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**
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>>> check out the new sweater my
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Grandma gave me.
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[ laughter ]
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>> here I thought your grandma
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Loved you.
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>> it's like the only thing you
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Ask yourself when you pick out a
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Shirt is, does it have a neck
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Hole?
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>> babe, we should get going.
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The new movie starts in 20
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Minutes.
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You ready?
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>> one sec.
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[ laughter ]
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>> justin?
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>> hey, what the hell was that?
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>> maybe it's sign language for
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"Stop staring at me, dork!"
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>> no, danny.
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Sign language for "Stop staring
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At my, dork," is like this --
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And I know that because most of
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Junior high was full of deaf
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Kids who incidentally this means
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Here's my lunch money, so could
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You stop beating me up, please.
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[ laughter ]
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Mike signaled me.
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He wanted to tell me big news.
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He's going to propose to leslie.
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>> what?
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>> oh!
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>> are you okay?
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>> what?
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Yeah, no, I'm cool.
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I'm dating carly now, so I'm
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Fine.
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I'm going to step outside for a
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Minute for some fresh air.
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>> no!
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I love her so much.
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That's my leslie!
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Leslie!
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Leslie!
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[ laughter ]
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>> so why did mike want us to
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Know?
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>> we're the most important
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People in les' life.
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He wants us involved in the
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Proposal.
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>> aw.
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Pass.
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>> mike is asking you to help
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With your sister's proposal.
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>> yeah.
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No.
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I definitely understand how
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Words work.
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Look, leslie doesn't like it
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When I get involved in her
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Relationship, okay.
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She's hated -- she's still
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Pissed at me for ruining her
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Senior prom.
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She dated the star quarterback,
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Joey football.
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Weird name.
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Anyway.
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The night before the prom, I bet
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Joey that he couldn't jump from
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Our roof over to a branch
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Hanging over near our garage
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Door.
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I mean, I won the bet.
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>> where's joey now?
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>> oh, now?
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Well, he couldn't do his
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Scholarship on account of the
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Injury.
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You know, he stayed in county.
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Just kind of got a new job.
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Now we call him joey taco bell.
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>> danny doesn't think he's
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Going to help with his sister's
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Proposal, huh?
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Let's see if this changes your
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Mind.
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You see, on mike and leslie's
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First date, they thought they
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Were going to a play.
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Turns out it was a puppet show.
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For the proposal, mike had all
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These made for us -- boom.
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[ laughter ]
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>> aw.
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Puppet candace, you guys!
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Aw, candace, you're so
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Beautiful.
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She's shy.
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>> do you want to get high
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Later?
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We're going to be best friends.
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[ laughter ]
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>> you sure this one's mine?
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I'm not even sure he's gay.
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[ laughter ]
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>> oh, yeah.
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I definitely would, too.
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>> is there -- did you make a
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Puppet for me?
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>> uh-oh, I don't know -- danny,
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Are you going to help with your
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Sister's proposal?
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>> oh, awesome!
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Oh man, he's so handsome too.
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It's like we're twins right?
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Oh wait, somethings off though.
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There we go.
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Let's party dude!
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**
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* go
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Go *
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**
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* go
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Go *
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* we lost control
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You know we survived *
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* then we jumped the ship
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Did the flip *
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* we could prove it all again
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Tonight *
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* I'm thinking life's too short
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It's passing by *
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* so if we're going to go
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Go big or go *
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* go big or go home
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* go
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Go *
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* go home
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* go
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Go *
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* go big or go home
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* go
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Go *
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* go big or go home
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[ applause ]
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>> okay, guys?
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All right.
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Danny and leslie on are on their
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Way.
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Mike, they're going to wait in
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My office!
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I can give you a new hampshire?
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I can give you a lame bird call
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Like ca-caw, or single a
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Beautiful note in your name --
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* mike
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>> do the bird call.
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>> really making it hard to help
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You, mike.
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>> he's such a cutie.
