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Why doesn't your dad have a girlfriend?

I don't think he's that big a fan of commitment.

All the women in the neighborhood are talking about him. Yeah. It was like

where we used to live, too.

Hi! Welcome to the neighborhood.

Here's the health warning present.

Thank you.

When Mr. Holmes moved into the neighborhood, it was no surprise that

lusted after him.

And what do you do?

Well, I was a photographer.

But recently I've been putting my life together.

Recently divorced.

Marriage is overrated anyway.

Why do you say that?

Because when you're single, you can do whatever you want with

whomever you want.

Have you ever been with an older man? No, but I'm dying to.

Have you?

He never really talks about it. I wonder if he eats pussy as good as they say.

That's gross.

Alexis wasn't the last woman Mr. Holmes had sex with in our neighborhood.

I want it to be on the receiving end of passion.

Come on, let's do it.

Do what?

What's that?

What?

We didn't have someone to stand in when they were doing the lighting for us.

Kimber naturally freaked out at first.

He thought the whole thing was weird, and maybe it was.

But I was a sexual person, and the fantasy of fucking her dad, the

neighborhood lay, was more than I could bear.

But I wasn't selfish about my needs.

I also wanted to make my dad happy, and who better to make him happy than with

someone as hot as Kimber?

But Kimber didn't see things the same way, so I had to finesse her a little,

with a pretty convincing sob story.

What do you mean? your mom doesn't fuck your dad.

He's, like, so hot.

I know, right? But she doesn't.

I've looked at his browser history, and all he searches is barely legal

brunettes. You're totally his type.

Just because he watches internet porn doesn't mean he's not having sex.

No, but the fact that my mom's having an affair with the gardener probably means

that my dad's dick isn't getting what it needs.

She's not fucking the gardener. Oh, yes, she is. And everybody in the

neighborhood knows except my dad.

He's this 23 -year -old guy.

Apparently, he just comes over while my dad's not home, and the two of them just

fuck each other's brains out.

There you go.

$260.

Um... What? I don't know how to put this, but my rate's 100, not

this. Yeah, the extra $160 is a little extra tip.

Right? Besides, if I wanted to pay for that dick, that check would be a lot

than $260.

Wait, what?

What's wrong?

Look, people are talking.

Who? People at the pool.

Let them talk.

Well, those people, like my ex -girlfriend, think it's kind of weird

woman your age is talking to a man my age.

Van, you know why she said that to you, right?

No.

She said that because younger women get threatened when someone, anyone, takes

away their options.

And besides, if those dumb girls had anything to offer, would you be here

me? I don't know, maybe.

I want you to stop.

Concerning yourself with these trifle things.

And let's focus on more important things.

Like my vagina.

It's tricky.

You're still learning? Yeah.

Hmm.

I like that devil grin you gave me.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

I'm going to tease you with my mouth.

Struck you some more.

All I'm trying to do is get that pre -com.

Yeah. Oh, fuck, yes.

Nice and deep. Oh, yeah, there we go.

Uh -huh, nice and deep.

All these new little tricks.

like watching you talk.

How nice and deep inside of me.

Yeah, like that.

I'll be back.

Yeah

I can't believe it.

Mm hmm.

They watch that painting outside of me.

Sweet pussy.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah, I like that.

Yeah. Spread that pussy open wide, you fucker.

Would you take it out?

Take it out and tease me. Yeah.

I'm so sorry.

Yeah, you're trying to push me up.

Yes. Oh, fuck. Yes.

Fuck you. That's good. That's good.

Oh, my God. I'm going to make it again.

Yes.

According to all the gossip at the pool.

Your poor dad.

And what's crazy is I know he would be an even better fuck than that guy.

He's hornier, he's a perv, and he needs it so bad.

But if he was so good in bed, then why is your mom cheating?

Weird shit happens when your skin starts to sag.

Start looking for an ego boost, and it's usually with a younger, more attractive

person. And how do you know that?

I pay attention to that shit.

Older people need people like us.

My dad doesn't.

It's just fine.

He could be doing better.

And I could be doing better.

I need a man who knows exactly what he wants.

And so do you.

We're friends, right?

Of course.

And friends share everything?

Well, yeah.

Like the fact that I want to blow your dad.

Kimber took some persuading, but eventually she saw my point.

And so we put our plans into action.

Her approach was to build up my dad's ego by becoming his living, breathing

fantasy. A barely legal brunette schoolgirl. I was yelling her name, but

you didn't hear me.

No, I was kind of busy.

You were masturbating.

Sometimes fantasies can come to life.

That's not how it works.

Look, what if a barely legal brunette schoolgirl

walked in through your door and rocked your world?

Kimber changed after that day.

There was a swing in her step.

A certain bravado she didn't have before.

Things had gone so well with her and my dad that I figured it would be the same

for me.