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>>> do you think it makes me
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Look old?
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>> no, sweetie.
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It makes you look like you have
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Been alive a long time.
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>> give me my phone back.
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>> not giving it to you.
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>> give it back to me.
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>> no!
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>> danny deleted scandal before
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I had a chance to watch it.
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Teach him a lesson about taking
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Other people's stuff I stole his
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Phone.
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I think I might write a girl
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Named hot julie.
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Can't make it tonight and you
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Should get tested.
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>> two can play that game.
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>> okay.
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All right.
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And texting your mom.
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Finally realized I'm gay.
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Making love to brett as we
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Speak.
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Oh, look, she responded, "We
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Always knew, say hi to brett."
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I'm going to tweet your
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Followers.
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"Help, I'm lonely.
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Please call me at 313-525-2014."
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>> what?
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Everyone is going to be able to
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Call me at 313-525-2014.
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>> also, I just accepted your
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Aunt patty's request to play
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"Candy crush."
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>> no!
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She's divorced and lonely.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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It's me.
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What do you mean how I've been?
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Good.
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I don't know you.
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I got to go.
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I'm at work, okay?
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Too friendly for my liking.
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I'm sorry that I deleted scandal
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By mistake.
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The dvr is full and I've been
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Catching up on all old shows I
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Like to watch.
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I have been watching "Game of
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Thrones".
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That show should be called
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"Who's that guy, again?"
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>> I love "Game of thrones."
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The books are so much different
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From the tv show.
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>> yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it.
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You're british.
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You know how to read.
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Don't ruin the show for me.
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I hate spoilers.
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>> I love spoilers.
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I want to be exactly what is
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Going to happen.
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>> but then you miss out on all
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The big twisty, surprise
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Endings.
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>> I already had enough of those
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In my life.
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I can still hear my mom now.
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"Surprise: I lost my job.
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Surprise: we're homeless.
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Surprise: for your birthday I
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Got you a guinea pig.
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Surprise: it's not really a
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Guinea pig, and you might have
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Rabies."
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>> she got you a birthday rat?
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I'm flaut not interested unless
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I know there is going to be a
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Happy ending.
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>> that reminds me, I have a
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Massage in 20 minutes.
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>> I wish I knew if scandal had
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A happy ending this week.
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I mean, my best friend scott
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Foley is on it.
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>> dude, you met him one time.
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He's not your friend.
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>> it's not my friend.
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>> I sound more like that.
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If we aren't friends, then why'd
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He tweet me back this morning?
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All I tweeted him was, "Hey
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Scott, found your address
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Online.
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>> maybe he responded out of
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Fear of getting murdered.
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>> you're funny.
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So you hate spoilers, huh?
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What tv shows are you watching
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These days?
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"Empire?"
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>> I like watching that show.
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One of my favorite shows.
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You know I like any show where
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One of the main charactericize
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Cookie.
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So it's pretty much just
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"Empire" and "Sesame street."
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I was thinking of catching up on
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Wednesday's episode tonight.
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>> don't bother.
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Luscious is out of prison,
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Cookie and hakeem form their new
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Label, then luscious tries to
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Double cross everybody by
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Getting together with kitty
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Booboo or booboo kitty depending
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On how you want to talk about
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That person.
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Luscious steals hakeem's latina
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Girl group, and buys all the
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Radio stations in the country,
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And tells cookie he won't play
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Any of her music, but cookie
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Reminds him that nobody can keep
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Cookie down.
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>> I'm going to kill him.
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I'm going to kill him.
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That's why you got to watch
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Stuff right when it comes out.
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Live.
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**
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* am I wrong to say that I
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Choose another way *
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* I've been trying to do what
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Everybody else do *
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* just because everybody's doing
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What they all do *
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* one thing I know I'm walking
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Back this road that I go on *
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* am I wrong for thinking that
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We could be something for real *
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* now am I wrong for trying to
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Reach the things that I can't
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See *
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* for having a vision
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* my prediction I'm going to be
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On top of the world *
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* don't look back
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* always do what you decide
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* that's just how I feel
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* that's just how I feel
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* am I wrong for thinking we
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Could be something for real *
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>>> baseball playoffs update.
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In the fourth inning the mets
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Are beating the dodgers 1-0.
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>> why would you tell me about
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Sports.
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I don't care about sports.
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That would be like if I talk to
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You about fashion.
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Shorts horrible, shirt terrible.
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>> don't you listen to him.
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>> we think you're sexy.
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>> don't you listen to her.
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>> did you just call justin
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Sexy?
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>> heck yeah, I did.
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>> hold on one second.
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This is what happened.
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Candace hit her head and now she
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Doesn't know what the word sexy
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Means.
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I will administer a concussion
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Test.
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Follow my finger.
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Follow my finger.
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Not sexy.
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Follow it.
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Follow it, follow it.
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Sexy.
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>> we just wanted you guys to
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Know that candace and I were
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Going to try dating.
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I never knew it was right in
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Front of me all this time.
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>> it is easy for me to remember
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Your anniversary is october 9.
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Today is the first day I saw
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Justin bieber's penis on the
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Internet.
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>> well, as romantic as that is
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We are going to wait until
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Tomorrow to start dating.
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>> in that case I will look at
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It tomorrow, as well.
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>> we are waiting until tonight
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At midnight so our anniversary
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Will be october 10.
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>> when it comes to harmony.
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* we always sound better
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Together *
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[ cheers and applause ]
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>> was that rehearsed?
