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Oh, and it's a huge slam dunk,
and a timeout.
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I'm Chris Straightman,
and with me as always
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is John "Mr. Positive" Hanson.
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Mr. Positive, this team
is getting stomped.
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What can they do
to turn it around?
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Well, Chris, anytime you
got 10 guys on the court,
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fans in the stands, two hoops,
and a coach at either bench,
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it's hard not to say,
"That's basketball!"
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Well, as always, 10% information
and 90% personality from John.
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And we are under way here as...
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Oh, no!
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Some sort of demon
has rushed the court
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and taken the referee's arms.
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There he is!
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Take 'em, Gar!
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Gary takes the court and boom!
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Ka-boom!
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Oh, hell, yes.
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T-shirt giveaway.
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Wow, these things are an
accident waiting to happen.
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Any last words, you
little motherfucker?
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Fleshler says, "Hi."
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What a twist.
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The demon killing himself
after a hard-fought battle.
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I'll say it again, Chris.
This is basketball!
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No, it is not.
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So who's this Fleshler guy that
demon was talking about, Gar?
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Hanley, have I ever told
you about the day I asked
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Janine to marry me?
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No.
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Well, the year was 1999.
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Could you give a message
to my kids for me?
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Janine and I were inseparable.
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Before we fight, Mr. Code, have
you ever heard of... philosophy?
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Tell me.
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Oh, my God!
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What are you
talking about?
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That was the worst movie
I've ever seen in my life.
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Okay, I'm not saying it was the
best movie I've ever seen,
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but I really, really liked it.
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What's wrong with that?
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What did you like about it?
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I liked when everything
slowed down in time
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and then you could
see everything.
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Code time.
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You like when it went
into code time?
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Oh, wait, wait, wait.
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What?
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I think that dog is rescreening
your favourite part
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of the movie right now.
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What?
Oh, Gary, come on.
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Don't make me look at that.
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I think that dog's in code time.
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Oh, my God.
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Look how long it's taking
for it to push that shit
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out of its ass.
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That actually looks...
Oh, that dog's not well.
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Oh, man.
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What do you wanna do now?
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Um...
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Okay.
I know what to do.
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Tell me.
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You know what to do.
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Yes, I do.
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We know what to do.
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Yes, I do.
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Swing dancing!
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Fucking losers!
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♪ Swing music's back
and it's here to stay! ♪
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♪ It's not a fad and
it's not a trend! ♪
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♪ It's something
I've invested in! ♪
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♪ Lots of money,
I'm in debt! ♪
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♪ I'm in debt!
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♪ So let's swing dance!
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Those swing lessons
were the best investment
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we ever made, baby.
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You said it!
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Swing music's back and
it's not going anywhere.
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It's not going anywhere!
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Oops.
Sorry about that.
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You will be.
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I...am?
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I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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What did you fucking say?
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Gary...
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No, it's okay.
It's okay.
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I'm not gonna freak out.
I just wanna...
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I just wanna know what he said,
and if he said what I think
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he said, well, then, I'm going
to beat the shit out of him.
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Okay, whoa, Gary.
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I'll kill you and your bitch.
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Oh, my God.
Are you kidding me right now?
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You had one ally
here, buddy.
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Excuse me?
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I was trying to play peacekeeper
here, you asshole.
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She was on your side,
you fucking idiot.
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What are you gonna do about it?
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What am I gonna do about it?
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Oh, you're demons.
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Well, that actually
changes a bit.
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Beat his ass, Gary.
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Yes, I will.
I will.
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Calm down.
Holy shit.
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Okay, Janine, you wanna lay
down the ground rules?
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Rule number one: the
fight has already started.
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What a team.
The bait-and-switch.
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Distracter and the ball kicker.
An unstoppable duo.
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Yeah.
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And away we go!
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♪ Well, my wife
doesn't know ♪
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♪ that I mortgaged
the house! ♪
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♪ To fund our
latest album! ♪
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♪ She'd leave me
if she knew! ♪
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♪ She'd take the kids...!
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Janine, you want to say
something now?
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Table for one.
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Uh... you wanna try...
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You wanna try
just one more time?
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Um... this guy's cut off.
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Oh, yeah!
Yes!
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There it is!
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Ha!
Yep.
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Fleshler will find out
about this.
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Whatever that means.
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All right, how'd I do, baby?
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You were okay.
I think I was pretty good.
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Yes, you were.
You were good.
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Yeah, even when I was
fighting demons,
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Janine made everything
feel good.
