All language subtitles for Vegas In Space 1991 (Troma)

Thank you.

There are so many other worlds I'd like
to be.

I know a little place called Beggars.
Let's make love tonight.

Tomorrow calls to me.

A night in Vegas with you, darling,
could be heavenly.

But I'd be lost in space the moment you
were gone.

I'd walk that night.

Supernova kiss

The Supernova Kiss.

We simply fell in love.

our late -night love trip to Vegas and
space.

We'll be arriving at our destination
very shortly.

The weather in Vegas is, of course,
heavenly.

Hope you've enjoyed flying with us.
We've enjoyed serving you. Now plug

yourselves in. We're about to land.

Well, we're on our way.

Yeah, let's have cocktails.

Yeah, let's. I think I'll try this one
over here.

Jupiter juice on dry ice. How about you?

Well, I guess I'll have the usual.

That instantly can ring the bell.

Yeah, that sounds good.

Oh, look over there on the screen.

There goes the solar system.

Do you think we'll ever go back to
Earth?

Well, you've heard what they say. Once
you go back, you never go back.

Is that what they say?

Uh -huh.

Well, either way, it doesn't matter to
me. Just as long as I'm with you.

Yeah, it does.

Damn. Another secret mission off to a
smooth start.

Where to this time, Captain? I hope we
meet some far outer space chicks. I'm

sick of monsters.

You'll enjoy this destination, boys.

It's the planet Clitoris in the Beaver
system.

Wow. The planet of women. The gal
galaxy.

But Captain, dudes can't go there. It's
a babe's only world.

That's one of the earliest pre -fab
pleasure planets.

It was put into orbit at the beginning
of the last century.

But now all those planets are falling to
pieces.

Why is the Empress sending us there
anyway, Captain?

You'll find out all about it from the
Empress Velcro for herself.

Attention! Attention!

Imperial communique.

A royal feminist...

something of universal diplomatic and
political import.

Nueva is our strongest ally in the far
-flung beaver system. Her problem is

our problem.

But, Empress, according to the Articles
of the Venus Convention, no males are

allowed to touch down clitoris, even in
the direst emergency.

Change sex?

But we only have dude clothes!

All necessary gear is already aboard.

You will be undercover as traditional
mid -20th century showgirls sent by me

entertain at Nueva's annual off -world
slumber party. Take care of your

uniforms. They're government property.

Sounds like a cinch.

What do you think, Captain?

She looks stunning.

Yeah, but what about the mission?

Yeah, the mission.

Don't worry about the mission, guys.

Come on, let's change sex.

Steve?

Mike?

Dick?

Captain, you better give me two. I think
I need them.

I don't know.

Okay.

Evaporated in the line of duty.

Hey, we're really foxy

chicks. Hot dog. You got a great set of
knockers there, Steve.

I mean, Stephanie.

I hate that name. I'll be Debbie.

And you. You can't be Mike anymore.

We'll call you Sheila.

And I'll just reverse my name. Goodbye,
Captain Dan Tracy.

Hello, Miss Captain Tracy Daniels.

Will there be danger, Captain?

Will we be safe?

Is life safe, Sheila?

When do we get there?

Let's ask Jane.

Jane, babe, what's happening?

Two days and seven hours at present
velocity of plus five.

We've got to be there Saturday for the
party.

Jane, we need speed.

I know.

Let's take an ultra space jump to Sector
7.

Positions, women.

Hit it, Jane.

Now in sector 7.

We'll just have to fly the USS
Intercourse manually.

Manually? But we're women. Yes, I know.
We'll use our feminine intuition.

Come on, gals. Concentrate. Home in on
it.

Where is Vegas in space?

Where is...

We'll be there in a couple of hours.

Here we go.

Into the pink vortex.

Gateway to Vegas.

Oh,

my nails.

My hair.

Let's go touch ourselves.

Jane,

give me a drag.

Stop your dude, Debbie.

Jane, you're going to tow.

Well, of course.

Are we there yet?

We'll be over the city any minute.

But I've just done my hair.

We're going to crash. Hang on!

Follow me.

Shirelle, please see to it that our
guest sleeping quarters are in order.

You mean that tacky little rat hole in
the basement?

Please, allow me to apologize for this
rude display.

Shirelle, do as I ask.

Yes, Princess Angel.

Father, please.

I've never seen anything like it before.

