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I love food!

Mark Dorfell presents

Labyrinth

I'm sorry, ma 'am. The car broke down. We'll have to wait for their help.

Excuse me.

Is someone there?

Open the door, please. I'm begging you, open the door.

Please don't leave me here.

If you want to leave,

find the key.

You gotta get the key.

Mister, wait.

Where are you?

Please don't leave me. You can't leave me here.

Please, wait for me.

More than me.

What a beauty!

What's your name, beauty?

Where are you from? Show me your face, don't be shy.

Oh, son of a bitch.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Suka, членовредительница!

Да сгорит твоя жопа в аду за все твои прегрешения!

Ты вредная богомерзка уродина!

Шлюха!

Your turn.

Okay.

Excellent. Yeah.

Good. Yeah.

Not bad.

Okay. Let me relight this for you.

It'll be much better.

Uh -huh. Beautiful, huh?

It's a man's sport. Yeah.

There it is. I'll whip it off for you.

Come on. Yo, you're bad.

Look.

Yo.

One more time, and you're done.

That's it.

Let's have a little drink. You're a good drinker.

It gives you strength.

Cheers.

Another game?

Go ahead.

What are we having here?

Oh, my God.

Kabylka, is tebya kut 'kuda?

Ha, ha, ha.

Undress me.

Wow, what a butt!

oh oh

Suka! Mne ne dala!

Yeah, she

loves

that.

Take it all. Oh, yeah Yeah,

yeah

Yeah. Come on. Say you

like it, bitchy.

Come on.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God. Oh, God.

Oh,

God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

You're going already?

Wow, lady.

Probleedonia!

You fucking bitch!

Fuck!

Well, what the fuck do you say?

Just a minute.

We're going to show you the stuff and hide it with our face.

We don't make a habit of fucking our respected buyers.

Just look at these tits. How elastic, what tits.

Look at the second.

There she is. Like twins, absolute perfection.

There we go. And now let's look at her from behind.

One little second.

There she is. What an appetizing butt.

Now stand up straight.

That's it. Now stand up straight. That's it.

Look at these long, straight legs.

This is the miracle that I propose to you today.

Well, let's get going.

One hundred, two hundred, four hundred, four hundred.

Who will give more?

Five. I see.

I see.

So, a thousand. Well, who's more? Don't you feel sorry for a couple of thousand?

Such a miracle, huh?

Well, come on, come on, come on. Who's more?

I have a thousand.

What?

Three thousand, I'm going to fuck her right here.

Aha. Aha, three thousand, three thousand.

Excellent.

Sold.

Gentlemen, with a debilitating smile.

There we go. So, you give us the money, we give you the pen.

Mm -hmm, it's all yours.

It's not over yet, ladies and gentlemen. No, it's not over yet, ladies and

gentlemen. No, it's not over yet, ladies and gentlemen.

Oh, my goodness. Look at that.

Oh,

my goodness.

Look at that. Oh, my goodness. Look at that.

There she is.

Well, there she is again. Cool.

She's very quick to react. The second one, and there she is.

Come on, let me tell you. Come on.

Come on, unbutton your shoes.

Unbutton them, I said.

Show your ass.

There, three hundred.

Two. Come on, three hundred.

Come on, look at her.

Look at her. Come on, you're a pretty girl.

Smile, baby. Smile.

Two hundred.

One. Well, are you happy? Pack your stuff.

Nif, you're disgusting!

What is she doing?

Come on, suck it.

That's it.

Looks like she knows what she's doing.

That's it. Oh, fuck, you're so good. Oh, cool, yeah.

Oh, no, no. I think we're gonna make a real kid.

Hey, guys!

Hey!

Oh, man.

Wow.

Yeah. Come on, you guys. Hey, you're missing it.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, I love to kick ass.

Isn't she gorgeous? Ladies and gentlemen, enjoy the light to the eyes.

I don't think I've ever seen anything like it before in my life. She grew up

a public house, which is now being sold for debt, among other things.

A thousand!

Give me a thousand!

Fuck! Ten thousand!

Are those bumpers real?

What kind of silicone?

A little patience, gentlemen.

We're not done yet.

Look at this beauty.

What do you say, gentlemen?

I hear 3 ,000. 3 ,000? That's not enough.

4 ,000.

What kind of ass is that, ladies and gentlemen?

Who will get it?

It's time to start the auction.

Gentlemen.

Three thousand.

Four thousand. Good.

Five thousand.

Five thousand, ma 'am. Five thousand.

Fifteen thousand.

Fifteen thousand. Fifteen thousand. Fifteen thousand. Fifteen thousand.

thousand. Fifteen thousand.

