Original subtitles

[waves crashing]

[volcano erupting]

[♪ "Next to Me" by Rufus Du Sol playing]

[speaker 1] We're living in a society where sex is a huge thing.

♪♪

[speaker 2] I think about sex every second of the day.

♪ And when the lights come down ♪

[Colton Underwood] Virginity has always been something taboo,

whether you've lost it or not,

but we're about to change that.

♪ I wanna feel you standin' next to me ♪

[Kaitlyn Bristowe] We are diving into these pristine waters

and gathering the biggest group of virgins ever assembled.

♪ Ooh ♪

[speaker 3] My virginity is everything to me.

I wouldn't wanna waste it on some guy at the bar.

♪ Ooh ♪

[Colton] These regular people have been holding back

for one reason or another.

[speaker 4] Some people are waiting for marriage. Some people aren't.

I'm, like, in between.

[speaker 5] I am very all about, like, that sexual, fun energy.

♪ Baby, I knew this time would arrive ♪

[Colton] There will be romantic dates.

[all] Pura vida!

[speaker 6] I'm gonna give her the best night of her life.

[Colton] Sexy challenges.

-[group screaming] -[speaker 7] What is that?

-[speaker 8] I know what it looks like. -[laughter]

[Colton] New arrivals.

♪ Oh, my God ♪

[Colton] [echoing] And even virgin sacrifices.

[volcano bursts]

[normal] Um, sorry. Virgin sacrifices.

♪ Tell me I'm the one ♪

[Kaitlyn] But of course, with love comes heartbreak...

[emotional] I've been waiting so long for that connection.

[Kaitlyn] ...and all that messy stuff.

[speaker 9] I don't regret what I did last night.

I wish that I would've, like,

saved that for someone really special.

♪ Ooh ♪

[Kaitlyn] By the end, we'll see who has grown,

who has found love,

and if any of our virgins were able to answer the question,

"Are you my first?"

[speaker 10] I definitely can see myself losing my virginity.

I'll have sex with a stranger before I'm a 40-year-old virgin.

♪ I wanna feel you standin' next to me ♪

Sorry, God.

-[birds chirping] -[ocean waves crashing]

[Kaitlyn] Welcome to Are You My First?

I'm Kaitlyn Bristowe.

[Colton] And I'm Colton Underwood.

And if you're confused to why the voice-over

just swapped from woman to man,

you've just lost your two narrators virginity.

[Kaitlyn] Hope it was as good for you as it was for us.

Now, I never thought I would say this,

but let's get back to these virgins.

[♪ "Let Go" by Sophia Patsalides playing]

♪ Let go, let go ♪

So pretty.

I'm so excited.

I'm here because I would love to fall in love

and meet someone to lose our virginities.

Is anybody here? Is it just me?

♪ Let go, let go ♪

To me, sex is scary,

because penises are scary looking. [laughs]

They're literally like... [gags]

That's supposed to, like, go inside of me? Like, what do you mean?

Like, that's, like... it, it-it's weird.

-I'm Carissa. -Carissa? I'm Madi.

Oh, my goodness.

-Yo, what's up, dawg? -What's up, man?

-Andrew. -Dude.

-You look good. -Thanks, man, you too.

-Thanks. I'm Noah. -What's your name?

-Noah, nice to meet you. -Hi, I'm Madi.

Madi, nice to meet you.

I feel like a child sometimes, where I'm like,

"That's probably not the right thing to say,"

but, like, I feel very like, naive.

Like, I don't know. I'm like, "I don't know about this."

Like, "I don't know how that works."

So, I think this experience could be better than dating in the real world,

because we're all on the same page.

-Yo, where are you from? -[Andrew] This is sick.

I'm from Utah, Salt Lake City.

-Oh, nice. -Utah.

-[Andrew] I went to BYU. -[Carissa] So, you're Mormon.

-[Andrew] I'm Mormon. Yeah. -[Noah] We probably know some

- of the same people. So, like-- -[Andrew] Of course.

I grew up a mama's boy.

Uh, my parents split when I was young,

so my mom raised me for the most part.

And, I think being raised by a single mom,

I'm more in touch with my feminine side.

