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It's gonna be a good day. It's gonna be a great day.

Great day...

What's up, Stinney?

-Hey, hey. -Oh, oh, okay. Okay...

-Offensive line? -All right.

Hey, you hit me in my sternum.

I can, I can explain. Uh...

Explain what, man? What's going on?

Just a second.

Stinney, you good, brother?

It was an honest mistake. It must have slipped my mind.

But I think they'll be done soon.

What? Stinney, now you playing, man.

Come on, man. Oh, oh... Swim move, you see? All lean...

-[Stinney] I tried to warn you. -You know politics.

[Stinney] Galatians 5:22.

"Fruits of the spirit... Gentleness and self-control."

[hammers tap] [boards creak]

[Corey] Stinney!

[Stinney] I tried to warn you,

but you wouldn't listen.

Stinney, why wasn't I told the church

is under construction?

Technically, I told you.

Sort of It was in the book of bills.

We don't have any money for upgrades.

Well, I thought the same thing, too.

So I charged it.

Charged it? How much?

A little bit.

Stinney, how much?

You can't put a price on the Lord, Corey.

[Corey] Stinney!

How much did it cost?

48.

The First 48?

48 Laws of Power?

I know you didn't spend $4,800 on construction?

$48,000.

-$48,000?! -[Stinney] With a new look

to the church, we can make it up in donations.

With the old look to the church, we don't need donations!

You make a strong point.

Oh, my God.

[Reporter] Pastor...

we have a few questions.

[Corey] What is this?

How long have you and your fianc� been

in a polyamorous relationship?

-Polyamorous relationship? What? -[Reporter #2] Is it true

that your gambling addiction is the reason Bethlehem Temple

is on the brink of foreclosure?

Gambling? What are you talking about?

[Reporter #3] Pastor Carr, word is you stole tents

from Lubbock's homeless

for use at the church's 50th anniversary event.

[Corey] No, what happened was

-Calvin stole the... -[Rodney] No more questions.

No more questions. No more questions.

Now, the pastor has nothing to hide.

And if he did, y'all wouldn't be the ones to find out.

This is over. Let's go.

-[Stinney] None of it's true! -[Rodney] No, let's go.

[Corey] No, it's BS!

[Reporter #1] We will not have it.

[Corey] None of it's true.

? Churchy ?

? I'm going to church today 'cause I need love ?

Man... I need a sandwich.

-I gotta calm down. -A sandwich at a time like this?

There are lives at stake.

Yeah, so is my blood pressure.

What does a sandwich do for your blood pressure?

[Rodney] See, that's why he left the church

in the first place. That's the reason you here.

He too busy eating.

-Are you kidding me right now? -Listen, if I gotta go...

I ain't got time to put down

a toilet tissue or a little thing.

I just sit down and I pray about it.

That's... disgusting, Calvin.

Guys, guys, guys. This is serious business.

We actually might have a problem.

Look what I just saw online.

[Ted] I'm not one to name names.

But as a leader, as a pastor,

integrity truly matters.

So what do you do when the truth comes to light?

And for anyone

who has the audacity to try to judge this man

for his alternative lifestyle,

for welcoming multiple lovers all at the same time,

for his steadfast delusions of betting

on the Dallas Cowboys year after year,

I'm asking you, brothers and sisters,

to remember this verse:

"He who is without sin, cast the first stone".

We all need to practice patience

and pray for our dear brother in Christ,

Pastor...

Corey Carr Jr., Bethlehem Temple.

Yeah... Did you get all that?

-I'm not watching this, bro. -Goofy... A goofy.

Ooh. He is just annoying.

-Annoying and goofy. -[Sharon] You know, that man

would lie to Jesus if it meant he could get more people

in his congregation.

I mean, all this because I told people he stole

sermons off YouTube.

And all he did is steal sermons

off of YouTube, like, directly, verbatim,

word for word; like, an all-you-can-preach buffet!

He better be glad I'm saved,

because I'd knock the ink off that tattoo line.

What y'all trying to get into?

Huh? Y'all trying to get it crackin'?

Whoa...

Because my application's still pending.

You know what I mean? We can make it safe.

-Okay. -Just chill, Calvin.

Okay? I'ma talk to him. I'ma talk to him.

Pastor to pastor, I'ma square this away.