All right, ladies and gentlemen.

Hey, kid, isn't your dick too big?

That's it. You like her, don't you?

Don't you?

You're a stupid cow.

Come on. Yeah, that's it. Come on.

Come on, darling. Come on. It should work for you. Work it. Yeah.

One of them.

Here's another one.

I found her. She ran away, bitch.

Here's the bastard.

There she is.

The creature I told you about. I knew she would come.

It's so predicted in the book.

Damn it.

My dear, if you want to leave, the door is there.

But first, you'll have to satisfy my friends. We want to get a part of your

treasure.

We want you to find a book for us. Is that possible?

And what do I have to do?

Obviously, look for a book.

A novel about beauty and beauty.

Maybe Alice in Wonderland would be better? That would be good.

Snow White?

Seven dwarves.

How many years have I not seen anything like that?

I prefer

the tale of the iron homophobe.

Можно еще про пизду в сапогах, но она в плохом переводе.

Мы -то никуда не спешим.

Может мне стоит перейти на стол?

Разумеется стоит.

And there we will continue.

Help me to go down.

With pleasure, my dear.

Young people, will he stand at your feet?

Dear,

are you comfortable?

I don't know what I'm saying.

You're right, you're really beautiful.

Bravo, bravo, lady, you're just a good boy.

Bravo, bravo.

My heart, I'm afraid my heart can't stand it.

Look how well it moves.

Oh, there.

That's what was missing.

Doctor, keep on going. Yes, doctor.

You're very good. You're talented. Come on.

Oh.

Oh.

I love you.

God, that is so good.

Yeah.

The husband's back from his business trip.

Hide. Hurry, go in there.

Go in there.

Oh, fuck.

And look, it's quiet in there.

Oh, here you are, sweetheart.

You're waiting for me?

Oh, you're just good. Get up, get up.

Oh, I'm dead, I'm just... Let me help you undress.

I'm beat.

Come on, darling, your husband is back.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Thank you, honey.

Oh, you're so good.

You're wonderful.

You're the best.

Let's go to the shower and get some sleep.

Hey, is there anyone there?

Go on, get out.

I know you're there.

Is anybody in there?

Hey, is anybody in there?

Hi.

Who is it?

Laura, my friend, do you like her?

Sometimes very much. Come on in.

We're glad to see you.

She's a very good friend of mine.

You're so pretty.

and so white.

You like?

Oh,

God,

yeah.

Take me in your mouth.

Oh my

God.

Yeah.

Oof.

Give me the key. Oh, please.

Give me the key.

Yeah.

Good morning.

Oh, how beautiful it is!

Come on, honey.

You will be useful to us.

Sit on the chair, on your knees.

First, we'll send her to hell together, and then I'll kick her ass. Nobody's

against it.

Ah, you little bitch!

Look at yourself from the side!

You can only play with your limbs, you can't do anything else!

Well,

you'll get such a limb from me, bitch!

Come here!

Repent!

Repent of your sins! Answer me!

Speak!

All these men, they're in your mouth or in your ass.

And these brats, these brats, all

your fucking sex, you satan's whores.

Repent, you're in sin, for the punishment is near.

Punishment.

To moisten the feet.

Yes. Look what I'm doing because of you.

On your knees.

You like my smell, don't you? Yes.

Well, I like my bones.

Everyone who likes their bones is a faggot.

I like the smell of them.

No. I like to lick them.

No. I like to suck them. No.

I don't want to do.

Do you want to feel my mouth with your dick?

Do you want to?

Bitch, you're driving me crazy. Shut up. You're spoiled.

You have no salvation.

I feel you like it. You're driving me crazy with my smell.

I'm going to punish you.

You're going to punish me?

Oh, I love dick.

How beautiful.

And you'll probably like it too.

I love sex.

I love fucking.

Oh, that's good. Keep going.

Oh, that smell.

It just makes you go crazy.

Yes.

Oh, see?

You like it.

You like me. You like it. I know you like it.

I know you like it.

Быстрее.

Ты настоящая сука!

Get up. Get up. Just a watch.

And now look what I can do.

No, what if I sin?

No, bitch.

Oh, man.

The flesh is strong.

Bitch.

You're putting me in a fucking pit, bitch.

Bitch.

Bitch.

You don't know what happens to such bitches. You don't know.

They'll fuck you in the ass.

They'll fuck you without Vaseline.

Yes.

They'll fuck me in the ass.

How wonderful it is.

Oh, you're so beautiful.

Look, bitch.

Look.

Look what you've done.

It's your fault.

Yeah. Yeah. Yes.

Yeah