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-What did she do now? -Nothing. [scoffs]
You always start there, don't you?
Waiting for a tornado to land and hoping it's not on you.
You've been holding your breath for your mother
your whole life, huh?
You don't understand Mama at all.
Does anybody?
For most of my life, she was like my best friend.
Like, her giant imagination, her ability to improvise--
it made my childhood magical.
Like, she stuck these little glow-in-the-dark stickers
-on my ceiling so I could have stars in my room. -Mm-hmm.
And when Alan didn't measure up,
she became double the parent.
She was a great mother.
And after Alan died?
The money dried up,
and Mama started using her gifts for evil.
Ah. So you think
this new inheritance will put the genie back in the bottle?
A daughter can dream.
Well, I hope, for our sakes, you're right.
But whatever happens, you need to stop holding your breath.
And how do I do that?
By having another place you can call home
with me, Martin, the kids.
And, one day, with Kat.
[scoffs]
You had me till that last one.
Look, I can get behind more family,
but I'm not giving up on Mama.
Okay, here's a way you can dip your toe in the water.
I came by because Kat's launch for ChelseaKat is tonight.
Now, Martin and Samantha will be there,
Andre will be there taking photos,
and I want my daughter on my arm.
What do you say?
Join your family tonight.
Just when I thought you were the sweetest guy ever,
you drive across the state and back for me.
I cannot believe half our shipment went to another club.
Thanks again.
I'll see you soon.
Crisis averted.
Wait. What's wrong now?
Do you think that was it?
The bad thing that needs to happen?
Don't start. You conquered your fears of the runway.
You will conquer this too.
Don't go thinking yourself into a spiral.
Whenever something really good happens,
there's just always something bad to counter it.
You really think
the universe is requiring a trade
for our successful event?
You get a million followers, and our bank accounts explode,
but only if we guarantee our firstborn child?
More like we aren't allowed
to have all the nice things all at once.
Madison said the psyche protects itself
from change, even if it's for good.
Oh, yeah? And what else does the good doctor say?
[laughs] She also said
that there's nothing that can happen tonight
that we can't power through.
The "wonder cousins" can handle it all.
-Wonder cousins. -Mm-hmm.
Okay, I like it.
And she's right.
All we have to worry about now
is champagne problems.
Should we have gotten a bodyguard
to keep the paps away?
Where should we vacay first with this influx of cash?
You are literally immune to imposter syndrome.
It's like you took a dip in the Dupree gene pool
and drained all the confidence.
It's because of you, Chels.
I am unequivocally behind you and your vision for our brand.
I have total faith in what we built together.
-Really? -Yes, wonder cousin.
You are a revolution.
Every girl is gonna want one of your designs on their arm.
From the bags.
Then it'll be the clothes, the footwear.
Maybe...
we even take on home goods.
[both laugh]
Tonight's just the beginning.
Up next: global brand dominance.
I can see it.
You should be leading a country, not a fashion brand.
[Kat laughs]
Ah, maybe in my spare time.
But who's up next?
-ChelseaKat. -Oh, no, ma'am.
Say it like you mean it. Who is up next?
ChelseaKat!
BOTH: ChelseaKat! Yeah!
[both laughing]
Oh, cousin. Oh.
♪ ♪
[laughing]
Who's ready to pre-party?
NAOMI: Oh, we're actually early for being early.
-I'll take that. -Well, we brought extras
because once the Duprees start toasting,
we might run through your cellar.
Oh, that's so thoughtful, love.
And so is hosting this little soiree.
Can you believe your grandbabies are all grown up
and making their own label?
Grands, it's genius.
We can get our mush out before we're in public.
Oh, I can't make that kind of promise.
Your mood does not match ours.
We don't want to spoil the celebration.
-What is it now? -NAOMI: I know I've been
pushing everyone to go to the doctor
-since my dad had his stroke-- -No, nothing like that.
Your grandmother and I are fine.
Okay. Thank God.
Well, anything else, we can handle.
NAOMI: Yeah.
Don't speak so soon.
Ted, I really appreciate you for inviting me.
-You're my daughter. -But so is Kat.
And she shouldn't have to share you on her big night.
Besides, she'll see it as me somehow trying to sabotage her.
You know, there's gonna to come a time
when missing each other's big moments will be unthinkable.
This can be a step in the right direction, huh?
Ted, if I show up tonight,, it'll be a step off the cliff.
