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Why is he texting me back?

This bed is huge.

Yeah, it's my bed.

You shouldn't even be in it right now.

And don't get any idea you're sleeping on the couch.

Yeah, but why?

Like, look how big this bed is. Like, you could fit like four people in this

bed. This bed's huge. Look, it goes from all the way over here.

Yeah, maybe like four people that I want to... share a bed with but i'm not

sharing a bed with my little stepbrother that's so weird you wouldn't even

notice me if i slept like i would notice you i notice when you breathe when

you're breathing yeah see oh my god there you go again being annoying

you're not sleeping in here okay fine yeah no whatever i'll sleep on the couch

don't care i'm just i'm just saying like if you would if you were like a good

big sister you'd be like yeah of course you can stay in the bed It's not a big

deal. It's about as huge as like a king, a double king size bed.

Well, maybe if you were a good little brother, you wouldn't be so annoying and

then I'd actually let you sleep in bed.

It's your fault why you're not in here. And you already agreed to the couch.

Please, when you sleep out there, don't be weird to my friend.

Don't check her out or hit on her or flirt with her. Because she paid for the

Airbnb. Don't piss her off, please.

Okay, I won't.

I don't even know why you're here.

You don't even like the beach.

Yeah, I don't know why you'd come on this vacation.

Well, because, like, there's, like, hot girls in Miami. Like, maybe I can, like,

you know, like, meet one or something. And, like, they're down here making bad

decisions, so they might want to hang out with me, too.

Yeah, that would be a bad decision on their part.

Seriously, I don't understand why I had to bring you. Did you, like, beg Mom or

something? Because she said I couldn't go unless I brought you.

Yeah.

Are you serious?

Yeah. I haven't done anything in a while. I wanted to just, like, do

Do what?

Do what? I don't know.

Ruin my time. Yeah. Block me on vacation.

Yeah.

God, you're so annoying.

Seriously, I can't believe it.

Oh, my God, he texted me back.

Okay, I have to go. I have to get changed.

I'm going to meet this guy on the beach, so get out.

What's he look like?

Nothing like you, thank God. Get out. I have to change.

Why? What do you mean, why?

Look, I just want to look. I don't trust you.

Why? You're gross. I don't want to look at you.

I'm gross.

Look at you.

I'm a handsome young man.

Just no peeking. I'm not. God, relax.

Don't be weird.

I'm not.

You better not be peeking back there. I'm not.

I will never let you live it down. Seriously.

I find out.

Are you done yet?

No. Just wait.

Geez. Girls have things like straps.

You would know that if you, like, actually had a girlfriend.

If girls actually wanted to, like, hang out with you, then you would realize

that all these things take time.

But you don't.

Because you probably annoy them, too.

I don't even want a girlfriend. I'm trying to get tied down.

You're not trying to get tied down. Yeah, sure. Let's pretend it's your

why you don't have a girlfriend.

I can have a girlfriend any time I want.

Oh, yeah, sure. Have you even had a girlfriend ever?

It's none of your business, to be honest.

Well, that's a no, obviously.

Okay, I'm decent now. You can look or whatever.

Do you think I threw my shorts with it? Is it too funny?

No, it's fine.

Should I just go? Like, is that too much, do you think?

Probably. But, I mean, it's Miami. Who cares?

Should I put the shorts back on or something?

I don't know.

No? I care.

I care. I care about, like, how I look.

You look... I mean, you look good.

Like, for my big sister, I guess. Like, you look alright.

My big sister, whatever.

Okay, so...

I don't even know why I'm asking you. Honestly, well, you're still a guy.

Okay, if you saw me, like, would you want me to have shorts on? Like, do you

feel like that would be, like, kind of cuter for the outfit, you know?

Sure, let's go like this. I don't want to, like, you know, lay it on too thick.

Oh, yeah, I mean, maybe shorts on.

Okay.

And I'll just, like, leave the top so he can, you know, see what he's wearing.

Okay.

Yeah, that looks good.

well do you want to come no thank god phew that

was a close one you took so long to answer that one so um i guess i'm gonna

then and you shouldn't be in the bed or even in my room when i get

back okay i'm just gonna like take a nap or something not in my bed Yeah.