People think I'm gay all the time.

My mom said,

"Look, I wouldn't be mad if you even, like, brought a guy home."

My parents just want me to find someone.

What about y'all? Where are you from?

Um, I'm from Houston, but I live in Austin right now.

Okay, fun. I love Austin.

I went for the first time, like, a month ago.

I really wanna go.

We'll do, like, hometowns, to every different person's house.

-Like, I'm down. -That'd be so fun.

Noah is 1,000% my type.

It's enough to, like, see an attractive man,

but then you have to talk to an attractive man,

and I'm like, "Oh yeah, I gotta, like, form a sentence."

So, that adds to the nerves a little bit.

We're gonna be best friends

-by the time we're done. -Right? Exactly.

♪ Gonna wear my crown like a king ♪

[♪ upbeat music playing]

Wait, our-our new friend is coming up.

Yo!

-Yo, yo, yo, yo. -[laughter]

-[cheering] -What's up?

♪ Feel the virgin blood hittin' through my veins ♪

♪ Gonna go easy on you ♪

[Sara] This place is so gorgeous.

-Hi! -Oh, my gosh. Hi!

-[group] Hi. -Hey, what's up, what's up, what's up.

-I'm Sara. -Nice to meet you. Godwin.

I'm a hugger, you know.

-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

-Hi. -Andrew.

I'm feeling so excited to date other virgins.

All of us have something in common.

We're gonna be more serious about dating.

It's not gonna be maybe a one-night fling,

because that's definitely not what I do.

[chuckles]

I love 'da fit. I love 'da fit.

-I love 'da fit. -Thank you.

[♪ "We'Re Going Up" by Andrea Christina Obeid & Henry Richard Obree Parsley plays]

♪ I'm on a next-level kinda thing ♪

-Yay, another person! Hi! -Hi.

-[Andrew] Hello. -[Katya] What's up?

Is this where the virgin pool party is?

♪ Follow my lead and know you're in luck ♪

♪♪

[Andrew] Yo, what's up?

[overlapping greetings]

-What's good, bro? Godwin, bro. -Michael. Nice to meet you.

♪ First thing you gotta do is stay true to yourself ♪

-[Carissa] Oh, we stay standing! -[Ty] Hey.

-We have to greet our new friend. -Oh, there's a new person.

Hi, nice to meet you! I'm Katya.

-How are you? -Katya. Cool. Wow.

Yeah.

-Is Ty short for anything? -No, it's just Ty.

-T-Y? -Yeah.

-[Katya] Just Ty. -You know, unique.

-You know? [laughs] -[Madi] I love that, I love that.

It's so weird and exciting

that there's this island full of virgins.

I mean, that's so goofy. [laughs]

There's all different flavors of virgins

and I would be open to losing my virginity

with the right person.

♪ We're going up, up, up ♪

-Look at this island of virgins. -"Virgin island," yeah.

I haven't lost my virginity,

because I don't lose, period.

There's power in having sex,

and there's also power in withholding.

Do you think Anne Boleyn went from lady-in-waiting

to Queen of freakin' England

because she put out?

[in British accent] Methinks not, darling.

Look at us. Who would've thought?

-Who would've thought? Not me! -[Katya] Not me!

[laughter]

♪ I got somethin' special ♪

[♪ "Supernatural" by Hallie playing]

♪ Somethin' hard to find ♪

Oh, wow.

-[Carissa] [gasps] Hi! -Oh, hi everyone.

-It feels so good to see you here. -[overlapping chatter, laughter]

[Deya] When people look at me,

it's like, "There's no way she's a virgin."

People think that virgins aren't attractive,

or they, like, are losers or something like that.

But we come in all sizes, all looks,

all the things, okay?

Don't sleep on virgins.

[laughs]

-Hi, guys! -[Katya] Look at this gorgeous goddess!

It's sensory overload to some degree,

'cause it's just hot people everywhere.

Like, I'm seeing body-ody-odies.

I'm seeing face cards that are lethal.

♪ Ooh ♪

And more people keep funneling in.

[speaker] Yo!

[Katya] Where have these hot virgins been?

Like, who unleashed the virgins? [laughing]

What is poppin'?

