All language subtitles for Dixie Dynamite 1976_eng

DIXIE DYNAMITE 1976

Is everything okay, Pa?

Sure, honey.

It's, uh, good as gold.

White gold.

Uh-huh.

As long as you're not sippin', more than

you're shippin'.

Very funny.

Oh, how's that one taste, Pa?

Oh, it tastes real good, Patsy, honey.

You see, I've been tryin' out this new

charcoal filter that Nellie told me about, and...

Well, I mean, what the hell?

How you gonna know what you got unless

you take a little taste?

Hey, listen.

I want you girls to do a little

favor.

Take this cash over to Mac for me.

He's gotta get that old bike of his

fixed up today.

Okay.

Oh, I'd let them if they'd been more

shippin', huh?

Mac, it's Dixie and Patsy.

Ah, knock off.

That's crap.

Pa just gave us the money to fix

your bike.

Now, come on.

Wait, wait.

Just wait a minute, will you?

Megan never noticed the Rays are dead.

Well, you don't look dead, Mac.

But damn near.

Well, I had a bad night.

You see, look, I really...

I don't think I can go with you

today.

I don't feel so good.

We know, Mac.

We also know that every hour from now,

you'll be getting better and better.

Yep.

All right, here.

Take these, put the thing on the truck,

and, uh...

Hi there, Phil.

What the hell's going on here?

Sorry, Tom.

Those are from the Internal Revenue System.

They're cracking down on all the stills around

here.

What are you talking about?

You boys, uh, book and hold him for

bail, Seth.

Be sure you give him his rights.

Yes, sir.

Come on, Tom.

Let's set the truck back up and bring

him to Debbie.

What the hell is this, Frank?

What's going on here?

What's going on is you've just been arrested.

What in the hell for?

You and Phil both know that I've been

making moon.

I've been making it for a long time.

There's lots of other people around here making

it, too.

Yeah, but they ain't gonna be doing it

no more because the federal boys done moved

in.

And nobody's scootin' in bed.

Now, come on.

Don't you worry, though, no, Tom.

I promise you, we're gonna feed you real

good.

Slow it down.

We've got to run to see if there's

anyone coming.

Damn you, Frank!

I told you this morning, no shooting.

Hey, you know I wasn't trying to kill

him.

Well, you did, didn't you?

Get on the radio and call back to

town.

Have Andrew bring out his wagon.

Check on those government men.

Look at that sucker burn.

Now, do like I said, Frank.

They ain't gonna do it.

Then you can stop by his house and

tell his girls what happened.

Now, listen, Phil, I can't talk to people

like that.

Let me tell you something, Frank.

If you can shoot at him, you sure

as hell can learn how to talk to

him.

Sure have

gotten a lot of improvement.

That's right.

No entropy, no racing.

Now, we're just getting warmed up to this

idea.

Now, we got four weeks till the race.

Give me that line, will you?

I thought you'd say that.

Says you're the best rider around these parts.

Oh, yeah.

What does he know?

Look, $1,000 first-place money.

Split 50-50.

Now, that's not hard to take, is it?

No, it ain't hard to take.

But who's gonna share my broken leg?

You?

You?

Your old man?

Come on, girls.

Tighten it up back there and let's get

out of here.

Oh.

Hi, boys.

Ah, come on in.

Relax.

Have a drink.

Bill, sit down.

Have some crack.

No, no, thanks.

We got a problem.

Oh?

Bet you scared hell out of those farmers,

huh?

Yeah, it was fine.

Just fine.

Then what's the problem?

Man got himself killed today.

Killed?

Who's that?

Tom Eldridge.

Took his car over a bridge.

How did it happen?

Well, we went in there to close up

the stills, and he bolted and we chased

him.

That damn fool deputy of mine, he took

some shots at him and hit his rear

tire.

Well, hang your deputy.

You didn't do it and I didn't do

it.

Llewellyn, turn it over.

It's been 30 minutes.

Hal, you got Sheriff Marshall's envelope ready?

You know, Dade, swear to God, I wish

I never hooked into this.

But you have, and there ain't no turning

back.

Oh, come on, Bill.

I've been slipping your cash under the table

for a few years now, and we want

to keep that our little secret, don't we?