We gonna clear this up. Okay? We gonna clear this up.

You sound scared.

-I'm not scared. -[Rodney] You don't need to go

-back to jail. -He sounds scared.

You need to talk to your boy. Okay?

Jail... Remember jail?

[Calvin] Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.

-[Calvin] Don't give me no gun. -[Corey] Hey...

-Yeah, uh... -What?

-They still out there? -Yeah, everybody's out there.

All the reporters are out there that way.

-So that's not gonna work. -Oh, gosh!

-They will not leave us alone! -[Rodney] I got it.

Look, you go focus on being holy with him.

-Y'all exchange scriptures. -Okay.

I'ma take care of this.

Sounds like a job for the Reverend Rescuer.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And his sidekick, the Minister of Mayhem.

Yeah!

Okay, you're not a minister at all.

I'm not spending the day with Tweedle Dee

and Tweedle Dumb.

Y'all handle that, Rescuer, Minister of Meatballs,

Sharon, come with me.

If we sneak out the back, I think it'll be good.

[upbeat funk music]

-Hey, how you doing? -I'm good. How are you?

Good! Let me know when you're ready to order.

[Keith] Will do.

It's a large menu.

What kind of restaurant is this?

Uh, well, we serve food.

Mm... Food... Understood.

All right, um, [scoffs] take your time, honey.

We don't close till next Christmas.

Understood.

Pastor Corey Carr!

Get out here right now! We know you hear us!

Oh, Pastor Corey!

We can see...

Oh, look who's playing hooky. Let's go.

[Sharon sighs]

You know what, Corey?

You want some ice cream?

No!

Girl, I don't want no ice cream at a time like this!

[gentle music]

[Corey] Mm.

[chuckles]

"I don't want any ice cream."

Listen, when you right, you right.

Look at you.

You enjoying yourself, aren't you?

[Corey] You know ice cream just makes the day be okay.

It ain't got to have a problem.

-Makes your heart happy, huh? -[Corey] Mm, mmm!

[Sharon] I love it.

You know, it got the vanilla sprinkles!

Let's get up. La, la, la!

The star, the star, Niles Burton!

[Fan #1] Oh, hey, there.

[Fan #2] You are more ripped

than in the movies.

I don't do 2,000 push-ups every morning

-for no reason. -Oh, yeah.

[Keisha] Well, babe,

how about you give your two biggest fans

an autograph before we go?

-Sounds like a great idea. -Okay.

All right, so who do I make this out to?

-Frozen milk? -Frozen milk!

I don't want it.

Get in.

Kevin.

-Kevin, is that you? -[Keisha] Niles.

That big head can't hide behind that little menu, Kevin.

[Corey] You know my name is Corey, okay?

You know that. What do you want?

What's all these whispers

I'm hearing about you and my fianc�e?

-Fianc�e?! -Yes.

Oh, you don't waste no time.

We are in love, okay, Corey? So just deal with it.

Look, there's no way either of y'all believe

any of these rumors are true.

True or not, you need to clear this up,

because what me and Keisha have is real.

Even the sharpest scissors cannot cut our love rope.

Don't nobody want to cut you and Keisha's stupid love rope!

Keep my fianc�e's name out your mouth!

Wow.

[Niles] You're not fooling me, Kevin.

I know who you are.

-Yeah, I know who you are. -You know my name is Corey.

[funky electronic music]

[Rodney] His hairline is tattooed on!

What does that mean?

And I don't like the glasses he got on.

They make him look like a Mr. Ladybug.

[energetic music[ Good evening, Lubbock.

I'm Cindi Strong with Channel 3 News,

reporting live from Bree's,

where earlier today a dramatic confrontation unfolded between

Pastor Corey Carr

and movie star Niles Burton.

-Such a local affiliate. -[Cindy] I'm here with

eyewitnesses Natasha Wilkerson and Macie Taylor,

who came for lunch but left with more than enough... tea.

She's using language from Baddieson TV.

-Tea? Really? -[Calvin] Mm-hmm.

What about the altercation, ladies?

Yes, the altercation...

Well, y'all ain't hear it from me, but that pastor...

The one who he, you know,

saying that they had the Freakniks instead

of Bible study?

Yes, that one.

Well, he was mad because that handsome actor man...

Freaknik was in the '90s!

