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>>> you guys, he's being very
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Annoying.
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Shell, would you ever have sex
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With me and lie to me
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Immediately after?
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>> no, sweetie.
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I get all my lying done
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Beforehand.
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A few girls in detroit and think
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They have sex in cleveland from
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"Family guy."
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>> I want danny to spend time
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With my son.
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He promised that he would, now
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He's trying to pull out.
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And guys pulling out, that's how
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I ended up with a kid in the
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First place.
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>> fine, I'll do it.
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But not fair.
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You asked me in the middle of
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Sex.
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I was like, oh, oh, oh, oh,
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Fine, I'll take him to
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Dave & busters.
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>> hey, guys.
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Quick announcement.
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It's the new year and I wanted
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To spice things up a little bit.
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So I decided to dye my hair red,
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And then I chickened out.
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>> thank god.
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Because red hair is the worst.
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>> however, I did convince
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Candace to do it.
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Yeah.
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>> I love it.
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No, it's so good.
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It's like a -- you know, nice
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Warm bowl of tomato soup.
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If I had a grilled cheese, I
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Would just dunk it on your head.
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>> don't.
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>> like your whole head's on
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Fire.
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I love you, fire head.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Brett, I'm going to kill you.
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>> what do you have against red
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Hair?
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>> yeah, I love red hair.
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When you sleep with them, it's
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Like putting a fire out with
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Your penis.
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>> look, the first time that my
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Dad cheated on my mom, he was
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Dressed as ronald mcdonald.
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>> what?
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>> it was a halloween party at
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My house and I walked in on him
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And my neighbor, mrs. Hector.
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She was a rough-looking woman,
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Bus driver, hair, gap-toothed,
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Cigarettes, could match a
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Muppet.
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Anyway, you want to know who was
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In my happy meal, you want to
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Know what prize I grew up with?
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Being raised by a single mom.
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So I don't need red hair today.
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I don't need that distraction,
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Not today, please.
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>> hey, man, why are you
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Freaking out?
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>> I'm not freaking out.
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This isn't freaking out.
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I'm being normal.
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I just need everything to be
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Perfect so I can surprise
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Candace.
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>> surprise me now.
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>> what the hell?
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Sweetie, remember when we first
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Met?
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Remember that song that was
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Playing?
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>> yeah, of course.
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* you are my fire
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* my one desire
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* believe when I say I want it
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That way *
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* tell me why
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* ain't nothing but a
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Heartache *
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* tell me why
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* ain't nothing but a mistake
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* tell me why
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* I never want to hear you say
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* I want it that way
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* because I want it that way *
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>> that's so awesome.
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Why are the backstreet boys
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Doing here?
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>> they're right here.
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You can talk to them.
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>> we're in detroit doing a
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Fund-raiser.
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>> oh, really?
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>> for who?
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>> us.
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>> good one, dangerous one in
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The backstreet boys.
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Hey, hey, hey --
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>> stop, stop.
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>> I cannot believe you guys are
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Here.
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When I was a kid I humped all of
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Your posters.
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>> really?
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Which one of us was your
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Favorite?
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>> okay.
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Don't make a fool of yourself.
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>> hey.
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>> these are my friends.
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>> anyway.
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>> yeah, good one.
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Almost beard to beard.
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Nice.
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No, justin actually wrote us
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This letter asking for this
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Simple favor, so --
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>> yeah, you're on, buddy.
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>> don't blow it.
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>> I won't.
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Thank you.
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>> are all the backstreet boys
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Taking a poo together?
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>> candace, I believe that when
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You meet the person that you're
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Supposed to spend the rest of
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Your life with, you shouldn't
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Wait around.
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You should just know it and go
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For it.
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So with that said --
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>> wholly crapballs.
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Oh, my god.
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Oh, my god.
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>> I love you.
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And you're the most beautiful
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Person I've ever met even with
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Ridiculous red hair.
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Candace, will you marry me?
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>> yes.
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**
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**
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* hey
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* we're back again
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* going to bring the flavor
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* show you how *
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* you're original
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* yeah yeah
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* am I the only one
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* yeah
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* am I sexual
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* yeah
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* rock your body now
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* everybody
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* yeah
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* rock your body
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* yeah
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* everybody
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* rock your body right
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* backstreet back
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All right **
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>> engaged!
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Okay.
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So you know how my calls us
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Jay-z and beyonce because I've
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Got great moves and now that I'm
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Engaged I can do this one.
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Like that.
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And then you like do all those
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Sick rap rimes.
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>> all the times.
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I love rhymes.
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Is it a crime to understand why
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When I climb the mountain you
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Want to see why.
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Because I love you so much that,
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Mm, you're mine.
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>> hey, sell the bar.
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Let's take it on the road.
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Anyway, so now that we're
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Engaged she's calling us jay-z
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And fiance.
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>> ha.
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>> that's not really all that
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Funny, is it?
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>> no.
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>> danny's back.
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Bye.
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Hey.
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>> danny?
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Why do you have a child on your
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Head?
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>> good.
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He's still there.
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This is will.
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Charlotte's kid.
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>> oh.
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Hey, big guy.
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>> yeah, he doesn't really talk
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That much.
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It's made bonding awesome.
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>> so what does he like?
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>> well, I kind of just gathered
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That so far he likes sitting on
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People's shoulders and sneezing
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On the top of my head so --
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>> okay.
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Well, I'm going to go.
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Will, it was really nice to meet
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You.
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Can I get a high five?
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No?
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Okay.
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>> atta-boy.
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>> should we go show off this?
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My ring says yes, so here we go.
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>> I can't believe you didn't
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Tell me about proposing.
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>> would you give me a break?
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I didn't tell anyone.
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>> you told backstreet boys.
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You didn't tell me, and I'm your
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Emotional guidance counselor.
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You know?
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It's like I'm your sensei.
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>> I don't speak japanese and
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Neither do you.
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[ gibberish ]
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Anyway, see, this is the kind of
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Thing that we need to change.
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Our back and forth.
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Because you're engaged and we
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May only we living together for
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Seven or eight or nine or ten,
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11 years.
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>> who's engaged for 11 years?
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>> turtles.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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>> didn't know 7-year-olds can
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Improv like that.
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>> actually, candace has her
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House, we thought it might be
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Romantic if I moved in on
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Valentine's day.
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>> that's in two weeks.