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* hell, no, brett
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>> you don't seem too happy for
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Me.
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>> this thing happens whenever I
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Hear people sing like that I get
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This headache from a medical
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Condition called ears.
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>> doesn't bother me.
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Not like I sit at home
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Fantasizing about how you would
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React.
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>> yes you did.
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Let's hear it.
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>> you would be walking away.
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See your knees buckle a little
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Bit.
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I pinch you and say yes.
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You smile, big, but not with
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Your mouth, with your eyes.
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The way you do when you see a
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New puppy or an asian girl with
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Blond hair.
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>> I do like both those things.
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>> and then you would say
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Congrats and I would say I'm a
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Lucky guy.
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And you would say no.
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Justin, look at me.
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She's a lucky girl.
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She's a lucky, lucky girl.
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Then we would hug and go out and
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Celebrate.
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>> can I go with you?
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>> if you want to.
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>>> attention, bar!
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Leslie has asked me to give her
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A big introduction.
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Ladies and gentleman!
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Boys and girls, children of all
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Ages.
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You know her as the happy hour
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Hurricane, the booty and the
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Beast.
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Weighing in at 100 and whatever
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Will not get me bitch-slapped --
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Leslie "New haircut" burton!
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>> boom!
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>> oh my god, you look awesome!
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>> thanks, I feel great about
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It.
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I would've been here sooner but
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I was in my car, crying.
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Brett, do I get the gay man's
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Seal of approval?
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>> on behalf of gays I upgrade
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Your haircut from shaggy dog to
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Fierce.
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>> okay, bursk, let's hear it.
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>> sorry, I'm texting my
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Girlfriend.
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Whatever, I think I look great.
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I think this might be my thing
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For a while.
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>> that's the same way I feel
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About having sex with very tall
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Women.
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Yeah, you heard me.
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>> wait, that girl is dating
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You?
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And she knows it?
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>> yeah.
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She just thinks I'm cool and
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Classy and smart.
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>> but you're none of those
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Things.
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>> I know!
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It's awesome.
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**
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>> I have a huge surprise for
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You.
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>> I've seen you in bike shorts.
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That's a medium sized surprise.
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>> isn't this great?
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Justin and I are getting
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Together.
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Burske has a girlfriend.
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Leslie is serious with mike.
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Shelly is already on that giant
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Woman's lap.
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>> brett found a guy.
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>> quite titillating.
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He is recently divorced and not
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Sure he is gay yet.
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>> have you had sex?
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>> yeah.
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>> he's pretty sure.
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>> like everybody found special
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Someone.
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>> not everyone.
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>> so alone, like matt damon in
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"The martian."
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Stuck on a planet.
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>> never dated my best friend
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Before.
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This is so weird.
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I guess it's not that weird
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Because I haven't dated my worst
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Enemy.
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So, raccoon who stole my hat
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Yesterday, you're not getting
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Any of this.
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>> you guys know dating a friend
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Makes it immediately more
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Serious.
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>> yeah, but justin has just as
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Much to risk as I do.
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>> mm.
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>> what was that?
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What was that noise?
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>> I didn't make a noise.
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>> yes you did!
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You made a noise right after she
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Said I have as much to risk as
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She does.
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>> mm.
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>> danny, what are you doing?
338
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>> we're just talking.
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Danny, I told you, I need
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Spoilers.
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If you know how this is gonna
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Go, you have to tell me.
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00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,903
>> look, it's not a huge deal.
344
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We have all known him and been
345
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Friends with him longer so if
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00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:38,178
You guys do break up he would
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Probably get to keep the
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Friends.
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00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:46,586
>> who can say what the future
350
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Holds?
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Maybe later today, danny will
352
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Get hit by a bus.
353
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>> I'm not worried.
354
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You guys were friends with nicki
355
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Before she and justin dated and
356
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:57,464
You're all still tight with her,
357
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Right?
358
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>> mm.
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>> stop making that noise!
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Look at me.
361
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:06,206
Ten seconds 'til we're dating.
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00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:06,706
Look, every day we spend
363
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Together will be better than the
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Last.
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Four --
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Three --
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00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:13,947
Two --
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00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:14,714
>> justin -- we should talk.
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>> flowers and champagne for the
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New couple?
371
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>> tv's scott foley!
372
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>> I know, it's exciting.
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Once I heard my best pal,
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Justin, starting a new
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Relationship I knew I had to
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Come.
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>> there might be a little speed
378
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Bump --
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>> buddy, on the bright side --
380
00:15:55,655 --> 00:16:00,627
I'm still on "Scandal."
381
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:16,643
>>> when I was a kid and the
382
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:17,677
Doctor told me I had to get my
383
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:18,278
Appendix out.
384
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,380
I felt like I was losing part of
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Myself and I couldn't stop
386
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:21,681
Crying.
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00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:22,249
She told me to write a note.
388
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You know what that note to my
389
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:24,017
Appendix said, candace?
390
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:24,651
"I can't believe you don't want
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To be with me."
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>> justin, I'm not your
393
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Appendix.
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00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:37,230
I would never say that to you.
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00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:37,864
Look, I just didn't realize how
396
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:38,431
Much is at stake until danny
397
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:43,170
Said all that stuff.
398
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:46,039
>> you're welcome.
399
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:46,639
>> I just need to go on one of
400
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:50,443
My thinking walks.
401
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:53,346
>> sweetie, this is detroit.