Seriously, I want your boy germs everywhere.

Okay. No, I'm going to hang on the couch or whatever.

Okay. And no pay -per -view or anything.

Okay.

Have fun.

Yeah, I will.

What? What?

No.

Stop.

No, I'm not.

Yeah,

I can see that.

Why are you in here?

This baby is huge. Would you stop?

I just was... It's so annoying.

I need to take a nap. Why are you in here?

Take a nap then. I'm not going to bother you.

You woke me up. You could have just taken a nap while I was sleeping.

I had a terrible day. I just want to get home and just fucking sleep.

Seriously, I've been out in the sun all day. I'm tired.

Oh, the guy probably didn't like your personality.

No, he was a fucking asshole, actually, before I even really got to say hi.

Damn. It fucking sucked.

And I don't know what I'm going to do.

I was supposed to have a discipline, but now I have nothing.

I'm so frustrated. And now it's even worse because you're still in my bed.

Seriously, can you just go so I can take a nap?

Take a nap.

Oh, my God. Just take a nap. Get out of here. Listen, I'm your big sister. You

need to listen to me. So get out.

No.

You're so annoying.

Oh, my God. You can't make me. I'm fucking fine.

Fine.

Whatever. That is big enough.

I'm going to lay over here and take a nap.

Okay. And you are not going to move.

Not going to make a peep. Do you understand me? Yeah.

I swear, I'll put my cold feet on you. I'm not taking anything out.

That's huge. I'm just going to go to sleep.

Fine.

I sleep naked.

I sleep with clothes on.

Who sleeps with clothes on? That's so weird.

You have no room to judge me.

You're naked too.

Just stay over there.

Don't look.

Don't breathe.

Don't make a sound.

Okay, fine, I won't.

I'm not doing anything, okay?

What kind of food do you want to get later?

What? What kind of food should we get later?

I don't know.

Is now the time that we want to discuss food?

Seriously?

Okay, I'll leave you alone.

What are you doing? What? What are you doing?

Nothing.

Are you jerking off?

No.

That's gross. Why are you jerking off?

You sounded like it.

I'm not.

You're...

I'm

hearing something.

Surprise. You're...

What am I hearing?

Nothing.

What are you doing? Why is your arm moving like that?

I have itch.

Why is your hand on there?

I have itch.

I'm not jerking off.

I'm going to lay this way. I don't trust you.

Okay.

I caught you. No.

No, yeah, there was movement.

No. Are you jerking off? That is so gross. What is wrong with you?

I'm not jerking off. I'm in your bed. You're in my bed.

You're in bed with your sister.

Are you seriously jerking off?

Mm -mm. That is so gross.

No. I'm totally telling Mom.

No, tell Mom. I didn't do anything. Tell Mom.

I don't have to tell Mom. You're being weird. Because first of all, not only

you doing it, but you're lying.

You know what? I won't tell Mom if you tell the truth.

Anything you'd like to confess?

Maybe I was for a second or something.

Oh my god, it's so gross.

What is wrong with you? Stop it.

Stop. Seriously.

I'm serious.

Okay.

Here.

Oh my god, you're totally jerking off your little dick again.

Little dick?

Yes, your tiny little dick. Your annoying little dick.

Seriously. Can you stop?

First off, it's big, okay?

Yeah, right.

Like you're single because it's your choice. Just like that.

What is that?

It's big, okay?

It's probably not even small. It's probably like literally a micro -penis

because of the energy that you give off.

No. It's probably like an inch.

It's actually like pretty fat and like pretty big.

I don't believe you.

Okay, whatever.

I'm telling you, it's not small.

Not a micro penis.

Then prove it.

What? Prove it. Let me see.

I will.

Oh.

Oh my god, why do you have a big dick?

See, it's like pretty decent size.

Okay, can you... Stop doing that while I'm looking at it.

This is... Yeah, this is an issue. Why does my little brother have a big dick?

My balls are big, too, I think.

Okay. Okay, you've proved your point.

You can... I wasn't even jerking off to you or anything. I'm just, like, horny.

I just get horny sometimes, you know?