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Give me the sandwich, will, give
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It to me.
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Hold my beer.
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I need to gesture like an old
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Italian lady.
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>> what are you talking about?
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Is there something you're not
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Telling me?
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Are you pregnant?
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Did candace put a baby inside of
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You.
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>> morning sickness, stretch
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Marks, I want it all.
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That's a little weird for you to
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Hear.
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Especially you.
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Look, I get it.
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You feel like I'm breaking up
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The best on-screen duo since
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Will and grace.
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I just want to make sure that
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You're not bummed out.
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>> no, I'm not bummed.
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I'm totally cool.
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Hey, whose twitter handle is
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Cool danny?
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Not mine, not mine.
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You know why?
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I'm too cool for that.
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Nah.
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That sucks.
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>> danny?
296
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>> yes, my sweet little will?
297
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>> don't be a bitch.
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**
299
00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:43,804
>>> now, I couldn't wait to
300
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:44,872
Dance at your wedding.
301
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:47,474
You know when I was younger, I
302
00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:48,375
Almost got engaged but her
303
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,642
Brother talked me out of it.
304
00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:50,610
>> what did he say?
305
00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:53,246
>> he said, brett, you have a
306
00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:55,816
Beautiful penis, and dip.
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>> woo.
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00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:57,751
Wait, help me out.
309
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What should I do for my wedding?
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I don't even know where to
311
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Begin.
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Charlotte, what did you do for
313
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Your wedding?
314
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,592
Was it like a fairy tale?
315
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>> in I wedding was exactly like
316
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A fairy tale.
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00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:12,299
Once upon a time there was a
318
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Princess with low self-esteem
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And terrible taste in men.
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She went to las vegas and ate
321
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:26,246
Some magic beans.
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Then she married an evil ogre
323
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Named mark.
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Mark put a baby in her and
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Ruined her credit.
326
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,328
12 weeks later a wizard named
327
00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:45,332
Jeff the divorce attorney
328
00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:48,701
Annulled her mistake.
329
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:49,903
The end.
330
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,338
>> okay.
331
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:55,909
I'm so sorry.
332
00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,577
But just so you guys know,
333
00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,612
You're all going to be in my
334
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Wedding party, except for you,
335
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:01,781
Charlotte.
336
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,183
I'm sorry, I just met you.
337
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:03,550
>> that's fine.
338
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:08,221
I'll come to the next one.
339
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,656
>> oh, wait.
340
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,859
I'm assuming you want to be each
341
00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:14,194
Other's plus one since you're,
342
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:14,661
You know --
343
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:16,763
>> no, no.
344
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:16,964
Stop.
345
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,331
No cute winks.
346
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,500
Come on, guys, we went on one
347
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:20,700
Date.
348
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,602
I know how much you guys like to
349
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:23,837
Gossip about everything, but we
350
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:26,606
Don't want to talk about this at
351
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:26,773
All.
352
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,208
As far as you're concerned,
353
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,209
We're not even dating.
354
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:33,380
>> is that how you feel?
355
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,849
>> I was instruct to foal that
356
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:36,416
Way, yeah.
357
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:37,350
>> so perfect.
358
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:38,385
I can't believe it.
359
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,287
I mean, yeah, sometimes I do
360
00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,890
Think about a different ring.
361
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,757
>> is that because the diamond's
362
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,693
Justin got you so tiny and
363
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:46,994
Ridiculous?
364
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,195
>> no, I love it.
365
00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:51,231
>> oh, me, too.
366
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,332
It's like perfect.
367
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,533
>> no.
368
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,202
It's just because I kind of wish
369
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:56,503
I had my grandmother's ring.
370
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,737
>> what happened to it?
371
00:13:57,737 --> 00:14:00,340
>> my ex-boyfriend pawned it to
372
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,343
Buy protein powder.
373
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:03,810
Yeah.
374
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:07,347
No, I love my grandma.
375
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,450
And it's really all that I have
376
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:11,418
Left of her.
377
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:13,186
>> oh, I know what this is.
378
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,854
You're trying to manipulate me
379
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:18,225
To go get that ring back by
380
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:21,228
Using your sad face, but I'm
381
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:22,729
Sorry, sweetie, it isn't going
382
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:23,630
To work on me.
383
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:27,968
I'm not buying it.
384
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:28,835
No.
385
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:32,672
We're going to get you that ring
386
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:35,742
Back.
387
00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:36,776
>> such a jerk.
388
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,946
From now on, nobody named danny
389
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:39,913
Allowed in the bar.
390
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:42,182
>> my name's danny.
391
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:42,682
>> oh.
392
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:43,816
I'm sorry, man.
393
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:46,853
I was talking about my roommate.
394
00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:49,689
But get the hell out of here,
395
00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:49,889
Danny.
396
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:50,390
That's right.
397
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,559
Fist that beer, you drunk.
398
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,694
One season and let it go.
399
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,329
>> what's wrong with her?
400
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,198
>> well, danny was being so mean
401
00:14:58,198 --> 00:14:59,532
To him this morning, I can still
402
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:04,871
Totally picture it.
403
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:08,508
So, it all started when justin,
404
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:08,976
He woke up.
405
00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:10,610
He was in a great mood.
406
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,345
He was like, man, I love being
407
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:13,180
In love, man.
408
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:15,548
I just love it.
409
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,484
Makes me want to do the moon
410
00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:17,684
Walk.
411
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,286
I can do the moon walk.
412
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:22,322
I can get jiggy with it.
413
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,224
I could spin, I could jump, I
414
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,758
Could dance for days and days,
415
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:26,593
But I'm not.
416
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,927
I'm going to stand completely
417
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:28,495
Still.
418
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:29,196
Completely still.
419
00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:29,629
Still like a stone.
420
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:33,866
Like a stone.
421
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:36,936
And then danny, we pan over to
422
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,339
Danny and danny was all like
423
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:39,506
Grr.
424
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:40,673
Love is stupid.
425
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,209
He's getting married.
426
00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:43,643
Getting married, that's all like
427
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:44,577
A dumb mistake.
428
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:45,812
I would never do that.
429
00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:48,281
And I get to be mean to you for
430
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,749
Just no reason because I'm a big
431
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:50,183
Baby.
432
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,418
I'm a big baby.
433
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,520
My hair's too long to be a baby,
434
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:57,324
But I act like a baby anyways.
