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What the?
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How did Mr. Takahagi get this?
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No, no, Mr. Takahagi, don't let
the gemstone control you!
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Mr. Takahagi, no, not there!
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Oh, oh...
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I'm coming around on it.
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Oh, Mr. Takahagi... Oh...
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Oh, my god!
I'm so sorry.
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I'm so sorry, everybody.
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Okay, cut everyone, what's going
on in there, you two?
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Sorry, Diane, I didn't
warm 'em up this morning!
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His tentacles are
so cold, Steve.
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Sorry, Steve, sorry everybody,
that's my bad.
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Listen, why don't I go
back to my trailer,
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I've got a hair dryer there, I
can warm these puppies right up
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and we can get back to work.
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I was a little too in character!
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♪ Nice and warm
Ready for penetration ♪
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♪ Loving my life.
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All right, back to work.
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Ahh!
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Well, I didn't get a good look
at the assailant's face,
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but whoever it was sure got
an eyeful of tentacle.
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Eyeful of old Lefty, you
know what I mean?
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You know what?
They should be honoured though.
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Oh, no, here it comes.
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That tentacle is
a damned legend.
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Look where'd you get this guy?
This guy's great!
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I'd like to just pack this guy,
put him in my pocket.
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Every time I'm feeling down,
just open it up and get a little
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spoonful of Marito,
you know what I mean?
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You're really...
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you're really puttin' me
over here, man.
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Ugh.
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Leslie, you cannot
make me take this case.
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I'm a demon hunter,
not a demon babysitter!
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Technically, you'll be more
like a demon bodyguard.
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Mike is on our registry, Gare,
so he deserves our protection
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till we find the creep
who tried to kill him.
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He's only ever been
an upstanding citizen.
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He has sex with human women
using his tentacles!
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He's a sick
fucking octopus, man!
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Hentai is a perfectly
respectable art form.
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Sure it crosses some
cultural taboos,
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but there's a real
focus on storytelling.
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Young women,
near-mythical beasts,
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relatable situations
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turned into kind of
glistening, throbbing...
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Oh... my...
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God, Leslie do you
watch this stuff?
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Oh, come one Gary,
everyone's got kinks.
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What's yours?
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BDSM, huh?
Pony play?
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No, I don't--
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Bathroom denial?
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I don't have a-- Sorry, did
you say bathroom denial?
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Oh, yeah, that's a biggie.
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One partner wants to
go to the bathroom
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and the other partner
just plumb won't let 'em!
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Breach of employer-employee
relationship, this is a breach.
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Oh, you're my friend.
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Shut-- shut up.
And we're not friends.
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Less so now than five
minutes ago, much less so.
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So, you had to get back
to work right away, huh?
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Couldn't take one day off from
porking human women?
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You must think I'm a
real workaholic, huh?
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Yeah, yeah that's
what I'm thinking.
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Hey, don't touch those, okay?
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Hey, hey, what's on "Gary's Mix
Volume Five," huh, Gare?
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It's private, it's private.
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Can we put this on?
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No, we cannot put that on!
Put it away!
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All right, okay, okay.
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That's private property.
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That's probably why you
felt so comfortable
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rubbing your tentacles on it.
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That's what you do with--
do with privates.
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Uh-oh, looks like
my fan club's here.
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Tentacles go!
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Mike Must Go!
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Hey, clear it out,
clear it out everyone.
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Eat brick and die, pervert!
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Mike, watch out!
Hee-ya!
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Oh, he's got a sword.
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Hey!
Get back here!
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You can't throw a brick
and run away!
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Ah, don't worry
about them, Gary.
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They're here all the time.
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So that kind of thing
happens to you a lot, huh?
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Oh, yeah, protestors,
death threats.
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You know, somebody once threw
an octopus through my window.
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I mean-- I mean, that's
more dumb than cruel
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'cause, obviously,
I'm not an octopus!
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Right.
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Know what I mean?
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Yeah, obviously.
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Mike!
Oh, thank God, you're all right.
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Why didn't you call me?
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'Cause I'm fine, Lennox.
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I just wish people would stop
making such a fuss about me.
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Hey, speaking of fusses,
meet my bodyguard, Gary.
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Bodyguard?
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Gary, this is Lennox.
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My producer and my friend.
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How's it going?
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Sorry, what's this guy
doing here?
