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- Previously on "Imposters."

- Well, I guess
we should find someplace

we can sell the ring.
- I know a guy in Scottsdale.

- This is not inspiring me
with conf--

- Guys, I don't say I got this
unless I got this.

- Where's the ring?

- Where's the cash?

- We got to go, son.

- Ezra Bloom,
you're under arrest.

We'll all go to the station
and wait for the FBI together.

- My town, my people.

I totally got this.

- We'll be safe from the FBI
in Mexico.

Then we sell the ring--

- Straight up,
I don't have the ring.

- We're fleeing to Mexico
without the ring?

- So which one is you?
- Hmm?

- We make them ourselves
at the harbor.

- Ooh, one of those new age
places for rich yuppies?

- I haven't had sex
in so long.

I'm such a loser.

- You are like a dreamer

waiting for someone
to dream about.

- Ready to go?

- Anybody need a ride?

- Maxie.

If you turn me in,
he'll kill me.

- Rules of the game, Sal.

- Chin up, Max.

It's better to be sad
than dead.

- These people, they used
to work for the Doctor.

Seems he's got
a pretty strict policy

when it comes to loyalty.

- Scorched earth mode, Max.

- Yes, Doctor.

- I'm just looking
for a nice quiet life

in a nice quiet town
where nobody knows me,

clean slate,
and some real stability.

A happy, normal life.

- Hi, I'm Shelly,
Shelly Cohen.

I'm fairly confident
you know my ex-wife.

- You're Lenny Cohen's husband.

- Ex-husband.

- Ex-husband.
- Bingo.

- Now, come on, Maddie.

Aren't you gonna invite me in?

- How'd you find me?

- Don't answer a question
with a question.

That's rude.

I'm in.

- Look, I didn't take
anything from--

- Gonna get right down
to business?

What happened to manners?

What happened to hospitality?

- I'm sorry.

- It's okay.

- Let me get you a coffee or--

- No, thanks,
I'm not thirsty.

I love what you've done
with the place--yeesh.

- Well, I just moved in.

Haven't exactly had time
to fix it up.

- Yeah, and you don't really
have a knack

for hospitality, do you?

But we can discuss home decor
on our little road trip.

- Road trip?

- Well, yeah, the Doctor
is very anxious to see you.

- I'm just trying
to start fresh, you know?

A normal life here.

- [chuckles]

A normal life, yes.

And what is a normal life
to you, Maddie Jonson?

Do tell.

- I don't know, maybe something
without lies and deceit.

- Sounds boring.

Time to go.

- Please, please...

- Mad...

- What?

- Why am I here?

Hmm?

[groans]

Maddie.

Okay, here we are.

In about 15 seconds,
you're gonna go unconscious,

but then we can go
see the Doctor.

Just let yourself go to sleep.

Don't be afraid--
or do, I don't really care.

- [groans]

- Okay, okay, that hurt.

That hurt!

Talk about a lack
of hospitality.

[groans]

Shit.

♪

Maddie!

[knife clinks]

[groaning]

♪

[wincing]

- Hey.

- Hey there.
- I need your help.

- Yeah, are you okay?

- No, I'm not.

I think I want to go
to the harbor.

- Yeah, no, sure, of course.

I think there's
an orientation tomorrow.

- No, no, no, right now,
I have to go right now.

Please, please.

I feel like I'm falling apart.

- Okay, okay,
it's gonna be okay.

I'm just gonna take her.

Do you have the keys?

- Yeah.
- Thank you.

- All right, just come with me.

Right this way.

- Shit.

[exhales]

[winces]

- Hi, would you like to try
some of our...

[distorted speech]

- I...

- [female voice]
Grey-headed tit...

Morning dove...

Common loon...

[Latin hip-hop music]

♪

[indistinct chatter]

- Hey, there.

How are you?

And how's that
coyote drawing coming?

I'll take it to Herman,

and I'll see you tomorrow
with your new name.

Gracias.

- Adios.

[Latin hip-hop music]

♪

[laughter]

- Here I go.
- You go, girl.