[Macie] He was over there

cheatin' with the pastor's first lady.

-[Calvin] Mm-mm. -They're not even together.

Ex-first lady... This is what I be talking about.

She don't know what she talking about.

They broke up.

Anyway, the whole time they was engaged.

-Can you believe that? -What are y'all doing?

Just trying to uncover the truth about Pastor Carr.

Any comment?

Oh, uh, [giggles] Pastor Carr?

He's such a lovely man.

-A lovely man... -Did you see that?

Uh, no... A man, a man that loves God.

Loves God, yes, and, um, that is what I find lovely in any man.

Seems like somebody been going to Bible study,

-if you know what I mean. -[laughter]

Thank you!

And I'm Cindi Strong with Channel 3 News, signing off.

See, I'm the head of PR around here, okay?

We gotta control this narrative, bro.

I agree, but...

Her storyline is fantastic! Damn!

-[Calvin whoops] -She wants a PR war?

Yeah, we'll give her one.

[smooth funk music]

-[Sharon] Oh, my God. -[Corey] Okay, chill.

-[Corey] Chill. -[Sharon] Okay, all right.

[Sharon] So aggressive. Look at his walk.

Hi, how you doing?

Wajne Jackson, head of security. State your business.

Uh, we're just here to see Pastor Teddy.

We just need to kind of go through here and park.

Parking here requires a level five security clearance issued

by the church's security office.

A level five security clearance to park?

What is this, the Pentagon or a church?

Now, since y'all obviously lack the necessary credentials,

I'ma need y'all to park-

[marker squeaks]

-here, in the unregistered guest lot.

Um, what'd you say your name was?

Wajne Jackson. Wajne with a J.

[Sharon] Wajne with a J.

Mm, that is just so... different.

-I'm Dominican. -[Sharon] Is there any

way you can let us just creep on in there and park?

We'll be really quick, I promise.

No, ma'am, access here is strictly prohibited.

Listen, I'm wearing heels. And it's 100 degrees out here.

You want me walking

and sweating and dripping?

You want us to walk, like, a good ten blocks, don't you?

And a half, ma'am.

Excuse me?

It's ten and a half blocks if you take the safe route.

Seven if you're cutting through the cemetery,

but I wouldn't advise it.

Now look, I don't make the rules here.

You just said you were the head of security.

Yeah, you did.

Y'all listen very well... Now listen to this.

-Move it on out. -[Corey] I want you to know

-your flirting never works. -Never!

[Corey] You bat your eyelashes and people don't say anything.

[gentle music]

[platter clatters]

Anything else for you?

Um, yeah, I actually just had a quick question.

The pancakes, are they made fresh or is it,

like, a premix?

They're made fresh.

Everything here that you see? Yeah, it's made fresh.

Okay, the cornbread,

is it like a stone ground cornmeal

or, like, just regular?

[sighs] It's just regular.

It's like...

cornbread.

Hmm.

Uh...

The chili?

-What about my chili? -[Keith] Is it a slow

cook recipe or is it more like a quick simmer?

What are you, like a little food critic or something?

-Actually... -Look, everything is fresh!

Everything is real.

-[Bree] Okay? -Hmm.

And to top it off, yes, my chili,

it simmers for hours, all right?

Now, is there anything,

anything else I can help you with?

Actually...

I'll take...

the chicken fried steak, if you don't mind,

and...

I see you have pecan pie.

Can I get a slice of that as well to round it out?

And... And a bowl of

that slow cooked chili, please.

Coming right up. [upbeat music]

All right, all right, just one at a time.

[Reporter #1] Mr. Joseph,

any comments on Pastor Corey's polygamy

and the threatening of the beloved Niles Burton?

First of all, Niles Burton can't even act like that.

How dare you?

And polygamy, please!

This is clearly just

an organized smear campaign against a good man.

-Good man! -A Black man.

Black man!

-Oh, here we go. -Here we go.

[Calvin] Corey Carr stands for...

integrity, okay? Prosperity...

-[Rodney] Uh-huh. -[Calvin] And...

Uh...

-Clarity. -And clarity!

[Rodney] Reporters, I want you to ask yourself this question.

-Do you want the truth? -Hmm.

Or do you just want to tear down the Black man?