You were in hock up to your ears

when I first met you.

Go on, take it.

Take it.

Okay, Dade.

I'll go on closing up those stills, just

like we agreed.

Bill, that's all I ever have.

Oh, come on, don't go.

Come on, have some crap, boy.

It's good.

He, uh, he gonna be a problem?

Nah, he's a pussycat.

But we won't need him much longer.

Every funny.

I've been waiting to talk to y'all.

Hello, Frank.

What's up?

I'd like to talk to you a minute

alone.

Well, anything you gotta say to me can

be said right now.

Well, okay, um, we had a little problem

here today.

Some federal agents came in chasing your pa.

Federal agents?

Where is Daddy?

Well, they got him, I mean, he got

himself, you know what I mean?

He lost control of his wagon, and he

went off the bridge.

What happened?

Well, he's, he's dead.

I mean, damn car just blew up.

Uh, nothing we can do to stop it.

I mean, Sheriff and me tried, just...

I'm real sorry.

Well, what happened?

I already told you.

No, you didn't.

Well, yes, I did.

Car blew up.

No, before the car.

Everybody around here knew Tom was making shine.

You knew it, the Sheriff knew it.

What happened?

Well, like I said, the feds came in,

they found out about it.

I mean, I didn't care.

Me and the Sheriff didn't care.

You know how them, them feds are.

They don't want nobody selling booze unless they

get the taxes.

Well, uh, I guess I better be getting

back now and going about my duties.

Get your pa's body down at the station

if you want to.

I mean, I know you're gonna want to

get your pa's body down at the station.

Right?

That's right, Frank.

Again, I'm, uh, real sorry for you.

Who told the feds, Frank?

Well, how in the hell do I know?

Maybe it was J.

Edgar Hoover.

J.

Edgar Hoover's dead.

And so's your dad.

I mean, that's all I know.

Look, he was making moon, and that's illegal,

and the feds came into it, and that's

the end of it.

I'm sorry.

Thank you, Sheriff.

Well, yeah.

No, Tom was a good friend of mine.

I wouldn't have had this happen in the

world.

Yeah, sure.

Well, I am sorry.

This is gonna be okay.

We're gonna get a nice job somewhere, won't

we?

We'll make ends meet for a while, and,

uh...

I hate to bother you at a time

like this, but I'd like to offer my

condolences.

Real sorry about your dad.

Real sorry.

Look, uh, I don't know whether this is

a proper time or place, but, uh, well,

I know things are gonna be difficult.

A little while, maybe.

So I took the liberty to check your

record at the bank, and you got 20,

maybe 30,000 equity in your place.

Your dad worked real hard to keep it

together.

Yeah, all his life.

Yeah, that's why I'd hate to see the

girls lose it.

So what I was thinking is, uh, I'd

juggle the figures and, uh, so as you

wouldn't have to make a payment on your

place for maybe three months.

Oh, thank you.

Thanks, Mr. White.

Well, good luck.

I'll see you all later.

Take care of yourselves now.

I thought bank presidents were all bad.

Like you said, Max, things are gonna get

a lot better.

You bet they are.

Hot times coming down Bad news in a

Georgia town When there ain't no work And

there ain't no help inside I've tried to

save myself There ain't no hope that's left

Tonight, Lord, I'll be walking in the devil's

light I'm sure I'll stay, I'm

sure I'll stay We

ain't gonna make it.

I just know it.

We're gonna lose it all.

We're gonna starve for it.

No, we ain't.

And we ain't gonna starve.

Everything's gonna work out.

We just need a little time and a

little luck, that's all.

I'm trying real hard.

Sometimes I get the feeling that you wouldn't

want us to quit, would you?

Of course not.

Could choose another way You know I would

take it, yeah Without a penny to my

name The

place you want to stay You've done enough

Hi, Patsy.

How you doing, honey?

Terrific.

We struck oil in the East 40 and

found gold in the storm cellar.

How's it with you?

Well, I'm hotter than hell.

You girls ready to go?

Hi, Mac.

You're not ready either?

Sorry, Mac.

We decided not to go.

We gotta beg off.

You don't want to see me race, do

you?

That's not it.

It's just...

