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Oh hey honey, how was school?

I really don't want to talk about it.

What do you mean? What's going on?

Honey, where are your shoes?

They were so expensive.

Where are they?

I lost them in a bet.

Honey, in a bet?

To who?

To Bruce.

Oh my god, I am so sick and tired of hearing this bully.

He needs to be stopped. You know what? I'm going to call the dean right now and

get this taken care of. No, Mom.

It's fine, really.

What kind of bed was it?

I really don't want to talk about it.

I'll take care of it.

No, Mom.

Really, it's fine.

I don't want to cause any trouble.

Hey,

Bruce.

Yeah, this is Nina, Alex's mom.

And I'm going to have a word with you yesterday, right now, about you bullying

my son.

Sure. I'll come by your dorm room. I'm already on campus. Let's talk right now.

You want me to what?

Okay. Fine, whatever it takes.

Whatever it takes for you to stop bullying my son. I'm sick of this shit.

Okay, I'll be right there. Send me your info.

Hey, I'm Nina, Alex's mom.

Alex, um... I need to talk to you. Wow, nice shoes.

Oh, is that Alex?

Mm -hmm.

When do you need those back?

Um, well... I mean, if you play, you pay.

I won.

What do you mean? I bought those shoes. I'm going to need them back. I don't

care what you won.

You won, but your son's gambling with them, so...

Well, we need to talk about this.

I paid a lot of money for them, and I need to get these shoes back today.

And you need to stop bullying my son.

Bullying? I'm not bullying your son. Your son is an arrogant little asshole.

And that little prick tried to tell me he had a bigger dick than me.

And he didn't. So that's why I got his shoes.

Oh, he didn't? No, he did not.

Wow.

Okay, well, um...

I'm sure there's something that I could do for you.

Maybe you can do something for me, like stop fucking bullying my son and give me

the shoes back.

Well, I don't know.

Why don't you let me in?

Alex sent his mommy over here to get his shoes back. Mm -hmm.

How precious.

I know, right? And everybody already knew who you are. It's pretty easy to

you. I know.

Yep. Well. You're the infamous bully.

I mean, some people say bully. I prefer the word assertive. You don't mind if I

take my shoes off, right? Oh, are you giving those back to me?

Well, I mean.

I'm a gambling man.

I might be willing to make another wager. Oh, really?

Yeah. Well, it so happens that I brought something with me

in hopes that maybe I could persuade you to be a nicer person.

Oh. A little proposition, you say?

Well, I mean...

Yeah, I mean, I guess we might just have to make a little wager, let's say.

You know, since I won from having such a huge cock, so much bigger than your

son's, from my dad.

Why don't we make another wager that says that you can't take this dick.

Okay,

well, let's see.

Yeah, if you can take this dick without running.

You can have those shoes.

Okay.

Deal. But if I win and you can't take this dick, you're going to come back

every day until you can.

All right. Deal.

We're all friends here, right?

Are we?

Yeah.

I should hope so.

Okay.

That's nice. Maybe I'll make those part of the deal. I'll give them to my

girlfriend. Oh, really?

I don't think so

Oh, you did come prepared, I didn't know. Uh -huh. Yeah, I thought I'd stop

the local sex shop where I came here. Uh -huh.

Oh, my, uh... My reputation keeps me in.

Mm -hmm.

You sit down.

Being a bully?

Do you want to take those shoes too?

Yeah, well, I guess it depends on whether you take them or not.

Really?

Told you I'm willing to do anything.

This

is

very nice.

Yeah? Do you like it?

Yeah. There's one thing wrong with it.

I feel like it needs just a guy.

What's that?

Oh my goodness.

This might be a much harder proposition for you than you realize.

Oh yeah? Let me see.

Have I got those shoes?

Oh my goodness.

Maybe.

See if I can get it all the way down my throat.

Yeah.

Oh.

Thank you.

It's so good.

Anything to get those shoes back for my son

Bye!

Bruce, what does this asshole want?

You can have your shoes back, lol, but your mom is mine?

What?

Oh, no.

Motherfucker.