doesn't want you to, bro.

earlier today, she said we were so over.

You've met girls, right?

Usually, when they say one thing, they mean the complete opposite.

I knew she was coming up. I never would have kissed Allie.

You think she'll ever forgive me?

Maybe if you find her and save her from the dark, scary woods.

Um,

what is that?

It's, uh, it's Claire's.

How do you know that?

She was wearing it when she came.

Um, Jake, is that?

It's blood.

What if the murderer got her? That was just a stupid story.

All right, Jake.

We're now.

This way. Okay. Claire! Claire!

What if something happens to

Claire?

You'll probably never forgive yourself.

But hang in there.

Gets better.

Never leaving my house again. Every time I try to have a little thought and it

always turns into a disaster.

Even for you, kissing Jake was low.

Excuse me?

This coming from Boiler Room Bianca ring a bell? You and Drew, my boyfriend at

the time?

That's different.

You weren't my best friend forever.

I've never roasted a marshmallow before.

Interested?

Don't answer.

What if it's Claire and Jake?

The door is unlocked.

Then who would be knocking?

What was that?

Probably Bianca trying to scare us.

Are you done? Can we go back and know where the screaming is coming from and a

murderer on the loose?

Are you nuts?

I need to make sure Bianca isn't looking for Drew.

I saw her using her feminine wiles on him in Drew's house.

Feminine wiles.

I haven't gotten those.

What if something happened while I was away at a soccer tournament?

You think Drew and Bianca is next?

No. It's paranoid.

You're a terrible friend when you're high.

I'm going to give Bianca a piece of my mind. Find out the truth.

It's locked.

Someone locked this in.

Who would do that to us?

Take one guess.

Starts with a B and rhymes with... Actually,

it doesn't rhyme with anything.

That's for her.

I need to find a way out.

What are you doing here?

I'm sorry I scared you. I went to the cabin, and Allie and Bianca said that

were missing.

They also screamed when they saw me.

Why is everyone so jumpy?

It's been a long day.

How did you get here?

I took a bus to the nearest town, then I biked the rest.

Your hand looks bad.

I don't.

Let me look at it.

We are going to die in here.

We need to dig ourselves out.

Uh, I think the secondhand smoke is getting to your head.

What do you expect? It's like a hot box in here.

If we dig a hole by the door, we can crawl under.

Fine. But only because I want to tone my arms for the power squad.

I think I hit a rock.

What is it?

Bling.

Look, they're engraved.

David Pratt and Joyce Pratt.

What if they're the people from Jake's story?

What if the jealous killer is the one who locked us in?

What if he hurt our friends?

Did I interrupt an intense game of hide and seek?

No.

So may I ask, why did you run into a dark force by yourself?

Let's just say a certain someone moved on before I had a chance to talk to him.

Stop. You're overwhelming me with details.

Is it weird to be glad you were the one to find me?

Claire!

Claire!

Eli.

You found her.

I did it.

Are you okay?

Like it matters to you.

I think... I think he's gone.

That's what he wants us to think. I don't care. I can't die in here and

Drew to Bianca.

Kill Bianca?

I'm getting this out of here. How do I turn this on?

There's a cord.

Pull it.

Wait.

You guys are losing it. You want Texas Chainsaw on that door.

I knew it.

You locked us in there.

Uh, no. I was roasting marshmallows.

You're trying to get rid of me so you can hook up with Drew.

Wait, so you actually think that I'm trying to steal Drew from you?

Why else would you come all the way up here and lock me in a tool shed?

You're right.

Weed does make you paranoid. I know how you work.

You did it to Allie. Oh, please leave me out of this. And I won't let you do it

to me.

I watch you, Bianca.

You're always ready to pounce.

You are so insecure.

If you can't trust Drew in a room with another girl, you'll never last.

Good luck with your relationship, honey.

Real stable.

You found her.

See you later.

You can get the first aid kit.

Claire, are you okay?

Someone's frosty.

I'm actually glad you came.

