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Mummy, may I feed some legumes
to the chimpanzee?
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No.
And don't talk like that.
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Mummy!
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We're not... British.
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Everybody clear out!
There's a d...
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Oh, okay.
I'm a bit late.
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You okay, buddy?
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Please, sir, apprehend the
creature who wrenched my mummy
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from the realm of mortality.
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Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
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Boy, this is not the time to be
making fun of you.
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I'm gonna go get the thing.
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Yep.
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Okay.
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If I were a demon,
where would I be?
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Perhaps in a bush,
perhaps in a tree.
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Nope.
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Separate tree.
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Good guess, I guess.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay.
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Okay, easy. Easy.
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Man, what the hell are you?
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Oh, my goodness, what's that?
Look over there!
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It's a de...
It's a female demon.
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Oh, she's so hot.
Oh, what the hell?
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She's point at you and
she's mouthing the words
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"gotta have it."
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Okay, okay, okay.
Hey, hey!
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No, no, no, no, no.
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You... you saved me.
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Oh, God.
You're hurt.
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Medic!
Medic!
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Hey, buddy.
You okay?
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Oh, you're making me feel
so many emotions.
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Love and panic.
Fear and pity.
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I'm gonna call you Mr. Stripes.
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The zoo said his name
was Bertie, Gary.
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Ugh.
Hey, Bertie.
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Hey, Mr. Stripes.
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See?
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He doesn't respond to either,
so I can pick whatever I want,
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Hanley.
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Oh, he's perfect!
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I promise I'll find a way
to save you, Mr. Stripes.
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Just like you saved me.
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Well, that might be hard, Gar.
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That demon that
bit him was sick
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and transferred some
sort of virus.
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It's gonna kill that
tiger pretty quick,
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and in the meantime,
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he's gonna be contagious
and mad dangerous.
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How fast can you
make an antidote?
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There's no guarantee
we could, man.
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And I'm gonna be honest
with you, we're backed up.
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We're still working
on Mrs. Cranbrook
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with the demon spider
eggs in her belly.
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Thank you so much
for saving me...
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Listen, Marito, Mrs. Cranbrook
is gonna die.
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You know it.
I know it.
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Even Mrs. Cranbrook knows it.
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Just make the antidote.
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You're my hero.
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Okay, some steaks.
What else would he like?
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Ooh, fully loaded chips.
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Tigers don't eat chips, Gary.
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Well, I eat chips, and Mr.
Stripes and I are like
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best friends, Hanley, so yeah,
I think he'll like the chips.
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Hey, Gary, why do you
think you're connecting
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with this Tiger so much, huh?
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'Cause he's perfect
and I love him.
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Sure.
Do you want to hear my theory?
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No.
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This tiger was
raised in captivity,
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lived its life without freedom.
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Sound like anyone you know, Gar?
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Uh, most of the world
under late capitalism?
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You, Gary.
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You feel trapped in a job
you didn't choose.
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You think you'll never escape.
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This tiger... is you.
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What'd you read, like,
one psychology book,
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like, yesterday?
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Go for Gary.
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Oh, shit.
Okay, Hanley, we gotta go.
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Gary, we have to pay for these!
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No, we don't!
Fuck stores!
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Fuck late capitalism!
Let's go!
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What's going on?
Is it Mr. Stripes?
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Oh, if one of you hurt him,
I will skin you and...
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Well, I'll skin you.
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Your tiger's freaking out, Gary.
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Say the word and
I'll end its pain.
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No, no way!
What did I just say, Steph?
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Come in, Gary.
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Don't touch him.
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We whipped up an antidote,
and we tried it on some rats.
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Show him, Gavin.
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Behold!
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What, it turned
them into spiders?
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What?
Oh, sorry.
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Wrong cage.
Behold!
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It killed them, Gar.
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And that tiger has ran out
of time, man.
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Also, we got the spiders out
of Mrs. Cranbrook's belly.
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But we didn't get 'em all.
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So what does this mean
for Mr. Stripes?
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What else can we do?
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Gary, you know what it means.
It's over.
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Let me do it alone.
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Ugh.
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Hey, buddy.
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Oh, God.
This just isn't fair.
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You're going to die and
someone like Mrs. Cranbrook
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gets to keep living.
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I'm so sorry.
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All this over a tiger.
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I've never seen him like this.
He's like, proper sad.
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And he's seen a lot
of people die.
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Yeah, man, but you never know
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what's going to trigger
a man's emotions.
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I remember when they
ended "Family Matters"
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without wrapping it up, without
having Laura and Steve
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get together and get married.
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I wept like a baby.
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They never got together?
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No, man.
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The C.B.S. set burned down,
so they just called it quits.
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No ending.
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Wow.
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It's all messed up
in the game, man.
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I'm gonna go
make sure he's okay.
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Son of a gun!
Gary...
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Crap, crap, crap,
crap, crap, crap.
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How you doing, buddy?
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Oh, this is a bad idea.
