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Hello

I took a vacation

For as much as 3 days

For 3 days

Yes, for 3 days I will be with you and will not be a doctor

And who will you

Well, for example, I will

a plumber like you

Hello my name is Yura and I'm a plumber

What will we do with the plumber Yura

Well, besides everything else

What can be done with a plumber

We will

Look at the stars for example

intriguing for now

For now, I kiss thank you

Mmm

you will celebrate with friends

Yeah will come tomorrow

And we decided to arrange a home party something like

you just don't turn everything here

We are still waiting for someone

Anyutka Happy Birthday

Thank you

Hello everyone

Suddenly go through

And what is unexpected

This is my birthday

And I owe my birth to me, including dad

Dad

And what can I call it

Mikhail Andreevich

but for me it is nothing at all

And I like it

Call me a dad

mmm how everything looks appetizing

Really cooked

Uh huh super

I also like to cook and

love to cook and what

else do you do besides

the fact that you like

to cook and get into

someone else's life

Denis, I said that I

myself called it but I

don’t understand, but

it’s incomprehensible

then this is the same house, it is not her house

but you can not talk about me about me in the 3rd face

You yourself gave me this apartment or not

Legally, she is mine

And your house is my legal

I hope you have enough brains no longer appear there

Class

All your ha is super

I understand correctly then

you are forbidden to take friends to your house

And you can also

3-

Both concerns

Sorry

I can be hungry

To look

that dad dad plays

And what makes you a father at all

Well, in addition, genetic material

Alena needs you

Don't even think about it

And you can forbid people to think

I can if I need oo

Well then it explains a lot

You think that

You have been drawing here in 18 years

And someone needs you

Nobody needs you

Alena is even more so

And let her decide herself

And then there is nothing to decide

Alena has long made her choice

When I took it out of that shit

into which you put it

And she will be grateful to me for this until the end of her life

will not go anywhere from me

And you completely

You don't give a choice yes

And she is not like people

She doesn't choose dishes

I think you have to go home

And you will pay me now for me to leave

just like them

I went from here to hell with dads where the cake is

I can't

The rain calls

Hello Martyshka

Hello

Someone really wanted to see the older sister someone daughter

How are you

Fine

well, the baby will go

Mom in general, I have a very serious conversation for you

You will be tea

Sit down

mothers and we could live all together

All together is who

Well, I'm you

Dad Katya and Vasya

And Vanya of course

why do you imagine how good we would

Vasya would cook

You would work dad

It would be easier

Well, cool cool

but I'm afraid the baby will not work

The cat is where we go

And what will we take with us of course

And you forgot the rang of allergies to young children yeah

I see MMM

Then this is what else

And this is what Katya said

that all desires need to be recorded

This is my only desire for a birthday

I don't need anything else

A Beauty from the Silver Screen

How they see

Like a Dream

I Was Like People and Cream

Hello hello

You try to come in of course

You forgive you without a call

Just

worried

Kid 응

Let's go home

okay, I have already called a taxi

Yes, I will soon agree

And where are you going

I have dinner with aneta

I told you

He will be there in the sense of who

You understood who

Denis is not night

You didn't answer the question

He will not be there

And you were dressed up for whom for yourself

This is not funny

I don't laugh

You won't go anywhere

let me go that you do it on purpose

Why are you teasing me

You like it

It starts you

starts when I am jealous

Yes, you sleep with him

Look into my eyes

You sleep with him

We just talk sometimes sometimes

I know this communication

We have a common daughter with him

This is the common daughter with you

Answer me a question

You sleep with him

no you cheating on me

I have a test on a lie detector to go through

Porridge is very tasty

tasty what a son come on

well, son, well, eat good

Mmm

Well, you don't eat with me

Mmm so

Vaska Bandit

Please get dressed Olya

Help

Find it okay

Yes, of course

Chok

Porridge

And what

can not stand porridge

I don't understand who this child is

I just adored porridge as a child

Apparently in mom

She bothers her constantly

why didn't you say where are we going

This is a surprise

I start to get nervous with a word with a word

You can at least hint

You will like it, I hope

So it can be then

Maybe then a dress

The dress is great

Get dressed sooner

Book 10 minutes holds everything

On the other hand, it is cold outside

I was frozen can all the same then on trousers

Vasyachka there are traffic jams

I called a taxi

dress or in rivers

Help please

put on what you want

Just be my wife

you make me a proposal

I want you to be very happy

It was a cool weekend

yes

The plumber is also satisfied

And the plumbing still has a phone disconnected

To be precise

The sound is turned off

Really better

3 days did not play

3 days still

Not over

Dear passengers

If there is a doctor on the train

Please go to the 11th carriage

I know nothing

I am a plumber in such a long train should be a doctor

Except me

I repeat if there is a doctor on the train

please go to the 11th carriage

Apparently there is no doctor of plumbing of the yeah.

