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Bonjour.

L 'avocat vous attend dans son bureau par ici. Merci.

Bonjour.

Je ne présente que Maître Marengo. Vous en prie. Merci.

D 'habitude, je vois Maître Ferroni.

Il a dû s 'absenter pour raisons professionnelles. Il m 'a prévenu de

visite. What I have to tell you is a bit delicate.

It's a bad news.

Did we lose?

Know one thing, the verdict has been given for the first chief of charge.

And what is the verdict?

Well, unfortunately, for the moment, we have to execute this first sentence.

But don't worry, by applying this new law... Well, great!

And what did it confuse us with?

We gave you a chance to buy back, so take it.

You will work for the society in order to pay your debt.

Well, I find that this solution is to your advantage.

And in your case, the judge decided that you would make a very good social

assistant. What do you think?

Would you agree to make an essay?

And what should I do?

Ah, make a visit to people who have important psychological problems. Stay a

little with them.

Oh, I completely understand what you mean.

And if you want, my secretary will communicate to you the coordinates of

interested people.

So, I start today?

Simple curiosity.

Why did you have such a sentence?

There is nothing very sensible to do a show.

What was it about?

To deserve a sentence as hard as that?

You want to know everything?

Ah, yes.

Of course, strictly on the professional level, it was so dirty.

Put that, I'll show you. Just the time to change my patience.

Je vous plaît, comme ça.

Vraiment pas mal.

Viens tomber là -dessus.

Don't stay like an idiot.

Come closer.

I forgot, but I want to do it.

I don't know if this is going to be enough.

Oh, boy.

You're even faster than what you say you're young.

So, did you like it, darling?

You speak wonderfully well.

Absolutely extraordinary.

I could never forget you.

Am I a good social worker?

It's a new experience I have to learn.

I'm sure I'll find it interesting.

It's already so late. I really have to go.

Wait a minute. I have one more little thing to tell you. There is another of

clients, an American actor, who is exactly in the same situation.

Maybe you could meet and work together. That would be more sympathetic.

Let's see.

I hope you like it.

John Holmes.

That name is not unknown.

I even think we've already worked together.

Besides, he's very good at that.

I'll be waiting for my apology.

That's fine.

Goodbye, Beauty.

Goodbye, little Mimou. I was very sincerely happy to meet you, and now,

very soon.

Hello, if you wish.

Hello, I am John Holmes.

I come from the part of Master Maringo.

Ah, yes, I take the effect of Madame de Jacquin. Go here, sir.

Go here, sir.

I present to you, Mr. Holmes, sent by your lawyer, Mr. Marego.

Hello.

Hello.

Come in, Mimi.

Well,

you don't recognize John Holmes anymore?

No, I'm not sure.

And from what I remember, it should be easy to prove it. Certainly.

I like it better.

Do you recognize me?

Yes,

yes, you're always petting me.

You'd have to be cute to get me.

I'm already mad.

Very good.

What's his name?

It's Tussie.

He's so cute.

And how old is he? Three years old. Six years old? Yes.

He's so beautiful.

Dear John, I'm really very happy to work with you.

But tell me what caused your arrest.

Oh, well, a completely absurd thing. I was jumping on a beach in 2010 with a

friends, and I had an erection, and all of a sudden the police arrived.

But I couldn't stop myself from jumping. I tried to explain to them that it was

uncontrollable, but they didn't want to know anything, and they immediately

embarked on me like a fool.

That's considered a scene in public.

Yet, at the right time, I couldn't do anything.

But you didn't jump.

She was so beautiful and beautiful in the sun that she stopped me in fear that

would be the poor victim of a collective yoke.

You can only be right.

It will teach you not to control yourself anymore.

So no more public erections, John.

And for you, what was the cause of all this?

These kind of incapables gave me six months because of my show, even though

was the most artistic and very innocent.

And you see, even my lawyer told me.

Mais laissons toutes ces idioties de côté, toute cette incompréhension

Quand commençons -nous notre nouveau travail?

Si tu veux au plus tôt. Et pourquoi pas demain?

C 'est parfait.

Et à ton avis, qu 'est -ce que nous allons bien pouvoir faire jusqu 'à

Aurais -tu une idée?

Je crois que oui, une idée qui ne fait pas de mal et qui ferait passer du temps

par la même occasion.

You're right.

Come on, let's go.

We must be here.

Hello. Hello.

Yes, what would you like?

We were sent here. We are from the social service.

Please come in.

This way.

I don't know what you were told, but apparently there is a little problem.