Well, we got a lot of problems cropping

up and...

I just don't think we're up to it.

Yep.

Well, it's a pretty big day for me.

I've been working my skinny ass off on

this thing, you know.

I've been working and pushing for about four

weeks.

I lost 12 pounds and killed all of

my kidneys.

I want to tell you something.

If you girls don't get in there and

get your clothes on and get out here

and get in this truck, I'm going to

set this damn bike on fire and me

whip it right here in your front yard.

You got a match?

Come on.

We better humor him.

Let's go.

Ready as I'll ever be.

Too late.

I got an 11.

That's good enough for

first.

Uh-oh.

Okay, boys.

Let's get them helmets on.

How about

that?

Come on.

Come on.

We got to get out of here.

We'll bust in, baby.

Can I?

Thank you.

Hello.

Oh, Lucy.

How are you?

Hey, Charlie.

You got a minute?

Sure, Dave.

How are you?

Just fine.

Come on in.

I want to talk.

Sure thing.

Hey, real nice wagon you got here, Dave.

Thank you.

It's called a Vogue Coach.

It's got a microwave oven, complete kitchen, sink.

That's a colored TV you're looking at there.

And, uh, a bar.

Say, uh, can I fix you a little

drink?

Don't mind if I do.

Not the shit I made.

Hey, Charlie, 12 years old.

Well, thanks.

Well, I tell you, the reason I wanted

to talk to you alone, I'm planning to

make a move.

And, uh, I need your help.

Whatever you need, that's what our bank is

for.

We're here to help.

Good.

Now, uh, who would you say is your

biggest depositor?

You, Dave.

That's right.

Would you say I had about 80%

of the capital in that there bank?

Um, uh, just about.

So, would it be a surprise to you

if I was telling you I'm taking over

the bank?

What?

Bottom line, either you tell your investors to

sell out or I put my capital out.

Now, if I do that, you ain't gonna

meet next week's payroll.

Now, here's what I have in mind.

What we're gonna do is foreclose on any

and all delinquent property.

And there's a hell of a lot of

it.

I made sure these good old boys are

short of cash.

You see, I've been closing down their stills

right and left.

Look, I made a lot of promises to

people we hold mortgages on.

We just can't move in there and take

over their property.

You got anything in writing?

Well, no, just my word.

My word is as good as my bond.

Why, sure.

Now, let me put it this way.

I happen to know you own 5%

of that little bank there.

And I also happen to know that this

little town is sitting on one of the

biggest natural gas deposits in the entire South.

Gas.

When you foreclose, you just blame it on

the new owner.

Now, that gets you off the hook with

any promise you might have made.

Yeah, that'd probably work.

I'll tell you what.

You put this deal together, and I'm gonna

make you a present of this here, uh,

Vogue.

Yeah?

Real great for fishing.

Anything else you got a mind to use

it for?

Now, I got you.

I knew it, damn it.

You've been stealing right along.

Oh, no, it ain't that easy.

You little bitches think you can come in

here and steal day after day and get

away with it.

Well, no way.

Oh, Mrs. Lacey, I've never done that before.

I'm sorry.

I promise I won't do it again.

Yeah, right about that, little girl.

Right there.

Hall, what's in front of the store?

She ain't ever gonna steal here again, little

girl.

Morning, Mrs. Lacey.

Frank, cut a red hand at stealing steaks,

and God knows what else before this.

I said I've never done this before.

Oh, sure, that's what they all say.

You cops are supposed to take care of

honest citizens like me.

You're locked trash like this up for good.

Keep them off the street, you hear?

Yes, ma'am.

How can I keep from hearing?

Don't you worry now.

We'll take care of it, and I'll be

right back with you.

Do all the paperwork, and we'll take care

of it.

We're gonna lock them all up.

We're gonna lock up everybody in the town

if you want to, Mrs. Lacey.

You have a good day.

That's right.

If I ever see you around here again,

little girl, so help me God, I'll take

a shot at you.

It's real bad, you know, real bad.

Young thing like you winding up with a

criminal record.

Shame.

Real shame.

What the hell?

Maybe we can figure a way out of

this.

I just, uh, hate it down there.

Mrs. Lacey down at the market is nothing

but a bitch.