I am a plumber

Dear passengers

If there is a doctor on the train Urgently go to the 11th carriage

Okay, I laid it out

You are a doctor again

Yeah

I'm a doctor where to go

Please here

how much to the nearest station is half an hour

The ambulance was called

Yes, they are waiting well there

And how much is he without

consciousness 10 minutes

Look in things

in clothes or maybe

There are some medicines in the bag

There is a flashlight yes now

Thanks you were nearby

Yes, maybe

He complained about something or suffocated

I don't know I really didn't see

He kind of said

What is hot to him

I found nitroglycerin

There is a first -aid kit

Yes, of course, bring it

Put the first -aid kit

Where do we go

You're fine

The main thing is that he is fine

I hope it will be

In the near future

You know what's jur

Better to be always a doctor

You know

I love you

Lyal

You don't have to pretend already

Hello

And this is who my name is Marina

I am a polygraphologist from the Ling Detection Agency

Denis you are serious

In general, this is a common service

What is the service check of the honesty of the spouse

But if we do not agree

we will not spend anything

yes no let's spend well

Then in the beginning your voluntary consent

I will ask questions

and you answer them

At the same time, I

record changes in some

indicators of your body,

blood pressure frequency

of pulse electrical

resistance of the skin

reaction of the brain

areas analysis of the

results and expert opinion have legal force

it means

You can use them in court

For example, in a divorce proceedings

or any other legal disputes

I think perfectly

We will need it

Alena

Let's start the technique suggests

that answers to questions can only be yes or no

Let's start with a simple one

We are in Moscow

No

We are in St. Petersburg yes

Today is Tuesday

No

Today is Friday yes

Your name is Alena

Yes

You are married yes

You are cheating on your husband Denis

No

You had sex with Mikhail Biological

your daughter's father after meeting Denis

your husband

No

You want to get into a sexual connection with Mikhail

The biological father of your daughter

No

You have ever had sexual fantasies regarding

other men

no you love your husband

at the moment

answer yes or no

Please do not answer this question

Then we finished

I need a few days for official processing

The customer will receive the official answer

You can also get an instance

What I say

Use it

In court

Wait

Can I ask myself a question

well, I don't know that never before

Only 3 questions

Well, if the customer does not mind

I think you can

I don't mind

Fine

Write questions

I will answer you you will answer

3rd question I can't ask

Sorry only 2

You have ever been subjected to your husband

Denis to psychological violence

control and insults

Yes, you have ever been subjected to your husband

Denis physical violence

Yes

If you insist

I'm ready to ask the 3rd question

We do not insist

The formation of a public image

high -level support for media

work to neutralize negative publications

full control of social networks

Work with Smey Press Release

But the main thing in the

1st line we will begin with

thorough psychological

training for us to study

you to feel that we can

determine your mission

together and already work

with it is the basis of personal branding

Well, in general, I would like a personal publicist

Like Carey Bredu Samantha in the series remember

So called the press of agents or PR directors

publicist PRAR, we can call this

Whatever the main personal brand is an investment

And here the question is who you will trust your capital

And the money is not a problem

This refers to talent and reputation

And this was told to me that Agnia Master create an image

I see

I'm ready for serious roles

I see myself just as a serious artist

And I assure you too

And in the 1st line, a serious screenwriter

And I would like to start work with this

You wrote at least 1 script

Well, not yet

I would start with this

what was nice to meet you

I think my colleagues will go further without me

1 minute

So

what are you here 1

In the dark

You don't go home

Yes, I'll sit here for half an hour and go

I have nowhere to rush here mmm

Tell me a lone wolf

Only by garlic

You are happy here

Here in your favorite city of childhood

With the best friend behind the wall

What are you joking

Fedya

you send bouquets to whom

Well, in the 1st is not constantly

And only once a week

True, the last 2 years

Well, that is

about 100 bouquets are obtained

interesting 104 if there is an accurate strife

Listen to you will scold me very much for it

Fucking

That is, you sent 104 bouquets to a woman

who can say you at the altar left yes

Or it was such gratitude

that she ran away from you

Yes, what's the difference

In any case, she never answered

You would better send them to that very distant relative

Still, the main thing is all this time, my friend is called me called

Yes, because I

I tried to warn you and apparently was right

Witch yes

what will you do now

Don't know

But I will not give up

And I don't advise you

let's drink for it

Hungry now quickly get something to you

Sash we need to talk

I live a fictional life and I like it more

That's why it is fictional

I can't

And what can you not

live like Christ for the bosom

do not work a nanny eat

