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>>> should we go to a party
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Tonight?
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>> no way!
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It is friday night at 8:00, and
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That is the best time for
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Staying in and watching
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Television.
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Let's see what's on nbc.
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[ cheers and applause ]
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>> that's not tv, mate.
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That's the new security feed.
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[ laughter ]
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>> good.
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For a second there, I thought
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Nbc had really bottomed out.
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>> are you just going to stare
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At me all day?
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>> you're right.
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You're right.
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I'll try to walk away.
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Couldn't do it.
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You're gonna have to walk away.
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>> aww, I want you to walk away
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First.
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>> no, you walk away first.
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>> no, you --
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>> uh-oh!
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Justin's walking away first!
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Oh, no.
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Wait a second, there's a shark
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In the park.
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Schaech attack!
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>> you know I love when you do
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Shark attack, but not in front
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Of my lady.
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>> how is it that I had a penis
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In each hand last night and I'm
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Not the only gayest person at
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This bar?
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Justin and candace kept me up
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All night with their lame sex
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Talk.
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She was like,
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"You're the one that I want,
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Tell me more, tell me more --"
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Tell me more" --
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>> that wasn't sex talk.
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We were just watching "Grease"
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And singing along.
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>> that would explain why you
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Wanted to rama-lama-lama
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Ka-dinga da ding- dong."
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>> god help me, I can't resist a
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Good "Grease" sing-along.
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>> how do you keep finding new
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Ways to say things that men
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Never say?
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>> I can't believe you thought
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Justin and I were already
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Sleeping together.
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We've only been dating two
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Weeks.
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We're ladies.
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Right, les?
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How long did you and mike wait?
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>> let's see, I met him here in
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The bar, then I walked him to
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His car.
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How long was that?
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[ laughter ]
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>> okay.
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Definitely something wrong
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With the security feed, because
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Now it's just showing a random
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Crowd.
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[ cheers ]
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>> whatever they're watching,
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They sure seem to be enjoying
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It.
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They should tell some friends.
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**
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Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh *
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Oh, oh-oh-oh *
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Oh, oh *
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If you're ever feeling lonely if
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You're ever feeling down *
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You should know you're not the
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Only one when you're down *
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When the world is on your
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Shoulders *
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Love will set you free *
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[ cheers and applause ]
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[ cheers and applause ]
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>>> oh, danny.
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I feel like we've known each
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Other for years.
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>> yeah.
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I know.
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I can't believe it was just 20
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Minutes ago that we met on
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Tinder.
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>> hey kids, we're home!
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Oh, just got a text from you.
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>> you don't have to check
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Anymore.
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It said, "Don't come home."
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>> hi!
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I'm candace.
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This is justin.
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My boyfriend.
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My beau.
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My li'l bitch.
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[ laughter ]
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>> okay.
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Don't poke me.
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Don't poke me in public.
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Stop it!
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>> you guys are really cute.
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>> yeah you guy, so cute.
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Bye.
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>> when did you guys meet?
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>> oh, go.
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You're asking questions!
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Justin, can I talk to you over
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Here for a second, please?
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>> I've always dreamed of this
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Day.
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Me with my bae, you with yours.
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If this keeps up, four disney
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Tickets on a cruise, please.
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>> how do you not get that?
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In about five minutes this is
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Going to be my underwear.
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>> I get it, I get it.
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In about five minutes, it's
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Gonna be my underwear.
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>> roger that.
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We'll skedaddle.
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>> my ex-boyfriend trent was the
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Worst.
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He tried to get me into bed
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Before he even knew my last
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Name.
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I'm so lucky I met you.
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Not only does justin know my
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Last name, but this morning when
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We snuggled under my comforter.
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We call it "The secret blanket"
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He said if we ever got married
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He would take my last name.
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>> babe --
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Babe, do you not get the meaning
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Of a secret blanket?
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>> ugh, I keep ending up with
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Guys who are like your ex.
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>> oh, please.
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Danny knows your last name,
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Right, danny?
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[ laughter ]
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>> ah -- of course, I know
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Jenny's last name.
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>> my name's judy.
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[ laughter ]
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>> guys, I would like to
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Introduce you to jenny judy.
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**
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>>> hey, did you guys read the
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News?
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"Playboy" magazine aren't doing
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Nudes anymore.
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>> that's weird.
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Does the internet still exist?
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>> yeah.
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>> I think I'll be fine.
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[ laughter ]
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>> take it to church!
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>> what does that even mean,
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Shel?
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>> it's my new catchphrase.
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When I saw myself on the
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Security feed, it made me think,
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If I was a tv character, I'd
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Have a catchphrase.
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>> danny, are you seriously mad
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At me
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For talking to someone?
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I was just being nice to that
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Girl.
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>> yeah, but you took away my
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Chance to be very nice to that
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Girl.