I hate to see a young girl like

you going to jail for the first time,

you know?

Besides, I always had a liking for you.

I mean, I think you and your sis

is good kids.

So, uh, well, if you were to promise

me never to go back to that store

again, maybe I could just bury the whole

thing.

Okay.

I promise.

Yeah.

Good.

Yeah.

You, uh, want a taste?

Well, so let's go back to town.

Yeah.

Uh, well, this is my, uh, lunch time.

If they need me, they call me during

the rodeo.

I mean, uh, well, what the hell, um,

I do you a favor, it ain't going

to hurt nobody.

I was thinking, uh, maybe you don't know

how bad it is in that jail, little

girl, because there's rats in that jail and

roaches.

You ever tell anybody about this, I'll deny

it.

Then I'll throw the key away on you

for good.

What's going on?

It's, uh, it seems we're moving.

What do you mean we're moving?

I'll explain it later.

No, I want to know now, Dixie.

Hattie, the bank's foreclosed on your house.

That's impossible.

I mean, Charlie White gave us his word.

Look, there's been a mistake.

You just call it.

It's legal.

Hattie, it ain't fair, but it's legal.

We filed an action on it yesterday, and,

uh, Charlie signed it.

I'm sorry, there's just nothing I can do

about it.

Well, there's something I can do about it.

You stop that!

Those are my things!

It's not yours!

Look!

Put that back, mister!

Put it back!

Please put it back!

Those are my things!

You've got no right to touch them!

Honey, there's nothing we can do about it

now.

Now, Sheriff Morris says he'll drive us into

town, and we'll go by the bank and

talk to Mr. White.

Well, everything will be all right then.

Oh, Dixie, sometimes I...

I wonder if anything's ever going to be

right for us all again.

The thing is, ladies, the new owners, well,

uh, I mean, well, they established a hard

-line policy that we had no way of

anticipating.

I mean, we didn't know what they were

going to do until they actually did it.

You see, uh, I have my obligations as

president to protect the capital of the new

stockholders.

Thank you for your time, Mr. White.

Well, the bank is only interested in recouping

the money on the property.

After the auction, anything over the loan amount

will naturally be returned to you two ladies.

And what's the tag on your note?

Uh...

How much?

Well, uh, a little over $14,000, I

think.

You hang in there, Mr. White.

And don't take that too literal.

Come on, Dixie.

That's another 10 you owe me, fat boy.

Hang on.

Hey, Phil.

Hey.

Hear what happened?

I heard it.

Yeah, damnedest fight I ever seen.

Uh, I'll finish this report in a few

minutes.

What did you just tell me about it?

Oh, okay, um...

I, um, I broke it up.

Uh, there's this, uh, Billy, uh, Watkins, the

big guy, well, he was beat, what's his

name?

Ed Wilder.

Yeah, Dave.

Uh, so, uh, I come in and, uh,

broke him apart, and then that big bastard,

he, he, he started swinging at me with

pool cue, you know?

Well, okay, so, uh, then I drew my

gun, and, uh, and I warned him.

And then Billy started swinging at me again.

Well, I fell back and my gun accidentally

went off.

So I called Ed, and, uh, ambulance come,

and, um, they took him to hospital, and,

uh, that's about it.

Frank, Billy's in intensive care.

With a bullet from your gun in his

gut.

Now, hey, I explained that.

I mean, resisting arrest, assaulting a police officer,

I mean, what the hell did you want

me to do, I mean, kiss him?

Uh, Frank, it's not your fault, it's mine.

I've known all along, I just haven't done

anything about it.

What are you talking about?

Oh, I'm talking about a guy that'll go

in and break up a fight between two

drunks with a drawn gun.

Come on, Phil.

I'm talking about a guy that, who has

a deep inbred tendency to shoot a lot

faster than he thinks.

Here's to you.

And here's to me.

May God have mercy on us both.

You're fired.

All right, everybody, pay attention.

Now, somebody is gonna get one hell of

a deal here this afternoon.

Now, this entire property is up for sale.

We have, uh, seven and a half acres

of good farmland.

Now, y'all should have a copy of

the information sheet in your hand there.