We got the cream of the crop here.

[♪ "What Are We Waiting For" by Rocky Wallace playing]

♪ I ain't got a gold tiara but I feel like a queen ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪

-♪ When the timing's just right ♪ -[overlapping greetings]

♪ We've got the green light ♪

♪ We can go all night ♪

♪ What are we waiting for, what are we waiting for? ♪

[Jade] You're stunning, hello!

-[Rachael] You're stunning! -What's your name?

-Rachael. Hi! -Hi, Rachael! I'm Jade.

Nobody believes I'm a virgin when I tell them.

I don't know what people think virgins look like,

but I don't think they think they look like this.

I did bottle service in a nightclub for seven years.

I definitely don't think I'm what you think when you think a bottle girl.

Like, I just wanna be at home in bed with my cats,

writing or painting,

or doing some, like, really wholesome stuff.

-[Michael] Hey. -Oh!

-Hey. -[excited chatter]

-I'm Michael. -Hi. Rachael.

-Nice to meet you, Rachael. -Nice to meet you.

He's a ladies' man over here.

[crosstalk, laughter]

Rachael is by far, the best-looking girl, in my opinion.

Epic boob, really great smile,

so, yeah, by far, the hottest one.

I'm not even gonna try talking to her.

[Kaitlyn] "Not even gonna try."

Michael nailed step one of staying a virgin for life.

Thankfully, he'll get a helpful nudge from the two objectively hot hotties

heading up to the beach.

-There's another girl and a guy. -No way!

-Wait, what? -Coming together!

[Kaitlyn] [chuckles] Oh wait, it's Colton and me. I had no idea.

[group clamoring]

Oh, shit. That's Kaitlyn Bristowe.

She's from The Bachelorette.

[Rachael] I'm fangirling right now.

-What's the...? Oh, my God! -Yay!

[Rachael] I am such a fan of Kaitlyn. I love that she speaks her mind.

She's kind of one of those people that goes against the grain,

and she is who she is.

I feel like I'm very similar in that way.

What's up?

It's the virgin bachelor! [laughs]

-Yes, yes, yes. -[laughter]

And then, duh, of course, Colton.

[Kaitlyn] Why don't you guys follow us over here?

[Colton] We're gonna come this way.

-[Godwin] We goin' over there. -[overlapping chatter]

Like, he can totally relate to our experience

in a different way that, like, we can learn from it.

Hello, everyone. It is so great to meet you all.

My name is Colton Underwood.

And I'm Kaitlyn Bristowe.

[contestants cheering]

-Yeah! -[Godwin] Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

Come on!

And we are so excited to be with you

here, on Are You My First?

-[contestants cheering] -Let's do it! It's lit, it's lit.

This summer is not about winning or losing.

Well, it could be about losing something.

-[laughter] -Wink.

-I said wink. -[all laughing]

-Wink. -[laughter]

But in all seriousness,

that really brings us to why we are all here.

You are all virgins.

You all have your own reasons for why you're a virgin

and all the reasons are as unique as you are.

Many of you feel your V card makes dating impossible,

but not anymore.

It's a level playing field,

and there's no excuse not to play the game of love.

♪♪

[Michael] Telling someone you're a virgin, especially at this age,

is a little bit like coming out of the closet.

It's like you have this deep secret held inside of you,

and you don't know how they're gonna react to it.

So, being not the only virgin, uh, is really nice.

Like, for once in my life, I'm not the odd man out.

We're all the odd people in.

For me, this is pretty personal,

because when I first started looking for love on The Bachelorette,

I was just like, all of you, a virgin.

And if I'm being honest,

the pressure of being a virgin made my time so much more difficult.

So, before we get started,

and let's just get this out of the way.

-[♪ light music playing] -[tropical birds twittering]

Is everyone here really a virgin?

[♪ suspenseful music playing]

[Rachael] Wait, what?

Like, I hope everybody's a virgin.

That's kind of the whole point here.

I, I wanna be with a virgin.

[♪ suspenseful music continues]

-[birds chirping] -[ocean waves crashing]

[Kaitlyn] Fifteen virgins,

hopeful of having their first cherry-popping connection,

panicked when Colton asked the question

usually used to check credentials before playing Dungeons and Dragons.