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Oh, they're just cleaning
out my suction cups.
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If he doesn't swab 'em out,
I am a UTI machine.
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Oh, my god, okay, okay.
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Thanks, Chip!
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Anytime, Mike!
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If you could just remind me
never to ask another question
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while I'm here.
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Listen, Gary, I can tell this
really isn't your thing,
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so if you want to wait
outside when we roll--
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No, no, it's-- It's fine.
I'll just be over there.
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Really far over there
with my eyes gouged out.
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All right guys, let's get going.
Hey, Mike...
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Let's get back to work!
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Okay, we're
rolling everyone!
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Oh, Mr. Takahagi!
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I've never been
touched there before.
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How did you know to touch there?
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Oh, that's such a good idea
to touch there!
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So, what'd you think?
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What?
No, I don't know.
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I didn't watch.
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Who cares?
What're you talking about?
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Don't worry, Gary, your
secret's safe with me, huh?
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Right.
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Whoa, is that a signed
John Player jersey?
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Yeah, he is a big hentai fan.
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Wow, he's like my favourite
basketball player.
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The way he shoots it and...
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and dribbles it also...
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You said it.
Want a brewski?
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Sure.
This is all so normal.
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I was sort of expecting pervert
art, you know what I mean?
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Like someone licking
a boot or wet cement.
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Stuff that's not like sex,
but it's sex.
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I know what you mean,
I know what you mean.
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But hey, what can I say?
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This is me, and I like defying
people's expectations!
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Certainly defied my family's.
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They're all sea-monsters,
they love causing shipwrecks.
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But I've never been good
at that kind of stuff.
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I guess the only thing I'm
really good at is, you know,
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getting people off.
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Is that crazy?
Is that nuts?
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Uh, no, it's not.
I mean, I get it.
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You know, my family's
never really appreciated
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what I do either.
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Then I guess we've got more in
common than you thought.
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Hey, our reservation's at se--
Oh, hey, Gary.
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You ready, Mike?
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Oh, right, we had dinner plans.
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What do you say,
fierce protector,
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care to play chaperone?
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Well, I don't really have
a choice, so, yeah.
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Great! Hey, looks like our
cozy two-way just became
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a little gang-bang, huh, Len?
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Just kidding, Gary!
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Nothing new for us, Mike.
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Just kidding, Gary.
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Hey, Mike, you decent?
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Over here, Gare.
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Hey, what's with the getup?
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Not shooting today, the Adult
Film Awards are tomorrow night.
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So, I thought I'd take the
day off, drive up the coast,
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and unwind.
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Care to join me?
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I'm not sure unwinding
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is technically part of
my job description.
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I won't tell if you don't.
Here ya go!
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I can't believe you
watch that show!
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It's got everything!
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It's funny, you learn
about fashion,
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and it's hosted by Ru Paul.
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I knew you were more open-minded
than you were letting on.
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Hey, don't put me on a
pedestal because I like
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what's objectively the
best show on television.
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Wow, Lennox owns this place?
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And he's out of town
for a couple weeks,
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so we got the run of the place.
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Make yourself at home!
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Cool.
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Hey, so what's the deal with
you and Lennox anyway?
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I feel like I sensed some, you
know, chemistry last night.
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We used to go out,
me and Lennox,
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but now we're just friends,
occasionally more.
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Right, and he's cool
with that arrangement?
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Well, it's just sex, Gary.
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I mean, I might sound like
a square by saying this,
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but as someone who's only had
sex once in the past 20 years,
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I feel like sex means more than
you're giving it credit for.
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I can tell you don't love
very easily, Gary.
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Well, okay, yeah,
maybe not, maybe not.
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You know...
maybe not.
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Gary, look at this wall you
build around yourself.
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You close yourself off
to everything.
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I'm not closed off,
I'm just wary.
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You're scared of getting hurt.
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Uh, yeah, I am.
'Cause getting hurt sucks.
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But Gary, without that risk,
are you really living?
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I'm sorry.
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Let me make you
something to eat.
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I think we got some stuff
in the fridge here,
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I can make you a sandwich?
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Sure.
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You like sandwiches?
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I like sandwiches.
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Good!
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Mike, what the hell
is this, man?
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Oh, that's nothing.
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It's just-- It's just fan mail.
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Nothing?