Freedom!
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Gary, where are you?
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I'm taking Mr. Stripes far away,
where you can't hurt him.
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You'd better find
an antidote, Hanley.
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I'm not coming home
without me tiger!
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Come on, Gary.
That tiger's infected.
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He's dangerous.
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Yeah, maybe you're right,
because he's currently
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murdering an entire bag
of fully loaded chips.
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Stripes loves how
fully loaded they are.
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Feel dumb?
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Well, it's not good
for him, Gary.
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It's full of saturated fats.
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Fuck off.
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Okay, call me when
you have an antidote.
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Hey, Stripes, give me
one of those.
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Okay, no, you know what?
You have 'em all.
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We're here!
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You know, I used to
come here with someone
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who was really special to me.
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And now you're here because
you're special to me,
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and I love you.
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You hung-y?
Okay, you stay here.
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I'm gonna catch us
some fish for din-din.
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Are you serious?
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You're just gonna
cruise around like this?
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All right!
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♪ Riding high up
on this beast! ♪
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Feeling great
about my choices!
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♪ When the world tells you
to give up your dreams! ♪
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♪ Plug your ears and
reject their advice! ♪
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♪ I'm the guy
on the tiger! ♪
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♪ It's the time of my life!
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♪ Riding high through the
streams and the valleys! ♪
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♪ And the world says my
tiger is a threat to my life! ♪
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♪ But when folks say
you're wrong, double down! ♪
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♪ And be the guy
on the tiger! ♪
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Oh, Mr. Stripes, that was
the greatest day of my life.
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I'm gonna go grill up
this fish so it can...
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Get in my belly!
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I've gotta show you that movie.
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That's like the fully loaded
chips of movies.
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It's fully loaded!
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Would you like that,
Mr. Stripes?
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Hmm?
Mr. Stripes?
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What's up, Marito?
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Yo, great news.
Check this out.
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You bought different rats.
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No.
Those are the same rats.
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Those are the same rats. Gotcha.
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The antidote didn't
kill 'em, man,
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it just put 'em in a
coma for 10 hours.
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When they woke up,
they were cured.
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How do you like that?
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I like it a lot!
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We just have to
get this to Gary.
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And I think I might
know where to find him.
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Hey, Marito, I didn't find him.
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I thought he might have just
gone home, but he's not here.
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Oh.
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You want me to use an app
to track his phone?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, you should have done that
in the first place, probably.
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Yeah, just call me back.
Or I'll wait on the line.
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Nice neighbourhood.
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Is that like an
organic grocery store?
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Gary?
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Oh, Gary.
Oh, God, he bit you.
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No, no.
He was just playing.
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He's so funny.
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What you got there?
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Marito's antidote.
It worked.
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Oh, great.
Now I can save Mr. Stripes.
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Mr. Stripes!
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Gary, that's all there is.
You have to take it.
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That venom's killing you
as we speak.
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I don't care, Hanley.
Mr. Stripes is more important.
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Mr. Stripes!
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Whoa.
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Oh, there he is.
Come on, buddy.
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Stay back!
Gary, take that antidote!
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Fuck you!
No way!
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Mr. Stripes, come on over
here so I can save your life
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and die in your loving paws.
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I'm not gonna fight you,
Mr. Stripes.
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Please stop doing that!
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I'm trying to help you.
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I love you, Mr. Stripes.
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Remember?
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Remember...
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There we go, buddy.
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Nice and easy.
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Oh, no, hey.
Oh!
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Mr. Stripes, what are you doing?
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Oh, no.
Mr. Stripes.
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Mr. Stripes, no.
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There's my guy.
How you feeling, Gary?
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Not good.
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Well, if you're upset
about Mrs. Cranbrook,
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you'll be happy to know,
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she successfully passed...
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Gavin.
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...the last of the spiders!
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Gavin, Gavin, Gavin!
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That's not what
he's upset about, man.
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Aw, jeez.
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Did I miss an entire
A plot here?
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Old Gavin, always the B plot.
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Buddy, you gotta...
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Gary, if it's any consolation,
Mr. Stripes died
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shortly after you passed
out, in minimal pain.
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Should have been me, Hanley.
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Mr. Stripes was the better man.
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Hey, don't sell
yourself short, tiger.
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You're a good guy, too, okay?
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You think so?
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Yeah, I do.
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I mean, sometimes
you're pretty vicious
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and your pranks
can border on sadism,
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and Mrs. Cranbrook has
been dying to meet you
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for I don't know how long...
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I guess you're right.
I am a pretty good guy.
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Maybe I should get a pet.
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Oh, yeah.
That's a fun idea.
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Like a dog.
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Yeah.
Or like a snake.
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Oh, yeah.
I could see you with a snake.
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See me rolling up to the club
with a snake around my neck?
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Fur coat on or something.
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Just like, "Hey,
move the fuck aside
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or my snake will gob
you up, you bitch!"
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Yeah, something like that.
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