402
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:57,450
You know my rule about your
403
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,719
Nighttime thinking walks, take
404
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:04,424
Your thinking bat.
405
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:04,991
>> justin, I'll be back in a
406
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Few.
407
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:20,640
>> take all the time you need.
408
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,409
>> what a bummer.
409
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:23,410
Sucks man.
410
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,212
It certainly seems like one of
411
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,147
Those things that kind of
412
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,748
Happens and is definitely no
413
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:29,716
One's fault.
414
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:33,286
>> you better hope this works
415
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:34,287
Out or I'm going to kill you.
416
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:34,921
>> yeah, why'd you mess with his
417
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:36,756
Relationship, man?
418
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,091
>> he's just depressed because
419
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:39,492
He's the only one of us who
420
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:40,727
Isn't with anyone.
421
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,363
>> she's right.
422
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:43,930
It is kind of hard for me to
423
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,233
Find someone -- wait.
424
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:50,403
Hey, pretty girl in the corner,
425
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,771
You want to hang out sometime?
426
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:52,004
>> sure.
427
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:52,572
>> oh look, I turned my life
428
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,407
Around.
429
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,007
All I did was tell candace the
430
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:59,679
Truth.
431
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:00,213
I'm always just telling my
432
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:00,613
Friends the truth.
433
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,449
>> how would you like it if I
434
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:03,383
Told you the truth all the time?
435
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:09,289
>> I'd love it.
436
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:09,922
I would love for you to tell me
437
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:10,790
The truth the whole time but be
438
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:14,327
Careful because you know the
439
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:19,332
Saying if you are throwing truth
440
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:23,436
And throwing around truth stones
441
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:26,139
You never know what can happen
442
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:28,808
If you break the truth house.
443
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,243
>> you do not want tohave a
444
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:38,185
Truth battle with me, my friend.
445
00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:38,751
>> really?
446
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:39,219
Truth battle accepted.
447
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:39,819
Truth -- I pee in our shower.
448
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:43,290
>> truth -- so do I.
449
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,824
>> truth -- every time I've
450
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:45,392
Texted you back "Lol," I've
451
00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:53,500
Never been laughing out loud.
452
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,836
Never ever.
453
00:18:56,836 --> 00:19:00,340
Truth, if you shaved you would
454
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,908
Look like a 40-year-old hawk.
455
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:02,575
>> caw caw.
456
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:05,478
Truth, your body looks like a
457
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,846
Big bag of mayonnaise.
458
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:11,384
I don't have time for this!
459
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,286
>> I have to go talk to candace
460
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,455
And get her back here.
461
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:16,489
Truth, you think you are the
462
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,123
Star around here bridgit mendler
463
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:26,766
Is more famous than you.
464
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:27,367
>> truth -- that actually hurt
465
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,802
My feelings a little bit.
466
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:39,212
**
467
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,213
>> I need one reason why that
468
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:43,616
Girl is with him.
469
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,985
>> I'll name four --
470
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:49,822
Green card, organ theft, hired
471
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:50,423
Escort, or most likely, burski
472
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:55,862
Created her using a 3 d printer.
473
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:56,463
>> maybe she is trying to get
474
00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:59,366
Back at her dad.
475
00:19:59,366 --> 00:19:59,999
But then she should do what most
476
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:00,833
Pretty white girls do --
477
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:01,468
Get a tattoo or have a biracial
478
00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:03,870
Baby.
479
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:04,203
>> I got this.
480
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:12,512
Hey karli, or whatever.
481
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:13,446
I got a question.
482
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:17,284
Do you know there are other men?
483
00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:19,519
>> what?
484
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:29,796
>> I'm out of ideas.
485
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:30,397
>> maybe we should get going.
486
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:31,030
>> I don't understand how a girl
487
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:31,598
Like that ends up with him.
488
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:32,231
>> here is my shoulder, one step
489
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:56,823
At a time, please.
490
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:59,426
>> she thinks he's blind.
491
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:04,397
**
492
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:20,447
**
493
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,449
>> I'll see you later.
494
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:29,622
I'm just kidding.
495
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:30,156
Before you judge me let me
496
00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:31,658
Explain how this happened.
497
00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:37,897
>> too late, guilty.
498
00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:38,498
>> I didn't do it on purpose.
499
00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:38,965
I got my eyes dilated.
500
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:39,599
I didn't know she thought I was
501
00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:40,199
Blind until later that night.
502
00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:43,336
I just thought she liked leading
503
00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:43,803
Me around the park and
504
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,405
Describing what trees look like.
505
00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:48,575
>> why didn't you tell her?
506
00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:49,208
>> I panicked and by then it was
507
00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:51,344
Too late to say anything.
508
00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:53,112
>> she asked you why you wear
509
00:21:53,112 --> 00:22:08,728
Glasses?
510
00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:09,996
>> I said I wear them
511
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:12,031
Ironically.
512
00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:13,099
I figured it shows I have a good
513
00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:14,367
Sense of humor about my
514
00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:15,368
Blindness.
515
00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:17,069
I need to tell her the truth.
516
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:17,704
>> you could just tell her that
517
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:18,304
You are a lying disgusting pig
518
00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:18,938
That took advantage of a woman's
519
00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:21,708
Mistakes.
520
00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:22,942
>> that's not it.
521
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:23,543
>> you could tell her you have
522
00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:24,611
An evil twin.
523
00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:27,480
>> I actually do have a twin.