Okay, okay, maybe I took that too far.
But I'm not giving up on the idea of you two being friends,
just like I'm not giving up on my marriage,
papers or not.
Okay. So maybe it's not a night of sisterhood,
but maybe it's the night for you and Nicole.
All caught up in your baby girl's success.
I can see it happening.
-Now who's the optimist? -[knocking]
Mama is ready to take you to dinner,
and then we're going shop... ping.
Unless you already have plans.
No, I'd love to go. Let's do it.
Dana.
I'd invite you, Teddy Weddy,
but apparently, the stench
of new money doesn't work for you.
Maybe you could think of it as Dupree money.
I mean, that's the kind of stuff you can't get enough of, right?
-Hmm. -Hmm.
Naomi, did your mom tell you
about the trust I set up for Barbara?
Yeah. You funded the trust based on what Barbara would have made
if she stayed in the Articulettes.
It's such a beautiful gesture.
Yes, well, over the years, the fund has grown.
Gran's being modest.
Due to her investment savvy, it's now a veritable fortune.
You did the right thing, Mom.
Barbara's family deserves to be taken care of.
Thing is...
the money's fallen into the wrong hands.
Well, you should be indemnified
against any liabilities, and there's--
Leslie Thomas has gotten her hands on the trust.
Don't tell me that vulture seduced one of Barbara's heirs.
Or is she pimping out that daughter of hers?
No. No one knew until now. Not me.
Not even Leslie. No one.
She is Barbara's heir.
She's her daughter.
-What? -Oh, Gran. No.
If she's Barbara's daughter, I'm Serena Williams.
Well, then call me Venus.
As un-tempting as that invitation was,
I have another engagement.
Good luck tonight, Ted.
Thank you.
[door closes]
So, what's he need luck for?
There's an event tonight with his kids.
And he didn't invite you?
He did, but I'd much rather spend time with you.
So, where are we eating?
I made dinner reservations at the club.
What?
You and your father practically have your own table there.
I'm not about to wait around so you can dig through
your wig collection and create a whole new face
just so we can eat dinner.
Okay. So, I mean, what's that supposed to mean?
What are you talking about?
I go there with Ted as his guest.
You don't have a pass.
You'd have to come up with one hell of a disguise
just to get past the maître d'.
You know, you're right.
I mean, the club does have very high standards,
and the best of the best get in.
Like moi.
Come again?
Or is it that, uh,
you have to have a big ol' check with a whole lot
of zeros behind it? Hmm.
Okay, can you cut the theatrics and speak English?
Baby, you are looking at a brand-new,
bona fide member of the club.
-Mm-hmm. [laughs] -What?
Oh, yes, baby. Take it in.
Take it all in.
Wait, wait, you serious, Mom?
-You joined? -[laughs]
I just signed on the dotted line just this afternoon,
and, um, I want you to come with me
to this illustrious establishment.
Help your mama pop that cherry.
You are out of control.
And hungry. I'm very hungry.
So listen, they've got this tasting menu, of course.
-Mm-hmm. -And so I was thinking about eating everything on it,
and using my little pinky in the air as I do so.
Yum, yum, yum. Hmm? You in?
-I'm in. -Yes!
[both laugh]
And I want you to remember this.
-What? -I need us
to act like we've been somewhere.
'Cause, honey, we about to be somebody.
Come on, step.
Well, I'll try my best not to embarrass you.
-Oh, thank you. -Mm-hmm.
Okay, I'm gonna head over early
so Tomas can help me put the bags
in the display cases while you...
Set my face and then pick out some shoes.
-Really? -Fine.
I'll be right behind you, promise.
Great. I'll meet you at the Grands at champagne o'clock.
Can our fam get any more adorable?
Before you go, I wanted to give you your flowers privately.
You've heard of work wives. You're my work sister.
Well, more like my sister sister,
outside of Naomi.
I sound like a drunk maid of honor.
Point is, I love you so much.
And ChelseaKat would not be here if it weren't for you.
-You're the artist-- -Ah, ah, ah, ah.
No interruptions.
You took my ideas and made them into a reality.
You built this brand from the ground up,
created a business plan, chose manufacturers.
And without you, I probably
would have never stood up to Mom.
You would have gotten there eventually.
Maybe, but maybe not.
Without you, I'm just... less.
Less brave, less fierce.
Thank you for kicking my butt when I need it,
and having my back, always.