I don't love you

and never loved

Well

Sorry

And then this is all fear

I was scared then

I thought I could not cope 1

You know

I have never had a normal relationship

And I always wanted them

And then I turned up to you right

And how do you think I have to react to the news

that my wife never loved me

Don't know

And I know

I got sick of Vasya

I get out of my skin

trying

my legs just wipe about me

So you let

I'm sorry

Sorry

Well, why did you suddenly shut up

Tell me already aloud about it

Well, tell me you know what you say

Vanya is not your son

Fighted

No

No

did not feel better, but I felt a little better

I really hoped

that you love me

This was my only chance

on a normal life

to normal

7 what about me

I lived in a normal life

No sash

You were unhappy

So far, here

Yeah and here on this page

Hello

Hello

I will collect the yeah

What is this

Business offer

I'll go for now

seriously

You want to buy from me

My agency

Well, technically, I'm not quite yours

well, my share is good

You want to get rid of me here for only a month

Well, what are you in any case

This is so a draft

The idea of compilation

But I'm sure this will be beneficial for us all

You understand that

And how it will be beneficial to me

You know what the main quality of a good businessman

the ability to step aside in time and give your business

To develop and hint

that it's time for me to retire

you are tired you are burned out

And for the agency this is a path to nowhere

In fact, I just want to ease your choice for you

You think yes yes no no

By the way, the numbers are easy to adjust

Working at me

Don't know

Well, that I did not live up to your expectations yes

I myself did not live up to my expectations

Men never chose me

never gave what I needed

And I came up with myself

perfect model of the family husband child

Suddenly it is

It doesn't work

You regret that you gave birth

yes you are not of course

Vanya is all for me

He had to be born

He was born

This is happiness

It simply did not need all this

Miserable parody of 7

Thank you

I really tried

but I could not do it

I'm sorry I said

that I didn't love you

It's scary to look into yourself and see what is there

What are you Vasilisa

A whole universe

Just give yourself a little time

Sash that I don't know that with us

About everything

All these years

I was most afraid

confess to yourself

What am I

I made a huge mistake

Because I fell in love with Vasya

Well she was like that

You know another

Yes, another

And I just wanted normal

ordinary family happiness

so that everyone is happy

They laughed not quarreled

and I decided that increased obligations are normal

It's good right

There was no biological father on the horizon

I have my children

with Vasya, it seems then everything was in the moment

Almost perfect

I was just afraid to stay

but I felt like a man

A man present

man

Even the courage did not get to talk frankly with her

and then everything is somehow imperceptible

He began to fall apart

and then it’s already too late to change all this

What did I expect

I don't understand myself

And this is a little infection Vanka

He knew everything from the very beginning

Well, or felt

I sometimes looked at him

Well, I peered directly

And in these

In the eyes of his tiny

With these cilia here

It was frankly read

Well, you are an idiot Sasha

Well, just an idiot

understand

Katya still looks at me from birth

Sasha is nothing

And the funniest

I kind of and how a good father was

but it turns out

Simply spent time

when could Katya support all this

moron Plato

with Maruska could spend more time

but I finally learned how to swaddle normally

Sash you have always been a super swaddle

I never knew how to

Pip pool drove

He liked him

but the Maruska did not drive Katka

Ha ha

Sash well what are you

you seem to be not so old for the senimal, how you did not drive

You started Katya first

Then Marusu

Moreover, I went somewhere with them to the other end of the city in

sea water pool

you don't remember

True, the truth drove

All

Call your yurts

My queue today

home to me

You will carry

And what

Well, look

Seriously or something

Hello hello

I think we'll walk in the park

Well

almost

I just thought

The last warm days

Then we can ride

Yours here

I won't sit on it

You will like it

It is unlikely

Believe me

Where did you get me

You will see now

This is only my secret place

but I'm ready not to share with you

Agnia

Well come here

I'll close

If you do not want to turn into an icicle

Yur can do everything

Marry me all

Remember how

In this film, when there was

The most unsuccessful year and according to the tradition of women

They made an offer to men

The leapsman is not unsuccessful

You are now

seriously make me an offer

So

So you have

There must be a ring

You need no sugar

resourceful

There is no need to get on the hookah

you know I don't want to hide

But I would like it to be you

It’s great

Purely theoretically

3rd marriage I will take out

Here is the 3rd divorce

It is unlikely that we have a yur

You can not enter the 1st river twice

Maybe the 2nd time

He knew how to swim better

We will not marry Vasya

You don't go out for Yura

Nobody bothers us with you

Actually, Yura and I did not part

these are details if we can't do it and why

We have changed

we can try to start with a clean sheet