524
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,381
He has a crystal meth addiction,
525
00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:28,615
Though.
526
00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:29,749
I don't see him often.
527
00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:30,717
>> because of the drugs.
528
00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:31,784
>> no.
529
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:35,588
He travels a lot.
530
00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:36,389
He's an airline pilot
531
00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:44,063
**
532
00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:44,664
>>look, I went out to get you
533
00:22:44,664 --> 00:22:45,264
Because I figured out a way to
534
00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:45,898
Fix this. You know how you need
535
00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:46,499
Spoilers and you need to know
536
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:51,137
There's a happy ending?
537
00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:53,740
What if I promise you that even
538
00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:56,008
If this didn't work out you
539
00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:57,043
Wouldn't lose all your friends?
540
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:57,243
>>how?
541
00:22:57,243 --> 00:22:57,977
>>simple.
542
00:22:57,977 --> 00:23:02,148
We have a friend draft.
543
00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:03,783
We take turns picking friends
544
00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:05,685
Until everyone's divvied up.
545
00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:07,587
If we break up, those are the
546
00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:10,723
Friends you keep.
547
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,492
>>what I like about this idea is
548
00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:13,125
That it definitely won't end in
549
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:16,629
Hurt feelings.
550
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:20,199
>> shelly's right. No matter
551
00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:21,701
What happens one team will lose
552
00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:22,334
Unless someone here knows a way
553
00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:24,737
To make two dannys.
554
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:28,775
>>no one wants two dannys.
555
00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:30,443
Not enough dannys.
556
00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:31,444
You'd need a work danny, a home
557
00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:34,581
Danny, party danny, malibu beach
558
00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:35,448
Danny, you need a granny danny
559
00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:38,685
To help with the kids.
560
00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:40,119
You need a nanny danny and a dan
561
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:45,024
Danny glover -- he's too old for
562
00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:47,660
Crap, and maybe an international
563
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:49,729
Super villain danny,guttentag,
564
00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:51,598
The bomb I've planted in your
565
00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:52,198
Brain will go off if you don't
566
00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:55,602
Blow up mount rushmore.
567
00:23:55,602 --> 00:24:00,473
Wundabar.
568
00:24:00,473 --> 00:24:05,612
But don't worry.
569
00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:09,849
Don't you fret because we have
570
00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:13,520
Cia danny here to save the day.
571
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:14,487
>> give us the gun, german
572
00:24:14,487 --> 00:24:14,687
Danny!
573
00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:16,155
I'm the real danny!
574
00:24:16,155 --> 00:24:24,196
I'm the real danny!
575
00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:31,738
[ cheers and applause ]
576
00:24:31,738 --> 00:24:34,541
>> what was that?
577
00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:38,511
>> I took out the clip and I
578
00:24:38,511 --> 00:24:39,111
Stood across the floor and it
579
00:24:39,111 --> 00:24:49,522
Went into the pool.
580
00:24:49,522 --> 00:24:52,191
>> no idea why you are single.
581
00:24:52,191 --> 00:24:54,694
>> let's get to mature stuff.
582
00:24:54,694 --> 00:24:55,628
Welcome to the 2015 friend
583
00:24:55,628 --> 00:25:00,533
Draft.
584
00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:02,702
>> I hate to drop another truth
585
00:25:02,702 --> 00:25:03,936
Bomb on you.
586
00:25:03,936 --> 00:25:05,672
You're not doing anything here.
587
00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:06,873
Nobody wants to do your dumb
588
00:25:06,873 --> 00:25:07,674
Friend draft.
589
00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:09,709
>> I'll take leslie.
590
00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:10,543
>> I'll take shelly.
591
00:25:10,543 --> 00:25:14,814
>> whoa, whoa, whoa.
592
00:25:14,814 --> 00:25:15,447
You guys probably figured I was
593
00:25:15,447 --> 00:25:16,048
Not going to be a part of the
594
00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:20,553
Friend draft.
595
00:25:20,553 --> 00:25:24,223
Go ahead and pick me.
596
00:25:24,223 --> 00:25:25,892
>> I will take my best friend
597
00:25:25,892 --> 00:25:41,874
Tv's scott foley.
598
00:25:41,874 --> 00:26:00,727
>> I'm great in an ensemble.
599
00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:03,630
You didn't do anything.
600
00:26:03,630 --> 00:26:05,732
The only thing you accomplished
601
00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:08,000
Is now you know shelly knows you
602
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,802
Like brett better than him.
603
00:26:09,802 --> 00:26:11,203
>> I'm going to answer that by
604
00:26:11,203 --> 00:26:11,838
Saying something my grandma said
605
00:26:11,838 --> 00:26:12,338
To my grand father every
606
00:26:12,338 --> 00:26:15,207
Morning.
607
00:26:15,207 --> 00:26:17,343
I hope you die today.
608
00:26:17,343 --> 00:26:22,314
Can you believe this crap?
609
00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:23,616
>> I was the first overall pick,
610
00:26:23,616 --> 00:26:26,919
So you can suck it.
611
00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:27,486
>> big words from the justin
612
00:26:27,486 --> 00:26:33,860
Bieber haircut over here.
613
00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:34,493
>> I was there when felicity cut
614
00:26:34,493 --> 00:26:35,394
Her hair, so I know about
615
00:26:35,394 --> 00:26:40,933
Mistakes.