Behold, Vegas in space.

An oasis of glamour in a universe of
mediocrity. I can think of worse places

spend a vacation.

Here comes Empress Nebula's star cruiser
now.

Really? How can you tell?

Observe how she's driving.

I'd know that a space bucket of
solenoids anywhere.

Oh, there's that tired Lala Galaxy.

Oh, she's with that pissed yellow
princess, Joan Deas. Oh, I think they

Hi, noodles.

Oh, hi, honey. How you doing?

Oh, now I've got to talk to the two
tired queens.

If I could just find me a place to park.

Oh, honey, this place is so crowded with
that tired tourist trade, you can't

even find a place to park.

Oh, there's a spot right up ahead.

Come on, you son of a

Venusian dove.

Honey, old Martians should not be
allowed to drive.

Where did you get your driver's license,
Lazworld?

I'll bet you stole that Star Cruiser.

So glad this is just a start over. I
can't wait to get to 0468.

Civilization, here I come, honey.

I'm going to like it here.

It's pretty.

Where do you get your air and life?

Girl, we live rather well.

Wouldn't you say so, Odessa?

Yes, Princess Angel.

Princess, where could I find your
sandbox?

You will find a personal way to expose a
unit in Bold Player 3.

We'll meet your friend in...
...Concretation Pit.

This way, girls.

Stick together, please.

The Vegas in Space Complex is a vast,
colorful pleasure palace, ideally suited

for the vacationing female.

There are 25 plastic beauty bars with
skilled glamour technicians and clothing

outlets with styles from every time and
space.

Grab noodles.

Meet me at the fashion pit in 15
minutes.

Shop, shop, shop.

You'd think it were her first time on
Vegas.

So tell us something about your world.

It's so different.

Well, Miss Daniel, Vegas is the capital
of Taurus, which is the largest and most

luxurious of all pleasure planets,
except for seven. Our motto?

Glamour first, glamour last, glamour
always.

It's a sleek new world for today's new,
improved woman.

Oh, I'm sorry, we just missed the
hologram haven.

Oh,

I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see it
with my own two eyes.

But what about the economy?

What are your principal exports?

Cosmetics, mostly.

Since the legalization of cosmetic
enhancers, our scientists have been

nonstop in order to keep up with demand.

Here they are.

Grade -A bootleg beauty boosters, fresh
from a friend's personal stash.

Unfortunately, a black market had sprung
up.

Now, don't go peddling us to no turns,
either. Those high -tech housewives just

can't handle glamour like we can. I
heard two of them OD'd last week down on

Saturn Springs.

Oh?

Yeah.

OD'd. Now, beat it.

Thanks to Veneer, our brave queen of
police.

We are assured that this underground
ring is now under control.

Hmm, nice.

Now arriving from Saturn... Darling!

Welcome to Vegas.

Did you have a pleasant flight?

Oh, it was hateful. First my oscillator
went flat. Then my gyro stabilizer went

on the fritz. Everything drifted out of
my purse, was going all over the cabin.

I didn't know which way was up.

Sounds positively nightmare.

So, how are things on Saturn since my
absence?

Oh, double drag, honey.

Ten satellites, and each one more boring
than the last.

And the summers there, they are the
worst.

Not once did it get above 200 below.

You poor dear.

Well, let's grab your bags and hit the
beach.

Oh, no, honey. No beaches for me. This
is merely a stopover.

I'm catching the next shuttle for
Offworld 68.

Do you mean to tell me you're not going
to wave us tonight?

That dog show.

Honey, don't make me hurt you.

That is a tired scene.

Every year, Nueva invites every queen in
the universe, and the only people that

show up are the same old tired people in
brand new tired outfits.

It is a tired scene.

Nueva will be so disappointed. She told
me herself she was so looking forward to

seeing you again.

Believe me, honey, she'll live.

Besides, I want to go look at those
showgirls from Earth.

Showgirls from Earth? Why, they're right
over there.

Okay, now you've seen him.

So, showgirls from Earth, huh?

Yes, yes we are.

Vegas correspondent, National Orbit.

So, how does it feel to be finally
playing Vegas?

Well, we're thrilled to be here. I just
love it. Everything is so beautiful.

Tracy Daniels and the showgirls from
Earth, huh? Tell you the truth, I never

heard of you.

