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Josh, come on. Breakfast is done.

Nice.

Nice, that'll work.

Whoa, what's this?

What's what?

What's with the getup?

Oh, yeah.

That'll look hot, right?

Still fits like a glove, too.

You remember my lucky pad.

Well, snug there, Ote.

What do you mean lucky?

Oh, come on. You remember back in high school, senior year? Well, we were these

all year, and the team went undefeated.

Plus, you know, only got lucky with a couple cheerleaders.

But, uh, anyway, I figured I'd bring them back out.

Help for fifth year.

I guarantee with these bad boys, we can't lose.

Honey, you know that I don't believe in that superstitious nonsense.

I'm so tired of year after year watching somebody walk away with my trophy.

Have you been taking a look at the...

Draft suit that I made him?

Uh, babe.

Our trophy.

And I'm telling you, you got nothing to worry about.

We can't lose.

Okay, so what do you have working on over here?

Uh, I'm not done yet. I'll let you see when I'm finished.

No. Actually, uh, I'm getting kind of hungry.

You think you could make me a sandwich or something?

Love you, babe.

Josh, open the door this instant.

I might be your stepmother, but I'm the mother in this house. Open it up.

What's up, Mom?

Didn't you hear me calling your name for breakfast?

And what do you have going on in there?

Nothing, but...

i'm honestly i'm not really hungry um but like maybe later i have to get back

this

MILF? MILF?

So much porn.

My son is a pervert.

What's this file?

Wait, fantasy draft.

This boy has a stacked list. Look at that.

Nice. Okay.

Why is he hiding from me?

What are you doing in my room? And what are you doing on my computer?

Are you seriously looking through my stuff right now? What is this?

Why didn't you tell me that you were working on a fantasy football AI?

I didn't even know that you were interested in fantasy football. Why

tell me?

Mom, it's not even like that. I just made a little cheat sheet and, you know,

sold it to a couple people.

And I sold it to Mr. Beefcakes, too. But that's it.

What do you mean? You're selling...

Draft? To the enemy?

How could you?

I'm sorry, Mom.

And, you know, if it makes you feel any better, it wasn't even sinister all the

way. I don't even think anything was right, and I'm still tweaking out all

little bugs in it.

Well, I want you to make one for me, too.

Um, no.

What do you mean, no?

What?

Well, my dad always said, don't give away the farm.

Well, fine. What do you want? You want money? How much money do you want?

Hmm.

Well, I have one idea, but, uh, you know, it's

not really, uh, really unconventional.

Spit it out.

Well, do you promise you're not going to be angry with me? Or, like, mad?

No, I... Okay.

No! What?

I can tell you were fucked up by your browser history, but my God, you're so

much more fucked up than that.

Fine. Forget it.

Yeah, wait.

What?

Fine, I'll do it.

Mom, you better not be fucking with me.

Because, you know, do you really want to win?

Yes, I want to win.

Fine, I'll do it.

But you know what? Don't ever tell your dad about this. Ever.

Deal?

Take on it.

I'll take that hand.

Mom, you're really wet.

Yeah, well, winning makes me wet.

This is what it takes to be a winner.

I guess so.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I swear you don't tell anybody about this. I promise.

I won't tell anyone.

Okay.

I can maybe shut my door so Dad doesn't walk in.

Oh, my God. Yeah, shut the door. Shut the door. Lock it.

Oh, my God.

Come on.

I'm going to be quick.

You like that one? Yeah.

Yeah?

That's what it feels like to be a winner.

Yeah.

Nice.

Yeah? Good job, Ben.

Can we take them off of you? Yeah.

Wow.

Do you like that, Mom?

Yes, that feels nice.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh.

Wow.

Do you like that? I do like that.

I guess NOF .com taught you a thing or two, huh?

Uh -huh.

Oh, yeah.

Can you take your tops off, too?

They're bigger than footballs. Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Does that feel good, Mom?

Yeah?

Uh -huh.

I can't help it around you, Mom.

Your mouth feels so good, Mom.

Yeah? Uh -huh.

Holy crap.

You do it just like the girls on that website.

Do I?

Mm -hmm.

Even if you don't win the Fantasy Football League, which you will, you

could definitely win an award for best blowjob.

I think so.

Mm -hmm.

You like that, son? Uh -huh.

Oh, I love it.

You make mommy a winner. I want to make you feel so good.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

You're the best mom ever.