616
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:43,235
>> you watch your mouth, scott
617
00:26:43,235 --> 00:26:43,903
Foley!
618
00:26:43,903 --> 00:26:45,972
>> hey!
619
00:26:45,972 --> 00:26:54,647
Tv's scott foley!
620
00:26:54,647 --> 00:27:11,030
>> stop it!
621
00:27:11,030 --> 00:27:12,331
>> feel like we exposed a lot of
622
00:27:12,331 --> 00:27:13,232
Secrets right there.
623
00:27:13,232 --> 00:27:15,702
We're not even dating yet, and
624
00:27:15,702 --> 00:27:21,674
Look what this is doing to us.
625
00:27:21,674 --> 00:27:22,208
My life hasn't been easy.
626
00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:22,742
I grew up on the streets.
627
00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:28,247
I was completely alone.
628
00:27:28,247 --> 00:27:31,751
I haven't had any friends.
629
00:27:31,751 --> 00:27:37,356
>> didn't you have like a street
630
00:27:37,356 --> 00:27:39,391
Friend?
631
00:27:39,391 --> 00:27:42,028
>> you think being homeless is
632
00:27:42,028 --> 00:27:42,929
Funny?
633
00:27:42,929 --> 00:27:43,996
>> no.
634
00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:44,997
I love --
635
00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:47,867
>> I don't think it's funny,
636
00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:50,369
Either, just going on record.
637
00:27:50,369 --> 00:27:51,738
>> you don't call them street
638
00:27:51,738 --> 00:27:52,071
Friends.
639
00:27:52,071 --> 00:27:54,874
So I finally built this life for
640
00:27:54,874 --> 00:27:56,275
Myself with all of you amazing
641
00:27:56,275 --> 00:27:56,909
People and I don't want to risk
642
00:27:56,909 --> 00:28:01,748
Losing that.
643
00:28:01,748 --> 00:28:03,382
I don't want to risk losing you
644
00:28:03,382 --> 00:28:05,718
As a friend.
645
00:28:05,718 --> 00:28:06,085
I'm sorry.
646
00:28:06,085 --> 00:28:08,120
I don't think I can be with you
647
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:09,789
Right now.
648
00:28:09,789 --> 00:28:11,858
I'm not saying never.
649
00:28:11,858 --> 00:28:16,095
I'm just saying not right now.
650
00:28:16,095 --> 00:28:16,428
Sorry.
651
00:28:16,428 --> 00:28:18,430
>> that's okay.
652
00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:20,800
When you're ready I will be here
653
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,101
Waiting for you whether it is a
654
00:28:22,101 --> 00:28:27,106
Day from now or even two days
655
00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:28,407
From now.
656
00:28:28,407 --> 00:28:43,956
**
657
00:28:43,956 --> 00:28:45,892
>>> been a rough day.
658
00:28:45,892 --> 00:28:47,493
>> brett left because he is so
659
00:28:47,493 --> 00:28:47,659
Sad.
660
00:28:47,659 --> 00:28:49,996
>> he should be back any minute
661
00:28:49,996 --> 00:28:50,496
Right now.
662
00:28:50,496 --> 00:28:53,399
>> he was so upset with me.
663
00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:54,867
That may be my handy work.
664
00:28:54,867 --> 00:28:59,338
>> you have been a real jerk.
665
00:28:59,338 --> 00:29:03,509
He should be here soon.
666
00:29:03,509 --> 00:29:05,177
Not like there are many people
667
00:29:05,177 --> 00:29:06,979
Waiting for him.
668
00:29:06,979 --> 00:29:08,047
>> whatever.
669
00:29:08,047 --> 00:29:10,817
As awkward as that relationship
670
00:29:10,817 --> 00:29:16,222
Is it's not as awkward as that
671
00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:20,159
One right there.
672
00:29:20,159 --> 00:29:22,094
>> blue is my favorite color.
673
00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:23,963
I wish you could see blue.
674
00:29:23,963 --> 00:29:25,197
>> there is something I want to
675
00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:27,433
Be honest with you about.
676
00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:30,169
>> I love honesty.
677
00:29:30,169 --> 00:29:31,938
Honesty from the start or I'm
678
00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:33,172
Out of there.
679
00:29:33,172 --> 00:29:35,074
>> I do know.
680
00:29:35,074 --> 00:29:35,975
Honesty from the start.
681
00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:38,477
That is what I want you to
682
00:29:38,477 --> 00:29:41,080
Consider this moment from now on
683
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,182
To be as the start.
684
00:29:43,182 --> 00:29:43,515
Agreed?
685
00:29:43,515 --> 00:29:47,987
>> I think when we met was the
686
00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:49,155
Start.
687
00:29:49,155 --> 00:29:49,488
No.
688
00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:55,995
I think that is the beginning.
689
00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:56,495
This is the start of us.
690
00:29:56,495 --> 00:29:56,996
>> then honesty from the
691
00:29:56,996 --> 00:29:59,098
Beginning.
692
00:29:59,098 --> 00:29:59,665
>> that's not what you said.
693
00:29:59,665 --> 00:30:16,515
>> I can't take this anymore.
694
00:30:16,515 --> 00:30:17,149
>> those are the greatest things
695
00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:23,489
I've ever seen.
696
00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:24,090
I mean those are the greatest
697
00:30:24,090 --> 00:30:24,423
Things sensed.
698
00:30:24,423 --> 00:30:24,857
>> you're not blind?
699
00:30:24,857 --> 00:30:25,858
We're done.