435
00:15:57,324 --> 00:16:02,395
You know, us babies go wah, wah,
436
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:02,562
Wah.
437
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,531
But me I think I'm so cool even
438
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,933
Though I'm just a big jerk.
439
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,601
And you know what that big jerk,
440
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:10,270
He went over and he slapped
441
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:18,478
Justin in the face.
442
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:18,911
And you justin did?
443
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:28,955
Justin spit on him.
444
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:30,723
And danny, he was so mean, he
445
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:31,691
Was like, hey, justin, you give
446
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:40,733
Me your sweater.
447
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,469
You give me your sweater, and
448
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:46,773
I'm going to do a high kick.
449
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,308
I'm going to do a high kick.
450
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:51,211
A high kick, high kick.
451
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:51,711
High kick.
452
00:16:51,711 --> 00:17:01,754
And that was it.
453
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:06,659
Yeah.
454
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:09,196
Like maybe I embellished a
455
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,963
Little bit but I feel like you
456
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,299
Guys got the gist.
457
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:13,366
>> unbelievable.
458
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:13,833
Move it.
459
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,702
Why is danny being so mean?
460
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:16,869
>> why can't you see what's
461
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:17,470
Going on?
462
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:18,338
Don't you remember the first
463
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:19,272
Time you met?
464
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:20,707
>> of course I do.
465
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:21,474
It was right there in that
466
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:24,877
Office.
467
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,446
>> oh, I remember it like it was
468
00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:29,616
Yesterday.
469
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:33,420
* that's all I really want
470
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:36,689
* some fun
471
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:41,494
* don't you love me baby
472
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,496
* oh well girls
473
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,432
* they want to have fun
474
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:48,801
* oh girls they want to
475
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:49,035
Justin?
476
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:50,737
>> I didn't see you come in.
477
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,472
Yes, you must be danny.
478
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:53,706
>> killer pipes, man.
479
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:54,874
>> thank you.
480
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:58,245
I went to chorale camp every
481
00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:58,845
Summer as a kid.
482
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:01,648
And I was the first male annie.
483
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,583
>> we are a real live couple you
484
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,284
And me.
485
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:05,885
I bet that we're going to end up
486
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:10,390
Arguing and apologizing to each
487
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:14,694
Other over and over again every
488
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:18,498
Week.
489
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:19,499
>> my flashback.
490
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,934
I like to let the boys speak for
491
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,671
Themselves.
492
00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:25,438
>> yep.
493
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,539
Feels like it was just
494
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:29,409
Yesterday, you know?
495
00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:35,282
What a crazy, crazy, wild time.
496
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:37,384
But you know the story.
497
00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:38,718
What does that have to do with
498
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:38,985
Anything?
499
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,553
>> the reason he needed a new
500
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:41,888
Roommate is because his old
501
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,523
Roommate got married and left.
502
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:44,724
And they were never really
503
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:45,558
Friends ever again.
504
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,627
>> yeah.
505
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,930
And now it's happening to danny
506
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:51,598
All over.
507
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:51,798
Okay.
508
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:52,832
You're a mess.
509
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:54,801
The poor guy, he feels
510
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:55,402
Abandoned, dude.
511
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,470
>> well, I guess I have to make
512
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:04,844
This -- oh, sorry.
513
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,313
>> you know what?
514
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:07,447
Enough monkeying around.
515
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:10,183
I got to make this right.
516
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:19,459
Good luck kiss.
517
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:21,328
>> now, you get out there and
518
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:33,773
You get 'em, soldier.
519
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:38,044
**
520
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:41,714
>> of course trent works here.
521
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,783
>> you see all this for free.
522
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,518
Now people got to pay me a buck
523
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,688
For it.
524
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:48,855
Bam.
525
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:51,190
>> I never thought I'd say this,
526
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,761
But I hate strip clubs now.
527
00:19:54,761 --> 00:20:00,199
>> hey, chris.
528
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,669
>> he's looking at me.
529
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:05,772
>> just tell us where you pawned
530
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:06,806
Candace's grandmother's ring.
531
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,241
>> oh, the ring?
532
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:08,975
News flash.
533
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,009
I never pawned it.
534
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,778
>> you turned it into a tongue
535
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:11,978
Stud?
536
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:14,581
>> oh, my god, it's perfect.
537
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:15,782
>> all right.
538
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,650
You're going to give that
539
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:18,785
Diamond back.
540
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:19,719
>> ok.
541
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,121
As matthew mcconaughey would
542
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:24,291
Never say, all wrong, all wrong,
543
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:24,957
All wrong.
544
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:26,793
Trent says no.
545
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:30,196
>> trent smells so good.
546
00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:30,797
>> okay.
547
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:31,631
I got this.
548
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:32,799
I got this.
549
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,901
Come on, you heard the lady.
550
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,803
The diamond belongs to candace.
551
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:38,605
What are you going to do about
552
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:44,243
It, governor?
553
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:44,811
>> well.
554
00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:45,645
I think that speaks for itself.
555
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:49,148
There you go, sir.
556
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:50,249
>> sorry, guys.
557
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:53,052
You're never getting this back.
558
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,787
Now, if you excuse me, I have to
559
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,823
Go show my capitalism.
560
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,658
Capitalism is what I call my
561
00:20:58,658 --> 00:20:59,225
Dong now.
562
00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:00,760
>> trent, you're on the main
563
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:05,197
Stage in five minutes.
564
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:06,132
Watch out.
565
00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:08,034
Statue of david coming through.
566
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,536
Good god, look at that body.
567
00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:10,236
>> camden?
568
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:12,138
>> what do we got here, a gay
569
00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:14,173
Guy, woman and a black guy?
570
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:18,711
What do you call your group, a
571
00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:21,981
Republican's nightmare?
572
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,516
Kevin, you nemesis.
573
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,852
I had to go and, I don't know,
574
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:28,721
Turn my life around.
575
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,791
>> oh, you ruined the thongs for
576
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:32,158
Me, too?
577
00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:34,627
>> yeah, you guys can look, but
578
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:35,595
Unfortunately I'm the only one
579
00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:39,632
Who is allowed to touch.
580
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:40,533
I'm actually joking.
581
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:42,068
There's an alley out back where
582
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:43,235
Anything goes.
583
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:44,771
Nobody's interested?
584
00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:46,739
You guys can take the dollar
585
00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:50,076
Bills back out!