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>> I'm not going to apologize
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For being kind to someone that
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You don't even care about.
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>> hmm.
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Take it to church!
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>> hey, man.
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>> huh.
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Why do you do that?
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>> why would I do that?
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Well, I did that because your
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Girl ruined my night last night,
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So now, anything that makes you
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Happy, like ice cream, I'm going
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To ruin that for you.
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>> ignore him.
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If anyone needs a smile check
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Out that old couple holding
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Hands.
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>> aww.
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That makes me happy.
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Oh, no.
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>> hey, get outta here!
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Go on!
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Yeah, yeah, scram!
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You oldies!
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Go on, git!
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>> that's it!
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Nobody messes with my customer.
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You wanna go, danny?
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You better look out for marvin
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And gaye, because we're about to
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Get it on.
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>> oh yeah? Well, I hope you
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Like urban percussion troupes
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Who make music with garbage cans
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Because I'm about to stomp ya!
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>> really?
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Take five ingredients and five
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Professional chefs jump them,
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Because you're about to get --
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Ah -- chopped!
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>> are they really gonna fight?
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>> I think this is the fight.
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>> don't worry.
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Once they can't think of any
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More jokes it just fades out on
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Its own.
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>> you know what?
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You're --
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>> I hope you like --
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>> no, you watch out.
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>> wait.
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I have one.
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>> well, do you have one.
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>> I'm, sorry, man.
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>> could you just talk to her,
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So it doesn't happen again?
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>> no problem, buddy.
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Great fight.
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>> whoa!
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Five-second rule.
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**
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>> so, I fixed the screen so
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It's not the security feed
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Anymore.
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I'm watching old reruns of
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"Scrubs" and that blonde doctor
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Is out boozing
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[ cheers and applause ]
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>> that's actually still the
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Security feed.
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She's actually just sitting
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Right there.
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>> can I just have a drink in
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Peace without getting
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Recognized?
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Thank you.
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Recognized, why are you still
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Wearing the same costume for --
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That show ended five years ago?
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>> because I'm proud of it.
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Okay?
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Trust me, if by some miracle,
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You keep this silly show on for
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Nine years, you'll still be
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Walking around wearing that dumb
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Leather jacket.
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[ laughter ]
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>> bye --
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[ cheers and applause ]
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Bye pretty lady from "Scrubs."
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>> what I'm trying to say is
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That my house is danny's house,
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Too.
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When he has a girl like judy
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Over, maybe you don't have to
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Butt in or talk to her so much.
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Is that cool?
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Are we dope?
291
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>> yeah, totally.
292
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You just want me to keep my big
293
00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:51,518
Trap shut so danny can have sex
294
00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:51,752
Easier.
295
00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:52,920
>> right.
296
00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,922
No.
297
00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:55,823
>> huh-uh.
298
00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:56,690
>> wait.
299
00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:59,827
What's happening?
300
00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:01,929
>> oh, you're getting your ass
301
00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:05,232
Handed to you by -- by 90-pound
302
00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:07,367
Care bear.
303
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:07,968
>> did you tell justin to talk
304
00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:09,837
To me?
305
00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:12,706
>> hey, ah, I don't know what
306
00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:13,707
You're talking about.
307
00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:14,341
But I think you should listen to
308
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,376
Your boyfriend.
309
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:17,410
>> when are you going to grow
310
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:19,913
Up, danny?
311
00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:21,381
You're a 35-year-old man.
312
00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:25,452
>> hey, I'm 34 1/2, candace, I'm
313
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:26,787
34 1/2!
314
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,956
Let me hear you say it!
315
00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:29,422
>> I'll never say it!
316
00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:29,857
You know what else?
317
00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:32,059
You're middle-aged.
318
00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:35,062
>> ah -- okay -- ah, all right.
319
00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:36,429
You know what, then?
320
00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,732
You weren't the real star of
321
00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:39,166
"Good luck charlie."
322
00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:43,837
The parents were!
323
00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:45,072
>> are you going to let him talk
324
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,473
To me --
325
00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:47,440
>> everybody calm down.
326
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,976
Everybody relax.
327
00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:54,014
Stop, stop, sto stop, stop!
328
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:56,750
>> please, please, calm down,
329
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:57,017
Okay.
330
00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,987
This isn't easy for me!
331
00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,388
Candace is my girl friend and
332
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,091
Danny is -- I mean, danny is my
333
00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:04,357
Boyfriend.
334
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:05,092
No, no, no.
335
00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:05,859
My point is.
336
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:06,927
The past is the past.
337
00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,461
Nobody cares anymore what
338
00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:09,897
Happened between me and candace
339
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,364
And me and danny and judy.
340
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:12,432
>> who's judy?
341
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:13,033
>> my god.
342
00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:14,467
The girl you were with last
343
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,035
Night.
344
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,770
>> oh, right.