Well, we've played every resort spot in
the outer region, but I guess this is

our first big break.

And tell your readers, we'll do our
dauntless to give the Empress's guests a

show they'll never forget.

Good luck.

Thanks.

A woman's paradise.

Vegas, I love you.

Oh, my goddess, is that Tracy in the
show, girl? Oh, my goddess, it is. Oh,

Terrence will just die when she finds
out she missed it.

Miss Daniels? Miss Daniels? Yes?

Could I get your autograph?

Oh, why, certainly.

What's your name, dear?

It's Zorna. Zorna Verga. Oh, what a
lovely name.

You mean you're going to sign it
personally? Well, certainly. To Zorna.

Gratefully, Tracy Daniels.

Oh, me too, Tracy. We think you're dark.

Oh, of course. Anything for you, dear
fan.

I wonder where Sheila is.

Oh, not another earthquake.

Oh, that's just the way we've been
trying.

Oh, Sheila, there you are. Are you all
right?

I don't like this one bit.

Enough questions.

The Empress is waiting.

Please, follow me.

I don't like this happening.

Well, keep your head, Sheila.

Remember, the Space Corps is counting on
us. I said attention, shoppers. The old

antique shop on Level 3 has announced
reduced prices for the next 60 seconds

its brand new ship in a beanbag...

To Vegas in space.

I trust you have a pleasant trip.

Thank you, Princess Angel. That will be
all for now.

The Empress Velcro sends her regrets for
not being here herself in person.

We ourselves, of course, are so looking
forward to performing.

A traditional mid -20th century lounge
act for you and your guests tonight.

Oh, thrilling.

An oldie willie lounge act.

It will be a welcome distraction from
our present state of scrambled disarray.

Our whole way of life is in jeopardy.

We're here to help in any way we can.
What exactly is your problem, Empress?

I don't know. Everything is going awry.

Where do I begin?

This planet is under a lot of stress.

Tremors, gas fires, nightmares.

No one has had a nightmare here in
decades until now.

And crime, it's skyrocketing.

I myself am a victim of a heinous
robbery.

My girlinian gems have been stolen.

Gems?

All of them?

No. I still have the most important
pieces.

But it is imperative that we recover the
others.

What is Gorillium?

That's Gerlinium.

Gerlinium is a very rare crystal found
only in the caverns of the fourth moon

Gerlina. They have great powers.

I used the gems to help our planet
maintain its delicate orbit surrounding

sun. Since the robbery, our orbit has
begun to deteriorate, and seismic

disturbances have increased.

Quakes.

Only tremors so far.

Vegas residents and all my intergalactic
guests believe it's a special effect

for my annual party celebration.

Panic must be avoided at all costs.

No one must know of your true mission or
of this catastrophe.

Did you call the police?

Our queen of police, Vanir, is the prime
suspect.

She has been involved in many shady
dealings throughout the cosmos.

Hail, Empress.

Hail, Queen Vanir.

What are these?

Listen, Queen, I know all about you.

You stole the Empress's jewels, didn't
you?

Maybe I did, and maybe I didn't.

Cool your jets.

These showgirls from Earth are our royal
guests. They will be performing

tonight.

An animal act. How amusing.

So you lost some jewelry, Empress?

Some girlinium, I surmise. Else my dear
sister wouldn't have sent these three

stooges here.

You... Can't get back those gems without
my help. As Queen of Clitorian Police,

I have the complete dossier on everyone
on this planet.

Is the thief still on, Clitoris?

The thief is still here in my very
palace, waiting to steal the remaining

Erlinium gems tonight at my off -world
slumber party.

We'd better act fast.

Under the circumstance, I don't have
much choice but to trust you.

I am willing to ignore my first
impression.

You do impressions.

This is no time for levitation.

You're right.

Let's be women about it and work
together on this caper. Come on, let's

Where are we going?

We'll take a shortcut through the
palace.

I don't like this.

Oh, come on. We'll just duck through
here.

Nice earrings.

Thanks. Chromosensitive, aren't they?
No, they change color.

Come on.

Thanks.

Excuse me.

Not right now.

Can't you see I'm watching another
world?

We interrupt this program to bring you a
special Victorian intelligence alert.

Hmm. What can I do for you, girl?

Is this coming my size?

You have got to be kidding.

Try the parachute pavilion on layer
three.

Oh, they're brilliant.