586
00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:57,917
**
587
00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,251
>> where's leslie?
588
00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:01,654
>> leslie is at a strip club
589
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:02,254
Looking at hot, naked men who
590
00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:06,693
Are not you.
591
00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:06,959
>> why?
592
00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:14,534
Women are complicated, man.
593
00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:16,636
>> oh, my -- there he is.
594
00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:19,138
There's my bff, my big dog.
595
00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:19,639
Okay.
596
00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:21,641
Look, I get it.
597
00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:22,108
All right?
598
00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:24,611
You're sad that I'm moving out,
599
00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:26,112
But I want you to know I'm not
600
00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:27,780
Moving out of here.
601
00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:28,114
All right?
602
00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:31,784
For god's sakes, we're j-bone
603
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:33,252
And d-town.
604
00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:34,654
There's always going to be a
605
00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:35,788
Little j in you and a lot of d
606
00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:39,592
In me.
607
00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:40,860
>> well, we did it.
608
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,895
That's the worst conversation of
609
00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:45,665
All time.
610
00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:47,166
Look, don't even worry about it
611
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:47,634
Man.
612
00:22:47,634 --> 00:22:48,801
I'm not even bummed out that
613
00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:50,537
Your moving out.
614
00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:51,571
>> that's so weird.
615
00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:53,205
But your pants are on fire but
616
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:54,874
You're a liar, liar.
617
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,843
>> I spent all day dividing up
618
00:22:56,843 --> 00:22:57,243
Our stuff.
619
00:22:57,243 --> 00:22:58,778
Most of it was pretty obvious.
620
00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:00,647
All the makeup was --
621
00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:03,550
>> sunscreen!
622
00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:04,884
Piss me off.
623
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:07,554
Look, just admit that you're
624
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:07,720
Sad.
625
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,256
>> why don't you get off my
626
00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:10,657
Butt?
627
00:23:10,657 --> 00:23:14,727
What am I, kanye west?
628
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:16,929
>> I don't know what that means.
629
00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:18,297
But let me ask you a question.
630
00:23:18,297 --> 00:23:19,932
Two weeks from now when you walk
631
00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:21,568
Into that empty room and I'm not
632
00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:23,536
There, what are you going to do?
633
00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:24,604
>> I'm probably going to be
634
00:23:24,604 --> 00:23:25,805
Doing a lot of this.
635
00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:26,839
Because that's where I'm going
636
00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:34,781
To put my new nordictrack.
637
00:23:34,781 --> 00:23:35,515
>> okay.
638
00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:37,517
We need to stop them from
639
00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:37,784
Fighting.
640
00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:39,185
>> yeah, for sure.
641
00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:39,886
I agree.
642
00:23:39,886 --> 00:23:41,053
Why don't you just call me when
643
00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:42,855
You have that figured out.
644
00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:43,523
>> wait.
645
00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:45,057
I don't have your phone number.
646
00:23:45,057 --> 00:23:47,727
>> yeah, I know.
647
00:23:47,727 --> 00:23:52,565
>> I don't have anyone's number.
648
00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:55,868
>> oh, oh.
649
00:23:55,868 --> 00:23:57,737
>> would you get off your
650
00:23:57,737 --> 00:23:59,071
Nordictrack and talk to me?
651
00:23:59,071 --> 00:23:59,405
What is that?
652
00:23:59,405 --> 00:24:02,775
>> workout towel.
653
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,176
>> look, if you're going to be
654
00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:06,012
Like this, then maybe I should
655
00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:06,913
Just move out now.
656
00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:07,914
>> maybe you should.
657
00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:08,247
>> good.
658
00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:08,781
>> great.
659
00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:09,816
>> awesome.
660
00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:10,683
>> superb.
661
00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:13,119
>> marvelous.
662
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:13,886
>> roseanne.
663
00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:16,823
>> spectacular.
664
00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:17,223
>> yippee.
665
00:24:17,223 --> 00:24:25,064
>> bellissimo.
666
00:24:25,064 --> 00:24:26,666
>> all right, this is actually
667
00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:27,634
Good when they don't say
668
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:28,000
Anything.
669
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,169
It means that they forgot what
670
00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:34,106
They were fighting about.
671
00:24:34,106 --> 00:24:34,941
>> moving out.
672
00:24:34,941 --> 00:24:36,776
>> oh, yeah, I'm moving out.
673
00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:37,043
Ha ha.
674
00:24:37,043 --> 00:24:38,244
>> no, I'm moving out.
675
00:24:38,244 --> 00:24:40,179
>> oh, yeah, you're moving out,
676
00:24:40,179 --> 00:24:41,213
And I don't care.
677
00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:42,882
>> that's really how you feel?
678
00:24:42,882 --> 00:24:43,883
>> mm-hmm.
679
00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:44,917
>> I'll be gone by the morning.
680
00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:48,921
I hope you're happy.
681
00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:50,256
>> no, no, no.
682
00:24:50,256 --> 00:24:53,693
You don't get to do a door slam
683
00:24:53,693 --> 00:24:54,193
On me.
684
00:24:54,193 --> 00:24:55,895
I do a door slam on you.
685
00:24:55,895 --> 00:24:58,197
>> this is my bar, ugly.
686
00:24:58,197 --> 00:25:00,132
That means I get the last
687
00:25:00,132 --> 00:25:01,233
Freaking door slam.
688
00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:02,769
>> oh yeah?
689
00:25:02,769 --> 00:25:03,803
What about this?
690
00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:04,804
>> what about this?
691
00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:06,038
>> mm-hmm.
692
00:25:06,038 --> 00:25:10,677
>> what about this?
693
00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:13,880
>> oh, yeah.
694
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:19,986
>> yeah.
695
00:25:19,986 --> 00:25:20,887
>> moving out.
696
00:25:20,887 --> 00:25:30,162
>> oh, yeah.
697
00:25:30,162 --> 00:25:36,202
**
698
00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:37,536
>>> so trent wouldn't give the
699
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:38,204
Ring back?
700
00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:39,538
Tell me how that went down.
701
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,040
>> it was dimly lit.
702
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,509
Through the darkness, I saw an
703
00:25:43,509 --> 00:25:43,910
Adonis.
704
00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:45,778
He looked at me, I looked at
705
00:25:45,778 --> 00:25:46,045
Him.
706
00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:47,947
His nipple went in my mouth.