I know, like, guys just randomly get horny, but seriously, you're in bed with

your sister.

You don't think that's, like...

Maybe I shouldn't do this right now.

Oh, yeah, but, like, it was just, like, bothering me, so I just figured I'd,

like, crank one off real quick. No, no, no. And, like, not bother you about it.

No, no, enough.

Hey, stop, stop.

Ow. Enough cranking. Stop.

No, there'd be no cranking in this bed.

You're almost done.

What do you mean you're almost... And where were you planning to finish?

Just, like, almost, like...

On my bed? Are you fucking kidding me? Well, like on my belly or something.

And then it would roll onto the bed.

I mean, maybe. Do you not have any decency?

Sorry.

You're so gross.

I don't even want to think about your bed at home.

Okay, stop.

I'm going to go take a nap in a minute.

Okay, I'll stop. My God.

Jesus.

What are you doing?

What do you mean? Nothing.

So look what I'm doing. You're doing something.

I'm not doing anything.

Okay.

What would I be doing? Playing chess?

I don't know.

Stop looking at me. Okay.

You were touching yourself.

No, I'm not.

You were.

You can't prove anything.

Your hand's down there by your pussy.

That's just how I sleep.

I like to think like I'm in a coffin sometimes. I don't know.

Okay, okay, fine.

I just haven't seen a dick that big before.

What? All my exes have been kind of small.

Really?

Yeah, really. I was a little enticing and I got a little horny and I didn't

to have sex today because I sucked.

So, sue me.

It's not like I was touching you or anything.

No.

Like what? You should just, like, keep doing it, baby.

What do you mean, keep doing it?

Well, like, I kind of... Like, my dick kind of made you horny, right?

Yeah.

Stop saying my dick. That's so weird.

Stop saying my dick. It's just a dick.

Okay, well... It's very big.

What if we just both... We just both kind of just jerk off and, like, maybe

at each other?

And it's not even really weird when you think about it. We're not doing

anything. How is that not weird?

Because we're not, like, doing anything.

And, like, we just don't tell anybody.

You promise to tell anyone? I swear.

Okay, but don't touch me. I won't.

I'm going to touch you if you're, like, cute.

My boobs are, like, really big.

You've seen them before. I don't know why you're acting so surprised.

Yeah, but... Did you think that I didn't see you when I was getting dressed?

I don't. I accidentally have seen them before.

Accidentally? Yeah.

You accidentally became when I was getting dressed?

Yeah.

Did you not have to say that?

I'm just saying. I don't know.

Sorry.

No, just stay over there.

Okay.

I'm only looking up one thing right now. Okay.

I just feel like it would, like, fit inside your pussy, like, really nice.

Why would you say that?

I don't know.

Why would you say that?

You can't do that. Seriously.

That's weird.

each other's lives for way too long.

No matter how big it looks.

It'd probably be one of my biggest sex lives, but no.

What if I just, like,

put it in from, like, behind and you could pretend it's somebody else doing

What? How?

Like, if you, like, didn't...

I don't have to, like, look at me.

And then... Wouldn't that be weird, though?

Yeah, but not really.

Did you say, yeah, and not really in the same sentence?

Um... Okay, okay, fine.

Fine, just do not talk too much, because I don't want to hear your voice.

I'm going to think about something else,

okay? Okay.

Wow.

oh my god stop saying that you're probably the biggest guy

You should put it in your mouth maybe if you want to.

Put it in my mouth?

Go vacation.

Shut up.

Oh,

my

God.

Do you like my balls?

Mm -hmm.

Why do you know about that?

Don't tell me. Never mind.

okay but i'm gonna face away so i don't have to look at you oh come on okay fine

but don't make eye contact

I can't believe it.

Oh, fuck. Oh,

fuck.

Don't tell me my little brother likes feet.

A little bit.

Oh,

it's so good. It's so weird.

I know.

I think we're both weird.

Yeah, sure.

I can't smell my feet.

deep inside my pussy oh my

god yes how do

you stretch me out so good

Yes, yes, yes.

oh my god oh

my

god

you started it are you joking yeah sorry and you don't tell anyone i swear i am

pinky promise