Poor quality, low -class merchandise to
be especially unloved.

And now, Futura Valerius, K -U -N -T -V,
returning you to another world.

Could you recommend a good gift for a
comatose shut -in?

Have you heard Princess Angel's new
record?

It's simply cosmic.

It's full of such monster dance hits as
Hey Hey Walk This Way and Go Go With The

Flow.

No, it's just not quite what I had in
mind.

All right, you little alien, I caught
you. Holy polies, come here quick.

What is it, Wynetta?

Well, well, well, my old friend.

Babs Velour. Here's that fugitive that
everybody's been talking about. I caught

her red -handed trying to shoplift from
this very boutique.

Fresh off the farm and up to your old
tricks, eh, Babs? You can't take me back

to that place.

I'll do anything you say, just don't
take me back there. I can't take it

anymore.

Harvesting that gooey cotton candy day
after day. Some nights I couldn't get my

fingers unstuck.

It's inhumane. No woman should be
subjected to that kind of treatment.

Thanks, Wynetta. Glad to help. I won't
forget this.

Hey, I'll bet she's the one that stole
the Empress's jewels.

How did you do that?

I'll tell you about it later, Tracy.

Come on.

I've got work to do.

Oh, simply stunning.

So colorful.

Just like a picture postcard.

Yes, it is. From here.

What do you mean?

Well, without the color dial turned up,
it's a different story.

What happened?

The atmosphere is so thin here, it just
won't hold the color by itself.

So we used the color booster.

Can you turn it back up?

Does this work?

It has something to do with the gyro
light refractions. It's very high tech.

You know, some planets out here don't
even have color yet. And it's only fully

operational from here.

Gee, so everything is fake here.

Yes, the real world is rather colorless.
You'll see.

Where are you taking me?

Oh, to my personal complex.

It's on the dark side of the planet.

There. And these shoes.

Oh, we'll just jump through the nearest
transport window. Come on.

Come on, Tracy. Can't you keep up? I'm
trying.

Let me tell you, it isn't easy policing
paradise.

I don't know how you choose.

Somebody's got to.

Now, where is that thing?

It should be around here someplace.

They keep drifting.

Why are you so far out?

Nobody bothers me out here. I mean, can
you imagine those palace -bound

princesses poking their paws outside the
complex unless somebody tricked them?

That's why I keep the color turned down.

Yes, I see.

Here it is.

Is it safe?

Is anything...

So how did you get into crime fighting?

So how did you get into crime fighting?

Well, when my sister became Empress of
Earth, I decided to go into business for

myself. But you're the Queen of Police.

Yes, I can smuggle in anything I want.

Contraband? Yes.

Like to try one of these?

Drugs? Oh, I never... Not drugs.

What are they?

You know, beauty pills?

Oh, I don't know.

Look at you.

You're a mess.

Step into the modern age.

I want you to take this beauty booster.

It went on clitoris.

Oh, thank you.

There now. Doesn't that feel much
better?

Oh, I never knew it could be like this.

Yes, yes.

Anyway, to make a long story short, I
built myself this detention center and

called myself Queen of Police.

Nobody said a word.

Now I'm very happy.

Is there much crime here?

Only crimes of fashion, darling, but
enough to keep me offended.

And busy.

Unfortunately, there exists a class of
incorrigibles who find it impossible to

stay within the boundaries of acceptable
taste.

These are the habitual criminals who are
incarcerated here permanently.

Oh, I've tried reprogramming and
releasing them. But a week later,

picked up looking like human garbage.

Good taste is earned, not learned.

See for yourself.

I'm afraid to look.

Sounds fascinating, yet repulsive.

This one is a very sad case.

She was discovered in one of the caverns
near Nueva's palace.

Some thrill -seekers have been
tormenting her with atomic blasting

I've tried nearly every form of facial
reconstruction technique known to woman.

To no avail.

She's lost the will to heal.

Why do you keep her locked up here?

For her own good.

This is a sick world, Tracy.

Who did it?

Isn't that your job?

Isn't that why you were sent here?

Space Corps is a fine.

In a way that thinks I'm incompetent.
Even you think I'm guilty.

Oh, now, call your jets queen.

I was just testing you. I mean, I had to
be sure.

But we're in this together.

Do you think all these things are
connected?

Of course they are. I'm convinced only
one person is responsible.