[Reporter #1] We're here to find out if there's any

truth to the claims that the church's pending foreclosure is

in any way connected to your pastor's alleged

-gambling problem. -The only thing that Corey Carr

-has ever gambled on... -Mm-hmm.

[Rodney] ...was when he made the biggest bet of his life...

-Ooh. -Leaving L.A.

and his ex-fianc�e...

-Mm! -And came to Lubbock, Texas

to pastor Bethlehem Temple.

A huge wager- that he lost!

Multiple sources have confirmed

that Pastor Carr attempted a hostile coup

upon his arrival to Lubbock,

attempting to seize a leadership position

that was already filled.

It wasn't hostile, though.

Oh, but it was an attempted takeover?

This is all beside the point.

Uh, in the blue, next question.

[breathing heavily]

[Corey] All right. We parked.

We walked. We're here.

We would like to see Pastor Teddy.

Now!

Uh...

I know he ain't.

You know what?

He wanna fight.

Ahh!

All right. One last thing.

I just need to confirm that you're on the visitors list

to actually enter the church's grounds.

You just had us park

in the unregistered guest parking lot.

Now why would we be on the visitors list?

Unregistered guest lot's for parking only.

Visitors list is for entry.

Two separate, completely different processes.

And so if you're not on the guest list...

Then you need to register online.

And then once your visitor status is approved,

then you'd be good to go.

Fine. Fine.

Just send me the link, and I'll do it now.

-[Sharon] Please. -Uh, processing takes 72 hours.

What?

So you knew we wasn't

on the visitors list before we walked all

the way over here, didn't you?

Well, now you know, too.

You wanna fight.

Come on, now. I'll bring the Wajne.

[Sharon] Let's go. Come on, Wajne with a J!

All right.

Hey, have a great day, Pastor Carr.

Tell Niles I said hi. Big fan...

-Big fan... -[sighing]

-Corey, just let it go. -No, no, no.

-Follow my lead. -Okay.

[upbeat music] [whispering] I got you.

-Hey! Hey! -[whispering] I got you, go, go!

So, Mr. Joseph,

are you saying that Pastor Carr is above reproach?

I got this. I got this. I'm sorry, ma'am.

Could you use that word in a sentence?

[Rodney] All in all,

Corey Carr is the beacon of calm composure and restraint.

You'd be a fool to question his character.

You gotta think about it.

[Corey] I got your media pass. You let me in

this church right now, or so help me God,

I will show you what happens when you mess with Corey Carr!

Teddy, you wanna lie on me? Start rumors about me?

Command, this is Wajne!

I got two suspects trying to break into the church!

One might be armed, one is bald!

[Corey] Shut up, Jamal, Bart, Mark, Ho.

Teddy, you meet me, pastor to pastor,

7 o'clock on the dot at Bree's Diner!

7 o'clock on the dot like Usher!!!

Fake security guard, stupid braids...

[indistinct shouting]

All right, folks, that will be all for today.

I think we learned everything. This is over.

Well, you didn't answer any of our questions.

[Rodney] Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Don't do that. Yes, I did. I answered.

They just weren't the answers that you wanted.

It's a big difference. All right?

Y'all be blessed. Have a good night.

There it is. [chuckles] Oh!

And God bless this church! Hmm?

God bless this city. And God bless America.

-Okay? -Come on!

[upbeat music] [reporters clamor indistinctly]

All right, so who want to take bets on if he even show up?

Man, he ain't gonna show.

He all talk and Instagram sermons.

Nah, honestly, Teddy could either show up

all righteous or...

not show and send some cryptic tweet about spiritual battles.

Well, he better show up because I did not walk 10 blocks

in heels to be ghosted by Pastor Petty.

Pray for me, y'all. Y'all better pray for me.

I got this annoying customer over here.

Mm-hmm. Look at him.

He been over here camping out all day

and then asking

all these questions about every little thing

on the menu and today, of all days,

out of nowhere, it's like we just got

-this big rush for dinner. -Wait, wait, wait.

I know you're not talking about that guy?

[Sharon] Bree, the guy with the dreads and the bandana

eating up all the food on the table?

Yeah, that's the one. Why, you know him?

Girl, that's Keith Lee.

He's only, like, the biggest food critic on social media.

-Yeah. -He got, like,

16 million followers.

16 million?

With an M.