707
00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:49,248
I loved it.
708
00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:56,923
I can still picture it now.
709
00:25:56,923 --> 00:26:00,459
>> brett, are you okay?
710
00:26:00,459 --> 00:26:02,428
>> oh, aren't we doing
711
00:26:02,428 --> 00:26:04,463
Flashbacks any more?
712
00:26:04,463 --> 00:26:05,798
>> I'm not giving up.
713
00:26:05,798 --> 00:26:06,933
We're going to get that diamond
714
00:26:06,933 --> 00:26:07,166
Back.
715
00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:09,035
>> how do you get a diamond out
716
00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:10,336
Of a guy's mouth?
717
00:26:10,336 --> 00:26:12,504
How stupid could this guy be?
718
00:26:12,504 --> 00:26:15,341
>> let's just say for a year I
719
00:26:15,341 --> 00:26:18,044
Was trent's oregano bill.
720
00:26:18,044 --> 00:26:19,511
>> so you're telling me that you
721
00:26:19,511 --> 00:26:22,849
Want me to go flirt with trent,
722
00:26:22,849 --> 00:26:25,284
Rub up against his body, take my
723
00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:28,187
Hands and stroke them down his
724
00:26:28,187 --> 00:26:31,257
Five, six, seven, eight abs.
725
00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:31,858
>> no.
726
00:26:31,858 --> 00:26:33,125
>> I haven't finished yet.
727
00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:35,327
And then I'm going to grobe his
728
00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:36,863
Perfect ass.
729
00:26:36,863 --> 00:26:38,464
I'm going to make out with him
730
00:26:38,464 --> 00:26:39,999
And steal the diamond back with
731
00:26:39,999 --> 00:26:40,432
My tongue.
732
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:40,933
Look.
733
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:42,201
I'll do it.
734
00:26:42,201 --> 00:26:43,535
I won't like it.
735
00:26:43,535 --> 00:26:51,043
But I'm going to love it!
736
00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:52,879
>> for real, I'm tired of
737
00:26:52,879 --> 00:26:53,980
Pretending that we're not
738
00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:54,313
Together.
739
00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:55,848
Listen, I know you said that we
740
00:26:55,848 --> 00:26:57,449
Only went on one date together,
741
00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,251
But we've been on a lot of dates
742
00:26:59,251 --> 00:26:59,518
Together.
743
00:26:59,518 --> 00:27:04,957
We spent the night at a bed
744
00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:06,158
Breakfast at lake michigan.
745
00:27:06,158 --> 00:27:07,894
I didn't tell any girlfriends
746
00:27:07,894 --> 00:27:10,096
About it because you didn't want
747
00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:10,930
Me to.
748
00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:12,064
>> maybe because you actually
749
00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:12,398
Did tell them?
750
00:27:12,398 --> 00:27:17,804
>> yeah.
751
00:27:17,804 --> 00:27:20,306
>> he took pictures of you
752
00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:20,572
Sleeping.
753
00:27:20,572 --> 00:27:34,320
Completely shaved, huh?
754
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:38,991
I liked it.
755
00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:40,192
>> you know what?
756
00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:41,928
I'm not apologizing for it.
757
00:27:41,928 --> 00:27:43,462
I'm glad that us is a thing
758
00:27:43,462 --> 00:27:44,797
Because honestly I've been
759
00:27:44,797 --> 00:27:47,800
Waiting for us to happen for
760
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:48,267
Like three years now.
761
00:27:48,267 --> 00:27:50,236
If you're embarrassed to be with
762
00:27:50,236 --> 00:27:51,170
Me, that's fine.
763
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:53,372
I can deal with that.
764
00:27:53,372 --> 00:27:53,840
Are we about to kiss?
765
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,909
Okay.
766
00:27:56,909 --> 00:28:00,079
Okay.
767
00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:00,780
Yeah.
768
00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:01,013
Mm-hmm.
769
00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,815
So we're good, yeah?
770
00:28:02,815 --> 00:28:04,050
>> I'm in.
771
00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:05,517
>> all right.
772
00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:08,387
Come here.
773
00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:09,055
>> all right.
774
00:28:09,055 --> 00:28:10,957
I will allow this, but if you
775
00:28:10,957 --> 00:28:12,358
Start making straining noises,
776
00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:21,067
We're breaking up.
777
00:28:21,067 --> 00:28:27,807
>> all right.
778
00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:44,957
We should go.
779
00:28:44,957 --> 00:28:46,993
>> I'm sure she's fine.
780
00:28:46,993 --> 00:28:51,463
She falls all the time.
781
00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:52,965
What we need to be concerned
782
00:28:52,965 --> 00:28:54,834
About is getting that diamond
783
00:28:54,834 --> 00:28:55,367
Back.
784
00:28:55,367 --> 00:28:56,102
>> okay.
785
00:28:56,102 --> 00:28:57,403
>> we need someone to kiss
786
00:28:57,403 --> 00:28:57,603
Trent.
787
00:28:57,603 --> 00:29:00,172
Can you do it for candace?
788
00:29:00,172 --> 00:29:02,174
>> no, I'm not into the --
789
00:29:02,174 --> 00:29:03,209
>> yes, that's trending.
790
00:29:03,209 --> 00:29:05,444
>> I'll do it.
791
00:29:05,444 --> 00:29:09,381
>> I haven't seen you all turned
792
00:29:09,381 --> 00:29:10,783
Up like this.
793
00:29:10,783 --> 00:29:12,251
Let's pretend we're an old
794
00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:13,920
Couple that's been married for
795
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:14,253
Like 50 years.
796
00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:21,060
Come on.
797
00:29:21,060 --> 00:29:26,999
I'm coming for you, stud muffin.
798
00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:30,269
Hot wheels.
799
00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:35,341
Coming at you.
800
00:29:35,341 --> 00:29:38,878
>> sweetie.
801
00:29:38,878 --> 00:29:40,079
>> what?
802
00:29:40,079 --> 00:29:44,851
>> this usually gets me going.
803
00:29:44,851 --> 00:29:49,355
But my heart's just not into it.
804
00:29:49,355 --> 00:29:51,924
>> you guys.
805
00:29:51,924 --> 00:29:53,059
This fight with danny's killing
806
00:29:53,059 --> 00:29:53,325
Him.
807
00:29:53,325 --> 00:29:55,027
>> I know.
