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Hey, it's 8 p .m. Can you change it to Channel 8?

Why?

Because, stupid, the new season of Edge of Passion starts today.

Do not call me stupid.

And we compromised. Remember, you don't like watching basketball, so now we're

watching reality TV.

I wish my mom was here.

Well, if she's not, then I'm in charge.

I don't think your dad would let you punish me so horrifically if he was

Well, no one is here to give you what you want, so you wouldn't mind acting

an adult for a minute.

I'll be 18 and a half next month, and still, I'm more mature than you.

Whatever.

You like this show because they're all naked, huh?

No.

It's a game show. Don't you get how it works?

They... Run around naked looking for fish and fruit and argue with each

No, that's not it.

It's a bunch of strangers.

They're all left on a remote island to survive on their own, right?

Without food, water, clothes, or supplies.

See that girl?

She's just like you.

See how she just drags her feet while he makes their hut?

That girl, she's nothing like me. She's got a massive bush.

How do you tell how big their bushes are? It's all pixelated.

It's huge.

Comedian now?

My ex -boyfriend thought I was super funny, and coincidentally, he also had a

huge, gross bush.

Well, real men don't care what their pubic hair looks like.

That's not true. I've seen porn guys care very much, and some of them even

it off completely, which I find so intriguing.

Wait, you watch porn?

Not that often.

My mom put a parental locker on my channel. I can't even shop for lingerie.

You're so protective of you.

I'm just surprised you were ever able to sneak off on your chaperone date to go

out to sex with your boyfriend.

I never said I had sex.

I mean...

I did give my ex -boyfriend a handjob under the bleachers senior year.

That was before he dumped me for Megan.

Wait.

Aren't you and Megan still friends?

Yeah, I know.

I'm very forgiving.

I guess it's just in my nature.

Or maybe you were just grossed out by his huge bush.

Maybe you know me better than I think you do.

Oh, see, look. Okay.

They found palm leaves now. Now we don't have to look at their bushes the whole

time.

Yeah, but now you can feel like their boobs and penis is better.

That is not the point of the show.

Then why do you like this show?

I like this show because I've always imagined the idea of being stranded all

myself with a small community.

You know, people, like, working to survive.

And to get a small group, all work together, to live a simpler life.

It seems like people who live simpler are happier.

What? That's crazy. I can never live without Wi -Fi, shopping, and makeup.

But you don't wear makeup.

I have natural makeup on right now, stupid.

Would you please stop calling me stupid?

Your girlfriend wears a ton of makeup.

I bet that girl wishes she had a bra.

Do your girlfriend's big boobs hang low like that?

We are actually not together anymore, Lily.

What? What happened?

I don't really want to talk about that with you.

Okay, well, I'm going to borrow your laptop again, which is kind of boring.

I really wish that you wouldn't.

Why? I borrow it all the time, and you never said I couldn't.

Borrow?

It's not a loan if you take it without permission.

Plus... You can't even use it now. I put a password on it. Why would you do

that? Because it's my property.

You can't just go about taking things that aren't yours.

If mom and dad aren't going to teach you manners, I will.

Okay, well, I'm sorry I asked without your permission, Chody Cody.

Please do not call me Chode if you even know what that means.

It's a dick and you're acting like one.

Stop staring at me. Go get your own laptop.

I can't. Mom put a parental lock on it. I can't even chop the laundry.

What a raw deal.

You know, Megan said that

guys can have an attitude problem when they don't cum.

You think that's what's been up with you?

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about how you should take your laptop in your room, get the poison

out, and let me watch my show.

Not ejaculating doesn't poison my mind.

Besides, I don't even watch porn.

That's not what I thought.

And that's exactly why you shouldn't be using my laptop.

I mean, I can tell you're getting turned on by all these pixelated boobs.

No, I'm not.

Yes, you are. Look at your bulge.

Okay, you know what?

You went, watch your own show.

No.

Why don't we just look at some uncensored penises and boobs?

And, you know, we won't even get turned on by it. I just watch it with

storyline.

Yeah, sure.

You okay?

Password.

Okay.

Okay.

And, um, play.

This is my cozy.

Oh.

Have you been with a lot of girls?

I mean, I'm older than you, so I probably have more experience.

Well, like, how many?

I don't know. Three or four.

Is it three or four?

Are you going to talk through this whole show, too?

Okay, alright.

Hurt when you get hard like that?

You shouldn't be asking me that.

Well, we shouldn't be watching porn together either, but we are.

Right, and we're going to get in huge trouble if anyone finds out.

Chill out, Dork. No one will know.

So, answer my question.

Yeah, sometimes.

They call it blue ball.

Are your balls literally blue right now?

No, they're not blue.

They just call it that. I don't know why.

You want me to look at your balls?

I'll tell you what color they are. You can't look at them good anyway.

You know, for, like, scientific educational purposes.

Nothing just wants to make you feel good.

Oh, my God.

Is this turning you on, or...

Are you touching yourself?

I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.

Oh my God. Oh my God, this feels so good. Oh my God.

You know what? I think I made a really bad decision. I think we need to stop.

Can't you help me?

Please. It aches and throbs down here.

I just want to watch it a little bit longer.

Please, Cody.

You're unbelievable.

What else?

Beautiful. Sexy.

Yes. And that's why we need to stop.

Don't be stupid. We're just watching together. That's all.

Please.

Okay.

Yes!

You're a so good baby!

You're a so good baby!

You've had encounters, you know, and you can tell me if I smell pretty.

I've always wanted you to be my first man.

Not right.

It feels right.

So right.

It's inside you.

Am I pretty here?

Beautiful.

Show me yours.

No.

Come on.

Please show me.

I want to see how hard you are.

I wanna see how hurt you are.

Please tell me yours, Cody.

Please.

You wanna see it?

Can I touch it?

Please?

Okay.

I like how hard you are.

You made it that hard.

Feels really good.

It does feel really good.

Can I put it in my mouth?

Yes.

You like it? Oh, it's so good.

You've definitely been watching some movies, huh?

So good, Cody.

I hate...

Oh my God.