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Thank you.

One thing's a rustic fairy with Tudor -style sepals and a stone chimney right

the middle. Yeah, totally, like a witch's house.

Where are you going to put your broomstick collection?

How about the cage that you're going to be sleeping in because you won't be

sleeping with me?

Oh. What?

300 more miles to Portland.

I'm going to need to eat before then.

Make it so. All right.

I bet the people who live here are really happy.

Hey, do you know what today is?

Today is the third day of our three -day road trip across the country. Or our

five -year anniversary.

Anniversary? I just picked you up in Chicago.

I love you.

Fuck off!

Are you okay?

Allie shows our phones came through.

Where even are we right now?

Oh, shit, no signal.

Okay. Keep driving, maybe we'll pick up.

We are actually in the middle of nowhere.

Now I know what it looks like.

We might just die of starvation.

She was on her way to interview for a top Portland architectural firm when her

GPS failed.

She is. I love her. Survived by her boyfriend, Ryan. What? No. Yeah, sorry,

babe. I had to eat your remains.

Ah, civilization.

Venus, Oregon, population 468.

What a cool little town. Yeah, I'm starving.

I could eat a whole fucking cow.

Sit anywhere.

Thanks.

What? Just Debbie and Howard.

Are you seriously having fun without missing Howard's kiss -my -ass birthday

extravaganza?

Well, it is a kiss -my -ass birthday extravaganza in Greece, so yes.

Why do you think Greece can be in Venus?

Hi, y 'all. My name's Shelly.

Soup is beef chili.

Pies are huckleberry and apple. Can I get you something to drink?

Can we start off with two iced teas?

Do you have any vegetarian recommendations?

Annie, got vegetarian here. I like the carol salad.

Hold the bacon.

That's okay.

Actually, can we get the bacon and extra cheese and put that on a turkey? You

got it.

Did you lose any of that healthy? It's my anniversary.

Oh my God, it's their anniversary.

Ours too.

Almost. Two years.

Eden. Neil.

I'm Maya.

This is Brian.

How long have you guys been married?

We're not.

We're not married.

We've just been dating for five years.

Five years, and you ain't put a ring on her finger.

The hell are you waiting for?

Well, right now, I'm just waiting on my turkey milk.

Tough crowd, right?

Anything else?

Got it.

Yeah, we can use some directions to the highway.

On the back.

Here's some big corporate finance guy.

Passed through.

Ate here, actually, and then totally disappeared.

Hope he didn't have the turkey milk.

He did.

What's going on?

Call it, sir.

Take the key out of your pocket and try it again.

All right.

Call

trouble?

Yeah.

I'm Rudy.

It's my garage.

Yeah, you're all made of shot.

You need a new one.

How long will that take?

We gotta pick up the part from the dealer over in Eugene.

Is that something you could maybe do tonight?

Tonight?

They're already closed.

I can send Dougie first thing in the morning.

Stall him in the afternoon.

So he'd have to spend the night.

Is there anywhere to stay close by?

Well, my hotel's closed for repairs, but it's one of them internet houses.

He means an Airbnb.

There's an older guy, Joe Gossett, he runs it out sometimes.

Except during hunting season.

Yeah, Joe likes to hunt.

He's there from August to December, but he keeps it pretty nice.

No, no, this is a scam. I saw you watching it. Will you excuse us for one

second, please?

Ryan, what's wrong with you? These people aren't scamming us.

You just think this is a coincidence.

The mechanic watched us going into the diner, and then suddenly he's fixing our

car that wasn't even broken.

Ryan, we literally almost got into a car wreck like an hour ago. Something might

have gotten messed up, okay?

Please, stop being paranoid.

Please stop being naive. You know what, Bertie?

That sounds great.

We appreciate it. Thanks.

Tell your car to McGarry's, and I guess he can drive you, too. I'm off in like

ten minutes. I can drive you.

I live out that way.

That's so kind of you. Thank you.

Yeah. Good shippers get common, right?

What?

Hi. Hi.

The Lord will set you free.

Are you serious?

Aren't we all?

It looks cute.

Do you think it has electricity?

Probably not.

We really appreciate it, Shelley.

Thank you.

Bye. Bye.

Take care.

Bye.

I actually like this so much better than on the top.

What do you think?

Negative Nancy.

Let's check it out.

Want to have a little fun?

Pretty job.

Whoa! Would you look at that?

What? I'm not going to call if there's any problems.

Get him on your coat.

Thank you for the short notice. I'm actually calling because the

broken. I'm hoping that you could maybe send someone to fix it.

We'll be here all night, and this is a great number to reach me at.

Thank you.

Do you hear that?

Hear what?

The silence.

No car horns, no 5 a .m. garbage truck, no crazy person yelling at 2 a

.m. Yeah, that's because there's nothing within five miles of the place.

But it's nice, right?

Yeah, it is.

So, is this the best?

I would say it is one of the best.

What are you thinking?

I am thinking about how that greasy motherfucking Rudy better have my car in

tomorrow. Wow, I am so turned on right now.

Oh yeah?

Prove it.

To be clear, I may be kissing you, but I'm thinking of her.

Is Tamara here?