345
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:17,337
Jenny judy.
346
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,472
>> that's no one's name.
347
00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:20,774
Ever.
348
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:21,308
Never has been.
349
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:22,009
>> we're done.
350
00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:24,311
It was fun pip we're having fun.
351
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:25,512
Everybody's happy again.
352
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:26,780
We're friends, right?
353
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:27,414
Everybody's a team.
354
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,849
We're a team again.
355
00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:29,049
Right?
356
00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:30,550
Hands in, please.
357
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:32,119
Hands in -- please!
358
00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:32,953
>> justin told me he's on my
359
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:40,060
Side.
360
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,129
>> I don't think you understand
361
00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,396
What a secret blanket is.
362
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,032
>> did he ever say he was on
363
00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:45,498
Your side?
364
00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:46,133
>> no.
365
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:46,934
Actually, no.
366
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:47,500
You know what?
367
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:48,936
I forgot to bring that up,
368
00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:50,103
Because, okay, see, the
369
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,339
Difference between me and you,
370
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:53,540
Candice, he's my boy and doesn't
371
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:54,174
Have to use words to communicate
372
00:12:54,174 --> 00:13:00,881
With me, okay?
373
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,449
I tap into the mainfreedom, see
374
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:05,018
What he sees in his eyes and
375
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,820
That's how he speaks to me.
376
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,121
You know what he's saying right
377
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:08,521
No?
378
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:10,090
Right now he's saying, oh,
379
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,959
Candace is very wrong, and,
380
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,927
Uh-oh -- getting a printout.
381
00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:16,864
I'm only 34 1/2.
382
00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:18,498
That's what he said.
383
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,067
>> guys, I will not be a weapon
384
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:23,070
That you can use against each
385
00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:24,071
Other.
386
00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:26,974
I won't be in the middle of
387
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:31,011
This.
388
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,380
>> hey, justin, come to me and
389
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:33,847
Show me your loyalty.
390
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,482
>> you don't have to do that.
391
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:35,782
Come to me.
392
00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:37,184
>> come over here, boy.
393
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:38,852
Come on, come over here.
394
00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:39,419
Go outside.
395
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:40,620
Want to go for a walk?
396
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:41,188
Come on!
397
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,122
>> come on.
398
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,023
Come on.
399
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:43,857
Come!
400
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:47,494
>> hey, hey, hey!
401
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,997
>> don't make me say the four
402
00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,865
Words you didn't want me to say.
403
00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:54,067
>> danny!
404
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:58,438
>> shut up, demons --
405
00:13:58,438 --> 00:13:59,006
>> no.
406
00:13:59,006 --> 00:13:59,472
Stop it.
407
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:02,009
I want it so bad, but not like
408
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:02,209
This.
409
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,211
I would die for either one of
410
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:05,178
You and you don't see that
411
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:08,015
You're killing me right now!
412
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:09,950
You're mean!
413
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,051
Are you laughing?
414
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:11,885
Don't laugh at me.
415
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:12,920
>> I'm not laughing.
416
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,988
>> you want me to choose?
417
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:17,024
You want me to choose?
418
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:17,224
Fine.
419
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:17,891
I choose me.
420
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:22,662
You know who I choose?
421
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,965
Justin.
422
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:29,436
He gets me!
423
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:30,938
Nice work, guys.
424
00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,605
That's not how you treat someone
425
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:32,973
You care about.
426
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:33,606
>> whatever.
427
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,474
>> yep.
428
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:35,508
I've only got one thing to say.
429
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:36,143
>> I know what it subpoena take
430
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:38,445
It to church.
431
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,147
>> I wasn't going to say that.
432
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,915
Everyone in the bar's going to
433
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,150
Say it together.
434
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:44,051
Three --
435
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,452
Two --
436
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:46,686
One --
437
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:48,255
>> all: take to church!
438
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,057
>> ah, this bar seems a lot less
439
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:52,292
Crowded than that.
440
00:14:56,029 --> 00:15:02,169
**
441
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:03,236
>>> justin, come out.
442
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,037
Seriously.
443
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,339
Can you come out of there?
444
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:07,207
>> I don't want to.
445
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:09,442
[ laughter ]
446
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:10,277
>> all right.
447
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:13,046
Danny, look -- I --
448
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,047
I will admit most of this was my
449
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,116
Fault.
450
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:16,749
I shouldn't have screwed up your
451
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,119
Night with that girl.
452
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,021
>> listen, I -- I get it.
453
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,022
You know?
454
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,957
I realize what you're trying to
455
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:24,124
Do.
456
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:24,724
You're just trying to protect
457
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,159
That girl.
458
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:31,231
>> no, no, danny.
459
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:32,232
I don't care about her.
460
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,001
I care about you.
461
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:34,601
Since I met justin, everything
462
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:35,068
In my life is better.