Being that Dupree is a lot,
but I can't imagine doing it,
doing life without you.
I love you so much.
[sniffles]
-Oh, I have to touch up my makeup. -[laughs]
Mmm. [laughs]
Well, you will never have to worry about that
because I am not going anywhere.
Maybe we ditch Tomas and Madison
and just grow old together.
Share the studio until we're gray.
-You know what? Deal. [laughs] -[laughs]
Okay, okay, I have to go.
We have a very important event, remember?
Okay.
Don't be late.
-I know, I know. -Mm.
-Chelsea? -Come on in, Dad.
-Hey. -What are you doing here?
Is it the lawsuit? Will this impact the launch?
No, no. No, sweetheart.
It's your father showing up to say congratulations.
I didn't think you were gonna make it tonight.
Oh, come on. Of course I would. You're my baby.
Well, I thought that you would need to be home
with Hayley after everything.
-Yeah. -How is she?
Well, she's gonna be okay.
And the flowers you and Naomi sent were lovely. Thank you.
And Hayley sends her congratulations for the launch.
-Thanks. -Yeah.
I love the name, by the way-- ChelseaKat.
Vernon used to call you two that when you were little.
Always joined at the hip, inseparable.
He said that it was easier to call us by one name
'cause he knew that we would be together.
Uh, we figured it'd be a nice way to honor him.
Yeah, it is.
So, how you feeling about the launch?
Really good.
The buyers are super excited
and our follower count is climbing.
Hey. You should be very proud, sweetheart.
I know I am.
I mean, startups can be a grind,
you know, not unlike, you know, starting a new law practice.
But I want you to remember
to take care of yourself during the process, okay?
I want you to eat, take a lot of breaks.
I will, Dad.
Maybe even a break or two with your old man?
Yeah, I can do that.
Good.
Guess I'll get out of hair, let you finish getting ready.
And, uh, I'll see you tonight, okay? Mmm.
I'll be the tall guy in the back cheering too loud.
-"Hey, everybody. That's my girl." -[laughs]
Thanks for coming by, Dad.
Don't mention it.
Oh.
Dr. Montgomery.
Chelsea, why is my neurologist making house calls?
Mr. Hamilton.
-Hi. -Hi.
Dad, uh, Madison is just dropping by
because we're... friends.
Oh. Okay. Well, finally,
one of your friends can save my life in a pinch.
-It's good to see you. -You as well.
Are you keeping all your follow-ups?
Yes, Doctor.
Goodbye, Doctor.
[door closes]
Hi there... friend.
DANI: As much
as it pains me to say this,
desperate times require the skills of my ex-husband.
Mom, are you sure we want to reengage Dad's services?
And are we all just going to fake collective amnesia
about how dead-wrong he was in handling Martin's troubles?
Obviously, I'm not suggesting violence,
but on the right leash,
Bill is the best fixer in the DMV.
His army of estate lawyers can knock
until they find the back door in any contract.
He's already told us it's not possible.
I'd like a second opinion.
Naomi?
Well, once the trustees verified
Leslie's relationship to Barbara,
that first check probably rolled right out the door.
Yes, it did. My lawyers confirmed it.
Then even Dad will have zero basis
to take this to court.
So we're supposed to just sit here
and welcome her to our tax bracket?
We all share your outrage, Dani, but it's a fait accompli.
And now the fun part.
Waiting to see
how Leslie weaponizes that money against us.
It's really real, isn't it?
The event space is transformed into a purse wonderland.
You and Chelsea made this happen.
Displaying the bags in museum cases?
Brilliant.
Now everyone will see them for what they are.
Works of art.
Right? Ooh!
The cases.
Un-freaking believable.
If the Duprees make it, they will break it.
Excuse me.
How many times do I have to tell you
you don't belong here?
Kat, chill out, okay? There is no reason to make a scene.
Oh, I'm gonna do more than that.
You are on a no-fly list for my launch.
Take another step, and I'll have you thrown out.
-I'd like to see you try. -Nobody even knew it was here.
If I had a penny
for every coincidence that put you in my path...
Kat, come on.
We're here for our dinner reservation.
We'll be in the dining room and out of your way.
Okay, Kat, where was that little imaginary line I couldn't cross?
Whoop. There it is.
Tomas, call security.
[scoffs] Honey, please.
Listen, I don't need to crash nothing, Little Kitty Boo Boo.