Important question, Bree. Seriously...

Did he order the mashed potatoes yet?

No.

Oh, thank God, 'cause if

he even hints at your terrible service

or that your mashed potatoes taste like

wallpaper paste, you out of business.

Okay.

[Corey] Bree, Bree, Bree...

What did you do?

Hey, I mean...

I may or may not have insulted him

and sent him the wrong orders

hoping he'd get annoyed and leave.

-Oh, Bree -Okay, but, wait, wait!

Hold on. Now dang, y'all. He didn't, though.

He just- He kept sampling, like,

bite after bite and plate after plate.

Who does that?

Keith Lee!

Okay, so what do I do?

Pack it up. It's over.

Yeah...

Might want to put the perishables in separate...

[Sharon] Take the apron off. Give me your clothes.

Oh, I didn't even think you was gonna show.

And miss a chance to help a fellow pastor in crisis?

A crisis you created with your rumors

that you know ain't true, Teddy.

Since when does truth need to be real?

People believe what they want.

I've just been blessed with the gift

to help them, uh... connect the dots.

Connect the dots? You just want to ruin me.

Let's not play victim.

You made this personal.

-Oh, I made this personal? -Mm-hmm.

By telling the truth that you

stole YouTube sermons!

Because you did steal YouTube sermons, didn't you?

And you stole them to try to take my job.

Why don't you just own it and move on?

Move on?

Truth is, I'm just beginning to start.

You thought you could ruin my career,

turn my own family against me,

and then walk away without a scratch?

Corey, there are debts that you must pay.

You know, what is this? What is this?

Some sort of revenge tour?

Come on, brother pastor!

You and I both know revenge belongs to the Lord, right?

I just want the people to see what your fianc�e...

I'm sorry... Niles's fianc�e

has figured out: that you are a failure.

As a pastor,

as a son, and probably as a husband,

we will never know.

We will never...

know.

Man... Man of God!

Did you just try to swing on me?

[Sharon] Get him, Corey! Get him!

Come on, use your big back!

-[Calvin] Man, cut- -[Sharon] Come on!

Get him, Corey! [loud crack]

[groans] I shouldn't have done the back.

I shouldn't have done the back thing.

I farted a little bit.

[groans]

[Sharon] Yeah, that's right! That's right!

[Rodney] Get in there!

Body slam!

Hey, can I get you some desserts?

Look, on the house, it's all on me,

and let me get you a refill before you go.

-[yelling] -[indistinct clamoring]

Come on, baby, let's go!

Twenty on Teddy.

I believe in you, dog! Let's go!

[Rodney] Hey, buddy! Come on!

Get up! Get up! Come on!

Man of God! Get up! Get up!

[Sharon] Yeah, that's right! That's right!

-That's how you do it, Pastor! -[Calvin] You just tag me in!

[Keith] Bree's Diner in Lubbock, Texas.

Where I even start...

In my opinion, this Black-owned business has some of the...

[hand tapping]

Hey.

Yeah, I know exactly who you are, Keith Lee!

-[Bree] All right? -What?

You are not about to play with me.

You are not about to come in here judging my cooking!

All right? In your...

your little brown disguise.

-Disguise? -Yeah, I said it, all right?

You little internet critics

think you can come in here

and give my restaurant a bad review, okay?

-[Bree] No! -I was actually just saying...

You weren't about to do nothing. You weren't saying nothing.

Go ahead and give me this.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, Bree.

I was leaving you a positive review.

You said positive?

Hey, y'all!

So, look, we got Keith Lee right here

in the flesh down here at Bree's Diner.

And he just tried my chili and he loves it.

Ain't that right, Keith?

-Yeah. -Mm-hmm.

Best chili I've ever had.

Ooh, look, do your little rating thing.

Bree's Diner: 10 out of 10.

10 out of 10! Y'all heard it first.

Y'all heard it first right here. Keith Lee approved! Ha-ha!

Now, look here.

If I see anything other than this video posted

right here, oh, we gonna have a problem.

Me and you, got it?

-Understood. -All right, very good.

Very good.

Well, it was a pleasure you stopping by, Keith.

I really appreciate you.

And, uh, on the house next time if you ever want to come by.

I appreciate that, but can I go?

Yeah, I got everything. Here you go.

[soft jazz music]

[energetic music]

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