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Fantastic in here.

Amazing.

Hey, Dad.

Peruvian vanilla, two sugars, no cream.

Perfection. Only the best for you, Daddy.

So what did I do to deserve this?

Oh, nothing. I just wanted to show my appreciation for you, that's all.

Where's your mother?

What was your weekend with your mother while I was gone?

You know, Mom was... Mom, but... I managed to have a fun time either way,

I wish you didn't leave me.

I miss you so, so, so, so much.

Hey,

sweetie.

Really? She's right here.

No? Tell me what.

Hmm. Really?

In her room?

So, who was this boy?

Hmm. No?

No, alright. I would have done the same thing.

No, you should definitely come home tonight.

Honey, let me call you back.

Explain what?

I'm an adult.

I don't have to explain anything to your mom anymore.

First off? First off, nothing.

I already know what you're going to say. Not under your roof.

Well, I already have somewhere else to go if I wanted to.

Where? With that boy?

Look, honey, you know what? Go tell him to come in here because I want to talk

to him.

I'm being serious, okay? You're not leaving until I meet that boy.

Bye, Daddy.

See you later.

Fucking Joey.

Please, can we not do this right now? I just had, like, the worst day ever.

Look, I don't want to be the nagging stepdad.

I want to be close like we used to be.

Look, your mother wants me to stand behind the things that she says, and I

But I don't always agree with her.

What do you mean?

With this... It's a whole boyfriend thing.

I think it's great that you're dating.

Hell, I was kissing girls at a younger age than you are now.

That's part of growing up.

So I'm not grounded and I'm allowed to have voiceover?

Okay, not so fast.

Out of respect for your mother, I think that you and your boyfriend should

probably find somewhere else to sleep together.

We weren't sleeping.

Yes, I'm... Don't make me say it, please.

We weren't, like, having sex with each other either. We were just kissing.

Didn't she tell you?

Yeah, she did.

We were just kissing.

She said deep kissing and lots of heavy patting on

the outside of the pants.

Yeah, and she was super rude to him, too. Basically threw him out by his hair

and called him the worst names I've ever heard.

Kind of had a right to.

I thought you were on my side with everything. That you were dating and

everything at my age.

Look, I am, okay?

In my day, we at least had the decency to sneak around behind our parents'

We didn't do everything right underneath their nose in the middle of broad

daylight. So what do you want me to do? Sneak boys in at night?

Yes. No.

Look.

I'm just trying to give you some advice to make your life easier and to make

mine easier, too.

How would me fucking my boyfriend make your life any easier?

My God.

Language.

Look.

Remember the things that I don't take this stepdad role seriously enough,

And so, she's not going to come home.

Until you apologize.

Good. Then I'll never apologize, then. I don't want her to come back. She can

stay wherever the hell she is.

Maddie, I... Maddie!

Damage control.

You talking to mom?

No, I'm talking to my boyfriend.

Ex -boyfriend now, I guess.

What? He doesn't want a girlfriend that he can't even see.

Do you blame him?

I'm sorry, sweetheart.

But look, if he can't see how wonderful you are, then he doesn't deserve you.

Look, when you're ready, I will take you to the doctor and we can get you your

birth control.

Please.

Tell me that you've been being safe with this guy.

I haven't even had sex with him.

So you're a virgin?

Well, no.

I broke my hymen with a cucumber.

Okay. You know, I don't want to be a virgin. None of my friends are.

But when I tried talking to Mom about it, she started freaking out.

Well, you know your mother. Left it up to her.

She'd want you to be her little girl forever.

I know. And that's why I haven't even had a fair chance at having a boyfriend

this point.

I really thought Joey was the one.

Princess, there'll be plenty of time to find the one.

Yeah, I guess you're right, Daddy.

But if you don't mind, can I have a little bit of privacy?

Yeah,

sure.

Trying to get him to sneak over right now, just like you suggested.

Maddie, you will not be sneaking any boys into this house tonight.

Do you understand?

You know, if you want to be friends again, like you said, you have to stop

such a contradiction.

Look, I'm trying to be a good stepdad. Believe me.

But it's harder than you think.

You know, Joey just said he's hard for me after I sent him a picture of my...

Maddie, Jesus.

I'm sorry. I mean, I told my friends I was sneaking him over tonight.

I at least want to lose my oral virginity.