The house is a three-bedroom, got one

and a half baths, and a good-sized

living room.

And one hell of a kitchen.

And one hell of a kitchen.

Now, this auction is now open.

I can only accept a minimum bid of...

Fourteen thousand, two hundred dollars and twenty-five

cents.

Yes, that's...

that's right.

That's the minimum bid, all right.

Right to the penny.

That's right.

Fourteen thousand, two hundred dollars and twenty-five

cents.

But we all know that this piece of

land is worth a lot more than the

minimum bid.

Now, seven and a half acres is a

lot of ground, folks.

I doubt very much that you could pick

up a piece of property like this for

less than thirty, forty thousand dollars.

How about a bid of seventeen thousand dollars?

Fifteen thousand dollars would be one of the

biggest bargains around.

Now, come on, folks, let's hear another bid.

How about you, Ted?

Fifteen thousand dollars for a three-bedroom, one

and a half baths, a good living room,

one hell of a kitchen, and all the

equipment that goes with it.

Fourteen thousand, seven hundred and fifty dollars.

Fourteen-five.

All right.

Going once.

Going twice.

Sold to Mr. Dave McCutcheon.

Fourteen thousand, two hundred dollars and twenty-five

cents.

Well, he did it again.

What does that mean?

McCutcheon.

Yesterday he picked up the honest place for

peanuts.

Nobody else around here's got any cash.

Listen, I'm really sorry.

I tried.

Your daddy was a good friend.

Oh, you did your best, Mr. Cyrus.

Thank you anyway.

Good luck to you.

Get the hell off of my road!

You want me to give him a little

show?

Just drive around.

Sure didn't take long for this to be

his road.

Hey, look at this.

Hey, look, that's twenty bucks in there.

That's a penny.

Looks closer to ten.

Yeah, maybe.

I'll tell you what.

You all take this.

I'll keep twenty.

That'll get me up there and take care

of the first week.

I haven't tied you.

I'm going to leave the truck with you.

I'm going to ride the bike up.

How long you be gone?

Oh, I don't know.

Five to eight weeks, Jay said.

A little construction work on the barn.

Hell, I could pick up eight hundred bucks.

Come back down here and we'll get all

our stuff together and go to California.

Yeah, that'd be nice.

What's the matter with you, Dixie?

Can't catch your tongue?

Mac, do us one more favor before you

go.

Sure.

Teach us to ride a bike.

Somewhere beyond the dark horizon There's a rainbow

you've never seen And if you leave the

world behind you You will touch your dream

There'll be a sunshine highway If you're going

my way We'll find our share of happiness

there On a sunshine highway We'll call it

a new day How's

your arm?

Oh, it's okay.

How's your knee?

It's okay.

It's really funny.

What?

We really take such good care of ourselves.

The only problem we got is everybody keeps

taking everything away from us if they want

to.

And we keep letting them.

So?

So, my little darling, all that's going to

change.

There's a sunshine highway To call a brand

new day For you and me Howdy.

Is that for you two young ladies?

Yes, we were interested in two bikes.

Something we could use for dirt and street.

We were told that the 175s might fill

the bill.

Are you girls right, are you?

Oh, my goodness, yes.

Since we were five.

Five?

Do you mind if we take them around

the lot just to get the feel?

Of course not.

Be my guest.

Be my guest.

You find out that dollar for dollar and

pound for pound, this is the best motorcycle

made.

Just like a fine watch.

You never have any trouble with it.

It holds its retail value year after year

after year.

Larry, call the cops.

We've been ripped off again.

There you go, Elmer.

Have a nice day.

Yes, ma'am.

What can I do for you?

Well, I was interested in a gun for

my brother's birthday.

He likes that Winchester over there.

Yeah, that's a real beauty.

Let me show it to you.

I got a couple of these, but actually,

I think you picked a house special here.

You know, it's a little used, but it's

guaranteed 100 percent.

How about some shells for it?

Yeah, maybe two boxes.

Two boxes coming right up.

Let's see here.

Now, with the gun, that's a hundred and...

Have you got a case?

Cases?

We've got plenty of cases, darling.

I've got a little inexpensive case here for

about $7, all the way up to a

hand tool job for $50 that I'm going

to let you have on special.

