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My boss has meetings in corporate all day, so he let me go home early.

On a Friday, can you believe that?

Yeah, it sounds nice.

Hey, everyone's... Will?

Wait up. No, come back here. What is going on?

Will?

Will?

Will?

Will?

I'm sorry, I'm... I'm not feeling too good. Can we just chat later?

Can't you take dad with you instead?

What the hell?

You okay?

A little fucking privacy would be nice.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I just had a really bad day.

Are you okay? Are you sick? Are you hurt? What's going on? You can talk to

No, I'm fine.

You're angry. Are you angry at me?

No.

I'm very sorry.

No, I'm sorry.

It's been a terrible day.

Kiki and I, we broke up.

Did you break up with her?

I mean, you can do so much better than her anyways.

I mean, she's not even in your league, sweetheart.

She's not that bright. And what adult woman wears pigtails and schoolgirl

to college?

So immature.

She's mature and smart.

She's just not book smart.

And we have fun together.

It's just... I'm not in her league, and apparently I'm the immature one.

She broke up with you?

Oh, God, how could she?

That's a huge mistake. She's gonna regret letting you go.

You're only saying that because you're my stepmom.

I'm telling you the truth.

Sorry that you're being so affected by this.

Honey, have you been crying?

I've never seen you this upset.

You're not immature, babe.

You are wise beyond your 19 years.

So much so that I think you're more mature, probably more driven than most

my age.

No, she's right.

I'm not as advanced as the guy she's used to dating.

And the things that she told me in front of her girlfriends?

That's so embarrassing.

I've never been that humiliated.

What do you mean, advanced?

Oh, I see.

Well, she's your first girl.

It's up to her to teach you what she likes.

If she deserves it, which clearly she does not.

I'm sorry, but can I just be alone for a little while?

Yes, of course.

I didn't mean to intrude.

What a little tramp. Tell me what she said.

Well, she said lots of things, most of which I don't really care to repeat.

It's okay, Sugar Bear.

Just tell me what you can, and I want to be here to help.

I'm a bad kisser.

And she said, I'm sorry, Will, but I can't be with a

dispassionate man.

You? Dispassionate?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, God.

She's going to tell everyone on campus.

And you know how word travels.

I'm never going to be able to date again.

Not unless I move out of this town.

Anyone who takes the word of an adult woman that wears pigtails seriously

worth your time.

I love the way that Kiki does her hair.

What else did she have to say?

You did say she had a lot.

Another time.

The carnival's going on all weekend, right?

How about we go tomorrow night?

You need some time to process this.

That's totally normal, Sugar Bear.

But just know that when you're ready, I'm here for you.

Thanks.

You know, Tommy, did she ever try to get you to pay for things?

No, not at all.

Her family's loaded.

Like, she'd be going to a private school if her grades were up to par.

So it wasn't about the money.

I just wonder what else she could have found fault in.

Being a bad kisser is a terrible reason to end a relationship.

Yeah, it's just not something I'm comfortable... The time!

That's it, wasn't it? You were always with your rowing team, so I mean, that

probably... She said I was a bad lay, okay?

Okay?

At least, that's what she told me and... in front of all of her super hot

girlfriends.

She says, I can't do this anymore.

Either some guys have it or some guys don't.

Oh, that bitch.

That little bitch.

She's not a bitch, okay?

Sure, she says mean things, but I know she's been going through a tough time

maybe she's just taking it out on me.

You are such a kind...

Intensive, sensitive boy. There's just zero chance... Stop.

There's no way that we can honestly know what she's thinking.

You know, I just need some time to myself.

Please?

I need to think.

Okay.

Yes, I completely respect your privacy.

And I'm... I'll go now.

I'll go.

how you kissed her.

I can't. I'm not a poet.

How does one even begin to describe how you kiss somebody?

Well, show me.

I mean, I'd be an excellent kissing judge.

I've had more than my fair share over the years. And don't tell your dad that.

I can't do that.

That isn't right.

Why? It's an innocent experiment.

I mean, if you're a bad kisser, I'll tell you. I can help you and...

teach you the way that women like to be kissed.

So, kiss you, like, on the mouth?

Well, that's generally where kisses place, so, sure.

So, kiss you like I would kiss Kiki?

I mean, if you close your eyes, maybe you can just imagine that I'm Kiki.

Sugar Bear, I just brushed my teeth. I'm fresh and clean.

Don't you want to know if she was being honest or not?

I do.

I'm ready.

Hold up one second.

Why don't you try just relaxing your lips like mine?

Start with some soft pecs and then you can try a little grabby lip.

Is it grabulous?

Yeah, just the way it sounds.

Give it a try.

Whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

This is a mistake.

Did I do something wrong?

Did I kick you or touch you wrong?

No, it was very natural.

That's the problem.

I'm going to give you that space that you needed.

It was my idea. I'm really sorry.

I'll see you in the morning, okay?

I'll give you that free time. Sure.

Hey, Mom?

Oh.

Mom?

No. Kitty.

Mmm.

This other one. Here we go. Yeah.

Oh, that feels so good.

I really like this.

Do you want me to put it in my mouth?

Mhm. You know? Yeah.

um um

Is it okay?

Can I grab it? Yeah, you can.

Does that feel good, baby?

Can I touch down here?

Yes, you can, baby.

Touch it here.

That feels good.

Do you like pushing my pussy when I blow you?

Yeah, there you go. Rub

that pussy.

Yeah, that feels good.

Oh, that feels so good.

Do you like the way the inside of my pussy feels?

Do you want me to suck on your balls?

Yes, love.

That's a good dick right there.

I can't even put the whole thing in my mouth.

Let me take this skirt off.

And now these.

Let's get rid of these. We don't need them, right?

But I want to keep the tie on.

Beautiful cock.

Oh yeah.

Just tease that pussy.

Make it nice and wet.

Oh look at that.

We're not going to go in yet.

I don't think that's right.

I feel so good though.

You can feel my pussy getting nice and wet.

Yeah.

That's what you're going to be looking for, okay?

Okay.

I can spit on it too and get it nice and juicy.

Yeah, just tease it.

Okay. Just tease it like that. Just like that, Mom? Yeah.

Just like that, honey.

Oh, sure.

There.

What if we just do a little bit?

Yeah. I want to.

Are

you

sure, Mom?

Yeah. Come on, baby. I want you to do it.

Come for me.

Come for me, Mom.

I'm getting close.

Yeah? Yeah. Okay.

Oh.

No.