I have it stipulated in my contract, and in addition, I have repeated it to the

agency several times, I absolutely do not want to be assisted by a man, only

women. But we were told nothing.

Oh, I'm really sorry, but you know, we are only waitresses.

It doesn't matter.

I can wait here very well if it doesn't bother you. But not at all. Do as you

do. Sit down.

As for the two of us, here is the way.

How did you know that you didn't love men? They are adorable.

It's a long story, you know.

I met my husband when I was at the orphanage. I was very young. I was only

years old.

Innocent and still a virgin.

And during five years of marriage, this maniac made me suffer all these

fantasies. He disgusted me, but I had no experience.

And today, you are no longer together. You have ended up divorced.

One day, they found him dead. He had killed a dinner at Rosé and an accident.

Can you imagine that this obssessed possessed me 4 or 5 times a day, without

preliminaries. He never tried to caress me, to make me bored.

Did you explain to him that you were completely frustrated?

I tried, but it didn't change anything, since I didn't know what to say. I even

think he never understood why I never really liked him. He was just a big

egoist. And he was like that for everything.

Oh, yes. He never respected any of my needs, nor any of my desires.

I needed attention and to be warmed up at least an hour to get wet. That's so

long.

Have you had another experience with another?

Never. I never managed to take my foot with a man.

But I talked to a friend. She has the same problem.

She showed me how to break up with a woman.

I think I can make you know the man who will finally make you play.

Oh, no.

Je ne veux pas. Ça ne marchera pas.

On ne sent mieux rien que nous deux.

Thank you.

I don't know.

This morning, I received a telegram from my American agent asking me to be in

New York in a week.

And how are you going to do it?

I don't know.

But in one direction as in the other, I absolutely can't leave like that.

To save time, we have to split up and split up all the visits.

That's a great idea. So I'll take care of the men and you the women. And the

visits go faster, right?

Let's start?

No, sir.

I have another proposition.

First, we're going to take a little walk in the Amoureux. Do you like it?

And why not, a kiss.

Please.

Really? Yes.

To work now.

Come on, I'm running out of time.

One more.

Well, let's go.

You see,

every week we are sent new staff. There is a priest, a man, a woman, and so on.

And in this way, it is impossible to establish a relationship followed by

assistance. And it's painful, you see what I mean.

I understand you very well and I agree.

Ah, what a country.

For example, the last time he sent us a very beautiful girl, extremely well

built, with big breasts, well, she never came back.

Listen, if you want, I can go.

Why?

You look very nice.

Stay, we'll hear each other.

Voilà, en fait, je vous explique que le problème vient de ma femme. Nous sommes

mariés depuis deux ans et nous n 'arrivons plus à avoir de rapport

Elle est passive, je ne l 'excite plus, elle me refroidit, je ne j 'accule plus.

Vous êtes devenu impuissant. Mais quel impuissant, jeune homme ! Sans me

j 'ai toujours eu la réputation de baiser comme le meilleur des taureaux.

ça vient de votre femme, qui ne fait plus aucun effort pour vous être

Et c 'est un peu normal, car au cours du mariage, on prend des habitudes. Et

chacun veut prendre son pied dans son colis. Non, je ne peux pas que ça soit

question d 'égoïsme, car je veux vraiment la rendre heureuse

il n 'est pas convaincu, alors je perds mon assurance et c 'est fini. Mais

comment ça ?

Don't make me explain it to you, but I end up with a limp, and in the end, I

can't get rid of my sperm anymore. But it doesn't work anymore with her, trying

to get a mistress.

No, my wife would break me, and then, anyway, I'm someone very faithful.

In my opinion, you are convinced that you always wanted your wife. But in

that's not the case, and she feels it, so she can't play anymore, nor make you

play. You don't want her anymore. But no, what you're telling me, my wife, is

the most beautiful of the canons. Honestly, never.

Never.

Honey, come, we have a guest.

Here's Carmela.

Carmela, I present to you our new social assistant.

Hi Beauty, I'm John Holmes.

Hi.

So, what do you think?

What do you want me to tell you? NBC is very desirable.

Well, I hope you will be disposed, able to help me.

Because we must find a solution.

No problem.

What do you want? I think you're the one who's going to tell me. I have an idea,

but understand me. I don't know if I'm going to shock you.

But no, let's see, we're here to solve a problem.

I already had a analogue case a while ago, and believe me, it's the kind of

problem that's easy to solve. And how?

Simply by a sensual therapy of participation.

I don't think I understood very well.