No.

I think you have the wrong home.

That was weird.

Where'd she even come from?

Right in the middle of nowhere.

out of state model now.

It's better in Oregon.

Well, it is now.

I don't know.

That was more glancing than it was dancing.

You know, I... I thought...

Do you remember that hike we went on up to the Vista?

And that gorgeous sunset?

It just felt like the perfect... Ryan, I thought you didn't want to get married.

Ryan, I said that like five years ago.

You never answered it.

If I get the job in Portland...

You'll live with me, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, of course.

I know how much the city needs you and what you're giving up.

I know what you're doing for me.

So, um... Dee?

I know I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

Not a full surprise, but I do have some ideas I want to... No.

Why doesn't that stick to the inhaler?

So... What?

Ryan, I don't think I put it back in your bag. I think it's in the car.

Then... No, no, it's okay. It's not your fault.

Hey, I should have checked.

You know what?

There's an old motorcycle out front.

I can just drive it into town and take it out the car.

Have you ever ridden a motorcycle before?

Yeah, a few times.

Also... What?

I see Howard is truly enjoying Greece and everything it has to offer. What

bumblefuck town are you guys in now?

Uh, Venus, Oregon.

It's a cute, quaint little spot. Okay, will you give me the nod?

I will get Howard to play the play and get you two guys over here. We're fine.

Really, we're having a good time. Is that the nod?

You want me to pull the trigger?

All right! All right!

Oh my god, GYU, I didn't do it, didn't you?

Debbie, I gotta go.

I love you. Be safe.

Riot? Hello?

Is Tamra here?

No. We already told you there is no Tamra here.

Is the camera here?

Ryan, please get back here.

Thank you.

Can you hear me?

This is my car.

I just left something inside, all right? You should have called first.

Yeah. Yeah, I just didn't... I thought you were a car thief.

Hey, hey.

I'm gonna go, okay?

Got it.

Have a good night, Rudy.

It was great. Very cheesy.

Want to join us?

We got plenty.

Nothing. I got to get back. Come on. Have a beer with us.

Maybe another time.

Have a good night, all right? I think she's too good.

Local sick thing, you know?

Daisy,

can I please get a cheeseburger and fries, and then another cheeseburger,

meat.

My girlfriend's vegetarian.

Very.

Thank you.

Great.

Why? What are you doing here? Why are the lights off?

What's wrong?

Can someone help?

Can they shut the lights off?

No. Okay.

Okay.

I'm going to go find a fuse box.

No.

Okay, I know where the fuse box is.

Okay.

Found it.

All better.

What happened?

There's someone standing right there.

Are you sure? It was dark?

Yes. Yeah?

They were wearing a mask.

A mask?

What kind of mask? I don't know. They were wearing like a creepy mask with big

eyes and it was right there.

You know what happened.

Is that what you saw?

I mean, maybe.

I just don't have them.

Were you smoking?

I had smoked a little bit earlier, but I don't think that has anything to do

with this. I told you that freak brother said it's strong.

Okay, you're in an unfamiliar house.

It's pitch black.

I would have thought I saw something too.

I'm sick of this shit. Bye.

Bye.

What is that?

The girl.

What is she doing?

Standing, watching us.

I can't tell. Is she wearing a mask? I don't know.

What are you doing? I'm putting an end to this. Ryan.

Ryan! What's your problem?

I asked you to put... Yeah!

Fuck yeah, you better run.

Next time I'm calling the police.

I scared her off. She's not going to come back. No, she does.

She's just some weird teenage girl, okay?

She's not going to hurt you.

You're right.

You're right. I have ridden the subway at 2 a .m. alone with Mark, so... You've

got to tell about it, right?

Yeah.

Hey, I'm starving.

Want to get something to eat?

Okay. Come on. Let's go.

Thank you for tomorrow.

If we get the car back by morning, then maybe we can be at Baker City by night.

Oh, great.

Maybe we should factor in a little bit of time to clean that food off of your

face.

You got a problem with all this?

Oh, my God, yeah. Yeah, I do have a problem with that.

Let's resolve it, then.

I deserve that.

You are the nicest speaker on the planet.

the front door.

Thank you.

What the fuck is wrong?

Let's go.

Thank you.

The meadowlarks are singing of where the cattle roam. Around my little old...

We'll go to the shed.

It's not that weird.

Better than nothing, right?

I'm doing nothing.

I love that just a bunch of shit.

I got you, okay?

Got a shotgun?

One of those other boards.

Let's bring it back.

Hey, where's his mask?

I don't know, baby. I don't know.

Where's your fucking mask?

Baby,

that's me on a job.

I can't.

No.

Get inside. Get inside.

Get in. Get in the car.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I got you.

Move forward.

Where's Maya?

Drop the fucking knife.

You're going to turn around slowly.

Where's Maya?

Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up!

Give me one fucking...

Good reason not to fucking kill you right now!

Where is she?

You know how they say that your first kill is the hardest?

Give me a second.

It's gonna be okay.

It's gonna be okay.

It will.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. No, no.

No, it's not your fault. None of this is your fault, okay?

None.

Marry me.

Will you marry me?

to be here.