700
00:30:25,858 --> 00:30:32,531
Lose my number.
701
00:30:32,531 --> 00:30:37,169
Why did you do that, les?
702
00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:40,873
I actually like this girl.
703
00:30:40,873 --> 00:30:45,544
I was about to tell her.
704
00:30:45,544 --> 00:30:46,045
>> can you believe him?
705
00:30:46,045 --> 00:30:46,545
>> what?
706
00:30:46,545 --> 00:30:48,180
>> I can't believe you used your
707
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:53,152
Bosoms for evil.
708
00:30:53,152 --> 00:30:56,022
You know with a great rack comes
709
00:30:56,022 --> 00:31:00,192
Great responsibility.
710
00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:00,759
>> you only did that because
711
00:31:00,759 --> 00:31:02,061
You're jealous.
712
00:31:02,061 --> 00:31:04,663
Can you believe these two?
713
00:31:04,663 --> 00:31:06,465
They're like some evil brother
714
00:31:06,465 --> 00:31:08,467
Sister partnership that wrecks
715
00:31:08,467 --> 00:31:10,036
Everyone's relationships.
716
00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:12,638
>> we have been over this.
717
00:31:12,638 --> 00:31:14,907
All I did was tell the truth.
718
00:31:14,907 --> 00:31:15,541
>>oh, so you still want to hide
719
00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:17,910
Behind the truth.
720
00:31:17,910 --> 00:31:21,113
Truth battle, danny.
721
00:31:21,113 --> 00:31:25,017
>> truth, you look
722
00:31:25,017 --> 00:31:28,587
>> truth battle accepted.
723
00:31:28,587 --> 00:31:30,923
You know you would rather be on
724
00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:33,559
The carmichael show.
725
00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:37,063
>> I love that guy.
726
00:31:37,063 --> 00:31:38,297
>> truth -- you're my friend and
727
00:31:38,297 --> 00:31:39,031
I love you.
728
00:31:39,031 --> 00:31:41,567
Truth, you're doing the truth
729
00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:42,201
Battle wrong and making me feel
730
00:31:42,201 --> 00:31:46,572
So bad.
731
00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:49,608
>> you deserve it.
732
00:31:49,608 --> 00:31:50,242
Look, any of us could have told
733
00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:55,982
Candace that relationships don't
734
00:31:55,982 --> 00:31:57,483
-- relationships fizzle out and
735
00:31:57,483 --> 00:32:01,620
It is harder dating a friend.
736
00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:04,323
But sometimes being a friend is
737
00:32:04,323 --> 00:32:11,097
About the things you don't say.
738
00:32:11,097 --> 00:32:11,497
>> I'm the worst.
739
00:32:11,497 --> 00:32:13,065
I feel so bad about what I did.
740
00:32:13,065 --> 00:32:14,000
Come on.
741
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:19,972
It will grow back.
742
00:32:31,550 --> 00:32:33,452
>>> hey.
743
00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:35,087
>> why did you do that?
744
00:32:35,087 --> 00:32:37,456
You have a boyfriend.
745
00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:39,191
>> every time I see you you make
746
00:32:39,191 --> 00:32:40,226
Some crude comment about how
747
00:32:40,226 --> 00:32:40,826
Great my body is or how hot I
748
00:32:40,826 --> 00:32:42,061
Am.
749
00:32:42,061 --> 00:32:43,229
Do you know how that feels like?
750
00:32:43,229 --> 00:32:48,234
It's awesome.
751
00:32:48,234 --> 00:32:48,767
I just even when I wake up
752
00:32:48,767 --> 00:32:50,136
Feeling crappy about myself I
753
00:32:50,136 --> 00:32:52,171
Know you are here to pick me up
754
00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:55,041
And I know it is so selfish but
755
00:32:55,041 --> 00:32:55,707
I'm afraid of losing that.
756
00:32:55,707 --> 00:32:56,275
>> you're not going to lose
757
00:32:56,275 --> 00:33:00,012
That.
758
00:33:00,012 --> 00:33:00,646
You are with mike I know, but I
759
00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:01,247
Really believe we are going to
760
00:33:01,247 --> 00:33:04,750
End up together.
761
00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:05,351
You know that every girl that
762
00:33:05,351 --> 00:33:07,786
I'm with is just practice for
763
00:33:07,786 --> 00:33:12,691
You?
764
00:33:12,691 --> 00:33:13,125
>> that's so sweet.
765
00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:13,725
Can you just end that thought
766
00:33:13,725 --> 00:33:17,696
Right there without ruining it?
767
00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:26,605
>> I can, however I don't really
768
00:33:26,605 --> 00:33:27,273
Want to.
769
00:33:27,273 --> 00:33:27,906
If I date enough girls I will be
770
00:33:27,906 --> 00:33:28,507
So much better at sex for you.
771
00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:29,108
I'm practicing alone but it's
772
00:33:29,108 --> 00:33:33,079
Just not the same.
773
00:33:33,079 --> 00:33:34,080
>> and we're back.
774
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,082
I called karli.
775
00:33:36,082 --> 00:33:38,150
I told her how great you are and
776
00:33:38,150 --> 00:33:39,585
This is all my fault.
777
00:33:39,585 --> 00:33:42,054
She wants you to drop by.
778
00:33:42,054 --> 00:33:43,255
Good night.
779
00:33:43,255 --> 00:33:44,723
I am so sorry.