There have been a lot of strange
occurrences after decades of

Arson.

Theft.

Physical torture.

It's an awful lot of crime for a planet
without men.

Miss Jen.

But what about that criminal we picked
up in Plaswell? I wonder what she has to

say about all this. Of course.

Let's give it the third degree, shall
we?

Drive!

What the... What is it? She?

She is a dragon. I discovered her one
day along the lavender coast, scavenging

for something to wear.

Poor thing was a complete mess at the
time. She only had three shoes.

I brought her home, prettied her up a
bit, and gave her a job here, caring for

the prisoners.

Where did she come from?

What are her origins?

I don't know all of the scientific mumbo
-jumbo. That's Nueva's department.

Here, see for yourself.

Squeeze these up, please.

Drag's body was frozen solid long, long
ago during the facial age.

Then its streams and currents brought
more and more warmth to the icy

atmosphere. Drag's body thawed out.

We now know aliens... Burn, blue blood
cells, bone marrow cells, even

eyelash adhesive can be brought back to
life after freezing.

This state is similar to chiral genetic
suspension.

You make it sound so simple. Can you
come up with a better explanation?

What I've described to you is drag birth
eons ago and an icy,

frozen atmosphere.

And now, if you please.

A reaper.

You mean women are descended from drags?

That's not so far -fetched.

Just take a look in the mirror.

Well, there you have it.

And furthermore, blah.

Blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah,
blah, blah.

Does anything function properly around
here?

Pardon me, Tracy, while I deal with this
hopeless excuse for a woman.

Drag the criminal in larger, if you
please.

Oh, my God.

Oh, get your mitts off me, you mitts in
the atmosphere.

Oh, that's right, Babs. Slash out at a
poor, defenseless creature who can't

defend herself.

Hmm. Stop blabbering and take your
punishment like a woman. Whoever said

could be queen of police? I said so,
Miss Medora. You've got no right. And

that's the way it is. I'm not afraid of
you, you fascist fashion plate. In

addition to rampant violations of the
fashion code, too numerous... Liar, I'm

innocent. You've been found guilty of
participating in the heisting of the

Neptune gem. I wasn't born rich.

Don't I deserve to have nice things,
too? To top it all off, you've resisted

attempts at rehabilitation at the Cotton
Candy Farm.

You can't tell me what to do. You're not
my mother.

What a capital suggestion.

What are you doing?

You can't.

No,

not my mother. God, I told her I was at
the library.

Mrs. Velour.

this queen veneer down here on Vegas in
space.

You seem to be having a little
misunderstanding with your daughter,

think you'd better pop right down here.

So you're the queen.

Jeez, you got a nice place here.

Thank you.

You're welcome. Kind of looks like a
movie set.

Welcome to the dark side of the planet,
Mrs. Velour.

Where have you been?

We've been worried sick. I could just
die.

Somebody find me a crater to crawl into.

Miss Velour, Babs has been incarcerated
at the Cotton Candy Farm.

Didn't you know?

She's a good girl, Queen.

You never tell me a thing.

I try. I tell you I do.

But ever since I bought her that souped
-up star cruiser, she's broken every law

of gravity.

Normally, in a case like this, you'd
really get it.

Luckily for you, your mother was home
when I called, and so I am remanding you

to her custody.

No! Oh, anything but that!

I'm giving you a second chance, Babs.
Don't blouse it up.

I'll see that she doesn't.

Things are going to be different around
here.

Thank you, Queen.

I don't care what anybody says.

You're a good woman.

Oh, it's bad.

If you're going to steal, you really
ought to steal the

best.

This is definitely not the best.

Could you embarrass me like this in
front of the police?

Dragging the good name of Valua through
the gutter.

Drag.

Thank you, dear. That will be all.

What a spoiled brat.

Do you think she's part of the girlinium
connection?

What? Do you think she stole the
Empress's jewels?

No, I'm afraid not. She's too stupid to
pull off such a grand scam. Oh, I

considered the possibility, but now I'm
convinced this is an inside job.

Who can it be?

I don't know.

To tell the truth, I don't know why I
even bother.

This entire planet is falling to pieces
right before my beautiful eyes.

And they don't care.

Nobody sweeps up after the quakes. The
clones are running amok. And the

tourists, they come here on vacation and
they act like they own the place.

And Nueva, she's a child.

A little girl playing at being Empress.