You are looking at the club's newest member.
[laughs]
Oh, my God.
I needed that.
Nice try, but you couldn't afford
the dues, let alone the initiation fee.
Kat, Miss Thomas has recently
come into some extra funds.
And you're just telling me this?
Wow. Sounds like you need to talk to Mommy
and ask her to help you work on your communication skills.
Ms. Thomas, Ms. Thomas. Lovely to have you with us tonight.
Oh, thank you so much.
May I be the first to show you the dining room?
Oh, absolutely.
-Right this way. -Oh, uh, good luck tonight, Kat.
Mama, you're gonna love the steak salad.
They have these little crispy onion things
-that are to die for. -Mmm. Delicious.
Hey, come on. You've been hyper focused with the launch.
I didn't want to distract you. Don't let this ruin your night.
Tell me I didn't just screw everything up. I panicked.
I just didn't realize you hadn't told him about us yet.
Not just about us.
Oh, babe, you haven't told him about you?
We haven't had that specific conversation.
We don't really talk a lot after the divorce.
I mean, the stroke shifted things,
but more into a "I don't want you to die" place
and not a "I want to bring my girlfriend over" place.
Are you afraid he might not be as accepting as the Duprees?
I don't need his permission to love who I want
any more than he needed mine to marry that wicked... Hayley.
You're the least shy person I know.
Something held you up,
and I told you how long it took me
to tell my own dad,
so maybe you just need a little more time.
Thank you for understanding.
-Well, friend... -[both laugh]
It will be tough keeping my hands off you tonight,
so we need some ground rules
if we don't want this to turn into a coming-out party.
Should I hold back on the PDA?
No, no, no. I'm not asking you to do that.
I mean, the rest of my family knows about you,
and I want your hand at the base of my back
sending chills up it.
Oh, well, then your dad's gonna know.
Then it's his moment to find out.
I don't need to make a proclamation.
He'll either be happy for us or learn to deal with it.
Okay then.
Well, I think I'm gonna need a little bit more clarification
on what level of affection is acceptable.
Yeah?
Is this okay?
Hm. Perfectly fine.
Are we approaching the danger zone here?
Not at all.
Surely that's too much.
I'll tell you when to stop.
DANI: It isn't fair, Mother.
Just tell me you weren't doing any magical thinking
because that money is not going to make
Leslie's tiny heart grow three sizes
and leave us the hell alone.
ANITA: I have no illusions about that woman,
but we don't know if she intends to wage war on our family.
What else would she do?
Dani, you and your sister have never wanted for a thing.
That woman has seen some lean days before this windfall,
and I know a bit about that.
So, who knows, Leslie might indulge
in a more constructive course,
like buying a yacht to circumnavigate the world
or-or an apartment in Manhattan.
So her ship's come in and we're all just hoping
she gets out of dodge?
If this inheritance gets her out of our lives,
-then good riddance. -[doorbell chimes]
You think I'm being optimistic?
I think you're hoping this will all just go away.
Because deep down,
you don't want to have to fight Barbara's daughter.
There is some truth in that.
I know this woman, Mother.
She actually thinks she's the woman scorned.
Leslie's not gonna stop
any more than I will.
Vanessa's got some news for us.
Oh, babe, um, this is not the right time. Family meeting.
I saw all the cars in the drive.
I'm sorry, Dupree fam, but I have some news,
and you're not gonna like it.
-We cannot do this in public. -But we can do it right now.
[phone buzzing]
-It's Kat. [sighs] -Oh, take it.
Are you on your way?
Not yet. Dad stopped by, then Madison stopped by,
and I still need to put myself together.
I'm going as fast as I can.
We're not crunched for time yet.
I just realized I should've grabbed the PR bags so I could
set them up early.
Madison, do you mind taking these gift bags
to my grandparents?
-Kat will meet you there. -Of course.
That way I can make sure I get the best one.
Madison, you are
-a lifesaver. -Literally.
See you soon.
Now, how does anyone expect me to be on time
with such a gorgeous distraction?
Oh, no, no, no.
I will not be the reason that you're late.
I plan to stay on Kat's good side.
Okay. Thank you. I'll be right behind you.
Yeah.
I don't know what I did in a past life,
but showing that woman house after house
in this neighborhood is its own kind of hell.
Everything was too big or too small
or too bougie or not bougie enough.
Well, thank God for small favors.
