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Hey,
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Luke. Hey, Amy.
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How are you?
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These numbers are just not adding up.
We're doing this big move and forcing
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sale.
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But you're the one that decided to do
the move.
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It's just too much. I can't keep up with
coaching and owning.
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And the goat left. He put me back in
charge of the team. I couldn't find a
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enough coach to take over.
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Yeah, I mean, I guess I could see how
that would stress you out.
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At least it's not bothering you the same
way it's bothering me.
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Look at all this gray.
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Freaking gray hair. My face is exploding
in this. I'm super stressed.
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Do you see how much makeup I have to
cake on? I haven't slept well in weeks.
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I've been going to my therapist. We have
tried medication.
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We have tried shock therapy.
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We have tried chemical balances.
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We've tried exercise, meditation, yoga.
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I'm stressed out of my mind. My hair is
falling out. I haven't slept well in
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weeks. I am constantly agitated and on
edge.
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Even the players are starting to call me
a bitch.
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Look, I can't keep this up.
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I think they might have been calling you
that before.
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What? Oh.
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In all honesty, it wouldn't surprise me.
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I'm desperate.
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I'm depressed.
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And stressed.
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Okay. I must alliterate.
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Stressed.
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Okay, we need you nice and calm because
you are a physical trainer and we need
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you to relax the players, you know,
massages.
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I know, I know. And I've tried to not
let it get to the players, but...
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There's really only one thing left to
try, and the doctor swears by it. She
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swears up and down that it'll fix it.
Wait, yeah, I know.
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I don't know what she's going to
prescribe to you, but Jesus, these
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bills and things, like, can you get
cured already?
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Honestly, it's the cheapest option. It's
just one that I've just been most
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hesitant on.
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Anything to lower these medical
payments?
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Well,
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it's funny that you should say that,
because she thinks anal sex will fix it.
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Okay, doesn't she have anything there
that can do that for you?
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She. Oh, okay. So you need... She.
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You need the right tool and she doesn't
have the right tool. I need the right
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tool. She doesn't have the right tool.
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But I'm not an anal pro.
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And I really don't do it all that often
or that much.
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And it's intimidating.
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And it just...
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It's real tight.
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Okay. So she thinks I should start
smaller.
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More average. Not go straight to the
team for that.
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Okay. So I was wondering if maybe you
could help me.
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How would you know what size I am? Oh,
come on. I've talked to Corey.
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We talk all the time.
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But you're her sister. Exactly.
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Step -sister.
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That's why we talk.
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Okay.
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So, you wanna, I don't, I'm not, okay.
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So, wait, you want me to help you with
your therapy?
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Yes. Essentially, you fuck me in the
ass, something about stimulating that
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will help reduce blood pressure, it'll
help depression, it'll help lift moods,
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it's supposed to help you live longer
and beat testicular cancer.
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And, and, because that nerve is being
stimulated, it's supposed to help me
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loosen up.
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De -stress.
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De -stress.
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Keyword. De -stress.
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I think.
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So, you're not my sister. My wife's
sister. Your step -sister.
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Not related.
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We're going to get the stress relief.
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Both of us. We're going to see if it
fits.
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I'll stop being a bitch. You'll stop
freaking out so much about this.
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You'll know where to drop. And then the
players will probably stop calling you a
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bitch. Right?
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Right? Which would help with team
morale.
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It's a help -you -help -me kind of
situation. So it's a win -win -win.
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It's a win all around.
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Okay.
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So, like, right here?
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I mean, right here, right now, I'm down.
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I mean, I came fully prepared to, like,
get active.
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Okay, let me clear my... Your desk?
Yeah.
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No bra.
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Like you said, I came fully prepared.
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I was like, you knew what you were
doing.
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I'm desperate.
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You think I like being like this? All
uptight all the time? Do you think we
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you being uptight all the time?
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No.
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That's why I asked you guys for help.
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I'm so glad you're not related to Corey.
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Me too. Some of the things we've done
together.
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That'd probably be illegal most days.
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We're the team. We're the team.
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For all of us.
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For the move.
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For you.
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For you.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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I can see what she was talking
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about there.
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nerve in there that's... You act like
you're... Quite nice.
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Your steps are doing this all the time.
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to take something bigger.
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With how you were just pounding me, I
don't see why I couldn't. I'm taking it
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like a champ.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, so good, so good, so good, so good.
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Well, Ace wasn't going to come in at
any...
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