And Vegas in space is her toy.

Nobody appreciates you, poor thing.

You need a vacation, honey.

If only that were possible.

But who could take over for me here?

Why, if I turn my back for one second,
this entire planet would be reduced to

atomic dust.

These fools just don't understand that
it's our responsibility to show the

universe the true role of women in the
cosmic order.

You're right.

Why can't they see that life isn't just
an endless parade of pretty dresses,

happy hours, and slumber parties?

You can't just stumble around waiting
for your next glamour booster.

I think your planet is lovely. And
whoever would spoil such a good time for

everyone by snatching the Empress's gems
has got to be pretty low.

Why, if I ever got my hands on her,
I'd... I'd... I'd give her a good

to. I know how you feel, sweetheart, but
you mustn't get yourself so worked up.

Well, if you're not happy, I'm not
happy.

No, I'm afraid a vacation is out of the
question until this case is wrapped up

and the girlinium is safely hanging
around the Empress's green neck.

Who are our prime suspects?

Must be someone close to the Empress.

Someone above suspicion.

Someone with a mean streak.

Real she -devil?

No.

An angel.

Saint and Margaret Preservus.

We've got to get back to the palace.

If I know her, she'll make a play for
the rest of those big rocks tonight.

Stand back, Tracy.

I'm about to change.

Thank you, Tracy.

I couldn't have done it without you.

Now let's get out of here. There's not a
moment to waste.

Yes, darling.

Princess Eggie here. I only have a
minute.

I can't come to your soiree. Everything
is scrambled here.

My husband, Nicky, has stolen all my
drag.

My bras, my panties, and even my flat
suit.

Darling, it's horrible.

I can't watch anything. Mood elevator
receptacle ready?

How about the ambience control?

Ambiance control set.

Let me see.

And the food?

The woman from Food Tech did not make it
to Spaceway today.

She is substituting Martian ladyfingers
for the new symbol.

I told you to prepare everything in
advance.

Now, I'm not mad at you. I am mad at the
hors d 'oeuvres.

See that Princess Angel is in readiness.

Dismissed. Yay!

By the way, if he turns up at that party
wearing any of my drag, you just had

him killed.

Oh my goodness!

It's the only thing I can see on South
Park!

You can see them. Right through you.

They're a twin!

No! No!

I want to see!

No, that's not what I mean.

I'm just trying to understand.

No, that's not what I mean.

I'm just trying to understand.

No, that's not what I mean.

Still stunning at 335.

Freeze!

Put that down before you blow someone
away.

You're my best friend.

What is going on here? I was just
sitting there when all of a sudden

started screaming and I thought you were
that awful Queen Veneer.

Well, I'm not, so calm down.

Sheila, tell me what happened.

I was dreaming.

Oh, it was awful.

I've never had a nightmare so vivid, so
real.

You were there, and you were... Oh, it
was awful.

Calm down.

It was just a bad dream sequence.

Are you all right now?

Yes, I... I think so.

Oh, God.

Oh,

Debbie. How daring.

A hot coral baby doll nightie to show
off your lovely legs.

And Sheila is chic tonight in this
filmy,

flawless magenta peignoir.

You both look...

So good, it almost takes my breath away.

It's our official government -issued
lounging gear.

Empress Belle thinks of everything.

Oh, but we have to get ready for the
show now.

Say, what's the dish on the near?

Oh, Debbie, she's a stunning queen.

She's really very nice.

And honey, she didn't take those jewels.

In fact, she gave me something for you
girls.

They're beauty pills.

I already took mine.

Try one, Debbie. They're really a trip.

Sheila?

Now take a beauty pill and that's an
order.

Darling.

Curious.

There now, isn't that much better?

All right, you've had your beauty
boosters. Now it's time for a morale

Oh, no.

I mean a little talk.

Captain to crew, man to man, gal to gal,
chick to chick. You know us.

As you know... We have been sent here on
a vital mission.

We cannot afford to fail.

The safety of the whole universe depends
on you and you.

And you too, Captain.

Sheila, Queen Veneer will be at the
soiree this evening, counting on you to

her your full cooperation.

Okey -doke.

She can count on my full copulation too,
sir.

Now, Debbie, we mustn't arouse
suspicion.

So under the circumstances, whatever
happens, don't stop dancing.

That's how you can best save the
universe.

