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So

I never thought

what will you start cooking

Wait I will make you cheese

You will fall at all

Your health

Sash Well, again, I run into a burning hut

In our case, you did not run into the hut

And from it

And it was so obvious

Certainly

I will never forget

How I met your mother

The 1st that she told me

When you left the room

It is difficult but interesting with me

I am a difficult woman and does not intend to pretend

But she knows how

But remember everything

Absolutely all women

Sooner or later, they become like their mother

And I warned you

I warned you won’t argue

That is, you want to say

If you recognized me better

that would not have made an offer

The question to which I

honestly can’t answer even

myself, but now we can be

honest, but I was always

honest with myself, you never

said anything directly, I was

afraid to hurt your feelings or cause your emotions

I could have it

well, maybe now let's say

what about honest

Everything that interfered with us in a relationship

All we were afraid to say in marriage

so as not to offend each other

You're sure

Drag the leaflets

Well read

I always thought

that you did not need a husband and partner

You need a convenient admirer

the one who will love you

no matter what

like a mother but this is her function with men does not work like that

In me you found a replacement for your mother

But I never found my husband

Extremely honestly sash

Thanks for Katya and Marusya

For patience you are unique

be happy

Here is the 10th

What

The fact that I thanked you for 15 years of marriage

You provoked the situation

And she herself put herself up an innocent victim

a victim who has played a strong woman all her life

But you don't really know

what does it mean to be real strong

And this is a necklace but

But it just doesn't suit me

Well, because

Dimensions and stones

These are too much

I understand the uh

you know how many of them come to me

What are these

those who want to start their new

Happy life

Well, who doesn't want

Only the capital of this future life is by no means new

I do not enjoy taking it from my old

Unlucky life

A

Understood

That is, you think

that every woman

Selling jewelry of a container

who wants to cash in on a man

So you yourself said it

And I'll tell you more

Each of them

Surely gave this man much more

than these artificially grown

glasses were standing on

himself the whole life of his

problems of his ambition

complexes took care of him

while he made the fate of mankind only nothing true

The stones by the way are natural

Great

Then plus 30% to your price

Hello

Hello hello

I thought you must have had no time to eat

Therefore, a couple of home sandwiches will be very helpful

Direct homes

I cooked all night

So

O

It seems I know where this house is located

Across the road on a neighboring street

Yes, there

Pyshki sugar powder

They just copy my style yes yes

Thanks by the way

My favorite

Homemade mayonnaise yes

By the way

Today my shift ends in 8

almost like a normal person

Gentlemen have a conscience

I don't hear a student

Natasha I thought

Economics your favorite item

And this is unrequited love

Natashenka concentrate, let's go

The volatility is

This

This

Yes, just such a blow

for me this is a statistical financial indicator

Remember I remember

This kiss in a taxi

The indicator characterizes variability

My feelings are prices

Let's go again

The volatility is

Alexander Mikhailovich

I had it from the Silality

she just rolls over me

She drives me crazy

Well, here

And you were nervous Natasha

Please

A

Go

And so mmm

a break of 5 minutes is prepared by centurions

Well what I passed it

Take your shoes

Yes, I took it

everyone cannot choke

stuffy

oh wait

Sorry to

We must answer

Yes Alyo

I think somewhere in 8

In 2

yeah and who is there a student

yes

Yes, I can

yes

Fine

Super for now

What it was

Oh, I'm sorry

forgot the sound to make a matr

or maybe it can be turned off at least sometimes

This is unlikely to always be in touch

Surprisingly yes

That's why I divorced the 1st wife

She was also surprised all the time

How this happens

that as soon as I crossed the threshold of our apartment

straightaway

Someone is trying to die

And with the 2nd why

Yes, in principle

For the same reason, yur

well, there should be some kind of schedule

well, look, you have two children, any

of them was born on a schedule, but you

answered your question, but somehow you

do not belong to yourself or to your

family, and in general, no one belongs

to anyone, and then there are things

more important than 2 days off a week and

Evening in front of the telecom

Evening in the theater with an invitation

with a mortgage

what are you leaving

Yes, I'll go home

They drove

Mashenka leave me back with my smoothie