- What happens in Mexico...
- Stays in Mexico.

- Tequila makes me have to pee.

[laughs]

So, what do you say, Robbie?

Another one for the road?

- Hmm?

Oh.

I got mugged a few days ago,

so I'm kind of low
on fundage.

- Shit, baby.

Well, I'm buying.

Two more.

- No problem.

- But you got to flash
that smile one more time

to my girls.

They didn't think
I had it in me.

Hey, girls,
give Robbie a wave.

[together] Hi, Robbie.

- Hi, girls.

- Now, give me a kiss.

Por favor.

[women cheering]

- [speaks Spanish]

- Muy gracias.

- You said $200, right?

- $200, thank you.

- Thank you very much.
- Have a nice day.

- Bye.
- Thank you.

- Hola, Eddie.

- Selling something nice?

- Oh, yeah, they paid well.

American dollars.

- Excuse me, excuse me,
is this yours?

I found this
on the ground here.

- That's my wallet,
thank you so much.

- Have a great day.

- Please, please take this
from me.

- Oh, no, come on.

- Please, please, please,
let me give you some.

- It's very kind of you,
thank you.

- I insist.
- Have a wonderful day.

- Thank you so much.
- You too, bye.

- What a nice man you are.

A generous reward?

- Not so generous.

But...

this ought to make up for it.

- Mm!

Well, well.

I may have something for you.

- You're too kind.

- A present.

- Thank you.

- Have a wonderful day,
my friend.

- I most certainly will.

- Enjoy the life.

♪

[indistinct chatter]

- Hey.

- Everything okay?

You're late.

- Sorry, Mom.

- Wasn't being a dick.

I just thought maybe
you got lost--again.

- Sounds kind of dickish
to me.

- Gracias, amigo.

- And you sound drunk again.

- Probably because
I am drunk again.

But it did not stop me
from working.

Trabajar.

- What the hell?
This isn't even 100 bucks.

I thought you were
meeting women every night.

- I am.

- So are you not closing?

- I'm closing.

I'm just not gonna take money
out of people's purses.

- That's the con.

- That's not a con, okay?

That's called stealing.

The whole thing feels wrong.

And, to be honest,
I'm a bit out of jam.

- Jesus Christ.

- You don't have to sleep
with them, you know.

You just have to take the money
out of their purses

when they're not looking.

- It's called honor, man.

You get these ladies
back to their room,

and they look at you with those

"I'm gonna masturbate
about this

for the rest of my life" eyes.

What am I supposed to do?

We had a code, remember?

Assholes only.

And these ladies
aren't assholes.

- Yeah, the code
became kind of moot

when you left
the $1.3 million ring

in a jar in your mom's house.
This is fucked up.

- Yeah, Richie's an idiot.

Stop picking on me
for a moment!

- Hey, relax.

We're not picking
on you, okay?

But I have to get Esmay
another 5 grand by Friday,

or we don't get
the new passports,

which is the only way
we get to lovely Scottsdale

and that friggin' ring.

So if you don't like your con,

find some other way
to make some money.

- We're fine.

- Ez, how much?

- $2,500, U.S.

- That's half of it.

How did you--

Whoa, dude.

You got all this from picking
tourists' pockets and shit?

- Well, no.

- What do you mean "no"?

- I mean, I was killing it,

but there's no way to raise
the kind of money we need

a few hundred at a time.

And I saw some opportunities,

so I improvised.

I went to a printer and made
some little fold-outs,

sold some river tours.

- Matt's Historical Boats,
everybody.

- There were historical boats?

- Well, rickety gondolas,
but they did the trick.

Matt's Historical Boats.

And then I upped it

and started selling,
you know, actual boat tours,

half off if you waited a week.

Hola.

And then, I was just like,
"Screw it,"

and I just sold,
you know, an actual boat.

- [singing in Spanish]

[mariachi music]

- I think we're
doing this today.

- We really doing this?

Let's do it, man.

- Let's do it.
- Let's push for it.