Why do I find that hard to believe?

Seems to me there must have been a reason. There was.

And then you kissed Allie. Allie.

Allie kissed me.

Really?

Yeah, and kissing her back was the stupidest thing I've ever done.

That should do it. Thanks.

Look, I tried.

I tried getting over you all summer.

I couldn't.

And when I found your headband, I thought that something really bad

and I regretted every minute that I didn't spend with you. Stop.

I thought about kissing Eli.

To get back at him.

I ran away all summer from the wedding.

Hey,

I'm done running.

Just give me another chance.

So, what did you girls get up to while we were out?

Yeah, Katie.

What did you get up to?

Just hung out.

There's something in the woods!

Can someone please sedate her?

Everyone's in here, right?

That means no one's in the woods.

Either she's tripping out or she just saw something really freaky. Tripping

On what?

Weed.

You too?

Secondhand.

You guys are kidding, right? Jake!

Jake, there's someone at the door, man.

So answer it.

No, it's the killer.

It's ridiculous.

Are we?

Look what we found.

Your story's real.

Crab. That's the name of the previous owner.

Oh, my God. He's outside.

He wants to kill us.

Or kidnap a virgin. Claire, Katie, sacrifice yourself.

Everyone stay calm.

Calm? Then why do you need an axe, man?

than using my chainsaw?

That would be Katie.

That girl is dangerous. Claire, thank goodness you're here.

What are you guys doing here?

Well, we called to check in on Claire. She wasn't answering, so we got worried.

We couldn't enjoy our honeymoon, so we came home, and Claire wasn't there.

Allie's mom left a voicemail about her being at our country place, so we rushed

up here. Turns out you guys are having a little party, huh?

Sorry. It's okay. We're just glad you're safe.

And what's with the axe?

Told them the Pratt murder legend.

I guess we all just got a little scared. But the ring, it's real.

I found these when we bought the place, all right? I buried them under the tool

shed.

Jealousy makes people do some pretty ugly things.

So the murderer isn't real. We were just scaring ourselves.

The scariest thing about a cabin full of teens is the teens.

They weren't leaving, by the way, until my shed door gets fixed. So come on,

let's get at her.

Move.

It's okay, Jake. Help stop the bleeding. Let me see.

You riding with me?

Does this mean you forgive me?

Never run away again, okay?

Same goes for you.

I feel bad for messing up our parents' honeymoon.

Are you kidding? They're off antiquing all day. It's my mom's dream come true.

You guys have room for a third?

You kissed my boyfriend.

I'm so sorry, Claire. I had no right.

But you have no idea what I went through after I left you at the wedding.

What horrible thing could have happened to make you do what you did?

Enlighten me.

What's the point?

You think my problems are pedestrian.

Find someone else to ride with. We're full.

It's a long way to bike back home.

Want to ride with us?

Awesome, thanks.

Hey, my car is going to need a jump.

Yeah, for sure. We can get you one.

I'm parked a half a mile down the road, so I'll walk and meet you there. Sounds

good.

Where are your manners?

You're not going to let her walk alone, are you?

Good call.

Hey, Bianca, wait up. What was that about?

Bianca has too much power.

I need to let her know that I'm not jealous.

Are you?

A little, but I trust Drew.

Ow.

Is your knee okay?

Yeah, I just twisted it last night.

Looks like I'll be riding with you guys if that's okay.

Claire's still mad at you.

Leave it to me to lose Dave and my best friend in less than 24 hours.

Back to school is going to be so fun.

The bus is leaving this hellhole.

Let's go.

Feel better after the shower? Much.

Are you eating my face? Mm -hmm. I mean, if you let me.

Gross.

We're back!

Hey, how was NTK?

Oh, it was good. We got an urn.

Uh, Jake, I put fresh sheets on your bed, so if you need anything, this is

home, too, now, okay? Okay. Thanks, Helen. Sure.

I am tired.

I'm going to go to bed.

Okay.

Night, Jake.

Night. Night.

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