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Break up with him
if you don't like him!
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Hey, Michaela!
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Oh, hey, Steve.
Where's Michaela?
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Miss. Teen Nightmare?
Yeah, she's coming.
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She threw a
hissy fit downstairs.
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Honestly, ever since
she turned 14,
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she's been like the
queen of bitch city.
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Cities don't have queens, Steve.
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Yeah, no, they do, Diana
was the queen of London
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before she got killed
by that Uber driver.
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Shut-- Shut--
What??
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Oh, hey, buddy!
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Ready for another fun-filled
weekend with your best pal,
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me, F-uncle G?
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F-uncle stands for fun uncle.
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Dad, I don't need a babysitter!
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I'm old enough to
stay home by myself!
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Oh, really?
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Are you old enough to
pay the mortgage too?
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Yeah, no, I didn't think so!
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Then I guess I'm in charge,
and you're staying here.
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A-ah!
I hate you!
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Good luck, bro.
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Won't need luck, Steve,
'cause I've got a little thing
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called relatability and a...
and a fun loving attitude!
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So, we're gonna be just fine!
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Hey, Michaela?
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I think you accidentally
locked me out.
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Michaela?
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Hey, Michaela,
really fun weekend so far.
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Any excuse to enter the alley
where they keep the garbage
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is cool by me.
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So, what are you up to?
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You know I just wanted
to say I get it.
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Your dad's a drag.
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I know it, you know it, we all
know your mom knows it.
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Eh?
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This weekend we can do
whatever you wanna do.
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Hit up the go-karts,
the arcade,
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eat at that
American Girl Doll Cafe
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that makes me
so uncomfortable--
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Eat out that American girl--
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Eat at!
I said at!
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Oh, my God, you are so weird.
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I said eat at!
I'm not-- Ugh.
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You wanna do any of that stuff?
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I mean that stuff's
for babies, so no.
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Wait all that stuff's
for babies?
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You literally loved all of that
stuff like six months ago.
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Six months ago is like ten
percent of my life so far,
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that's like seven years
for you Uncle Gary.
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Are you the same person
you were seven years ago?
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Not sure about that math,
but okay, okay.
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How about getting
something to eat?
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We could go get burgers!
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I hate burgers.
I want ice cream.
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Okay!
Ice cream it is.
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To the mall!
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When you're ready.
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I'll just hit up the
bathroom real quick
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and then as soon as you're--
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I'm ready, let's go.
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Do that when I get to the mall!
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Great choice on
the creams, M-Dog.
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And that photo booth was tight!
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Look at these!
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We could probably
stand to retake these.
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Or whatever.
They're cool.
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Ooh!
Check it out, check it out!
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You wanna ride the...
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I wanna say...
wanna say seahorse?
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Plane?
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Seaho--
Seahorse?
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Is it a seahorse plane?
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Must be a pretty cool game, huh?
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What is it?
A shooter?
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RPG?
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One of those indie games where
you have to, like, see the world
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through the eyes of your enemy,
and the real lesson is empathy?
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Oh, my God, why are you asking
me so many questions?
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You sound just like my dad.
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Uh, hold the phone, sister.
I am nothing like Steve.
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Steve sucks!
I'm fun Uncle Gary!
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Okay, you know what?
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We're doing something
fun right now.
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If you like games so much,
I have got a demon connection
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at this mall that will
blow your fucking mind.
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Welcome to the fun zone!
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It's a toy store.
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It's a toy store run
by a trickster demon!
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I busted him for trapping
humans in his deadly games
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a while back, and now
he's my informant.
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Bet your dad's never taken
you somewhere fun like this!
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To a toy store?
Of course he has.
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To a toy store with--
I just-- I just said!
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Argh.
Okay.
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Galade!
Oh, Galade!
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His name's Galade.
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Well, well...
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if it isn't my old friend, Gary,
and his charming companion.
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Galade, did you turn yourself
invisible, you old showboat?
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I don't know...
did I?
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O-oh!
There he is!
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He's just hiding behind a thing.
Isn't he tricky like I said?
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Yeah, super tricky.
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Hey, Galade, this is
my niece, Michaela.
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We were wondering if you had
any "special" merchandise
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you could show us?
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No, no!
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Wha-- um, when you arrested
me remember you said that--
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It's okay, Galade.
This is a special occasion.
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Well, in that case...
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Marmalade, barmalade,
har-malade, that's Galade!
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How long would you say a
regular top can spin for?
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30 seconds?
Tops?
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Yeah, tops?
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Well, behold.
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Whoa-ho-ho!
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Look at that thing go!
Isn't that something, Michaela?
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Yeah, yeah sure.
Do you have a bathroom?
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In the back.