- Put it where
the money is, yes.

- There it is!

[cheering]

- Salud!
- Yes!

- [chuckling]

What?

- We agreed
not to attract attention,

lay low, be smart.

- How is making
all the money we need

in three days not smart?

- Yo, I think he's actually
getting off on this.

- No.

[scoffs]

Maybe, so what?

Nobody who gets conned
is innocent.

They all wanted something
for cheap.

- Now you're starting to sound
like our ex-wife.

- For real.

- Ezra, seriously,
you got to stop.

Find something else to do.

Writing.

You're always talking
about that--anything else.

- Jules--

- And you, we have
some serious work to do

when we get
to Scottsdale, okay?

We got to be sharp.

- [burps] I'm sharp as shit.

- God damn it,
I'm not kidding, okay?

The two of you,
cold turkey, today.

- Okay, fine.
- Okay.

- Thank you.

Just, no more lying
to each other, okay?

Or else we're just deceiving,
lying little Maddies.

Okay?
We have to trust each other.

What else do we have?

- I like that.

Agreed.

- Sorry.

- Sorry I yelled.

- So I guess we need
a new code.

A post-Maddie
"we won't be Maddie

to each other" code.

What do we call it?

- El codigo de las ex-esposas.

- Condom in the soup?

- Code of the ex-wives.

No lying about money, right?

- Okay.

- No lying about sex.

No lying about drinking.

- That's for you.
- Stop looking at me.

- Well, if the shoe fits,
buddy.

- No lying about
emotional eating.

- What?

- This is a safe place.

You will be safe here.

- That's what
I keep telling her.

- Good, that's good.

I...left in a bit of a hurry,

so I didn't get a chance
to grab any of my credit cards

or any of my stuff, but--

- Not to worry.

Plenty of time
to straighten out the details.

Your time here
will be dedicated

to the idea of wholeness,

finding the elusive harmony
between mind and body.

Group sessions take place
once a day

and are the one requirement.

And each guest has
his or her own advisor

to discuss
how things are going.

We have a small boutique if
you need to pick up anything,

and your room has
a beautiful view of the garden.

You'll begin your stay
with a complementary sampling

of our spa services.

In our meso pool,

you'll feel stress
and tension float away

as the salt waters
quiet the mind

and soothe the body.

Our welcome infusion will
allow your natural defenses

to soften.

- Why am I here?
- Why am I here?

- Abhyanga means attending
to the body

in the present moment,

a semantic entryway
into finding wholeness,

body and mind
learning from each other.

- Maddie?

- [gasps]

- You okay?

- Yeah.

- Wow, really getting in there.

Good job.

- Good afternoon,
Cedarvale General Hospital.

- Yes, hello, I'm calling
about my brother, Shelly Cohen.

Apparently he had been
in some kind of altercation,

and we can't seem to find him.

So I was wondering if maybe
he was admitted at Cedarvale.

- Sheldon Cohen, let's see.

You're a relative?

- Yes, sister.

- Please hold.

- Move the energy.

- This is Detective Miller.

You're Mr. Cohen's sister?

[phone beeps]

[Spanish chatter]

- Come on!

Come on, come on, come on.

Damn it.

[indistinct chatter]

[tense music]

♪

- Ay, dios mio!
- Oh, my god, I'm so sorry.

- Are you okay?

[stammers]

¿Bueno?

- Perdon, no good the English.

- Um...

You don't sound Mexican.

Where are you from? Colombia?

- ¿Eres escritor?

- Oh, a writer, no.

I'm just scribbling,
really nothing much at all.

I mean, I always...wanted to,
but...

Yeah, sure, go ahead.

- "He had always longed
for adventure,

"but when adventure came,
it was different

than what...what he..."

- Imagined.

- Imagined.

- "Adventure" means I like
going places, doing things...

the unexpected.

- [laughs]

Okay.

Adios.

Nice to meet you.

- Yeah, mucho gusto.

[frantic salsa music]

♪

- Missing something?
- [gasps]

- Perdon,
no good the Spanish.