She put in an unsolicited offer across the street.
VERNON: The unmitigated gall.
Shoot, I hope that Jarvis has honored
our 20 years of friendship and told her where to put her offer.
They haven't responded yet. Leslie gave them until midnight.
Well, they're not going anywhere.
They just redid their pool.
The offer was significantly over market.
They could be tempted.
Then Daddy can outbid her.
What's money for if not to keep
your daughter's ex's crazy baby mama away?
I'll get my checkbook.
Then she'll just bid on the O'Malleys or the Greenes.
We can't buy every house on the block.
It's possible something will come up
in the inspection that will change her mind.
She hasn't even seen the inside of the house.
Vanessa, thank you for softening the blow, but this is happening.
If it's not that house, it'll be another.
So, we just best be prepared for it.
Irony's a mother.
I mean, if Leslie had gotten paid sooner,
maybe she wouldn't have crashed back into your life at all.
Yeah.
No Leslie would've meant no Eva.
Man, Ted.
You forgive with the same energy I hold a grudge,
but... hey, she's your daughter.
You two really have gotten past how she got into your life, huh?
She works with me at the practice.
She lives in the same hotel. She's bright and funny.
I learn something new about her every day.
I'm just trying to do what I can to make up
for lost time, I guess, huh?
Yeah, yeah, I hear you, brother.
Trying's got to count for something.
Oh. Why don't we switch seats?
No.
I want Bill Hamilton to see my rise
from the trembling little coward he chased out of town
to the deserving socialite.
You are not a coward.
He is the creep who threatened you.
Look, having me, protecting me, nothing is more courageous.
I wish Barbara...
I wish my mother
had the same instinct for self-preservation.
But when they stole her dreams from her,
she just crumbled.
What happened to her wasn't right.
The Duprees happened to her.
Look, I am so sorry, Mom.
She missed out on you and me.
But look, it still seems like she's looking out for you,
making sure you don't have to fight so hard.
To Barbara.
Thanks, Grandma.
And at no point did it occur to you to stop your little sister?
I'm sorry, but eight-year-old Chelsea
made a very compelling case
as to why she needed to cut up that Hermès scarf.
So, Barbie needed a new outfit for her trip
to the French Riviera.
How did I not see she was a designer back then?
You know, the girls will have
more than enough support without us.
Everyone will understand if we skip this one.
I'm not gonna let that woman ruin our celebration.
You just need a moment.
Why on Earth did I think we'd end up anywhere else but here?
A couple months ago, Bill and Hayley were
moving into Fairmont Crest,
and we thought it was the end of the world,
but while it was awkward, it wasn't.
Have you forgotten your baby girl tried to shoot up
their wedding and nearly landed in jail
because of Bill's machinations?
True. True.
But Bill and Hayley stay pretty much to themselves,
for the most part, and they've proven to be manageable.
Yeah, well, Leslie is not manageable,
and she is not the type to try to blend into
the Fairmont Crest society wallpaper.
So we'll handle her together
when she comes around that mountain
or around that pickleball court.
Ugh. You know what? Let's just set this aside.
I don't want Chelsea or Kat to think anything's wrong.
-Hi, baby. -Family.
-[Anita laughs] -Hey.
-Where's Chelsea? -On her way.
Well, you go on inside. Granddad and I
are just gonna go see how the hors d'oeuvres are progressing.
-Who's ready to toast? -What are we toasting?
The fact that Leslie's the long-lost daughter
of the Articulettes?
Or the fact that she and her devil spawn are now rich?
-Kat... -Seriously, guys, are we dropping secrets
like Drake drops albums? How could you not tell me?
Probably shouldn't ask, but
where are things with you and the estranged missus?
She's been on a date.
-Oh. -With my business partner.
Wait, she's dating Carlton?
Guy you've been friends with since Banneker Med?
-Sheesh. -Tell me about it.
Oh, wow, man, when did Nicole take over the title
of Naughty Dupree Sister?
Who knows?
I don't have much of a handle on her these days.
So, listen, I reached out to that lawyer you recommended.
I'm still gonna need that Bill Hamilton touch, though.
Unless you're ready to hand over that torch
that you're still holding for Nicole,
hiring me isn't gonna have the desired effect, all right?
I don't deal in amicable.
I don't want an amicable divorce.
I need help staying married.
I mean, look, I can stall it out for you, man,
but if Nicole wants to keep on moving on,
there's nothing I can do.
