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Can you knock?

Why? What do you mean, why?

This is my room.

Okay, and I live here, too. I can go wherever I want. Can you not knock? What

I'm, like, doing something?

No. I mean, literally anything. Anyways, I really don't care.

Um, I'm already in here.

Please, can you just, like, stay in your room and not be a weirdo?

Can you, like... Who's calling over?

Stacey!

Don't be weird. Come on. I'm not gonna be weird. I'm literally just in here

minding my own business.

Minding your own business?

Is that what you were doing when you sent her your dick?

What? Huh?

What are you talking about? It's my best friend. Like, you think she's not gonna

tell me that when Scott's brother sent her his dick?

It's weird.

I didn't send her anything.

You didn't send her anything?

Really? Because I'm pretty sure I have your dick in my phone right now.

What? Yeah. She sent it to you? Mm -hmm.

It's my best friend. You think she's not going to send that to me?

Are you serious? Yeah, literally.

That's not your dick.

Oh my god.

Why would she send you that?

Because that's weird that you sent her your... I mean, honestly.

What's wrong with dick pic?

What's wrong with dick pic is you're sending this to my best friend and

not even your dick.

That's literally way bigger than you.

What are you talking about? I've seen it.

You literally... A little micro -peen.

What? No, I don't.

Yeah, you do. I've seen it.

That's my dick.

You edited this or something.

I can see that it's you. I know that it's you. I know it's your shorts.

But it's not that big.

It's not that big. You haven't seen it in a while.

It's a nice size.

It's a nice size?

No, it's really not.

This isn't your dick. I've seen it.

What are you trying to say? Like I just sent her a ramp?

No, I think you like edited it.

You and your little like online friends, how you guys do that stuff, you edited

it and you made it bigger and longer.

You think my friend photoshopped my dick?

No, I think they taught you how to.

That was stupid. Why would I do that?

Because you're embarrassed that you have a micropane.

I don't have a micropane. I don't know why you're saying that. Because I know

you do. I've cleaned it.

I've literally, which isn't you.

Yes, it is.

No, like, it is you. I see that it's you.

You wear the same shorts, like, every day.

But, like, that's not your thing.

So. That, that is.

It's hard to.

Prove it.

What do you mean prove it? Prove it. Pull it out.

I'm not going to show you my penis.

I've already seen it.

Yeah, but I'm not. It's in my phone.

Yeah, but I'm not. It's worse than seeing it in person.

I'm not going to show you my penis. Why?

Cause you know it's a micropenis additive and I'm gonna tell Stacy.

Exactly.

Pull it out. Prove it.

Or else I'm gonna tell her you got one.

Fine.

I don't... Pull it out.

Whatever. I mean, if you... It's kinda weird, but... What's weird is that

sending my best friend your dick.

Whatever.

Okay, fine.

Exactly. What?

Look at it.

That's so small.

It's just soft right now. It's just soft right now and you're a grower?

Yeah, I'm a grower.

I'm not a... It's not going to get any bigger.

I'm not a shoulder.

I just... What, are you a shoulder?

Yeah, but, you know, I'm kind of like... Yeah.

You know, I mess a little. That's all you do all day?

Well, I'm just saying, like, you know, when you fuck with it, it, you know,

bigger. Make it bigger.

Grow it.

I'm not... I'm not convinced.

I'm not going to... I'm going to...

I'm not going to touch my dick in front of you.

You're like hands right there. Yeah, but it's not going to work. You're making

me uncomfortable.

You're like... I'm going to jerk off in front of you.

You do it in your room all day. I'm right next to there.

I'm not going to be... It's not going to work.

You think you've never gotten hard to me?

I'm just right here now.

No. Come on.

Don't lie to us.

What? What are you talking about?

I know.

I know everything.

I'm not.

Make it hard. I don't believe you. I'm going to tell her. I can't make it hard

with you sitting here.

Okay, so like.

Why do you think about it? You see that it's big.

You see that it's. Does it help?

It's not like what are you doing?

I'm trying to make you prove that your dick gets harder.

Why do you pull your boobs out?

You're being crazy right now.

This is going to help. Make your dick hard.

I'm done.