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I haven't seen him this excited
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Since nbc said they were doing
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The live musical version of "The
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Wiz."
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Did you hear they're still
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Casting the cowardly lion?
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>> huh.
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All black cast, someone that
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Needs live tv experience?
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I wonder who they could get.
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>> guys!
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They're here!
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>> let's go.
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>> hey, les.
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Thanks for taking me to the
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Natural history museum.
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I hope that next time we have
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Enough time to see the "Lord of
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The rings" exhibit.
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>> danny, "Lord of the rings"
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Isn't actually real.
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>> okay, professor.
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[ laughter ]
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>> so does mike ever let you
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Drag him to the museum?
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>> yeah, mike's great.
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He's funny.
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He's kind.
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He's crazy about me.
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I just wish I felt the same way
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About him.
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>> I don't have that much
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Is that something they say --
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Must be something they say
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Before they tell you they want
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To spend the rest of their lives
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With them, huh?
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>> what?
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No, danny, it's casual.
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I mean, I hardly ever bring him
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Here.
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He doesn't take me out much with
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His friends.
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I think we're on the same page.
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>> totally -- or totally
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Different pages on completely
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Different books.
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You know what I mean?
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>> I just know in my heart, you
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Know, he's not the one.
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[ laughter ]
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>> well, I'm starving.
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You want to get some pizza?
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>> no.
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>> why are you guys hiding
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Behind the bar?
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>> we were naughty -- playing
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Spin the bottle.
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Ooh!
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I got shelley.
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[ applause ]
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>> I did not expect tongue.
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>> wait a minute.
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Danny, you can't -- you can't
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Leave yet.
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Remember the plumber is on his
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Way with the ring for the
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Toilet.
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>> yeah.
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Maybe the toilet doesn't need
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Fixing.
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>> you sure about that?
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You sure?
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Because I thought most toilets
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Dreamed of being fixed one day.
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>> the toilet told me.
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>> the toilet spoke to you?
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>> well, actually, yeah.
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It did speak to me.
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It was one of those really
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Fancy, cool, futuristic japanese
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Toilets.
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Yeah, it straight up was like --
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[ indiscernible ]
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No marriage.
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>> wow.
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I did not see that coming.
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>> sounds like to me that that
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Toilet just want to get plunged
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By a bunch of different
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Plumbers.
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>> hey, man.
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Hey, man, you watch my mouth
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When you talk about my toilet
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That way.
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>> okay.
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Candace, do you want to go do
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Something?
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>> like what?
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>> literally anything else.
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>> what about the movie -- you
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Wouldn't want to do that?
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>> I'd do that!
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>> guys, guys?
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Has leslie showed up yet?
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Do I have time to go to the
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Bathroom?
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>> oh, gosh -- man.
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How do I put this?
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Mike, the toilet's gone.
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**
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>>> he was going to propose?
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>> yes.
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And as mastermind of said
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Proposal, I wanted you to know
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It was romantic, it was sexy,
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And there were puppets.
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>> there's nothing sexy about
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Puppets.
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>> that's actually not true
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Because shelly and his puppet
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Had a threesome last night.
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>> yeah.
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Puppet shelly wasn't the only
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One with a hand up his butt.
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>> look, les, don't worry, okay?
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Okay, bit the bullet.
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After you left, I told mike he
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Shouldn't bother proposing
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Because you weren't going to say
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Yes anyways.
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Best brother ever.
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Arms up for a thank you hug.
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>> why would you do that?
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Candace, you've got my back on
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This, right?
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>> yeah -- yeah.
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I don't know what you're mad
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About.
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>> it doesn't matter.
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We talked about this.
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Girls got stick together.
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>> yes.
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Sisters before misters.
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Danny, don't be a [ bleep ].
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>> I should have been the one to
314
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Talk to mike, not you.
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There are huge moments we all
316
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Have to go through.
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Whether it's breaking someone's
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Heart or getting your heart
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Broken, these moments define you
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As a person.