Jiggle the handle.
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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go--
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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go--
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Oh-h!
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What was that like 90 seconds?
Awesome.
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Michaela's sure taking a
while in the bathroom.
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Mayhaps it's lady problems.
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Galade, you're not human.
You don't know.
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So just, don't pretend, okay?
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Yep, no, you're right.
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Michaela?
You okay?
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No rush, but...
Michaela?
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Son of a-- Galade get
your ass back here!
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What's goin--
Oh.
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Shit.
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Are you making illegal
board games again!?
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Okay, so technically, yes.
But only for personal use!
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My niece got sucked
in there, you cock!
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How dangerous is this game?
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Let's just say the
stakes are, um, high?
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They're high stakes.
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Mother fucker!
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Gary, if you kill me you
can't get your niece back
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and also please don't!
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Get my niece out of that game!
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I wish I could, Gary,
but all who enter
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must play their way out.
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Care to join the game?
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Do not do that
trickster voice right now!
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Sorry, sorry.
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Just help me get my niece back
before I beat your ass!
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Yep, okay, loud and clear.
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Fucking dumb mother fucker.
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You're-- You're hurting my arm.
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A labyrinth, Galade?
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I should arrest you
for being a hack.
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Michaela!
Oh, thank God.
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You okay?
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Of course I'm gonna follow you.
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Oh, hi, Uncle Gary!
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Isn't this place
freaking awesome?
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Oh, yeah.
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But bit dangerous from
what I understand,
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so let's follow Galade
to the nearest exit.
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But I wanna keep playing!
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The quickest path
to pure success
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lies yonder,
yonder to the west.
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We're gonna go this way
because the magic butterfly
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said it leads to
a magic forest,
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and can we just
please, please, please
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go to the magic forest,
Uncle Gary?
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I dunno.
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That path looks
pretty foreboding,
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and I do not trust
that butterfly.
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Plus Galade said this
other path's faster--
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I love magic forests,
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please can we go this way,
it's gonna be so much fun!
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Ugh...
Okay, okay, but real quick!
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Real quick and
then we're out, okay?
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Yes!
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Wait, Gary, that path
is way more dangerous
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and you were right not
to trust that butterfly!
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The lady's spoken.
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Sure but, like,
you're the adult here--
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Shut up, Galade!
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Okay, must've missed
"shit on Galade" day.
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Okay, Galade, which of these
doors leads to the magic forest?
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Umm...
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Yeah, I sorta designed this
a while ago, so--
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Oh, my God.
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'Tis a path you seek?
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Pose a question to
the knockers twelve.
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But be warned: One of us
always tells true,
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one of us always lies,
one of us is cheeky,
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one of us is horny, one of
us will ask you questions,
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and one of us does
impressions pretty well,
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and one of us hates himself and
doesn't mind talkin' about it.
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Plus five more of us!
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Ugh.
Okay.
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Uh, which of you leads
to the magic forest?
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I'm the one who leads
to the magical forest.
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I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Stop. stop!
Stop it!
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Oh, this seems like
a design flaw.
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Let's just go through this one.
He looks fun.
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Nah, I dunno, I'm pretty
sure that's the horny one.
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Who me?
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Maybe we should just
take a bit more time
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and sorta suss this out.
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Uncle Gary-y, this
is taking forever,
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and I'm starting to get hungry.
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I want a burger.
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A burger now?
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Okay, okay, if that's
the one you want, huh?
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All right.
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No, Gary!
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You've gotta think
it through, man!
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That's definitely the horny one!
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A-ah!
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Ow, my tailbone!
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Oh fuck me, fuck me, man.
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I'm gonna die in my own game!
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Never should have come
down here, cock!
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Whoa, this place is so cool!
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This is like a real dungeon.
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Yeah, yeah, just don't
touch anything ok--
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O-oh!
A button!
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Michaela!
What the hell?!
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Aw, goddammit.
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Nice one, Galade,
walls that close in?
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Real fuckin fresh, man,
real fresh take.
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All right, all right, there's
gotta be a lever, or a key,
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or a--
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Hey, Uncle Gary, this mouse said
he'll save us if I kiss him!
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One sweet kiss is all I ask, in
exchange for this, a noble task.
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Yeah, let's focus on
stopping these walls--
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But he'll stop the walls!
All we have to do is kiss him!
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Michaela, I would suck his dick
if I thought that it would
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help us but I do
not trust that mouse!
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Ugh!
You're worse than my dad!
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Fine, kiss the fucking mouse!
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Gary!
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Shut up!
It's complicated!
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Ha-ha-ha!
You fools!
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Nope, it didn't work.
Okay, fuck me.
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Run, run, run, run, run, run!