463
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:35,668
I guess I wish you'd try being
464
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:39,406
With someone you actually care
465
00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:40,373
About, because I feel it would
466
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:45,078
Make you so happy.
467
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:45,745
>> that's, a --
468
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:50,417
[ laughter ]
469
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:53,420
That's really sweet.
470
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:56,289
You know, I know it's weird,
471
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,058
Because, you know, you kind of
472
00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,226
Always looked up to me being
473
00:15:59,226 --> 00:15:59,993
Your hero.
474
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,128
>> you're not my hero.
475
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,062
>> let me finish, though.
476
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:05,232
[ laughter ]
477
00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:07,134
>> look, I know that it's hard
478
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:08,668
For me to date and find someone
479
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,003
And, look, I have a lot of
480
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:11,371
Growing up to do in that
481
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,106
Category, but the truth is, I'm
482
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:13,506
Still very young.
483
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:14,441
I mean, I'm 34 1/2, and --
484
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:17,044
[ laughter ]
485
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:18,778
I just -- I feel like --
486
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:21,081
I feel like I can, I feel like I
487
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,050
Can -- I feel like I can do it.
488
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,352
I just feel like you have to now
489
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,420
See me kind of how I -- how I
490
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:33,760
Really am and that kind of
491
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:34,127
Embarrasses me.
492
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:34,761
>> danny, I like who you really
493
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,296
Are.
494
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:44,271
Are you okay?
495
00:16:44,271 --> 00:17:00,320
[ laughter ]
496
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:04,824
>> no!
497
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,459
Yeah -- I'm okay.
498
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,728
Oh, you're -- oh.
499
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,563
Give me a hug.
500
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:13,333
>> yeah.
501
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:21,141
>> hey --
502
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:30,083
[ cheers and applause ]
503
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,318
>> justin, you can come out now.
504
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:32,819
We made up!
505
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:33,853
>> no.
506
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:38,358
I'm still mad.
507
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,227
>> I have a great idea.
508
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,194
He can't resist a great
509
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:45,765
Sing-along.
510
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:46,833
* summer loving
511
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:47,867
Had me a blast *
512
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:51,838
[ laughter ]
513
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:53,373
* summer loving
514
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:56,509
Happened so fast *
515
00:17:56,509 --> 00:18:05,285
[ laughter ]
516
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:12,125
* I met a boy, crazy for me
517
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,160
* I met a girl
518
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:19,299
Cute as can be *
519
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:20,433
[ laughter ]
520
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,033
>> sweetie, just come all the
521
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:24,404
Way out.
522
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:26,173
>> only if danny sings, too!
523
00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:32,412
[ cheers and applause ]
524
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,514
* tell me more, tell me more
525
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:39,319
Did you get very far? *
526
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:46,626
>> you have to like it!
527
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:50,397
* tell me more, tell me more
528
00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:54,234
Like did he have a car *
529
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:54,934
[ cheers and applause ]
530
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,169
* shoo bap bap
531
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:56,636
Shoo bap bap, shoo bap
532
00:18:56,636 --> 00:19:02,242
Bap, yeah! *
533
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:05,678
>> enough of the shoo be-baps.
534
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:06,946
He's not coming out.
535
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:14,454
>> justin -- he's not in here.
536
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:19,692
* but -- oh
537
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:26,366
Those summer nights *
538
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,867
Tell me more, tell me more **
539
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:37,277
[ cheers and applause ]
540
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,978
* you probably should be getting
541
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,714
On with your new life, so far
542
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:46,353
Away from, so far away from *
543
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:49,489
When everything we used to say
544
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:53,993
Was wrong is now all right *
545
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:56,496
Where has the time gone *
546
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:59,232
Where has the time gone *
547
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,401
If you're ever feeling lonely,
548
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:04,271
If you're ever feeling down *
549
00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:07,006
You should know you're not the
550
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:10,743
Only one who's feeling that way
551
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:11,244
Now *
552
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:16,983
* when the world sn 0 is on your
553
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:17,617
Shoulders and you only need me,
554
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:21,354
Need me *
555
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,556
You know love will set you
556
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:30,463
Free **
557
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:37,270
**
558
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:39,539
* I took a long and lonely walk
559
00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:42,675
Up to an empty house
560
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:45,278
That's where I come from *
561
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:48,381
* where have you come from
562
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:50,783
The more I live the more I know
563
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:56,423
I've got to live without *
564
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:57,690
This ain't no sad song, life has
565
00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,793
To go on *
566
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:04,364
If you're ever feeling lonely
567
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,065
If you're ever feeling down *
568
00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:09,068
You should know you're not the
569
00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:11,371
Only one, because I feel it with
570
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:12,004
You now *
571
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,973
When the world is on your
572
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:14,774
Shoulders
573
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:15,308
And you've fallen to your
574
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:16,676
Knees **
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