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>> oh, okay, now I get it.
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>> you want to know what I
323
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Think?
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I think danny --
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>> whoa, whoa.
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No, you asked do you want to
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Know what I think, and nobody
328
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Said yes.
329
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So why ask, you know?
330
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Anyway -- boy.
331
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I'm sorry, leslie, continue.
332
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You were saying something
333
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Completely insane.
334
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>> insane.
335
00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,031
You took away a proposal.
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What if I took away one of your
337
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Big moments?
338
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You know, what if I took your
339
00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:42,836
First kiss?
340
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,471
>> you know, it's funny you say
341
00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:44,838
That.
342
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I would actually love it.
343
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When that happened, I was a
344
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Little bit drunk.
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She actually had little bit of a
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Mustache.
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Whatever.
348
00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:54,848
Not a huge deal, okay?
349
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>> was it a man?
350
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>> no, it wasn't a man.
351
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She had a mustache -- a little
352
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Bit of a mustache.
353
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>> is everything a joke to you?
354
00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:02,756
>> what's the big deal?
355
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I took a moment from you.
356
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Life's full of moments, all
357
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Right?
358
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That's a moment.
359
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That's a moment.
360
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That's a moment.
361
00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:09,096
There's another moment.
362
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:10,030
There's another moment.
363
00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:10,898
There's another moment.
364
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:13,633
There's another slightly longer
365
00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:14,567
Moment.
366
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:18,605
It's like -- what is your point?
367
00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:18,906
[ laughter ]
368
00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,140
>> I have told you a thousand
369
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,675
Times to stay out of my
370
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:24,377
Relationships.
371
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:28,448
Why would you get involved now?
372
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:29,549
>> ow!
373
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God, why would I get involved
374
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:31,384
Now?
375
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,921
Man, if I could only remember
376
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,122
The person who told me to get
377
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,790
Involved -- I can't remember the
378
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:37,024
Name.
379
00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:42,996
But it's right on the tip of my
380
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:48,501
Tongue.
381
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:51,538
>> you want to have a tongue
382
00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:52,539
Fight?
383
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:56,143
Let's go, danny!
384
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:56,877
>> hey, enough!
385
00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:57,410
Enough!
386
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,712
I'm not going to watch two young
387
00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:02,983
Men lick each other in fight.
388
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:03,817
Not again!
389
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:08,421
>> he's right.
390
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:10,557
The time shelly -- we need to
391
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,659
Fix this thing with leslie
392
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Together as a team.
393
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:16,096
>> I don't want to be your
394
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:16,463
Teammate.
395
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,697
>> I don't believe that for a
396
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:17,931
Second.
397
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:18,932
I trust you, danny.
398
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,133
I know that you trust me.
399
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,568
In fact, I'm going do a trust
400
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:22,836
Fall just to prove it.
401
00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,171
>> oh, I'm going to get my
402
00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:29,776
Camera out for this.
403
00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:31,444
>> you want you to 100% know
404
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:32,712
That I am not going to catch
405
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:32,880
You.
406
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,647
>> I know you better than you
407
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,482
Think, danny.
408
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,184
Can't wait to be in your arms.
409
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:38,051
>> you're not going to be in my
410
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:38,251
Arms.
411
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:39,719
This is really dumb.
412
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,088
This is going to hurt more than
413
00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:41,721
When your netflix special comes
414
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:51,999
Out and nobody watches it.
415
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:56,469
[ cheers ]
416
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:59,873
>> well, I high lee doubt that.
417
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:00,874
-- highly doubt that.
418
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,009
My heart tells me you're going
419
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:02,675
To catch me.
420
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,911
>> your heart's dumb.
421
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,478
>> my heart is not dumb.
422
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:05,879
It's never wrong.
423
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,847
>> yippee, first time it's
424
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:08,048
Wrong.
425
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,749
Go ahead.
426
00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:13,586
>> for friendship!
427
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,055
Oh, god!
428
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:18,025
>> for instagram!