I have to fix my hair, do my nails, and
get ready for the show.

We'll rendezvous on stage at the Vanity
Lounge.

Now remember, where the show goes from
Earth, so we don't miss our cues.

All right, women, you know what to do.

Look at that outfit.

Are they really from Hawaii?

I

know

there were only two of them, but it
might as well have been an origin.

Sweetheart. Love you, darling. Love you,
innit?

That's how it sticks on your ass. No,
no, darling. That's sadder.

Yeah.

Then love me, darling. It's a shame you
didn't have it in your eyes.

Thank you, please.

Oh, you should see the vanity lounge.

It's super.

I've been in a new antique floor.

Oh, yeah. What's it called?

Wood. Wood.

She really gets her on the ring.

What

after

love did she fall off of?

Darling.

Sweetheart. Love your dad.

Love you in it.

Yes. See those go -go girls from Earth?

They're really super Asians.

I know.

I have told you all.

Everyone.

That's a new way to look, Malfoy. Oh,
yeah. She's good under stress.

Oh, my.

I've never seen so much glamour in one
room.

You're so shrewd.

Yes.

Don't buy glamour boosters from Wynetta,
honey. The last time I did, I got

warts. Ooh, where?

Nine planets in 20 days.

Never again.

And what about Nueva losing her girl,
Linea?

Oh, here comes that nice princess angel
you've heard so much about.

Here comes this.

Isn't she the sweetest little thing?

Hail Girlina.

She thinks she's the hottest thing in
the cosmos. I hear she eats cobalt balls

for breakfast.

My hair's a mess.

Do you know where I could find some
glamour?

I love the way this hormone gas makes my
nose tickle.

It's Queen Veneer.

Sorry, darling. See you later.

It's God.

They're super.

Thank you, Queen.

Listen, just between the two, three of
us, we're secret agents.

I used to be a man.

I have a wiener back home.

What's a wiener?

More trouble than it's worth.

I wish our jobs were important.

Sounds like you need a career change,
girl.

You know, the Space Corps is always
looking for a few good women.

Why don't you and your friend join up?

Oh, could we?

Of course!

As soon as we crack this caper wide
open, you can come back to Earth with

I think I'll go find Shirelle and have
her pack some sensible wigs for the

Great! I'll stay here and keep my eyes
peeled for suspicious types.

Oh, get up!

Serve the palace. I can tell you.

You don't fool around, do you?

So much for fun.

Now to work.

Let's get out of here before I have to
arrest everyone in this room.

I've never seen a prophylaxis game like
that!

And then they showed me how to put it
on, and I didn't even know I had one!

You've gained weight!

Yes! Now I'm -

Here we are.

Go ahead. I'll make sure no one's
coming.

All clear?

Go ahead. I'm right behind you.

stinks in here. Doesn't she ever clean?

Girls,

girls, girlinas, may I have your
attention?

If you will walk this way, the
entertainment is about to begin in the

Venus Vanity Lab.

There's plenty of room for everyone.

Oh, well.

in the most unexceptional room I've ever
seen.

You bet it, Wayne.

This act should

be priceless.

Oh, you haven't been to a color planet
in a while.

What is this warm made -up?

I did expect it to be a little more
elegant.

It is garish, isn't it?

What are you doing?

I have this funny feeling I'm being
watched.

This is no time for paranoia. We've got
a job to do. Those gems have got to be

around here someplace.

You check that storage module.

Be careful, it's wet over there.

I'll look for secret compartments.

Hurry up. We can't afford to be
discovered.

Okay. Did you hear about the jewels?
They were small jewels.

What a disappointment.

I had

to speak to the

Empress. Does anyone know anything about
this ant?

Queens, empresses, and girlinas.

The Mount Venus Vanity Lounge is proud
to present a woman whose taste,

talents, knows of no bounds.

Direct to you from Earth, Miss Tracy
Daniels.

Who gets this Tracy Daniels anyway?

Oh, the poor dear.

Does she know she looks like that?

Don't they have mirrors on her?

Thank you. Thank you.

You're really beautiful.

And I'm so happy to be here tonight.

Tonight we are presenting for you a
traditional mid -20th century lounge

hope you'll enjoy it.

This act really is an antique piece.

I know for me, tonight will be the most
memorable night of my

showbiz career.

Down, you fool. You want to spring us?