- Give me back
my fucking phone.

- Your phone for my wallet.

You flirted with me
too quickly.

- What?

- You trip over my foot,
it's a classic opener, sure.

But instead
of being pissed off,

you're, like,
instantly flirting with me?

- But you seemed to like it.

- Maybe, but it was premature.

- Made it easy to your wallet.

- Only because I let you.

- You let me?
- Yeah.

- And why did you let me?

- Well, you're very beautiful.

- [laughs]

You're trouble, maybe.

I have to go.

- That's 570 pesos.

- What now?

- I think you forgot
to give me back my money.

- I don't like you so much.

- Well, maybe I'll grow on you.

- Hmm.

I'm going to work.

- Oh, that's funny,
I'm just headed that way.

Can I walk you?

- [scoffs]

[mischevious music]

- What's your name?

Oh, come on.

My name is Eddie.

- Got it.

Your name is Eddie,
and you're a thief.

- I'm not a thief.

- You're definitely
not a writer.

"He had always longed
for adventure."

Really?

- So why'd you pick me
as your mark?

- Mark?

- Yeah, victim, you know,
person to steal from.

Why me?

- You were sitting there
with this faraway look,

with your baby dog eyes,

like you are living
some kind of idea,

but in the real world,
easy to push over.

- Well, I guess you were wrong.

- I didn't know Baby Dog Eyes
was a con thief.

- Artist, con artist.

- Artist, right.

♪

- I thought you were going
to work.

- Shh, just buy your tickets.

Idiota.

- All right.

[siren wailing on screen]

How much do you get
for doing this?

- If annoying boys
aren't talking,

I get $300.

- Not bad.

What's your name?

- Shh.

- Do you ever work
with someone?

You know, a distraction con

is much easier and safer
with a partner.

- I work alone, okay?

And this has been fun, maybe.

But I think it's time for you
to say good-bye.

- If you find a partner
you trust,

you'll be safer
and make twice the money.

- Dios mio,
you talk so much.

- When I find someone
I want to talk to, yeah.

- Twice as much money?

- At least.

- And I'm supposed
to trust you?

- We can do a job together,

see if we...fit.

- You think you and me fit?

- Only one way to find out.

"Pawn shop"?

[tense music]

♪

- Well, and there you are.

- Hello, Doctor.

- Seems you're quite overdue
for a checkup.

I've been waiting.

So where should we begin?

- Look, I told you
when I found out

that Sally had taken
Elder's body--

- We won't be talking
about that.

Tell me what happened
after Sally.

- Once we found out
that this Patrick guy was FBI,

the plan was to take him for
the ring and 500 grand in cash

and bring it all back to you.

Maddie double-crossed me.

She double-crossed us all.

- Why didn't you come to me
right away?

- I don't know, fear and shame.

And how did I not make him
as a fed?

Look, I'm speaking truth here.

I'm giving you the full deal.

Believe me or don't, but...

I'm not gonna spend the rest
of my life on the run.

And maybe this is pathetic,

but if I'm not working,

if I'm not working for you,

then I'm kind of dead already.

So put me back to work,

or just fucking kill me.

- Very interesting, Max.

Write this down.

4540 Kingston Road,
Maple Inn, Room 206.

There's a key at the desk
for you.

Go, wait there.

You'll have your answer
tonight.

- Hola,
American coffee, please.

You're a musician?

- I'm studying at the academy.

- And someday you'll play
the Danzon No. 2

at the Palacio, right?

- You know that piece?

It's one of my favorites.

- Would you play something
for me now?

- Here?

No, I don't think so.

- Okay, will you at least
show me your violin?

I love a beautiful instrument.

- You can see it,

but you will never,
ever touch it.

- Deal.

Whoa.

That's beautiful.

It must be a real joy to play.

- It is, yes,
but better solo.

I...I left my wallet at home.

Shit.

- I'd be happy
to pick up your check.

- Absolutely not.

- Gracias.