429
00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:28,868
**
430
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,604
>>> so if mike made puppets
431
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:34,207
For everyone, where is the
432
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,142
Leslie puppet?
433
00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:46,519
>> unfortunately, she's with
434
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:47,054
That puppet.
435
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,855
>> I hope he uses puppet
436
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:55,295
Protection.
437
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:56,263
>> hey, guys.
438
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:58,031
We're having a lot of laughs out
439
00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,699
There, but please remember,
440
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:07,774
Puppet pregnancy isn't a joke.
441
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:12,612
Look after each other.
442
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:12,912
[ laughter ]
443
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:21,221
>> come on, give me that!
444
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:22,755
>> hey, we've got to talk to
445
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:23,090
You.
446
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:23,923
>> what do you want?
447
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,825
>> look, I feel bad about what
448
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:26,593
Happened.
449
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:29,129
I teamed up with justin and
450
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:29,929
Fixed things.
451
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,231
I totally get.
452
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,933
T.
453
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,869
-- totally get it.
454
00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:38,105
We shouldn't have talked to
455
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:38,305
Mike.
456
00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:39,806
>> tell me this isn't happening.
457
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:41,841
>> all we did was, I told mike
458
00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:42,242
The truth.
459
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:46,146
I said, it wasn't my place to
460
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,714
Get involved with whether or not
461
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:48,115
You proposed.
462
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,117
>> tell her the next part.
463
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:50,650
It gives me chills.
464
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,220
>> I looked at him like, man --
465
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,721
Real natural, right?
466
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:55,922
Standing right there.
467
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:57,924
Just like -- I was like this,
468
00:15:57,924 --> 00:15:59,259
Hey, mike, okay?
469
00:15:59,259 --> 00:15:59,726
Okay.
470
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:00,293
And I go like this -- follow
471
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,596
Your heart.
472
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:04,864
>> I need a sweater.
473
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:05,632
>> I got you.
474
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:05,898
I got you.
475
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:09,802
Warm him up.
476
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:10,937
>> pow.
477
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:11,838
>> so, wait.
478
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:13,273
So first you told mike ton
479
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:13,973
Propose.
480
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,076
And it totally killed him.
481
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:16,643
>> yep.
482
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:17,677
>> that's what he did.
483
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,012
>> and then you convinced him to
484
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:20,180
Come back and propose again?
485
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:20,813
>> that's right.
486
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:21,881
>> you know it, girlfriend.
487
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,216
>> because he thinks I might say
488
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:23,716
Yes?
489
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,685
>> bingo!
490
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,287
>> even though you both know I'm
491
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,322
Going to say no.
492
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:33,626
>> mission accomplished!
493
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,795
>> this is a guy we all like,
494
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,164
And you both set him up to come
495
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,998
In and get hurt in front of
496
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:39,866
Everybody.
497
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:43,836
>> well -- when you put it like
498
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:44,437
That, it kind of sounds like a
499
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:47,374
Horrible thing.
500
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:50,009
>> you said you were the one
501
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:50,677
That wanted to be there when he
502
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:50,943
Proposed.
503
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:51,311
>> yeah.
504
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,212
The first time around.
505
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,413
I didn't say trick him to come
506
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:57,184
Back so I could do it again!
507
00:16:57,184 --> 00:17:02,322
>> we'll -- you got to be clear.
508
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,291
[ laughter ]
509
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:10,263
**
510
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,341
>>> mike, I wish I could say
511
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:21,741
Yes.
512
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:22,542
I really do.
513
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:26,713
You're such an amazing man.
514
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:27,580
It just wouldn't be fair.
515
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,848
I mean, you deserve someone
516
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:30,450
Who's all in.
517
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:31,718
We both do.
518
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:35,021
I'm so sorry
519
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:36,323
>> hey, guys?
520
00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:38,425
This is uncomfortable.
521
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,627
Is it over yet?
522
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,329
>> not yet, sweetie.
523
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:42,995
>> okay.