808
00:29:55,027 --> 00:29:56,162
Danny's been moping around all
809
00:29:56,162 --> 00:29:56,395
Day.
810
00:29:56,395 --> 00:29:58,130
>> oh, please, come on, they're
811
00:29:58,130 --> 00:29:58,965
Grown men.
812
00:29:58,965 --> 00:30:00,332
They're not wandering around the
813
00:30:00,332 --> 00:30:02,334
Streets all emotional like some
814
00:30:02,334 --> 00:30:02,935
Backstreet boys video from the
815
00:30:02,935 --> 00:30:12,444
'90s.
816
00:30:12,444 --> 00:30:20,452
* is this the feeling I need too
817
00:30:20,452 --> 00:30:21,187
Often *
818
00:30:21,187 --> 00:30:28,060
* tell me why I can't be where
819
00:30:28,060 --> 00:30:30,362
You are *
820
00:30:30,362 --> 00:30:36,068
* because something is in my
821
00:30:36,068 --> 00:30:36,302
Heart *
822
00:30:36,302 --> 00:30:49,181
* life goes on
823
00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:59,091
* you never change
824
00:30:59,091 --> 00:31:01,393
* there's no control
825
00:31:01,393 --> 00:31:04,330
* are you with me now
826
00:31:04,330 --> 00:31:09,868
* you're everywhere
827
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:15,441
* show me the meaning of being
828
00:31:15,441 --> 00:31:17,443
Lonely *
829
00:31:17,443 --> 00:31:21,880
* is this a feeling I need
830
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:28,054
* tell me why I can't be there
831
00:31:28,054 --> 00:31:31,157
Where you are *
832
00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:46,872
* there's something
833
00:31:46,872 --> 00:31:47,473
>>> let's do this, you oily
834
00:31:47,473 --> 00:31:57,984
Donkey.
835
00:31:57,984 --> 00:31:59,051
You're not wearing your diamond
836
00:31:59,051 --> 00:31:59,285
Stud.
837
00:31:59,285 --> 00:32:01,120
>> no, I just wear this for fun.
838
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:05,924
I'm off duty, babe
839
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:06,858
[ screams ]
840
00:32:06,858 --> 00:32:08,294
>> what was that?
841
00:32:08,294 --> 00:32:09,795
You out here working the alley
842
00:32:09,795 --> 00:32:10,162
By yourself?
843
00:32:10,162 --> 00:32:11,197
>> this is the alley where
844
00:32:11,197 --> 00:32:23,775
Anything goes.
845
00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:25,277
>> okay.
846
00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:26,845
Charlotte said trent has the
847
00:32:26,845 --> 00:32:28,247
Diamond at his apartment and she
848
00:32:28,247 --> 00:32:29,915
Wants to know if she should go
849
00:32:29,915 --> 00:32:30,516
Sleep with him.
850
00:32:30,516 --> 00:32:31,783
>> hold on, wait.
851
00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:32,551
Excuse me, what?
852
00:32:32,551 --> 00:32:33,319
Tell her no.
853
00:32:33,319 --> 00:32:36,355
>> finally I got to make out
854
00:32:36,355 --> 00:32:38,257
With adam.
855
00:32:38,257 --> 00:32:40,959
>> only if you go before --
856
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:43,795
>> by the way.
857
00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:46,298
>> did anybody else hear that?
858
00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:47,199
>> what?
859
00:32:47,199 --> 00:32:50,802
>> I'm all packed up.
860
00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:52,238
Closed the bar early so we can
861
00:32:52,238 --> 00:32:53,905
Go celebrate the engagement
862
00:32:53,905 --> 00:32:54,173
Together.
863
00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:55,274
You are still welcome, if you
864
00:32:55,274 --> 00:32:56,442
Want the come.
865
00:32:56,442 --> 00:33:00,446
>> nah, I'm good.
866
00:33:00,446 --> 00:33:02,114
>> all right.
867
00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:04,316
Well, if you change your mind,
868
00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:15,327
Just, you know, come.
869
00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:16,428
>> spare me the lecture.
870
00:33:16,428 --> 00:33:17,496
I already know what you're going
871
00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:18,097
To say.
872
00:33:18,097 --> 00:33:20,366
I'm going to fast forward
873
00:33:20,366 --> 00:33:20,966
Through all the bullcrap that
874
00:33:20,966 --> 00:33:25,537
You were about to.
875
00:33:25,537 --> 00:33:26,205
>> you should be happy for
876
00:33:26,205 --> 00:33:33,879
Justin, he's your --
877
00:33:33,879 --> 00:33:37,149
Oh, I'm so disappointed in you,
878
00:33:37,149 --> 00:33:38,184
Danny.
879
00:33:38,184 --> 00:33:42,388
Good night.
880
00:33:42,388 --> 00:33:55,201
[ fast forwarding noise ]
881
00:33:55,201 --> 00:33:55,701
Let's get high and watch
882
00:33:55,701 --> 00:34:02,308
Wrestling.
883
00:34:02,308 --> 00:34:03,909
>> to be fair, that is what I
884
00:34:03,909 --> 00:34:06,545
Say first thing in the morning.
885
00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:09,348
>> danny, justin's your best
886
00:34:09,348 --> 00:34:09,581
Friend.
887
00:34:09,581 --> 00:34:09,981
>> whatever.
888
00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:11,917
>> it's okay to be hurt that
889
00:34:11,917 --> 00:34:12,418
He's leaving.
890
00:34:12,418 --> 00:34:13,419
>> don't you understand this is
891
00:34:13,419 --> 00:34:16,888
All a ruse on justin's behalf?
892
00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:18,357
He's not even really moving out.
893
00:34:18,357 --> 00:34:20,326
All these boxes are empty.
894
00:34:20,326 --> 00:34:21,393
See?
895
00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:21,960
>> what?
896
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:29,801
>> it's all of his khakis.
897
00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:31,470
I guess he really is moving out.
898
00:34:31,470 --> 00:34:34,340
>> danny, I know how scary it
899
00:34:34,340 --> 00:34:36,408
Can be to admit how you really
900
00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:36,842
Feel.
901
00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:38,377
Look how long it took me to
902
00:34:38,377 --> 00:34:40,112
Admit how I feel about burski.
903
00:34:40,112 --> 00:34:41,347
But I can look you straight in
904
00:34:41,347 --> 00:34:44,516
The eyes and say, I like burski?