Miss?

Hang on, Sam.

See you later, Frank.

See you later, Frank.

Obviously.

Well, let's try something else.

Okay.

Stick this in and light this sucker up.

I own six stores.

They stuck up every damn one of them.

Blew up my truck.

I got as much right to be protected

as anybody else.

Now, you're the sheriff.

You've got to protect me.

You know, one of my places was hit

three times.

Come here.

Don't you know the biggest problem I have

in catching those girls is you?

You understand they grew up here and you're

an outsider?

An outsider who's taken over the bank.

Who's closing up the stills.

Who's foreclosing on every piece of property he

can get his hands on.

Well, they're fighting you.

And the people?

The people damn well love him for it.

I guess I have been pushing kind of

hard.

Well, I've had threshers too.

You know, it's like I've been saying.

My boys have checked the motels in the

area.

They can't make a move without us knowing

it.

So just relax.

...by the laws of the state of Georgia.

Execute your duties to the best of your

ability as set down in paragraph four, section

eight of the constitution.

I signify by saying I do.

I do.

Okay, boys.

Here are your deputy badges.

Here are photographs and descriptions of the girls.

Now, we're going to set up roadblocks on

East 90, Farm Road 18, Junction 48, and

Highway 96, just past Franklin.

Now, these girls are armed and dangerous.

I don't want nobody taking any chances.

Any of you boys spot them, radio in,

let me know, and I'll be out there.

Got it?

Got it.

All right.

Let's go.

You know, I'm starting to like this.

Yeah, well, don't get too excited.

If we get caught, we are in a

lot of trouble.

So who's going to catch us, huh?

I mean, we're Bonnie and Clyde, or Frank

and Desi.

They got caught.

I forgot.

Maybe we ought to knock this off then,

huh?

Not yet, but soon.

Starting to like those things?

Nothing like a good cigar.

Yeah, they're out of sight.

Give me one.

So tell me, what you been thinking about?

Well, gee, Dave McCutcheon.

Now, he can always build another still because

he's got the money.

So I've been thinking.

We got to make sure he's just a

little short on fun.

How are we going to do that?

His bank.

We got to knock off his bank.

How are we going to do that?

I got a few ideas I'm working on.

We'll put it together.

Okay, that's fine with me.

But before we do that, I got one

more score to set.

You want to raise your hands or watch

your brain turn into a blood clot?

Hello, Frank.

How you been?

How's the security guard been?

Fine, Dixie.

How about y'all?

Can't complain.

How about you, Patsy?

You got any complaints?

Nope.

What you girls want with me?

I mean, what can I do for you?

Nothing much.

We were just kind of thinking about blowing

your brains out.

A girl wouldn't be that dumb, I mean,

you know...

You're right, Frank.

To kill somebody safely around here, you gotta

be wearing a badge.

Here you go, Patsy.

Here's the badge.

Now go ahead, blow his brains out.

Get down on your knees, you bastards, you

got 45 seconds left!

Danny!

Forty.

Hey, look, I admit, I admit, I threw

a shot at you, Danny, okay?

But, but it was over the car, and

the sheriff made me do it.

It was over his head, I never kill

nobody.

Well, then, since you're such a sweetheart, I

won't make you suffer.

I'll make you rich.

Oh, sure.

Come on.

I swear, man, I got eternal damnation.

I didn't do nothing.

What do you think, Dixie?

I don't know.

Maybe he's telling the truth.

Could be.

I sure don't want to kill nobody innocent.

You mean it.

You're innocent.

You don't want to kill an innocent person.

As long as you're innocent, Frank.

Okay, Frank.

But don't you tell nobody you've seen us

here.

Oh, no.

No, I won't.

I sure won't.

You got it.

I mean, I promise you, you got my

solemn word of honor, okay?

Oh, you can have your badge, Frank.

We'll keep your gun.

Thank you all.

Hello?

Sheriff's office.

Yeah, hello, Phil.

This is Frank.

Yeah, what do you want, Frank?

Well, I got a little police information for

you.

I thought you'd like to have.

What's that?

Not so fast, Phil.

See, when I swing it out and I

help you, then you help me, huh?

Goodbye, Frank.

Hold on, hold on, look.