Never had a girl do this before.

Really? Mm -hmm.

Mommy's your first.

Yeah.

But milk .com's taught me a lot, so I'm sure I can be really good

for you.

Yeah.

You're going to do to me what they do to those women on that side.

Yeah.

I've never done this before so right here

Whoa I've never seen a vagina this close. Stick your tongue out.

You're doing a good job. You're doing a wonderful job. You just stay right

there. Okay.

Just stay right there.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Oh.

Oh, my goodness.

Ugh.

It's so good, huh?

Oh,

fuck.

That's right.

Mommy's pussy.

Right there. Mommy's coming right there.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Put your cock inside, Mommy, okay?

Put it inside of you? Put it inside me, right here.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, yes.

That's right.

Oh, my God, I feel so good.

Can we do it this way?

Yeah, you want to do it this way?

Yeah. Is that more comfortable for you, baby?

Uh -huh.

Um, I might have forgot to lock the door.

Oh, fuck.

No, no, no. Okay.

Wait.

Oh, my God.

You're like an animal.

Okay. I can't stop once I start.

What? Oh, my God. You're so... Holy shit.

having some quality time with our son.

Well, what's going on with that sandwich? I'm getting pretty hungry down

Yeah, I'll get to it in a minute.

Okay. Jared, hurry up. I really need that energy to finish the draft,

Yep. Alright.

Yep.

God, hurry up.

Oh my God.

We almost got caught.

That was a close one. Your dad would kill me.

Fuck.

Now what?

Like that?

Mhm. Okay.

Like that.

Oh shit. Whoa.

Yeah, mommy says it feels good. Yeah, it feels so good.

Like that?

Oh yeah, just like that.

Does that feel good? Yes, it does feel so good.

Yeah, I'm gonna make you a winner I feel like

a winner right now

Yeah. Oh, that's my boy.

Oh, yes.

Am I doing a good job?

Uh -huh.

Oh, shit, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my.

Is that still good?

That's still fucking good, baby.

Yeah, it's the best.

You're going to make me want to come again?

Yeah. Yeah?

Uh -huh. Oh, fuck.

Oh, don't stop. Don't fucking stop.

Keep fucking with me.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck. I feel so bad.

Whoa.

I've never seen something like that before.

Let me come over here. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh,

fuck. Oh,

shit.

yeah milk .com has shown me a lot

That feels so good.

I can feel it getting even more wet. Yeah.

Oh, fuck. I can't stop.

Oh, yeah.

Baby, yeah.

Goddamn.

Does that feel good?

Yeah. You feel better than your father, you know it?

Do I? Yeah, you do.

Yeah.

Oh, you want to lay down?

Mommy wants to ride you. Yeah? Yeah.

Mommy wants to ride you. Lay down.

Yeah.

Wow.

Oh, that's right. That'll make you comfortable.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

You feel so warm.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

You're a

pro.

Mommy, I love the way you fuck my cock. Say it.

Mommy, I love the way you fuck my cock.

I like that.

Yeah? I like that.

Oh, God.

Oh, no, no, put it back inside me. Don't tease me.

I want it.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

That's so good.

Yeah, that's so good.

Oh, shit.

Fuck,

man. Why'd you do it?

Oh my god.

Look at me. Yes.

Oh yeah.

Yes.

Oh. Yes.

Oh fuck yeah.

Can I thank you again mom? Go for it baby. Yes.

Can I fuck you hard again?

Do it again. Yeah.

I'm not done with your cock yet. You're not?

No, I'm not done yet.

You

know, Mom,

Brady is the goat at football, but you're the goat at blowjobs. Oh, I'm the

at blowjobs? Yeah. Nice.

Greatest of all time.

Yeah, that's what it is?

Fuck, yeah.

Nice and slow.

No one wants to watch it.

Do you like watching it going on?

I do. I love it.

Nice and slow. Watch every inch of your fat cock go inside like that. Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

It feels fucking good.

Oh, yeah.

Your cock goes so deep inside me like this, you know it? Like how deep I am?

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

fuck, yeah.

Maybe I want you to fuck mommy, okay?

Is that it?

is the word.

Do I? Yeah, you do.

Mhm.

You have a tear?

Yeah, I'm getting close yeah, yeah, where do you want me to come?

I'm going to make you a winner. Yes, you are.

I'm definitely going to give you a guide now.

Yeah.

And after that, you're definitely going to win the fantasy football league.