Your beloved spirulina

We had a very interesting meeting with a club yesterday

I mean you had a meeting with a club

Yes, this is my client

I know yes

But he arrived without warning

And we could not get through to you

Masha said you have some things there

Family Andrey

I understand that we are partners and so on

But I ask you

I don't even ask

I insist any meetings with my clients without me

I understand Agnya

There are your clients

there are mine customers Korneva Sobolevskaya

But there are the interests of the agency

No

Let's not arrange

communism your football

player once again screwed

up and he will pay the

money why not small and

until Masha has called for

you yesterday, we came up

with a good strategy, the domain team approve

I sent everything to you by mail

And by the way, we used your best practices

Was it a force majeure without insults

And yes I understand

The family is important

Hello Hello

Mom Hello Hello dear

Everything is fine

can we have lunch tomorrow together

Great idea

I will be free about four agreed

Mmm

God how tasty it is

mmm, why did we forget about our tradition

I don't know I come sometimes

Mmm

Mom Mmm

but still I wonder why well

Because you have a progressive mother

If you talked with her more often

You would know that

you know what is called

aa now

SOLL DOSSOLY OSIL

I can’t eat more more

You know what I remembered

You led me to kindergarten

Well, it's still like that

The wall poured mmm

And for some reason you kept the umbrella strangely

I told you then

what is dripping hard for me

And you took me by the shoulders like that

and transferred to the other side

And I said there

What is uncomfortable for me

I only then understood

what you

I did not hold the umbrella over me

And above the bag

No you are lying

This was not

You come up with

It was shorter

Ecology has nothing to do with it

Mom tell me honestly

You have money with money

With Denis

Why did you not forget

Well

it's just his gifts

And sometimes he happens like that

Already with this

He treats you badly

I don't

Mom can

I will ask you a question

Just answer it honestly

Good of course

I was a difficult child

You are tired of it

what are you saying here come here

You were an ideal child

If I was tired of someone

then definitely not from you

Well, baby

only 1 your smile know how much strength gave me

Beautiful Maroussia

Mom what is happening

dinner

I know how dinner takes place in our family and what is happening

Katu well in life you need to change something

And perhaps my friend will join us today

Everything is clear

There is such a thing

Sasha was about to ask me

No stay, go through

Mom tried for you so hard or something

Meet Katya

Maroussia Yura is very nice

mutually

And you are mother boyfriend

Marousseka, we somehow have not discussed it yet

let's put you a salad

Well, discuss it

when Yuri will leave in the morning

and you will stay overnight

I think another time stay

In the evening we will play the monopoly

Dad and I always played

But he now lives with Aunt Vasya

With Aunt Vasya

Marus

I think Yura is not very interesting about dad and aunt Vasya

And I think interesting

Do not worry

Dad will not mind

You are sure of the uh huh

By the way, Yura has three children

Apparently a good family man

I did not mind

you s

the former husband is a common chat and with his new wife

Aunt Vasya I think so

They are not married

And they sleep together

We try to maintain civilized relations

Try badly

I am still waiting for you to

you know I will probably go

In mine

heart

Probably in vain I invited him

Maybe

Katya take off the headphones please

Let's talk

On the other hand, Kat

This is my personal life

to which I have the right

And I'm not very pleased

that you will sabotier

I am her sabotieru

What about my personal life

of mothers, I am a person

and not just someone’s

child, I grew up for a long

time, I didn’t notice and I

noticed and if you grew up

in an adult please, please,

and you are planning to

behave in an adult yura at night in your closet

and then he likes accidentally comes to our dinner

avoids the 1st possibility

Well, although it can be understood

So everything will be enough

On Sunday there is no party with Lena why

I'll leave you will invite Jura to play a monopoly

Well, if he comes of course

don't dare to talk to me like that

Yes, please

nafig I need your house

I'll go to dad with Vasya

Hello what you are doing

And what are the plans for the next 3 hours

right now

Hello Hello

Listen we are late

But I agreed

They will let us at least give us

Personed

I hate get sick

I know I hate to go to the theater

1 I know

Thank you for the time

For you always

Sorry

Farewell

cinema

Wine Domino Circus

Promise everything you want

Do not make promises

which you cannot fulfill

Why can I