I seen the girls.

What girls?

Dixie and Patsy Eldridge.

The girls you've been looking for.

Where?

Well, south on Highway 18, near Interstate 12,

about five miles from there, but there's another

place.

All right, I'll get right on it.

I've been working right now as security at

a rock quarry, and I don't mind telling

you, Phil, that...

Phil?

Phil?

Phil!

All right, lay there.

Hey!

Honey!

Man, who the hell are you?

I'm home.

Building barns, plowing 40 acres.

Give me a mug of beer, honey, and

my tab.

I'm gonna set up my account.

You got it.

And give everybody else around here a drink,

too.

What the hell?

The president's setting depressions over here.

I don't believe her.

How about you, Jack?

Yeah, I'll drink to that.

But if

you're like you said to me...

What's going on around here?

Are you okay, man?

Yes, I'm okay.

I'm drunk, but I ain't crazy.

I'm talking...

Seems like the girls got real deal.

They've been shooting up the whole town.

What?

Shooting up the whole town.

Who the hell ought to want to date

McCutcheon's cocks?

They wiped out all the cash in every

liquor store in Florida but some in McCutcheon

Moon.

Why, they even hit one old place three

times.

You remember Frank, don't you, deputy?

Well, they had to scrape him off his

bathroom ceiling with a shovel.

And that's the good news.

Yeah?

What's the bad news?

Well, your pick-up truck is wanted in

seven counties.

My pick-up truck?

Where are they?

Why, they're hiding out, naturally.

There was a report that maybe they was

up around the Devil's Gate Dam area.

Those Cherokee barge-women helicopters from Atlanta?

Boy, they didn't spot them, though.

They're out there somewhere, though.

You better believe it.

Maxine!

Maxine!

You crazy?

Welcome home, Mac.

I want to talk to you, too.

I can't believe what I'm looking at.

I'll bust my tail for five and a

half weeks trying to make enough money to

get us moved out of here.

When I come back, what do I find

out?

You two are hunted criminals.

Now, what do you make about that?

How much money did you bring back, Mac?

What about my truck?

You got my truck wanted.

How the hell can I drive around in

a wanted truck?

Mac, we already took care of that.

We disguised it and changed the place.

Well, it looks great now, doesn't it?

That's my truck?

Yep.

How much money did you bring back, Mac?

A hundred bucks.

A hundred bucks?

Well, I earned more than that, but I...

I just had expenses.

You know how it is.

Now, don't you worry, none, Mac.

We're still partners.

Only now I think fair is a third

and a third and a third.

And your share comes to...

$2,100.

My share?

Well, it would have been more, except we've

been giving these farmers the money so they

could hang on to their places.

That's stolen money.

You girls stole that money.

Aw, Mac, stole is a bad word.

We prefer recirculate.

Well, I'm going to tell you something.

You're going to stop all this robbing and

stealing.

We're going to pack up and we're going

to move out of here before you two

wind up in jail.

You got it?

Well, the problem is we've got one more

job to do and we need your help.

You ain't been listening to me.

Well, we got the whole thing planned out.

There's no way you'd get in trouble.

You're just going to zip in and zip

out and nobody will ever be the way.

Five minutes in and out and you've done

nothing illegal.

You're crazy.

I ain't going to have nothing to do

with you.

No more.

I'm getting out of here.

Then instead of your share being just a

few thousand, well, it might be a quarter

of a million or more.

A quarter of a million?

A quarter of a million.

$250,000?

A quarter of a million.

That's a lot of money.

Sure is.

Well, a little danger adds salt to a

man's life, I reckon.

What's for supper?

Oh my goodness, we're

late, aren't we?

Yes, are you friends of the D.C.'s?

Oh, yes.

Yes, we were very close.

Very close indeed.

It was a beautiful sermon.

Sure it was.

Would you mind if we just took a

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Why, certainly.

The pallbearers are ready, John.

Follow me, gentlemen.

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♪ What is this?

It's a carpet from Carpet City.

Don't I know you from somewhere?

Hey, did you ever buy a carpet from

Carpet City?

No.

That's the ugliest damn color I ever saw.

Who ordered this?

Mr. Dade McCutcheon's Carpet Layers will be here

tomorrow.

