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I thought she'd never leave.

Laura, what are you doing? Get out of my bed.

Christina went downstairs to go snoop through the Christmas presents. It's fine.

Go before she comes back.

Don't be a baby.

Okay, okay, come on, come on. We said we were not going to do this anymore.

You're my stepsister.

You're my stepsister. You sound like such a bad porno.

I don't care. You are my stepsister.

Only for like the last two years.

Laurel!

Please, I've been wanting to kiss you since you got here.

No, we can't, we can't, we can't do this anymore, okay?

Where's Joel?

Joel is asleep. My mom is asleep and your dad left on the bike.

So no one's going to know.

So tell me, how bad do you miss this?

Paul!

How are you, Christina?

Did you guys sneak in last night?

Yeah, but you and Mrs. Jones were sleeping.

So how was my future daughter-in-law?

Better now. Merry Christmas.

You too.

You weren't snooping through those presents, were you?

Maybe. I was looking for your gift to me.

But I didn't see anything over there.

Maybe it's because I knew you'd be looking through them so I put it somewhere else.

You know me too well.

Yeah, I do.

So, we have a long day ahead of us so I'm going to go shower.

Yeah, I should probably go shower too.

Yeah.

You know, it's bad luck if we ignore it.

We shouldn't.

Christina.

Oops.

You better behave.

I'll try.

You're up.

I'm horny.

You are.

I am. And I love you, baby babe.

I love you too.

Have sex.

As much as I want to right now, I think we

should go downstairs and start opening presents.

Well, let me open this present first.

Christina, come on.

What? I know you want it.

Okay, let's be quick though.

My God.

My God.

My God.

So good.

My God.

My whole house.

Merry Christmas.

My God.

Santa, you gave me a blizzard.

Merry Christmas.

Thank you.

Thank you, Santa.

You're welcome.

Thank you, Santa.

Merry Christmas.

I booked it in October.

You've been planning this for three months?

God, I miss you.

I missed you.

I missed you.

This is gonna get a lot harder after the wedding.

Is it?

Well, yeah, Gabe is basically attached to me at the head now.

True.

I wish I could marry you instead.

Trust me, sex is a lot better when you're not married.