We can drink wine at least now

I want to sleep

Hello to you

Sergey Semenovich who is it

This is the one

who thanks to the missed patient

will live

True now without spleen

Uh -huh can live without it

even better than with her

and you ended up with whom you went

1

Well, like a ballet

Tell me what was there

I want to know the details

Yur you know

I am very happy for Sergey Semenovich

Because of all your patients

but this cannot continue constantly

I am not 17 years old

Yur

Let's talk

He will not stand it

The heart will not stand

Weil got up

Vale stopped

attraction

Give the light

Fuck I see nothing

I do not see

Where is oxygen

what to tear the yur

What to do yur what is with you

what to do

These are all girls

PP without sugar and flour

Tan I adore you

Yes, they all taste like

Plasticine PA

You promised ice cream

You wanted to say diabetes

it is unlikely but I will not eat it

I want ice cream

Marus Grandmother Law

It is much more useful

Moreover, doctors say

that a lot of sweet is harmful

And you ate chocolate today

Doctors say or your personal doctor

Agnia You finally engaged in health

well, you can say so

Moreover, the doctor comes to the house

enough

There is news in your personal life

which I do not know about

Yes, this is her personally

Well, of course

The 2nd divorce itself will not happen

In the sense of the 2nd

And when the 1st was

you didn't say anything

Thanks mom

what does thanks to mom mean

In the end, the girls should know

that they are children of divorced parents

They know everything

we have not live together for 2 years

These are details in psychotherapy

The details will be very important

Lord said

did not say what difference does

why children this stress

I wanted to do the best

Mom as always

you have everything just details

You are only interested in yourself

you do not care about us at all

Dad by the way

said nothing either

you know, even though I do not consider myself guilty

but I'm sorry I thought you told everything

I wanted to somehow support girls

Mommy you supported everyone

Thanks Marus

Let's go home

Wait a cradle

We lost the mouse

So you think

that marriage in life should be 1

Well, it is considered

And this is quite natural

but it is considered who forgive me

Society in other words

Evil aunt in the store with a concierge

where it is written

In which textbook

Maybe in the Constitution

Fortunately not yet

Well, in general, marriage is a serious thing

The decision to live with a person all his life

And all his life this has meetings there with the following

Correct ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha house

Ha

Oh, you Lyola were just lucky to meet your

person, that is, this is a matter of luck

here to work on a relationship to break

yourself to walk on marathons on trainings

just you need to sit down and wait for your

person aha and at our age you will wait for his hell

Too high requirements

That's how it was easy in his youth

Cute and funny

And you are ready to know

What question is I more likely

In total, they asked after parting with Sasha

Well, how are you

got married again

yes, I have been getting questions for 2 years

Well, when will you finally get married

enrages terribly well why infuriates

normal questions

by the way

marriage reflects the seriousness of the intentions of partners

So listen to everything

Well, here we are not married

but the seriousness of our intentions

seriously refuses to go to the pot

These are abnormal questions

Alyon the feeling that people are stitched

that marriage is a straight life

Moreover, for a woman

What strange I thought for this business I need

well, wait for the marriage this ritual

The ceremony if you want

first exchanged blood

then rings then the

wedding appeared in the

church only then the

registry office is

strange that we should

now report not only to

our fellow tribesmen, but also to the state

Well, just give each other rings

I don't know blood exchange

And here the state then

Well, let's exchange income about

You are girls

miss a few important aspects

social legal and medical

Mmm by the way

If you are not married

You will not even be allowed into intensive care to him

If we are not married

then he will not fall into intensive care

Ha ha ha, what about genetics

Here is Vasya right

She says that

This has long been sewn in our DNA

Dear, I didn’t mean this,

but I also don’t really

understand this design

that a man is a minister

and a woman is tied to a

family hearth in which

she burns out gradually

by men and for centuries this legend

They support agree

By the way, scientists have proved

that in ancient times 30

50% of women were miners and hunters

It seems to me now the percentage is higher

What happened at all over time

CONSPIRACY

Suddenly a woman suddenly cannot survive without men

cannot learn to work