780
00:33:44,723 --> 00:33:52,564
>> apology accepted.
781
00:33:52,564 --> 00:33:56,735
>> leslie, I never told you I
782
00:33:56,735 --> 00:33:58,570
Actually think your haircut is
783
00:33:58,570 --> 00:33:58,804
Awesome.
784
00:33:58,804 --> 00:34:00,606
It brings out your eyes a
785
00:34:00,606 --> 00:34:01,607
Little.
786
00:34:01,607 --> 00:34:02,174
It makes you look even more
787
00:34:02,174 --> 00:34:05,111
Beautiful.
788
00:34:05,111 --> 00:34:18,824
>> thanks.
789
00:34:18,824 --> 00:34:22,094
>> I'm glad you're here.
790
00:34:22,094 --> 00:34:22,594
What do you want, danny?
791
00:34:22,594 --> 00:34:23,229
>> you know that gross word for
792
00:34:23,229 --> 00:34:24,830
The thing you do when you feel
793
00:34:24,830 --> 00:34:25,431
Really bad about hurting your
794
00:34:25,431 --> 00:34:25,731
Best friend?
795
00:34:25,731 --> 00:34:27,633
>> apologize?
796
00:34:27,633 --> 00:34:34,140
>> ouch. Yeah, that's the one.
797
00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:36,642
When I was younger I hated
798
00:34:36,642 --> 00:34:37,743
Saying that word because it made
799
00:34:37,743 --> 00:34:38,076
Me feel weak.
800
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:40,379
So my mom let me sub in the name
801
00:34:40,379 --> 00:34:41,280
Of my favorite "Star wars"
802
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:41,680
Character.
803
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,316
>>why are you telling me this?
804
00:34:44,316 --> 00:34:46,385
>>because justin, from the
805
00:34:46,385 --> 00:34:55,394
Bottom of my heart I chewbacca.
806
00:34:55,394 --> 00:35:01,767
Seriously, I can't chewbacca
807
00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:03,269
Enough.
808
00:35:03,269 --> 00:35:05,304
Will you please accept my
809
00:35:05,304 --> 00:35:06,305
Chewbacca.
810
00:35:06,305 --> 00:35:09,541
>> you're an idiot.
811
00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:11,377
>> I'm not an idiot.
812
00:35:11,377 --> 00:35:14,146
I just want you to be happy.
813
00:35:14,146 --> 00:35:15,847
You know that candace likes you
814
00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:17,783
So why don't you go convince her
815
00:35:17,783 --> 00:35:18,817
To be with you.
816
00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:19,685
>> I wish I could. But candace
817
00:35:19,685 --> 00:35:20,286
Is right, it's a big risk for
818
00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:24,390
Her.
819
00:35:24,390 --> 00:35:26,192
I can't put her in that
820
00:35:26,192 --> 00:35:26,458
Position.
821
00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:26,992
I care about her too much.
822
00:35:26,992 --> 00:35:30,296
>> fine.
823
00:35:30,296 --> 00:35:32,498
I want to let you know I'm going
824
00:35:32,498 --> 00:35:34,333
To go on record, I think you're
825
00:35:34,333 --> 00:35:40,306
Making a huge jar jar binks.
826
00:35:55,387 --> 00:35:57,489
>>> I can't really talk because
827
00:35:57,489 --> 00:36:02,461
I'm busy doing something.
828
00:36:02,461 --> 00:36:04,430
>> what are you guys doing?
829
00:36:04,430 --> 00:36:05,331
>> watching justin and candace
830
00:36:05,331 --> 00:36:05,931
Take turns stealing glances at
831
00:36:05,931 --> 00:36:13,239
Each other.
832
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:20,746
[ laughter ]
833
00:36:20,746 --> 00:36:21,380
>> how long is this supposed to
834
00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:23,482
Last?
835
00:36:23,482 --> 00:36:25,984
>> if the past two hours are any
836
00:36:25,984 --> 00:36:29,288
Indication, forever.
837
00:36:29,288 --> 00:36:29,921
>> and now everyone's gonna have
838
00:36:29,921 --> 00:36:32,291
To watch this all year long.
839
00:36:32,291 --> 00:36:32,858
>> I love a good "Will they,
840
00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:33,959
Won't they."
841
00:36:33,959 --> 00:36:37,229
It worked great on "Cheers" and
842
00:36:37,229 --> 00:36:40,366
"Friends."
843
00:36:40,366 --> 00:36:40,899
I love "Friends."
844
00:36:40,899 --> 00:36:41,767
Don't ruin it for me.
845
00:36:41,767 --> 00:36:44,236
Ross and rachel end up together.
846
00:36:44,236 --> 00:36:48,240
>> which one's rachel?
847
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:48,874
>> any of us watching this knows
848
00:36:48,874 --> 00:36:51,510
They will end up together.
849
00:36:51,510 --> 00:36:52,110
>> thanks to danny we have to
850
00:36:52,110 --> 00:36:54,346
Wait.
851
00:36:54,346 --> 00:37:02,388
This can last all winter.
852
00:37:02,388 --> 00:37:05,391
>> we have to watch this
853
00:37:05,391 --> 00:37:08,560
Repetitive junk all season?
854
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,863
I can't take this anymore.
855
00:37:11,863 --> 00:37:14,366
Candace, at first I thought it
856
00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:16,802
Was justin's fault that you
857
00:37:16,802 --> 00:37:20,839
Didn't wind up together because
858
00:37:20,839 --> 00:37:22,007
He was too insecure to push you.