Is everyone here really a virgin?

Wait...

[Kaitlyn] Any non-virgins would be screwed.

♪♪

Yeah...

[group laughs]

[Jade] Unfortunately.

-Everyone says yes? -[contestants] Yes.

[Colton] Alright, good, good, good.

I'm like, um, are you trying to tell us something?

That coulda got messy.

[Kaitlyn] That would've been awkward.

What a special opportunity, right?

How often do you get to

fly to an island filled with virgins?

That sounds weird, actually. Never mind.

That sounds like that'll be a subreddit category or something.

Now that we've settled that,

we're gonna get down to business.

While you're here, there's going to be challenges

that push you out of your comfort zones,

surprising twists and turns,

and, of course, incredibly romantic dates.

Keep your eyes peeled for what we are affectionately calling,

the V cards.

-[image chimes] -[♪ harp music plays]

These cards will let you know who will be going on these dates.

They can appear at any time.

[Andrew] I'm dying to win a V card, like,

I am a hopeless romantic.

I wanna go on a date where I can further connections.

And lastly, there will be heart-wrenching goodbyes,

during ceremonies we couldn't resist calling,

[echoing] virgin sacrifices.

[Andrew] Oh!

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[Colton] So, start trying to make an impression on someone,

because starting in three days,

if you are unable to find love here,

you will be sent home.

It is a bit of a wake-up call

that, like, we are on a time crunch,

which is a little scary,

because I take a little bit of time usually,

when I try to get to know somebody, and we don't have that here.

We have to be very intentional.

You've been given this incredible, special opportunity

to find that love that you've been missing in your lives.

To finally find the person that could answer the question,

"Are you my first?"

And FYI, tonight we're throwing a white party.

[contestants cheering]

-[Deya] Yeah! -[Godwin] It's lit, it's lit.

-[chatter and laughter] -[Kaitlyn] And double FYI,

you'll be required to reveal your crushes,

so make each connection count.

[♪ dramatic music playing]

Really? Like, I couldn't have played this cool for a few more days?

I mean, I don't want any girl to feel, like,

led on or let down,

because I'm being asked so early on to declare the crush.

It's like, I don't really know yet.

On that note, let's raise a glass,

and cheers to finding your first.

-[contestants cheering] -Cheers.

♪ We're makin' diamonds from dust ♪

[♪ "Diamonds from Dust" by The Aftershow playing]

[indistinct chatter]

♪ Whoa-oh, oh, oh, oh, ah, ah ♪

♪ Ah, ah ♪

♪ You're the baddest around, you're the baddest ♪

Get over here, Sara. Sit with us, just chill.

Hey! I'll come sit with y'all, yeah.

[Jake] Yeah. We love it, we love it.

[Kaitlyn] Declaring their crushes tonight

hinges on one crucial factor,

having crushes.

So, the singles mingle,

all of them noticing any green flags or red flags.

Well, except Jake.

I'm color blind.

-Are you really? -[Jake chuckles]

[Hakeem] Are you joking?

-Are you for real? No! -I'm serious. I'm literally color blind.

So like, like, I got these, like, shorts.

-Uh-huh. -These look brown to me.

-Okay, they look brown to me, too. -Yeah, they're brown.

But they say it's grey.

-Oh, okay. -Nah, they're-- Nah.

Whoever told you that's buggin'.

-I don't know. -[laughter]

-Or either that, or I'm color blind. -Bro, we're all color blind, man.

Maybe I am, too.

-[♪ upbeat music playing] -[all laughing]

[Godwin] Why are you a virgin as well?

It's a long story,

but basically I have this thing called vaginismus.

[♪ music stops]

Vagi-mistics?

-[laughs] -Yo!

-Vaginismus. -Vagimis...?

-Va-- [laughs] -Vag-- Yo! [laughs]

When it comes to my vagina,

we've, we've been through it a little bit.

One night, I was being fingered for the first time,

and it hurt,

and I'm like, "Mm,

I dunno that it should, like, hurt this much."

