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Has anyone seen my iPad?

Am I talking to myself?

Dana. It's on the nightstand where you left it.

Honey, let's go.

We're already an hour late.

Hey,

Mom,

I got the candy.

Kyle, how'd the job search go?

Well, I got him to schedule me an interview.

But then mom said she needed me.

Christ, Dana!

No, no, no.

We're just decorating. We had to run to the store to get a new angel fixture for

the living room. Dana!

Hi, how's darling?

What the hell? I get this kid a job interview and then you've got him...

Shopping for Toskies for you?

Sweetie, I need him. He's got the best taste.

Alright, I have to go find some sandals for my costume.

I think it's great that you love your stepmother

and everything, but look at you.

You're a goddamn mess.

You don't even talk to your friends from the computer anymore, hang out. You're

just glued to your mother's skirt.

No, she said that... I know, I know. But no one's going to want to marry a 25

-year -old boy who's never raised his voice in his life before, who hangs out

with his mama all day and night.

You do like women, right, son?

Of course I do.

It's just, she said... I don't know what I'm going to do with you, son.

Okay, you need to get out there and get a job. Experience the world.

Go out to a bar.

Do some drugs.

You do realize that your stepmother is robbing you from a young man's life,

right?

No.

No. No, no, she wouldn't do that. She loves me.

She gets me.

Look, I'll get a job. Yes.

Yes, you will.

You know Dr. Roman from the psych ward?

Uh -huh.

Yeah, well, he's throwing a party tonight, a Halloween party. And your

and I are going.

And so are you.

Now, Mr. Schultz is going to be there too.

Mr. Schultz?

Yeah, he's the head of the accounting department at the hospital.

Your mother and I are going to introduce you to him and you're going to keep

your mouth shut. And I'm going to tell him how you're a wonderfully fine young

man and you have an IQ of 140 and we're going to get you a decent job at the

hospital.

Okay? There's a lot of young college women that work there.

And if I know Schultz, he's old school.

Gonna have him little pencil dresses and guasins with a lot of cleavage. It's

like open season over there.

Don't act like you don't like tits, boy. I see you salivating all over your

mother's.

You do like tits, right boy?

Or are you more into dicks?

Almost ready.

Look, don't disrespect mom.

Seriously, Judy?

It's Halloween night.

Fine. I'll be there in 15 minutes, okay?

Okay, look.

You're going to go to this party with your mother, okay?

You're going to find Schultz. He's a short guy, bald, red -faced, snorty

You're going to walk up to him.

You're going to introduce yourself as Dr.

Steven's son. And can you please have a job, sir?

You understand that? Can you handle that?

Yes, sir.

Now you have a costume.

Don't fuck it up.

Hi, I'm Dr. Steven Sun.

Hi, I'm Dr.

Steven Sun.

Hi, I'm Dr. Steven's son.

I would like a job for a minute.

Hi,

I'm Dr.

Steven's son. Hello, Dr.

Steven. Excuse me.

Tell me, Doctor, do you think my costume is too sexy for all those buddy

-duddies you work with?

I heard the car pull out. Will Kyle be joining us at the party?

You know, since it's just us, maybe we should have a little fun before we go.

Wait, wait, wait. Oh, no, no, no. Leave it on.

I think it's so hot.

It's like I'm stripping for a stranger.

Oh.

Ooh.

You like my naughty Halloween costume?

You're going to love my naughty Halloween lingerie.

Ooh. That's a bra.

What's that got to do with my tongue?

I

can't.

Do you want me to do that thing now?

Like that?

Stroke your tic for me, show me

Look at my panties dirty.

My dirty panties.

Take this off you bad boy.

Just really, just real quick.

Just really quickly, yeah?

Yeah?

Oh, you're so hard.

Oh, you're so hard.

Oh, we... Here, Mom, see you. We have to stop.

But why?

We've come this far already.

Dad got called in to work. This doesn't have to leave this room. I promise.

Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell you, but... It just felt so right, you know?

Oh, God.

Oh, God. You're... You're right.

Felt right, but as usual, I was just way off base.

Sorry.

Honey, no.

Don't go.

Look, I know why you did what you did.

I understand.

I've been holding you back out of fear of losing you.

But, you know, I should have been feeling confidence in you.

What do you mean?

Mommy's gonna give you the best lesson in confidence you can ever have, okay?

Experience.

Yeah. Dirty pirate boy.

Yeah. Yeah. So good.

So good. Oh my gosh.

Yeah, oh yeah

Show me what you like.

I love you, too.

Oh, you're a man.

Yeah, that's right. Oh, man.

That's such a good fit.

Yeah,

it's so cool to go.

I mean, I'll take my car.

Yeah, big boy.

Take it.

It's yours.

Take it from your daddy.

Take it from your daddy. That's your pussy now. Take it.

It's that tough.

You're making me

angry

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

That's your pussy now. Take that pussy from your daddy.

Take that pussy from your mean daddy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

More.

More.

Yeah. Yeah. You're all man.

You're all man.

Oh, fuck, mommy.

Yeah. Don't come yet. Oh, Mommy, I'm going to come.

Don't come yet. You save it. Make Mommy come first.

Yeah. Yeah, make Mommy come first.

Don't. Oh, yeah, Mommy, come on, my cock.

at the party tonight.

Shall we?

Mm -hmm.

You

do

like kids, boy, right? Ready? More in a day.

I think it's great that you love your mother and everything, but... Sad

Oh, yeah. That'd be bad, right?

I heard the call, but... Sorry.

Okay. I told you you were making me crazy.

Oh, no, I'm not.

Still rolling. The pussy goes higher.

Something's about to come out. I apologize.

Wiener.

Please.

Please don't. I'm cursing.

Thank you so much.

It's a Misa X film. Please turn up to curse as little as possible.

Okay, and... Can I sit on his cock?

Yeah. Okay.

Take your hands off of me, I'm here.

And action.

No cursing.

Take your cock, it's fine.

Here we go.