Mad. Do you want every queen and
princess at the slumber party to know

here? My face.

It's alive.

Nonsense. It's just a standard beauty
mask. Everyone wears them here.

Now stop being silly and get busy.

They're here. I know it.

There's nothing over there.

Did you find anything?

That princess angel thinks she's so
clever.

And now it's traditional to tell a joke.

Here's one I wrote on my trip across the
cosmos.

How many space queens does it take to
screw in a light bulb?

None. This is the 23rd century.

Nobody screws light bulbs anymore.

My garlinium detector reads negative.

She must have those gems on her purse.

Oh! It's my spot!

I'm supposed to be on stage!

Showgirls from Earth.

By the time I jet to Venus, the sun's
rising.

I'll read the news, all the headlines in
the dawn.

They crashed, we're torn apart. They say
I'm

dreaming of a sweet place.

Oh, send me back in outer space.

Oh, well, I've got to fly away once
again.

So don't you cry, don't you worry, yeah.

Hand them over. What were you doing in
my room?

You heard what I said.

Your little game is up.

It's over.

You've been sprung.

I don't know what you're talking about,
silly old queen.

Besides, what would I want with your
stinky old gems?

Don't play dumb with me, Angel.

I want you to give me back the
Gerlinium.

I don't have them and you're not getting
them back.

Angel. No, they're mine and you can't
have them.

Here, hey, go.

Leave me alone.

Come back here.

Hey, I said come back.

Get off my lap.

Don't you cry, don't you worry, oh.

Honey, please, won't you tell me where
you're...

And it's stunning.

Everyone in town. Everyone in town.
Since they're the rain.

But they're wet. All wet.

Angel.

Don't you know there's no way you can
explain us?

So run back to Uranus and let's make it.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,
my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

It's another quake! Just like me.

Oh,

everyone calm down. It's just a special
attack.

Your girl, Lillian.

The planet is saved.

So Princess Angel was fake.

I should know.

Tracy, darling, you're a sweetheart to
take over for me here. Are you sure you

don't mind?

Don't worry about a thing but your skin.

The weather should be perfect on the
planet Mexico.

Make this a real vacation.

I'll hold down the fortress.

Thank you, Tracy.

Oh, my sister's turning off.

Hail, Belle.

Hail, sister.

Have fun on Mexico. I understand you can
drink the water now.

And congratulations, Colonel Tracy
Daniels.

I'm granting your request for a transfer
effective immediately.

I'm sure you will find your new duties
as acting Queen of Praetorian Police and

my personal ambassadors a relaxing and
rewarding tour of service.

And congratulations to my brave
youngsters. I

never

thought we'd be going to Earth.

What are we waiting for? Let's go.

When you return, I will personally brief
you on your new mission.

Good luck, women.

Hail Empress!

Signing off.

But what about me?

Oh, Jane!

Now, let me get this straight. No
rollers in public,

no flat shoes, and shoot on sight anyone
wearing beige.

It's been well working undercover with
you.

You'll have a ball sneaking around the
cosmos, poking your nose into everyone's

business.

Well, ciao, darling.

What a woman.

The way you walk, when your lips align,
your eyeliner perfectly applied

this time.

Up on your toes, if you skirt a twirl,
you're struck down the street, so happy

you're a girl.

Your shoes may be heavenly, your gown
the best, but without a walk, you're not

really dressed.

So move in rhythm, those earrings will
sway.

Everyone sighs when you walk this way.

Hey, hey, walk this way.

Hey, hey, walk this way.

Hey, hey, walk this way.

The way you walk when your heels are
tight, your

head is high and your corset tight.

Divine wiggle and kink and fur.

Nobody bit.

Excuse me, sir.

Your lips in a pout and your eyes so
clear.

Your legs so waxed and your stockings so
sheer.

Look like an angel, great care of him.

But they don't give a damn if you walk
like a man.

Hey, hey, walk this way.

Walk this way, walk this way Hey, hey,
walk this way

Vegas up, girlfriend, you gotta improve.

Put some grace and some grind in the way
that you move.

They're talking about you behind your
back.

Clean up your act, girl, you better face
back.

My beauty boosters have taken effect.

Oh, what a feeling, nipples erect.

Everyone smiles as I bounce down the
street.

Clicking to that feminine beat Hey, hey,
walk this way Hey,

hey, walk this way, walk this way