- Aw, rats, thought I was
getting somewhere.

Holy shit.

It's a Valenzano.

- A what?
- A Valenzano.

- You see the "V"?

The great Italian luthier?

This--this has to be
at least worth $10,000.

- This piece of shit?

No way.

- Yeah, at least $10,000.

Do you think she doesn't
know what it's worth?

She just left it here to go and
get you, what, 15 bucks.

I can take it and sell it.

We can split the money.

- You're a thief.

That poor lady's
coming back for this.

Get out of here.

- What?
- No, get out!

- All right, I was only
kidding, buddy.

- Yeah.

- Keep the change.

Gracias.

- De nada.

♪

- [laughing]

- Yeah?

- That idiot gave me
20,000 pesos

for a stupid violin
we bought for 5,000.

- Yes!

- That was fantastic!

I mean, the two of us
working together,

we were so ingrainly.

♪

My name is Rosa.

♪

[laughter]

- Your best room.

- Your very best room.

♪

- Got it!

Okay.
Okay, got it.

- You doing better?

I was kind of worried there.

- No, I'm good.

Settling in, you know?

Haven't reached nirvana yet,
if that's what you're asking.

- Well, you're just
getting started.

That's my man Walt.

You saw him at the booth
this morning.

It took him a while
to get into the groove too.

- You mean your man
like "main man"

or...your man?

- I guess both.

Lucky me, right?

- Really?
Wow.

- Oh, no.

Are you heartbroken?

Were you holding a torch
for me?

- Please.

I was just surprised,
that's all.

- No, no--oh, my--

You thought I wanted you
to come here

so I could seduce you.

- That's not at all
what I was saying.

- Oh, my God, you did.

Damn, I am flattered,

unless, of course, you think
everyone wants to seduce you.

- That's not what I'm saying.

I'm saying I am usually
a little more perceptive.

- Well, then, physician,
heal thyself.

You know, maybe turn
that perceptiveness inwards.

- Michael.

- Linda.

Yay.

- I was wondering
where you've been hiding.

- Welcome back.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- This is Molly.

It's her first day.

- Oh, I'm so jealous.

The first time
is always so special.

Linda Langer,
I'm from Chicago.

- Really?

- I don't know
why I'm always compelled

to add that little tidbit
of info, but I do.

Anyway, it is good
to meet you, Molly.

- Pleasure to meet you.

- You know, I happen to know
where they hide

the real cocktails
in this joint.

Would you care to join me?

- God bless you.

- We'll catch you later.

- Bye.
- Bye, doll.

- Where are you from?

[soft music]

♪

- You know what?

- ¿Que?

- I think maybe we fit.

[laughter]

- Thank you, gods above,
for sending me an artist,

and not just a thief.

♪

- Rosa?

I don't believe it.

[lively percussion]

♪

♪

- Not really smart to go back
to the scene of a crime.

Then again, you do seem
to like getting caught.

- Shh.

- Was that the plan
from the beginning?

Screw me
then take all my money?

Well done.

What's this?

- Since this morning,

I doubled the money
I took from you.

I tried the trick you told me
about the store receipt.

- Um...

Wow.

- Did you check out
of the hotel yet?

- Actually, no, I have
the hotel for another--

♪

[door opens]

- Oye, muchachos.

- Hola, guapa.

- Jeff Katz, Brendan Philips,
and Eunice Chase.

Here we are.

- Who?

- Gonna take
our new passport pictures.

You're drinking?

I thought we talked
about this.

- Oh, it's just beer.
- Seriously?

Okay, who do you want to be?

Brendan? Jeff?

I prefer Eunice,
but I can be flexible.

- Jeff.

- Brendan.

- All right.

Jeff, Brendan,
let's see what you got.

[upbeat Latin music]

♪

- Mm-mm.
- No.

♪

- A no.

Oh, hello.

That's a person;
that could work.

♪

[camera shutter clicking]

Hmm, not bad.

- Thank you.

Aw.

- Looks like you broke
through that writer's block.