905
00:34:44,516 --> 00:34:45,917
>> you don't even realize you
906
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,419
Said that as a question.
907
00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:50,322
>> I really do?
908
00:34:50,322 --> 00:34:51,190
I like him.
909
00:34:51,190 --> 00:34:51,857
I do.
910
00:34:51,857 --> 00:34:53,125
I like him.
911
00:34:53,125 --> 00:34:53,325
Okay?
912
00:34:53,325 --> 00:34:55,194
So now it's time for you to be
913
00:34:55,194 --> 00:34:57,329
Honest about how you feel about
914
00:34:57,329 --> 00:34:57,563
Justin.
915
00:34:57,563 --> 00:34:59,898
>> let me put this in a way
916
00:34:59,898 --> 00:35:00,932
You'll understand.
917
00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,368
You've been an emotional grower.
918
00:35:02,368 --> 00:35:03,269
Now you need to be an emotional
919
00:35:03,269 --> 00:35:09,975
Shower.
920
00:35:09,975 --> 00:35:11,810
I mean, justin's your best
921
00:35:11,810 --> 00:35:12,043
Friend.
922
00:35:12,043 --> 00:35:13,111
Have you ever even told him
923
00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:13,479
That?
924
00:35:13,479 --> 00:35:16,014
>> no, but in my defense I have
925
00:35:16,014 --> 00:35:17,216
A really good reason not to.
926
00:35:17,216 --> 00:35:18,016
>> what's that?
927
00:35:18,016 --> 00:35:19,418
>> because he wants me to so
928
00:35:19,418 --> 00:35:19,951
Bad.
929
00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:21,820
>> I'm disappointed in you,
930
00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:22,321
Danny.
931
00:35:22,321 --> 00:35:25,391
Good night.
932
00:35:25,391 --> 00:35:27,226
>> oh, you going to get high and
933
00:35:27,226 --> 00:35:37,469
Watch wrestling?
934
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:40,772
**
935
00:35:40,772 --> 00:35:44,310
>> so candace and justin.
936
00:35:44,310 --> 00:35:45,511
>> hear hear.
937
00:35:45,511 --> 00:35:46,144
>> thank you.
938
00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:50,182
This is the happiest day of my
939
00:35:50,182 --> 00:35:50,382
Life.
940
00:35:50,382 --> 00:35:51,717
>> did he say happiest day or
941
00:35:51,717 --> 00:35:56,355
Last day?
942
00:35:56,355 --> 00:35:57,723
>> ok.
943
00:35:57,723 --> 00:35:59,225
Babe, you've been so upset about
944
00:35:59,225 --> 00:36:00,392
This whole danny situation this
945
00:36:00,392 --> 00:36:01,126
Whole time.
946
00:36:01,126 --> 00:36:02,328
Now, I know that you said that
947
00:36:02,328 --> 00:36:03,729
You want to do whatever you want
948
00:36:03,729 --> 00:36:06,131
To make me happy.
949
00:36:06,131 --> 00:36:07,666
Do you want to make me happy,
950
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:09,401
You go out there and you get
951
00:36:09,401 --> 00:36:10,802
Danny.
952
00:36:10,802 --> 00:36:18,377
>> yes, ma'am.
953
00:36:18,377 --> 00:36:20,412
>> guys, I'm here.
954
00:36:20,412 --> 00:36:21,313
Where's justin?
955
00:36:21,313 --> 00:36:22,548
>> you just missed him.
956
00:36:22,548 --> 00:36:24,483
He went out looking for you.
957
00:36:24,483 --> 00:36:25,651
>> oh, crap.
958
00:36:25,651 --> 00:36:28,554
Let me go see if I can catch
959
00:36:28,554 --> 00:36:28,787
Him.
960
00:36:28,787 --> 00:36:32,391
>> look like those guys will
961
00:36:32,391 --> 00:36:32,658
Never --
962
00:36:32,658 --> 00:36:33,792
>> where's danny?
963
00:36:33,792 --> 00:36:37,663
>> danny just left, dude.
964
00:36:37,663 --> 00:36:41,199
>> damn it.
965
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:42,334
>> and eight --
966
00:36:42,334 --> 00:36:43,869
>> I just got your text that
967
00:36:43,869 --> 00:36:46,104
Justin is here, but I also saw
968
00:36:46,104 --> 00:36:47,339
Him run right past me.
969
00:36:47,339 --> 00:36:52,611
Which one should I trust?
970
00:36:52,611 --> 00:37:03,655
**
971
00:37:03,655 --> 00:37:09,127
**
972
00:37:09,127 --> 00:37:09,661
>>ly uv you.
973
00:37:09,661 --> 00:37:10,762
I have to tell you that.
974
00:37:10,762 --> 00:37:13,231
I know you don't like this sappy
975
00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:14,466
Stuff and you're going to act
976
00:37:14,466 --> 00:37:16,802
Like you don't care.
977
00:37:16,802 --> 00:37:18,504
>> all right, look, stop.
978
00:37:18,504 --> 00:37:19,705
Let me go first.
979
00:37:19,705 --> 00:37:20,739
It's only fair.
980
00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:22,508
Shelly, why don't you tell him
981
00:37:22,508 --> 00:37:24,242
Where I was while I go watch up.
982
00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:25,611
>> I'd love to.
983
00:37:25,611 --> 00:37:27,112
Gather around, everybody, and
984
00:37:27,112 --> 00:37:29,481
Hear the tale.
985
00:37:29,481 --> 00:37:31,383
Now, when I told danny we
986
00:37:31,383 --> 00:37:33,552
Couldn't get your ring back, he
987
00:37:33,552 --> 00:37:35,253
Took it upon himself to go back
988
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:37,556
To the strip club and get it for
989
00:37:37,556 --> 00:37:37,756
Trent.
990
00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:39,391
But when he got there trent and
991
00:37:39,391 --> 00:37:40,792
Kevin were so nervous because
992
00:37:40,792 --> 00:37:42,494
There were some big league
993
00:37:42,494 --> 00:37:43,662
Stripper scouts there from the
994
00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:44,830
Biggest area in the world.
995
00:37:44,830 --> 00:37:46,264
That's right, will.
996
00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:47,232
Tampa.
997
00:37:47,232 --> 00:37:48,400
You know about that.