vote well and so on

Everyone was afraid of car uprisings

And the fact that we survived the uprising of men

This is probably normal

All girls

I can't be with you

when Yura will come already Agnesh

and with whom did you go to the theater Lyol said

that Yura could not

1

A rare pleasure

Which by the way is very progressive

All such progressive stunned

In fact they want 1

so that the prince jumps on a white horse and call married

Everything is simple

Love wants Sasha

you know what quantum physics taught us

I am very good to you please

can someone pour something

Anya ha ha

The whole world is energy

All particles are at the same time everywhere

And they change their condition only from that

that someone is watching them

The paradox is

what if there is no observer

there is no world and is called

Quantum uncertainty

Here you are all right 100%

You believe in something and find this conviction

confirmation

And and your expectations always

coincide with the results, each

of you believes but believes in

something of your own and then

you find either a refutation or

confirmation and when this

coincides with the majority of

the so-called norms and values are born

aa now that is, I understand correctly

what's not

Neither love nor happiness

not a marriage and open

but only quantum uncertainty

Everything is and even more

In general, there are many opportunities in the quantum world

But only certainty is not

Sasha

Why did you not say that we went to the theater together

Why didn't you say to your Dr. Aibolit

And you made an offer already

And what

There is nothing

It just seems to me today everything understood

that she does not want to marry

All or you

I think you really

Sorry not the best adviser in this matter

So let's figure it out ourselves

As you say Sash

Hello

Yura

Sasha I know you

Sorry to violate your idyll

Unforeseen circumstances

Hope

How to say

-1% of my notebook

I did not spoil you the evening

Sanya

You don't want to

OK

Sash please

Do something

I will drink Yura with you

Thank you

Well, in my life I never thought

What will you care

drag me like before our apartment

Sasha I never thought

what will I have

Children with the best friend from 1 man

Life is full of surprises

By the way, I don't know where he lives

I also imagine

Don't know

Listen to me at least

Tea is touched by my altruism definitely

Thank you

This is ours

Yes, you're calm

and physics does not teach you anything

Well, why is the quantum world full of possibilities

But there is no certainty

Here is Someday

It will bring you back to life

I saw in advertising

Todna so written in the instructions

Drink drink

I follow you

How I got

I would not say

that you have come soon you were informed of you

And who am I and Sasha

What Sasha

Well Sasha is my ex -husband

You even made friends with him

Oh Lord

My nightmare

I hope

He did not undress me hope

Thank you

Actually, I don't get drunk every time

when patients die

Listen and when you are me

put down

Sasha, he immediately left or still stayed

We drank tea

He left and what

Just asked

maybe let's go for the fresh air, let's go

Uncle Yura and I don't hold

We must hold on

I'm holding on

Wash to mom

All came yes

I liked Marus

Mom I still want

let's get it better in herbarium, let's get it

Thank you thank you

We’ll go there

You are here

Gather oak

Uncle Yura

This is not oak

This maple knows this

Well, yes I say

Here it is written about you

You can keep it for a moment

Sash I'm sober

At breakfast, fifty dollars slammed and

Before going out

But thanks for the concern

Pick up for now

When the next time you want my photo next time

Send to the group

Where is your ex -husband

ask me first please

Fine

And if I asked

So that you answer

I would answer no

I heard you

You will get up today

No today I can't

I have to go home well, you said that you have a day off

Well, I had planned some business

But next time

Promise

Like a Dream

Like a Beauty

from the Silver Screen

where did I say that I was moving to dad

We need to talk

You're your daughter what

what happened you decided to take all my 7 1 after another

Why Katya why

I have to do with it

I'm doing something wrong

why everyone runs away from me

I don't run away of course because of guilt

And who told you that I feel guilty

No

finally started saying what you think

I didn't know you before

Dus

What

Let's get married

And in them always

I

We lead the hand

Count the clouds

And in them always

You

And in them always

I

Behind the hand

Count the clouds

You are cheating on me

I have a test on a lie detector to go through

Hello

And this is who my name is Marina

I am a polygraphologist from the Ling Detection Agency

Denis you are serious

In general, this is a common service

What is the service check of the honesty of the spouse