It's a death threat!
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"See you at the awards show,"
that's not necessarily a threat.
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"Where I will kill you."
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Okay, yeah, the back is a...
is a bit more direct.
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Mike, you-- You gotta
tell me about this stuff!
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Gary, I get stuff like
that all the time.
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It's not gonna stop me
from living my life.
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This person literally wants to
stop you from living your life.
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Now, you're not going to
those awards tomorrow night.
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I forbid it.
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Gary, you can't avoid
the good things
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for fear of what
might go wrong.
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Sometimes you
just have to let go.
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But what if you get hurt?
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Well, what if you don't?
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Oh-h...
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Tentacles.
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The stars are out for tonight's
Adult Film Awards and--
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Oh, look!
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There's Red Buns
and Wet Jacklyn!
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Stars of the
thought-provoking film
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"Stepmom Teaches Son's
Girlfriend How To Blow Son."
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Hey, Mike, why don't
we skip these awards?
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You know, you could pull a
Brando and send up someone
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in your place as
like a protest.
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Maybe a pizza guy who's sick of
how they're represented in porns
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as always like, "Oh, every pizza
boy just wants to pop his dick
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through the pie and pork away."
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C'mon, Gary, wish me luck.
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Good luck.
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Ha-ha, all right, I think we can
all agree that was gross.
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Up next we have the award
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for Best Performance
in a Hentai Film.
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And the nominees are:
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Little Gremlin in "I'm
Coming Home to You,"
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One Man Gang Bang in "One Man
Gang Bang - A Biography,"
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Sharmel Jameson for
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"Ten-Tackles, an American
Hentai Football Story,"
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What the?
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I thought Lennox
was out of town.
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Oh, my God.
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And the winner is...
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Mike Yamasuki!
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Mike, get down!
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Give it up, Lennox!
Give me the--
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What the--
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Ow!
Ow, what the hell?!
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Phone?
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Yeah, you psycho.
What did you think it was, Gary?
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I thought it was a gun,
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I thought you were
gonna shoot Mike!
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Oh, my God, a gun?
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You were supposed
to be out of town!
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I was out of town, I came back
to surprise Mike.
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Is everything going
okay down there, guys?
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Usually I like to be invited
to the orgy.
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Mike!
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Noo!
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You son of a bitch!
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Mike, are you okay?
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Chip?
Why, Chip?
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Because you're a pervert, Mike!
You're all perverts!
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No one calls One Man Gang Bang
a pervert.
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Sorry, who's Chip again?
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Cleans out my suction cups,
swabs 'em out...
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Oh, right, suction cup guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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From before.
Never expected Chip.
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Let's not talk, and maybe we'll
focus on conserving our energy,
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okay, buddy?
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Why would he do it?
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Who knows?
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He's probably
really hurting inside.
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I think he's an extremist, Mike.
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Walk me over to him, I want--
I want to apologize to him!
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No, you're not going
to apologize to him.
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It must have been
something I said.
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You're not apologizing.
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It must have been something.
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Nope, let's go.
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I should call his parents.
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Knock, knock.
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Oh, hey, Gary!
Come in.
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Hey, Lennox.
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Listen, I just wanted to
apologize for tackling you
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at the awards last week.
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I got it in my head you
weren't over Mike and that--
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No, it's okay,
I'm not over Mike.
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And I probably never will be.
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I realized once Mike gets
his tentacles into you,
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well there's no going back.
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No, I guess there isn't.
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So, he's in Milan, huh?
That's cool.
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Yeah, sounds like he's
recovering all right too.
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He says he might
stay there for a bit.
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I guess they have this
burgeoning Hentai scene,
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and well, you know, Mike.
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"Share the love."
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Anyway--
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Oh, Gary, wait.
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Mike wanted me to
give you something.
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Here.
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Thanks.
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Uh-h, take care Lennox,
good luck with all the um...
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The pornography.
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Yes.
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Goodbye, Gary.
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Uh-huh.
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"To my brave protector.
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May you always find room
in your heart for love,
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rather than fear.
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If you do that, happiness
will be a slam dunk!
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Not my best joke, but I was
trying to tie it into the gift.
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Yours always, Mike.
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P.S.
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All things considered, I don't
think Chip really cared about
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my health, so you might want
to get yourself checked.
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Cheers."
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