Oh, yeah, Dade.

We're fine.

Good.

Well, I don't think that would be much

of a problem there.

On second thought, we could match this up,

paint the walls a different color.

Yeah.

This is what's known as a stick-up.

Anybody wants to get funny, then they can

say bye-bye to their face.

Sheriff Marsh.

Hello, Sheriff.

This is Dixie.

Who?

Dixie and Patsy Eldridge, you know.

I understand you've been looking for us.

We're right here at the bank, and we

were just planning on making a little withdrawal.

We were thinking you might like to set

us up with a getaway car outside before

we start killing everybody in sight.

All right, now, let's move.

Okay.

Let's pack it up.

Move it back.

Move it back now.

Come on, let the man in.

Everybody back.

Come on now.

Let's go.

Listen to me.

I'm gonna give you five minutes, five minutes

to come out of there.

I'm coming in after you.

Hey, you're throwing some fives in there along

with the ones.

Baby, all we got room for in that

baby carriage is a big set.

Yeah.

Sorry, Mr. Wyatt.

I gotta get you up again.

Oh, gosh, Dixie, I'm not as young as

I used to be.

And you're not gonna get any older if

you don't do what I'm telling you.

Now, come on.

Get around this corner, hurry.

Come on, you don't want to lose that

pretty hair, do you?

Go.

See, Mr. Wyatt, I gotta talk to you

for a minute.

My sister...

Sit down, put your hands down.

My sister Patsy and I, we've got this

little problem.

Unless we get our way, we're gonna have

to sit off that charge.

And if we do that, then the bank

goes, all these hostages go, we go, and

so does all of that money.

So we were thinking you might like to

take a little message to the sheriff for

us.

Now, you tell him we want that car

out in front.

30 minutes, head start.

You tell him it's just the other way

around.

We'll give him five minutes.

Now, you think you can handle all that?

Oh, yeah, Dixie, sure, I can handle it.

Then go on.

Come on.

Go.

They mean it, Phil.

Honest to God, they mean it.

They got enough dynamite in there to blow

up the whole block.

Give them a car, or they're gonna kill

themselves and everybody else around.

Charlie, now, just don't panic.

The car's on its way.

All set, Sheriff.

Gas?

Less than a gallon, just like you said.

Jake fixed the gauge so it'll read full.

If we don't get them here, they'll be

lucky to make ten miles.

All right, girls, you got your car, and

you got your 30 minutes.

Let's go.

Now, I kept my word.

Now, you keep your word and let those

people out of there.

All right, now, everybody across the street.

All right, let's go.

Everybody.

Come on, come on.

Okay, Patsy, Dixie.

I'm gonna have to come in and get

you out.

Now, you hear me?

Yeah.

It's Phil, baby.

Hey, Dave.

We got them, the girls.

Uh-huh, I knew I could count on

you, Phil.

Good boy.

Well, uh, we've had a little...

The girls are in the bank and they

had this dynamite with them and some hell

of an explosion.

I mean, the girls are dead.

Their bodies are just spread all over the

place.

Well, that's good.

That's good.

That's real good.

I know that's good, Dave.

But you see, well, they must have taken

the money out of the vault.

They kind of piled it up there on

the floor, and, uh, well, that's kind of

spread all over the place, too.

I've got everybody down there kind of counting

it now to see how much of it

was destroyed.

You tell them to leave everything alone, you

hear?

I'm on my way.

Tell Arnold to get the car.

I'm getting dressed.

Did he sound mad?

Yeah, yeah, Charlie.

He sounded mad.

Did he say anything about me?

Tell you what, Mr. President.

Next chance we get, I gotta get this

car into the shop.

Got a new kind of noise coming from

the engine, kind of a chicken sound.

Keep driving.

Well, actually, in the arms of Ariel, it's

an absolute bore, really.

It's just not fun being rich and in

clothes.

Hello, my lady.

You ordered?

A drink.

I'm terribly sorry.

I thought the ladies were alone.

Well, they are, actually.

I'm, uh, just a member of the family.

Sit down.

Oh, I see.

Uh, what business do you have here?

Did you say your family was in?

Thank you.

Here's a man in your eyes.

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