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But that was nothing compared to
our chemistry in... the bedroom.
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Oh, Gary.
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I love you, Janine.
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I love you, Gar.
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Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
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oh, my God!
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Gary!
Gary, enough!
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We were humping like this.
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We were sort of
humping like this.
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We were like...
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Yeah, okay, Gary.
I get the picture.
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You made love.
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That's right, Hanley.
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We did it all.
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Her on top.
Me on top.
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69, 96, that's when the back of
your head touches her calves,
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you're kind of like,
"Is this sex?"
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Finally we finished,
and then right back to it.
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And we were like, "Oh, my God!
Oh, my..."
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Gary!
Please!
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Enough!
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Let the man tell his story.
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The next morning
should have kicked off
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the best day of my life.
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Instead it was the worst.
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Janine, wake up!
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Time for French toast
with a side of forever.
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Janine?
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"Dear Gary, I have
your girlfriend."
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"Ok.
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I guess that's it."
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"Yours, Fleshler."
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Janine!
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Hey!
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Some of us are trying to sleep.
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Fuck you, Terry!
It's noon.
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Get a job.
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I've been looking.
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Turns out Fleshler was some
hot new demon on the scene
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who owned a club downtown.
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Old Gary was going clubbing.
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Excuse me, does this
door lead into F Club?
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Yeah, that feels like a yes.
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Whoa!
Oh!
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I don't know what they're
playing in there,
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but out here it's
chin music, baby.
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I guess that one's just for me. Okay.
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All right, Fleshler,
where are you hiding?
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Ah, crap.
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You got him?
Ooh, that's good news.
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Darvon, do you mind going
and checking downstairs
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and seeing how it's
going down there?
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Ooh, and while you're down
there, do you mind grabbing me
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one of those um... flesh juices
from the fridge?
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They're so good.
Should I, though?
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No, yes.
Get me one.
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Get me a flesh juice
from the fridge,
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just one of the ones
on the bottom ones.
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The diet ones.
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And Janine, do you...
Do you want anything?
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Fuck you.
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Okay, so yeah, just the
flesh juice for me then.
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So here's what I'm thinking.
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Holy guacamole!
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Gary!
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Janine!
Oh, thank God.
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Fuck him up, Gary.
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I'm gonna.
I'm gonna.
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I'm gonna kick his
goddamn dick off.
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Easy, chosen one.
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We don't want anyone
losing their heads.
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Do you think Darvon's
actually okay?
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You really kicked
the shit out of him.
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That is nothing
compared to what I...
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What you'll do to
me, yes, right.
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I can't blame you.
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I did kidnap your
girlfriend on the day
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you were going to propose.
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Hey, man, come on!
What the f...
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Gary, you... you were?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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He put the ring in
some French toast.
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Don't.
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It was so cute.
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I worry about, you know, choking
and that kind of thing but...
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No one was going to choke.
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Well, you could have.
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Listen, I'm a reasonable demon.
All I want is to protect my kin.
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So, chosen one, give me
your sword and walk away.
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I'll make sure you're never
hassled by demons again.
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That is the Fleshler guarantee.
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Gary, no.
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Come on.
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A life of peace
with the one you love
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or a pointless existence
battling demons... alone.
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No.
Keep your sword, Gary.
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Please, the world's more
important than I am.
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Janine, I respectfully disagree.
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Ooh, right on!
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Janine, just out of curiosity,
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what would you have said
to Gary's proposal?
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Yes.
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Aw.
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Aw, that is so cool.
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That's nice.
How's that feel, Gary?
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Pretty good I bet.
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I love a "yes."
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How's that feel?
Yeah, feels good to me!
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Wow, that was awesome.
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Okay.
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Nighty-night, Gary boy.
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I rushed Janine to the hospital,
but by then it was too late.
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I didn't even get a
chance to say goodbye.
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Jeez, Gary.
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I'm so sorry, buddy.
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Is that the first time
you ever...
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Controlled anything
with my mind?
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Sure was.
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First and last.
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Right, well...
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I mean, regardless of
what this demon said,
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there's no way Fleshler
could be back.
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You killed him.
I mean, he's dead.
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I hope you're right, Hanley.
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If there's one thing I've
learned about these demons,
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they always find a
way to come back.
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Come on, let's get this guy
to a hospital.
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How you feeling, buddy?
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Oh, shit.
He's dead.
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He's dead. Okay.
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Okay, that's a perfect capper.
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Come on, help me wheel him out.
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Good Lord.
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Oh, yes.
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I'm back.
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