Just do your part and let me do mine.
-Good night, Ted. -Good night.
Just a friendly reminder, club member to club member.
I'm not that same girl you trifled with before.
I've learned a few things since then.
Mama, you said what you needed to say.
Let's go.
Wait, no, hold on, hold on. Not so fast, Leslie.
You see, I think you have a false impression
of how all of this works.
You might want to take another glance
at your membership contract.
Harassment of another member is grounds for expulsion.
You want to talk harassment after what you did to my mother?
You think you can intimidate me, Billy Goat?
You think you can make me feel like I don't belong?
Yeah, well, you see, I put down roots, okay?
And that is not gonna happen this time.
So, I bought a house
right here in this neighborhood.
Ooh, it's a darling little place.
Eva, you are going to love it.
It's right across the street from the Duprees.
Kat, I didn't even know when you were here earlier.
Granddad and I were gonna tell you after the launch.
But I promise to fill you in on every sordid detail tomorrow.
Tonight, all you have to worry about
is making your dreams come true.
How am I supposed to think of anything other than Leslie?
-What are we gonna do? -Absolutely nothing.
We are celebrating our dynamic duo tonight
and all of your hard work.
-Leslie can't touch that. -Hear, hear.
We could not be happier for you, and all these moments--
this is what we are all fighting for.
Our family's reputation has taken some hits
these past few months, but you--
you and Chelsea have given us something to be proud of.
You're what makes the Dupree name great.
Daddy,
you have to wait for Chelsea before you start toasting.
[all laugh]
I do think we should read Chelsea in
on the whole Leslie sitch.
You don't want her to be blindsided at her party.
I'm surprised she isn't here yet.
Um, Madison, have you spoken to her since you left?
She said she'd be right behind me.
You know her, she's probably
changing her shoes for the third time.
[muffled screams]
Yeah. Ah, finally.
Martin and Samantha have just pulled in.
At least two people from my family
will be talking to me at this party.
You mean, unless Martin hasn't already heard
about your ex-mistress' new digs?
You know, I really thought we'd put Dana in our rear view,
but she's just made herself a constant in our lives.
You know how small Fairmont Crest is.
Nicole won't be able to move without Dana being in her grill.
So, I take it that's a no on shopping?
You know, all these years, I thought you were miserable
because of the things and people we didn't have.
Ted, money, support.
But you can't be happy unless you're standing
on the neck of someone else.
Mama, this trust is your chance to walk away
from all the petty crap, all that need for revenge.
Okay, baby.
Come here.
You don't get it.
See, this is not just any house.
Honey, it's a mansion, and it's for us.
And-and you can have your own wing, okay?
And I can even give you servants.
Yeah, and a view of the Duprees.
You could've bought any house in town-- hell, the entire DMV--
but you had to have this house.
You want them to watch you enjoying their money.
So?
I'm not like you. I don't get off on everyone hating me.
You really don't get it. They took my mother.
They took my man. They threatened to take you.
You think that enough money in the world
is-is going to make us even?
They are lucky that I am content with some...
[grunts] real estate.
But you know what? That may not even be happening.
What do you mean?
Okay, so I...
I exaggerated about the purchase, all right?
And I gave them this hefty offer
and they have until midnight to accept it.
So, your little wish may come true.
God, I cannot believe that I have my own child as a hater.
I'm not hating.
-I'm just trying to think of... -[phone chimes]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
[gasps] Oh! Scratch that.
[laughing] They just took my offer!
Ooh, baby, I feel a breakdance coming on.
Come on! Dance with your mama.
[vocalizing] Dance with me, baby.
Oh, yeah. Take it old school.
Say what? Come on. [laughs]
Oh, stop it. Look at this. This is beautiful.
Ding, dong. The witch is not dead.
Well, there it is.
We will weather this storm.
Chelsea, remember that thing
about staying on Kat's good side?
Where are you? Everyone's been calling and texting.
Call me back. Or just get here.
We're starting to get worried.
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I need to stake my claim on Fairmont Crest.
ASAP.
-May I? -Be our guest.
Uh-uh! Unhand me, demon!
You've seen things, Vanessa,
and I'm not in the habit of leaving loose ends.
Are you threatening me?
You can't stop me from growing up.
Samantha, there are dangers everywhere.
Chelsea's not at the club.
Bring her home.
Hey! Somebody, please help me!
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