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Ha-ha-ha, come back!
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Ah, hell, ah, hell!
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We made it, Uncle Gary!
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Yeah!
All right!
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Now please find a place to hide!
Sword make me better!
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Gary, now may I show
you to the exit??
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Holy shit, yes!
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Michaela, while Uncle Gary
battles this beast
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could you follow
Galade to the exit?
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Aha-ha!
Gimme a smooch!
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00:08:58,230 --> 00:08:59,580
Ah, Jesus Christ.
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00:08:59,579 --> 00:09:02,279
Michaela, I really need
you to-- Ow!
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00:09:02,277 --> 00:09:03,927
What's your problem, man?
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00:09:03,931 --> 00:09:07,761
If you kiss me, I'll turn
back into a mouse.
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00:09:07,761 --> 00:09:10,501
No!
No one is kissing you anymore!
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00:09:10,503 --> 00:09:12,813
What is this game, Galade?
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00:09:12,810 --> 00:09:13,720
It's just a game.
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00:09:13,724 --> 00:09:15,604
Puzzles, danger, a
lil' sex, you know--
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00:09:15,595 --> 00:09:16,725
I said it was for personal use!
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00:09:16,727 --> 00:09:19,947
Oh, shit!
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00:09:19,947 --> 00:09:23,207
Ow!
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Michaela!?
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00:09:24,299 --> 00:09:26,519
Wow!
Your sword rules, Uncle Gary!
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00:09:26,519 --> 00:09:30,089
Oh, wow.
Yeah, right on!
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You are now Queen of this land!
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Aw, way to go, Michaela!
Eat it, Steve!
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Fun Uncle Gary forever!
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00:09:37,661 --> 00:09:40,321
Anyway, we should get going.
It's getting late and--
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I'm not going anywhere.
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Ex-pardon me?
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00:09:42,187 --> 00:09:44,317
I'm the queen now,
so I make the rules.
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No more being controlled by my
dad, or by Galade, or you--
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Me?
In what way?
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We have literally done
everything you wanted to today!
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So?
You know what?
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I had my first kiss today and
that means that I'm a grown-up.
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No-- What?
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00:09:56,984 --> 00:09:59,124
Your first kiss doesn't
make you a grown-up,
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especially if your first kiss
is with a fucking mouse!
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00:10:02,207 --> 00:10:03,637
That's what Terry
at school said!
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00:10:03,643 --> 00:10:05,043
A mouse mon--
Oh, Terry at school.
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00:10:05,036 --> 00:10:07,256
Well, you know what?
Fuck Terry, we're out of here.
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Critters!
Get him!
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00:10:08,605 --> 00:10:10,515
Hey, hey!
What the fuck?
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00:10:10,519 --> 00:10:13,869
Michaela, get your
fucking critters off me!
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00:10:13,871 --> 00:10:17,221
Oh, you are in so
much trouble young lady!
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00:10:17,222 --> 00:10:18,572
No!
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00:10:18,571 --> 00:10:19,311
If you think I'm
gonna stand for this,
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you've got another
thing coming!
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00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:24,713
No sire, please!
I'll do anything you want!
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00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:27,228
Anything, I'll do-- I do it all.
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00:10:27,232 --> 00:10:28,192
Aw, fucking gross!
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00:10:28,189 --> 00:10:29,539
Not the squirrel!
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00:10:29,538 --> 00:10:31,668
And no more phone for the
rest of the weekend.
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00:10:31,671 --> 00:10:33,191
Get us the fuck
out of here, Galade.
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Just this way.
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00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:35,888
Oh, I hate you, I hate you,
I hate you!
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00:10:35,893 --> 00:10:37,163
You know Gary, I thought you
handled that...
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00:10:38,112 --> 00:10:39,332
...pretty well, you know.
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00:10:39,331 --> 00:10:42,251
A- a- a big part of being a
parent is knowing when to
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lay down the law, and not
try to- to be their friend.
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00:10:45,685 --> 00:10:48,375
Okay, you know what, Galade,
I-- n-- Shut up, okay?
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00:10:48,383 --> 00:10:49,823
Don't think for a second
that I have let you
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00:10:49,820 --> 00:10:50,820
off the hook.
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00:10:50,821 --> 00:10:53,691
This is you.
And what the hell is that?
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00:10:53,693 --> 00:10:55,563
Oh, yeah.
Uh, don't look at that.
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00:10:55,564 --> 00:10:57,184
You know what?
Don't look in any of the uh...
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00:10:57,175 --> 00:11:01,135
don't look off the path,
that'll be a good rule for us.
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00:11:01,135 --> 00:11:04,395
Michaela, eyes on the path.
Good stuff, good stuff.
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