524
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:45,798
All right.
525
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,734
Mike looks really sad!
526
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:54,874
>> I am sad.
527
00:17:54,874 --> 00:18:03,583
Good-bye, les.
528
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,119
>> hey, les.
529
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,888
I'm sorry you and mike didn't
530
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:09,156
Work out.
531
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:10,623
>> I thought you would be happy
532
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,625
That we broke up.
533
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,026
>> that's not what this is about
534
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:17,029
Right now.
535
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:20,933
I understand.
536
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,635
I'm just going to step outside
537
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:23,236
Real quick and get some fresh
538
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:27,073
Air.
539
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:28,675
[ cheering ]
540
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:36,048
>> leslie's mine!
541
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:36,549
Leslie!
542
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,050
>> leslie, that was hard to
543
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:38,518
Watch.
544
00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:39,919
I feel bad that I did this to
545
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:40,420
You.
546
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,989
>> what we did to her.
547
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,591
>> well, your part in this is
548
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:45,024
Definitely finished.
549
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:48,094
So definitely shut up.
550
00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:49,996
>> look, I got to you ask -- why
551
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,464
Would you want moments like that
552
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:51,831
In your life?
553
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:52,932
>> yeah.
554
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:53,533
It sucked.
555
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:54,701
You know what I was thinking?
556
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,068
I'm finally at a place in my
557
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,870
Life where when a great guy
558
00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,506
Proposes to me, I don't feel
559
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:01,474
Like I have to say yes because
560
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:02,675
I'm scared that mr. Right is
561
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,010
Never going come along.
562
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:06,012
That's pretty great, right?
563
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:07,146
>> yeah.
564
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:07,847
>> yeah.
565
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,182
You know what my favorite part
566
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:13,453
Was, though?
567
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,955
>> mine was when justin fell --
568
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,156
>> mine was about you.
569
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,425
Even though you did the wrong
570
00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:20,527
Thing at every turn, I know you
571
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,562
Were just trying to protect me
572
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:23,062
And make me happy.
573
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:28,968
You're a good brother.
574
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:29,502
>> wow.
575
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,738
You know, if I had an amazing
576
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,206
Moment with my sister like that,
577
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:34,173
I'd probably thank the person
578
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,876
Who got me involved in the first
579
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:37,610
Place.
580
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:42,014
But who could that be?
581
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:42,882
>> you know what?
582
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,217
I actually was going thank you.
583
00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:44,817
Now I'm not.
584
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:45,952
You ruined it.
585
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:46,753
I can't.
586
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:47,487
Sorry.
587
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:51,224
>> I know somebody who can.
588
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:55,127
>> wow, he is so cool, man.
589
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:58,998
Thanks, justin.
590
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:01,100
Please don't cry.
591
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:04,504
>> I won't.
592
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:11,478
But puppet justin might.
593
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,145
>> it's okay, babe.
594
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:15,615
We're here for you.
595
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:16,082
>> yeah.
596
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:23,155
You can let it all out.
597
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:30,497
>> you are my best friend.
598
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:30,797
[ applause ]
599
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:34,100
>> I know what we need here --
600
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,903
Puppet group hug!
601
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,505
>> yay!
602
00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:39,872
[ cheers ]
603
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:46,379
**
604
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,981
* ooh
605
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,317
I had a dream
606
00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:52,585
So big and loud *
607
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,887
* I jumped so high I touched the
608
00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:56,323
Clouds *
609
00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:57,490
* whoa
610
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,559
Whoa *
611
00:20:59,559 --> 00:20:59,726
*
612
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,994
I stretched my hands up to the
613
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:02,495
Sky
614
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:04,764
We danced through the night *
615
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:05,965
* whoa
616
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:06,566
Whoa
617
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:07,634
Whoa *
618
00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:12,405
* I'm never gonna look back
619
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:15,508
I'm never gonna give up *
620
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:16,443
* please don't wake me now
621
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,545
Two three four *
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