And in common language, what does that mean? I'll explain to you. All you have

to do is activate the desire.

And what does that consist of? Do you really agree?

I have to trust you. I don't have a choice. I want to find my wife, so what

do? You're going to go up and fuck your wife as you usually do. And I'll come to

you at the impromptu, but at the right time. When I tell you, you'll have to go

out. We agree.

What if it doesn't work?

It's guaranteed, 100%. Don't worry, old man, it'll be fine.

Put it in your mouth.

Why don't you do it?

Ask him and you.

Come on, love, do it for us.

There you go.

Go ahead, get out.

Just me for the moment.

I'll take care of her. I'll call you.

Yeah, like that, it's good.

Bravo, bravo.

Far away, full of the throat.

When he's there, don't stop.

Stronger, if you're strong.

It's good, isn't it? Say it to me. Say it to me.

Far away, far away.

You like that?

Then give me more.

More?

Oh, but don't stop.

Don't worry, it's not over.

Oh, but you're doing well.

I'm doing well, huh?

You feel good, huh?

Big feet.

Three.

Two. One.

Okay, I'm the new patient.

Come in, please.

My husband will be here in a moment.

But I thought it was for you.

No, my dear, it's not for me. The patient is him. Come in, please.

I'm sorry.

Oh, my mother, look at that.

Why do you think it would be enough? It's my husband. He's a despicable, an

abnormal, who only thinks of making love to three monsters.

He's already hit you.

Oh no, more than that.

Much more than that.

He's a fad.

No, a psychopath.

That's actually what my husband is. It's an unbearable situation and it's been

two years that it's been going on. Two years that he brings me back two of his

friends and that all three of them torment me with the trick of

Yes, two years.

C 'est très intéressant tout ça.

Chaque jour, il me ramène deux tics différents à la maison, c 'est tout.

Qu 'est -ce qui arrive alors?

Rien, parce que je m 'y refuse.

Il insiste, il ne se démonte pas facilement.

Il insiste.

Voici Franco.

Je te dérange?

Non, pas du tout. Viens, viens. Je parlais justement de toi avec madame.

I would be really curious to know what. Your wife was telling me that you were

coming home with two friends. Would they be here?

Yes, and they are waiting for me.

There, I told you so.

And what is this little lady's name? Ciccioline.

Oh, but it's fantastic, it's wonderful, it's a miracle.

It's the sky that sends you.

Dear Ciccioline, my little angel, you absolutely have to find a solution.

And which one?

It's been two years that I've been trying to make my wife understand the

benefits of triple penetration.

There's only that to please you.

Oh, thank you, thank you.

Thank you very much.

Hey, guys, I have a surprise here.

Come in, don't be shy, come in.

I present to you the angel from heaven, the gift of the Lord, Titio Lina. Titio

Lina. Titio Lina.

And you, darling, you look at everything that's going on.

You relax, you take in the atmosphere, and you try to feel the vibrations.

You're cute. You're going to love it.

You're very beautiful. It's going to be a pleasure.

And also, I want to participate.

This little angel seems to really know what's good.

We're not going to stay like this anyway. If we moved the furniture, it

more convenient.

It's already better.

It's not a woman, it's a real aspirator.

Monsieur. Bonjour, pouvez -vous me dire si madame est rentrée? Elle m 'a dit qu

'elle en avait pour un moment. Rentrez, si vous voulez.

Si.

Asseyez -vous.

Bien, je ne vais pas attendre de vous.

Prenez place.

Merci bien.

Vous désirez boire quelque chose? Non, ça ira comme ça, merci.

Comme vous voulez.

Il faut vraiment que je vous le dise, Eileen, que vous êtes très sexy. Je suis

flattée. Moi aussi, il faut que je vous dise, j 'ai quelque chose à vous

demander. Bien dit, je vous répondrai de mon mieux. C 'est que je suis très

timide. Allez, du courage, je ne vais pas vous manger.

Vous qui connaissez les femmes, j 'aimerais avoir votre avis sur des

prises par mon fiancé. Il y a que l 'on a cela, tenez, je vais faire un effort

pour vous mettre à l 'aise.

Ainsi, nous serons à égalité.

I can't say it, but you're really free.

Where there's anger, there's no pleasure. That's what the proverb says.

And then you have everything you need to fill a room, but it would be difficult.

If you continue to flirt with me like that, in a moment, you're going to hurt

me.

Everyone wants me, but I'm modest.

And if you try to make the sun come out of your mouth?

Would you like that?

Ah, why?