998
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:49,301
I know you.
999
00:37:49,301 --> 00:37:52,571
I seen you at the club.
1000
00:37:52,571 --> 00:37:54,139
Now, the problem was that they
1001
00:37:54,139 --> 00:37:56,542
Didn't have a third dancer.
1002
00:37:56,542 --> 00:37:57,609
And what happened next?
1003
00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:58,344
Oh, it's going to go down in
1004
00:37:58,344 --> 00:38:11,657
Male stripper history.
1005
00:38:11,657 --> 00:38:12,658
>> guys, if we die tonight, I
1006
00:38:12,658 --> 00:38:14,192
Just want to world to know we
1007
00:38:14,192 --> 00:38:15,694
Died doing what we love.
1008
00:38:15,694 --> 00:38:16,428
>> yeah.
1009
00:38:16,428 --> 00:38:17,796
I don't really want the world or
1010
00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:20,231
Anyone to ever know that I was
1011
00:38:20,231 --> 00:38:23,134
Here, but -- also, why would we
1012
00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:23,301
Die?
1013
00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:24,603
>> can I interrupt for a second?
1014
00:38:24,603 --> 00:38:26,237
I just want to say that I love
1015
00:38:26,237 --> 00:38:27,706
Both of you guys.
1016
00:38:27,706 --> 00:38:30,609
Trent more than I did before.
1017
00:38:30,609 --> 00:38:31,242
>> okay.
1018
00:38:31,242 --> 00:38:32,644
Well just so you know, I hate
1019
00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:35,414
Both of you.
1020
00:38:35,414 --> 00:38:37,383
>> do you want any oil before we
1021
00:38:37,383 --> 00:38:37,616
Start?
1022
00:38:37,616 --> 00:38:38,316
>> no.
1023
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,251
Please, that wasn't in the
1024
00:38:40,251 --> 00:38:42,788
Script.
1025
00:38:42,788 --> 00:38:44,456
>> sounds like we're ready to
1026
00:38:44,456 --> 00:38:44,856
Go.
1027
00:38:44,856 --> 00:38:48,527
Let's get started.
1028
00:38:48,527 --> 00:38:49,628
>> three, two, one.
1029
00:38:49,628 --> 00:38:54,800
Hit it!
1030
00:38:54,800 --> 00:39:06,512
**
1031
00:39:06,512 --> 00:39:08,179
>> none of my moves are sexual.
1032
00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:13,852
I apologize.
1033
00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:14,453
>> wow.
1034
00:39:14,453 --> 00:39:15,487
>> yeah.
1035
00:39:15,487 --> 00:39:16,287
>> wow.
1036
00:39:16,287 --> 00:39:19,425
>> that was an amazing story.
1037
00:39:19,425 --> 00:39:21,760
Hey, danny, you have to tell us
1038
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,662
If you got the ring back when
1039
00:39:23,662 --> 00:39:25,263
You get back from the bathroom.
1040
00:39:25,263 --> 00:39:27,499
>> yeah, just give me a few
1041
00:39:27,499 --> 00:39:28,434
Seconds.
1042
00:39:28,434 --> 00:39:31,202
Flashbacks are exhausting.
1043
00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:41,046
**
1044
00:39:41,046 --> 00:39:44,916
>>> so look, the stripper skrout
1045
00:39:44,916 --> 00:39:46,284
Scouts turned out that they
1046
00:39:46,284 --> 00:39:46,785
Loved us and so did the
1047
00:39:46,785 --> 00:39:49,421
Audience.
1048
00:39:49,421 --> 00:39:50,522
So anyway.
1049
00:39:50,522 --> 00:39:51,322
Okay.
1050
00:39:51,322 --> 00:39:54,893
Well --
1051
00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:56,828
>> will really likes improv.
1052
00:39:56,828 --> 00:39:58,464
>> mommy had to work for once.
1053
00:39:58,464 --> 00:40:01,132
>> well, look, I basically,
1054
00:40:01,132 --> 00:40:03,368
Since I got trent back to tampa,
1055
00:40:03,368 --> 00:40:07,038
He agreed to give me this.
1056
00:40:07,038 --> 00:40:08,306
>> oh my.
1057
00:40:08,306 --> 00:40:10,075
>> what's that junkie old piece
1058
00:40:10,075 --> 00:40:10,876
Of crap?
1059
00:40:10,876 --> 00:40:11,843
>> my grandma's wedding ring.
1060
00:40:11,843 --> 00:40:17,182
>> it's so pretty.
1061
00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:18,917
>> thank you so much for doing
1062
00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:19,217
That for me.
1063
00:40:19,217 --> 00:40:20,018
>> all right.
1064
00:40:20,018 --> 00:40:21,086
I didn't just do it for you.
1065
00:40:21,086 --> 00:40:30,261
I did it for my best friend.
1066
00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:34,332
>> did you just call me your
1067
00:40:34,332 --> 00:40:34,833
Best friend?
1068
00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:39,304
[ spits ]
1069
00:40:39,304 --> 00:40:43,041
>> yes, I did.
1070
00:40:43,041 --> 00:40:46,878
>> I don't want that anymore.
1071
00:40:46,878 --> 00:40:51,550
But we need to try that.
1072
00:40:51,550 --> 00:40:53,451
Look, I already know you're my
1073
00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:55,320
Best friend even though that
1074
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:56,488
Pissed me off quite a bit.
1075
00:40:56,488 --> 00:40:59,525
But I need to know if you'd be
1076
00:40:59,525 --> 00:41:01,159
Willing to be my best man.
1077
00:41:01,159 --> 00:41:11,302
>> hey, of course, baby bird.
1078
00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:14,305
>> well, summer, fall, but
1079
00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:16,908
Definitely not this season.
1080
00:41:16,908 --> 00:41:28,554
>> hey, buddy.
1081
00:41:28,554 --> 00:41:32,057
* respecting our reality
1082
00:41:32,057 --> 00:41:34,425
* every time you can make it
1083
00:41:34,425 --> 00:41:34,660
Right *
1084
00:41:34,660 --> 00:41:36,261
* that makes you larger than
1085
00:41:36,261 --> 00:41:45,370
Life *
1086
00:41:45,370 --> 00:41:53,779
* put your hands together now
1087
00:41:53,779 --> 00:42:00,919
**
1088
00:42:00,919 --> 00:42:04,890
* screaming my name
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