You will not be sneaking any boys into this house tonight. If I have to sleep

this room, you will not be sneaking anybody in.

I guess Mom's never coming home then.

Look, I know.

I know she wants me to call her up and tell her that you changed me and I'm

going to be this good girl that does no wrong and yada, yada, yada, but...

not going to happen.

I mean, I already told you, I want dick in my mouth tonight.

I'm going to lose at least my oral virginity. All of my friends are going

telling all these stories and playing their compare game.

And you know how bad of a liar I am?

I just can't compete.

So this is about your friends?

No, it's about me.

You said it best.

Mom will keep me locked up and trying to be her little girl forever if I don't

stop it.

I mean, I'm an adult. I want to do adult things.

I don't know what to say.

Just go back to your room.

Unless... I could fuck yours.

Maddie!

I can't... You...

Want

me to suck your finger?

I will tell you how to do it.

Okay? And then... You can use that for when you...

do it on a real one that's the compromise

Slow down.

That's not how a woman would do that.

I just want to lay.

I know.

Take your time.

Lots of eye contacts.

Don't rush it.

It's amazing.

the tip of his dick with just your lips.

Good.

Now, it'll be wet right at the tip of his cock.

That's how turned on he'll be.

Just on the tip.

Taste it.

Just a tug.

Doesn't taste bad, does it?

Don't worry about just pushing it down your throat.

It's more than that.

Make that eye contact, develop that connection.

Then we'll make it a little more realistic.

Take your time, but don't take it all.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

We have to stop.

Can you please just teach me? You didn't even show me how to make him come.

You know everything that you need to know. The rat, it'll just come

What a rat.

Wait, Daddy.

Teach me how to.

I can't.

You're ready.

Oh, my God.

Okay. You're ready.

Please, let me see.

I could imagine I did it with a real one.

I just saw what he looked like in real life.

Okay, okay.

Okay.

Actually hard.

Just like we practiced.

Just lick, just your tongue.

It is a little wet.

Mm -hmm. I told you.

Some other areas.

All the way down right here.

Just the tub.

Good girl.

Like that, Daddy?

Mm -hmm, just like that, kitten.

Kiss all the way up.

Little baby kisses.

See how you did that?

Just like that, right there.

It's a little different than that finger, isn't it?

Oh, it's a little more.

Just like that.

Some big kisses.

All the way down there.

Yes, good.

Does that feel good?

You're off to a fantastic start.

You

can put those

hands on my balls.

Slowly massage them.

While you kiss that penis in your mouth.

Yes.

Is that better?

Mm -hmm.

A little more.

There you go.

Oh, my God.

Don't push too much.

That's it.

Just like that.

Keep rubbing those balls.

Don't push too much.

Oh, just like that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Just like that. Not too fast. Okay.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, just like that.

Oh, fuck.

If you do that, you're going to make me cum.

No way, Daddy. I have an idea.

You should come here.

No. I can't do that. No. Please, Daddy.

Just stick in it.

I'll be a good girl. I've listened to everything you've said.

Come on, please.

Just a little.

Oh, wow. That's fucking wet.

Oh, my God. That's wet.

Wetter than a cucumber could do.

Okay, I'll just rub on it, and then I'll come on you, okay?

I'm not going to fuck you.

Oh, my God. Just rub on it, kitten.

Do what you're told.

Feels a lot better than a cucumber.

Just like that, right on the outside of that sweet pussy.

It feels so warm.

Yeah, it does, doesn't it?

Yeah, it does.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

That's a good girl. Rub it on there.

I don't want to talk.

Please, Daddy.

Just put it inside.

Just put that.

Please.

How do you begin that?

Pretty please. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Please, Daddy.

I just need to feel you inside of me.

It's so good, Daddy.

It's so big. My tiny home, Daddy.

Oh, my gosh.

I guess you won't have to lie about your experience, little one.

No, Daddy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Ty.

It feels so good splitting me up for the very first

time. Oh,

Ty.

Ha ha ha.

Hi, Mom.

Oh, nothing.

Just hanging out with Dad.

No. No boys have come over today. God.

Yeah. We did have a discussion.

I think everything's all sorted out now.

Oh.

You're not going to be home for a couple more days?

I don't think he'll be too upset Love you

I don't know that line.

Okay. Going back.

We

can't

have two fuck ups.

We need one that we can get.