You don't waste your time when I'm not here.

As soon as a woman calls for help, I can't refuse.

It's human.

Mr. Holmes, we have an important news. You've just been amnestied. You don't

have to work for us anymore.

Et c 'est vraiment dommage.

J 'ai aimé ce travail.

Tu pourrais avoir la gentillesse de me dire merci, on est filmé grâce à lui.

Je m 'occupe de ce dernier cas et après je le sors. Mais laissez -moi une petite

minute que je finisse.

We're going to have a little drink.

Just a little drink.

Come on, get in.

Wait, I'm going to take care of her.

And hop, remove the bokeh.

We're saved. We've just been admitted.

We can do what we want.

We're really grateful.

It's really amazing.

It's not like in my country. In your country, you're judged, you're

and then one day you find yourself innocent.

What a pity if it was like that in my country.

Doesn't that make you want to extend your stay a little longer?

I would like to, but I have to go back there. I have to see my wife.

Why? We have a lot of fun since we're both here.

Come on, understand me.

But I have my job and I'm not doing anything.

By the way, Johnny, tomorrow I'm having a little party for your stay.

I think it's a good surprise. We went without guests.

No, incredible.

You wouldn't have said.

A party without anything for me. What a love.

John.

That's a man.

Good evening, please.

I'm sorry.

We're the first ones. The first ones will always be the last ones, I know.

Ah, but I'm only here this evening for professional reasons and nothing more.

Good evening.

Good evening.

My dear John, you have opened my eyes to new horizons. You have made me a

fulfilled woman. How can I thank you? Let's see, it was little.

John, take me in your heart. It will be with pleasure, but this is neither the

right time nor the right place.

I hope this moment will come soon.

Who knows?

I hope.

Ma chérie, bonsoir. Bonsoir. J 'ai envie de vous revoir. C 'est chouette, non?

Je te présente ma petite chérie. J 'ai envie de vous calmer.

Excusez -moi.

Vous êtes très en beauté ce soir. En platteur. En tout cas, une patiente que

souhaite. J 'aimerais beaucoup parler de vous.

Je dois vous avouer que les résultats de votre thérapie ne se font pas sentir.

Honnêtement, avez -vous suivi scrupuleusement nos conseils? Et comment

dire que j 'ai tout essayé? Même mes amis ont essayé de me venir en aide.

Excusez pour le retard.

Tu parles d 'une belle bête. Quand je me suis réveillé, je l 'avais dur comme si

rien s 'était passé.

Mes chers amis, nous sommes ensemble ce soir parce qu 'un grand ami va nous

quitter. Nous vous proposons de porter un toast à son retour prochain parmi

nous.

Alors,

vous nous quittez?

Revenez -nous vite. Je compte bien. Voyez -moi. Ça me fera très plaisir.

C

'est

parti!

À moi.

Juste après que j 'ouvre la billette.

Allez, buvons!

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

You've known him for a long time. Yes, it's been a while.

It's really a very nice evening. We shouldn't wait too long for our mother.

A kiss!

Do you want some chocolate?

When she touches your finger, your wife is more extroverted than me.

She still thinks about nostalgia.

Not only does she have a big ass, but she's romantic.

To prove it, we're all going to... Ah yes, that's a very good idea. We're

to have fun.

Who is it?

Why don't you come with us?

I don't want to.

No, no, my wife doesn't want to.

It's a woman who wins.

But... I'll leave it to my team.

Look at the woman.

She makes me drool like a beast. Silence and concentration.

Look at this.

Oh, let's not forget a big moment, my friends.

I'm going to make you stop.

On my tail, I know.

Hey, no, I... Again, again. Come on, we're going to lose them.

I'm going to take a minute. If you don't dare, let me keep it.

My dear Giorgio, I'm going to offer you a case that you can't refuse. You can

make me confess. Which one?

You have the right to some explanations, but I understand that it's the most

troublesome. But therapy only works if we accept it. They don't feel well. It's

because she wants to make love again with John Holmes.

And it will work.

One hundred percent, you can trust me. I'm not used to telling you stories, my

friend. At the right time, I'll tell you in L.

Wait and trust me.

My friends, a moment of attention.

I would like everyone to take care of Carmela's case. I have a problem, but...

Don't worry about it, especially in this hour.

Let me take care of your wife, Giorgio.

Come on Carmela, it's not too late.

It's almost time for you to leave.

Your plane will not wait for you forever.

That's true, you're right.

But I will come back.

And I will not wait for years. Believe me, you have my word.

I promise.