- I figured out a story,

and now I'm just following
to see where it takes me.

It's almost like I'm living it.

- So what's the story?

- You really interested?

Okay.

So it's based on my cousin,
Callie Shuman.

It was short for Calvin.

He was sick of living
in Indianapolis,

so he took a globe
of the world, spun it around,

stuck his finger on it,

and decided to go
wherever it stopped.

It's kind of exploring themes
of reinvention

in the postmodern psyche
of the young American male.

And there's lots of awesome,
mind-blowing sex.

- Yeah, what do you know
about awesome sex?

- It's fiction.

[soft music]

♪

- Maddie Jonson.

No "H" in Jonson.

- How does a girl
from Pottsville become...

- Stop it, stop it.

- Maddie Jonson, Saffron...

- [echoing] See, I love you.

- Alice, Alice.

Ava.

Ava Bloom, 117 61...

- Molly?

Hi, there.

- Hi.

Sorry.

Must have dozed off.

- Well, you found
a good spot to do it.

- Yeah.

- Are you ready?

- For what?

- For your first one-on-one.

I'm Gail, your advisor.

How about we get you
some coffee?

I can use some myself.

I'd like to start
with the basics.

So if you have any questions,
of course, that's great too.

- Sounds good.

- You're tugging
at your clothes.

Is this uncomfortable for you?

- No, it's very comfortable.

- Good.

Tell me, were you in therapy
in Indianapolis?

- Indianapolis?

- Did I get that wrong?

- Oh, no, you got it right,
actually.

I've been just moving
so much recently,

that I put down Indianapolis
as my last permanent address.

But you got it.

- I understand you came here
in a rush.

It sounded quite intense.

- It was.

I was in a...

dangerous relationship.

Very unhealthy for me.

But I got out of it.

And it's okay, you know?

I'm okay.

- Molly.

- Mm-hmm?

- This is a place where
you don't have to be okay.

- Thank you.

- Ending a relationship,
no matter how unhealthy,

is an upheaval.

So it's very important
that you understand why.

- Why--why I left?

I think--

- Why you were there
in the first place.

- That's easy.

I think I was in love.

- And?

- And...isn't that enough?

- Apparently not.

- Well, then I guess I was
in love with the wrong person.

- Sure.

But why?

I would propose that when
you started the relationship,

you were a little bit
the wrong person yourself.

- Not sure I'm following you.

- That's okay.

Can you tell me
why you're crying?

- I don't know.

- That's okay;
you don't have to know.

We'll get
to the bottom of this.

I promise you.

Right down to the bottom.

- Good.

[lively music playing]

♪

- Hey, Robbie, my man,
how's it hanging, bro?

- Low and to the left, amigo.

No, not for me.

I'm off the sauce for a minute.

Got to get back in game shape.

- All right, no problem.

- That should cover my tab,

with a little extra
for your hospitality.

- Aw, man.

That's really nice of you,
thanks.

Whoa, whoa.

Your tab's officially
cleared, man.

- Good man.

[women speaking French]

- Good afternoon, ladies.

Welcome to the Nighthawk.

What can I get you?

- We are want many drinks,

and, uh, the most funs here.

- The most...
- Funs.

- We want the most funs.

- Robbie, they want
the most funs.

- Hello.

Are you the most fun?

[women speaking French]

- I am.

I am the most fun.

Yeah.

Let's go ahead
and start a new tab.

- Let's go ahead and do that.

- Yeah, yeah.

Hi.

[dark music]

♪

[chatter on TV]

♪

- Do me a favor
and get it over with.

I'm not into
dramatic death scenes.

- Oh, Maxie.

Always so bossy.

I'm not gonna kill you.

At least not just yet.

- ♪ I don't want
to run around ♪

♪ I don't want to run around

♪ No, I don't, don't, don't

♪ I promised I won't run

♪ No matter where I go

♪ Even if I skip town

♪ I'll be right in your soul

♪ I don't want to run around

♪ I don't want to run around

♪ No, I don't, don't, don't

♪ This I know