I don't think that's going to help.

You said that you're a grower.

Yeah. So grow.

I can't. It's not convincing me yet.

Oops. Yeah.

Make it hard.

Let's go.

I don't have all day. I don't know what you want from me. I want you to make

your day hard so you can prove to me that you have.

I'm not going to be able to get hard with you.

You don't like my boobs?

I'm not saying that. They're not nice?

They're great. They're nice.

Yeah.

So, like, feel it. Rub it. Make it hard. Make it grow.

It'd probably be a little harder to touch it or something.

Yeah, I know you love it when I touch your dick.

Like this.

Does that make you so hard?

Yeah, I don't know.

Well, yeah, I know.

That would probably work.

i told you i don't know why you didn't believe me

you know i

think i know why you like stacy so much why well

she looks just like me i mean truly i thought why

it probably is

well we both have like dark hair we like dress the same both like really skinny

so i think you just were so ashamed of how badly you wanted to fuck me

your whole life that you've just decided it was her and she was close enough

no it's not even it's not what is it then i mean you guys do

have one thing in common that i like you remember yeah you guys are both like

So you guys are both, like, goth chicks.

So, you like goth chicks?

Yeah. Why?

What is... I don't know. Goth girls are hot.

Well, yeah, we're both hot, so, like, that makes sense.

You get... Goth girls are, like... You guys are, like, scary.

Scary? Yeah, you guys look like... What does that even mean?

I don't know. You guys look like you, like, beat me up or something.

Like... No. I like a girl that looks like...

She could, like, crush my esophagus with, like, her boots.

Shut the fuck up. You're so weird.

What? Yeah.

I don't know.

This is like a pot.

Ew. I mean, I guess I can see, but, like, that's a really weird way

to put it.

I mean, I just like girls that are just like...

You like to be intimidated.

Yeah.

Because you're so weak.

You want to get beat up by the girl?

I don't want to get beat up.

It just turns you on. I just want her to look like she could probably beat me

up.

Whatever.

You got some serious issues, man.

Your dick is kind of big, though.

Oh, yeah.

I guess.

I did ask you to prove it.

But, like... Would it be really crazy if I put it in my mouth?

Um... I don't, uh... I don't think it'd be that crazy.

It'd be kind of... Yeah, I'm open to that.

I know you are.

What am I joking?

You

live

in your little bath girl fantasy.

hmm hmm

I really didn't expect you to be big.

I told you.

I just can't help myself from the big ones though.

Mm.

Fuck,

I'm like so fucking wet right now.

I feel, come here.

Really? Yeah.

It's like really wet.

Yeah.

it's like

dripping

Just put it in. Come on.

What? Put it in.

Are you serious?

I told you I don't joke.

You really want me to?

Mm -hmm.

It's not good.

It's not

good.

So, like, you're going to keep going?

Yeah, yeah, I think I can.

I'm going to put it back on.

Okay.

It's, like, fucking leaving me hanging like that.

That's pretty nice Oh

my

god, really?

It happens sometimes, is this normal

for you?

It's probably fine?

Oh my god.

Keep going, don't stop.

Don't stop.

Fuck yourself.

I love you.

Oh my god.

It's really good.

It's fucking

good.

Let me face you.

I want to go this way.

it's so

big

Thank you.

because it's been good so far.

I could even hide in there.

Yeah.

Yeah. Right there.

Right there.

Just keep going.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck, that's good.

Oh, my God.

That's really good.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Fucking rock my shit.

Oh.

Oh, fuck. Yeah. Don't fucking stop. You're gonna be calm.

Oh, don't fucking stop. Don't stop.

You did not just fucking bust inside of me.

I thought I was supposed to do that.

No.

You're fucking... You're insane.

Why didn't you fall out?

I don't know.

It's probably fine.

It's probably fine? What do you mean?

Oh, my fucking God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Is that bad?

That's really bad.

I gotta go deal with this now.

You had to do one stupid thing, didn't you?

You had to fuck it up.

I don't know. How am I supposed to know what I'm supposed to pull out?

What do you mean you don't know what you're supposed to pull out?

What else?

I don't know about sex.

You don't know?