859
00:37:22,007 --> 00:37:22,608
>> he always puts other people
860
00:37:22,608 --> 00:37:24,410
Before himself.
861
00:37:24,410 --> 00:37:25,544
>> it is his worst quality and
862
00:37:25,544 --> 00:37:28,347
I'm trying to break him of it.
863
00:37:28,347 --> 00:37:29,415
It turns out it's not his fault.
864
00:37:29,415 --> 00:37:34,886
It's your fault.
865
00:37:34,886 --> 00:37:36,455
Because you are a chicken.
866
00:37:36,455 --> 00:37:39,358
I don't care if it hurts your
867
00:37:39,358 --> 00:37:40,826
Feelings because I'm not going
868
00:37:40,826 --> 00:37:43,295
To chewbacca for saying it.
869
00:37:43,295 --> 00:37:47,366
>> I'm not a chicken, danny.
870
00:37:47,366 --> 00:37:49,568
>> that's the interesting thing
871
00:37:49,568 --> 00:37:51,970
About chickens is that you can't
872
00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:53,472
Convince them to do anything.
873
00:37:53,472 --> 00:37:53,972
You have to push them.
874
00:37:53,972 --> 00:37:54,406
So, I have an idea.
875
00:37:54,406 --> 00:37:55,541
You know what my cheesiest move
876
00:37:55,541 --> 00:37:56,375
Is to pick up gr girls?
877
00:37:56,375 --> 00:37:57,008
>> is it the way you dress like
878
00:37:57,008 --> 00:37:57,643
You're my age even though you're
879
00:37:57,643 --> 00:38:04,983
Closer to my dad's age?
880
00:38:04,983 --> 00:38:05,484
>> okay, stop guessing.
881
00:38:05,484 --> 00:38:14,726
I'll just tell you.
882
00:38:14,726 --> 00:38:16,462
The chemistry test is what I
883
00:38:16,462 --> 00:38:16,895
Use.
884
00:38:16,895 --> 00:38:20,399
Funny thing is that it's real.
885
00:38:20,399 --> 00:38:21,032
When you have a connection with
886
00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:25,671
Someone and you get into their
887
00:38:25,671 --> 00:38:26,304
Personal space and really close
888
00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:26,905
I mean really close you can't
889
00:38:26,905 --> 00:38:27,873
Not kiss them.
890
00:38:27,873 --> 00:38:29,608
>> what if we don't kiss?
891
00:38:29,608 --> 00:38:30,476
>> then you're probably not
892
00:38:30,476 --> 00:38:32,544
Meant to be together anyway.
893
00:38:32,544 --> 00:38:39,885
>> this is suspenseful.
894
00:38:39,885 --> 00:38:40,452
>> danny, you're the one who
895
00:38:40,452 --> 00:38:43,121
Told me that if it doesn't work
896
00:38:43,121 --> 00:38:46,592
Out --
897
00:38:46,592 --> 00:38:47,158
>> danny, leave her alone!!!
898
00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:53,632
You're making her uncomfortable!
899
00:38:53,632 --> 00:38:55,634
She doesn't like it and I don't
900
00:38:55,634 --> 00:39:01,373
Like it either.
901
00:39:01,373 --> 00:39:05,544
I'm sorry!
902
00:39:05,544 --> 00:39:08,046
>> I like how you are playing my
903
00:39:08,046 --> 00:39:08,647
Game but stop screaming in her
904
00:39:08,647 --> 00:39:08,847
Face.
905
00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:09,415
>> candace, I know you want
906
00:39:09,415 --> 00:39:10,015
Spoilers and I know you want a
907
00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:10,582
Promise there'll be a happy
908
00:39:10,582 --> 00:39:12,384
Ending, but I can't do that.
909
00:39:12,384 --> 00:39:12,918
You just have to decide if
910
00:39:12,918 --> 00:39:18,123
Justin is worth the risk.
911
00:39:18,123 --> 00:39:20,559
>> I'm so sorry, he shouldn't
912
00:39:20,559 --> 00:39:27,533
Put you on the spot --
913
00:39:27,533 --> 00:39:29,468
>> so, we're dating?
914
00:39:29,468 --> 00:39:38,744
>> yeah.
915
00:39:38,744 --> 00:39:39,144
>> I'm so happy.
916
00:39:39,144 --> 00:39:39,478
>> I am, too.
917
00:39:39,478 --> 00:39:40,412
>> I'm a lucky guy.
918
00:39:40,412 --> 00:39:42,681
>> no!
919
00:39:42,681 --> 00:39:54,025
She's a lucky girl.
920
00:39:54,025 --> 00:40:02,768
She's a lucky, lucky girl.
921
00:40:02,768 --> 00:40:04,202
I'm a lucky guy.
922
00:40:04,202 --> 00:40:05,103
>> no.
923
00:40:05,103 --> 00:40:07,138
No, no, no.
924
00:40:07,138 --> 00:40:14,012
She's a lucky girl.
925
00:40:14,012 --> 00:40:40,672
[ cheers and applause ]
926
00:40:40,672 --> 00:40:54,586
**
927
00:40:54,586 --> 00:41:26,051
**
928
00:41:26,051 --> 00:41:39,064
**
929
00:41:39,064 --> 00:41:40,632
**
930
00:41:40,632 --> 00:42:02,220
**
931
00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:02,688
**
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