So, a specialist told me that I had vaginismus,

which, basically it's like,

if anything tries to enter my vagina,

my muscles instantly tighten up

and it is extremely painful.

-We're gonna get this, okay. Vag. -Vag.

-Ih. -Ih.

-Nis. -Nis.

-Mus. -Mus.

Vaginismus.

-Mm-hm. -Okay.

♪ I got you feelin' alive ♪

[Kaitlyn] For our virgins, finding their person

will require a new level of openness

and not ruling anyone out...

[Noah] What kind of music do you like?

Taylor Swift, you know, all the, all the pop things.

[Andrew] Oh, boy. I'm like a--

-[Madi] Are you an anti-Swiftie? [gasps] -A little bit.

-Honestly, that's a red flag. -I know.

[Kaitlyn] ...unless they don't like Taylor Swift.

No Tay-Tay, no va-jay-jay.

I think that's like the biggest one that most girls kinda hate, honestly.

Yeah, if you don't like Taylor Swift

-you're, like, anti-girl or something. -If you don't like Taylor-- Yeah. Mm-hm.

I'm a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

People call us, like, Mormons.

So, before this experience,

like, I was surrounded by a bunch of virgins, anyways.

I mean, I was at BYU in Utah, surrounded by members of my faith.

And so, I feel perfectly comfortable.

-Do you wanna chat right here? -Sure.

I'll follow your lead.

Yeah, is this me pulling you aside for a chat?

[Madi] I, I mean, I guess.

I'm intrigued by Madi.

I think she's funny, I think she's cute.

I definitely see a really strong friendship forming,

and when there is a strong friendship,

that's where you can actually build a real romantic relationship.

Um, yeah, this is crazy.

Yeah, this is really nuts.

-And it's just-- Yeah. -[laughs] It's like, so--

Honestly, it's weird.

-Yeah, it is pretty weird. -Like, this is a weird experience.

-It is pretty crazy. -Okay. You seem pretty normal, though.

I was really worried that it would be like

-a ton of weirdos. -I was so worried.

-[laughter] -Greetings, virgins.

-Yeah. -Greetings, fellow virgins.

[laughter]

-I was so worried! -Am I a weirdo?

-Like, is that why they put me on this? -Well--

Yeah, I was very concerned.

-Where are you from? -I'm from Colorado,

but I've been living in California for a month now.

Nice. Well, I guess then, you're used to being, like, at beaches and stuff.

-Yeah. -I haven't been to a beach

in a really long time.

Honestly, it's like, why I moved there is for the beach.

Yeah. I don't beach enough. You're, like, um, beach Ken.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Noah] Of course, I like Madi,

but I'm kind of drawn to Carissa as well,

and I need to explore a little bit more.

What's the harm in, like, exploring two relationships?

-I'm no beach Ken, no. -You're no beach Ken?

-No, I don't think so. -You don't think so?

I'm not pretty enough to be beach Ken.

I don't think, I don't think that.

I disagree.

-Thank you. -You're welcome.

I'm definitely excited that I have a connection with Noah,

and it feels like, you know,

maybe I won't be a virgin forever.

♪ I just wanna ♪

♪ Ooh, feel ya ♪

♪ I just wanna, ooh ♪

Alright, Carissa, you mind if we talk real quick?

-Sure. -Head out there.

Tonight, we have to declare our crushes.

I'm not wasting time.

My whole mindset right now is to find that person.

And so, you know, I see a woman that looks good,

I'm pulling her for a chat.

It's important for me to build connections this early age

because I'm not trying to go home, man.

I gotta make it out here with my girl.

[Carissa] How are you feeling?

-You are-- You came in confident... -I'm feeling good.

...and ready to wife someone up.

O.D. O.D.

What you sippin' on right there?

-A Piña Colada. -Piña Colada?

-It's virgin. I don't drink. -Virgin? Okay.

-Yeah, I don't drink neither. -Yeah. Oh, for real?

-Yeah, I don't drink. I don't smoke. -Let's go. [indistinct].

-[both laughing] -[Deya] Wow.

-Okay, so how old are you? -I'm 28.

28, okay. I'm 27.

-Oh, okay, okay. -Okay? That's...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was expecting all the guys to be like babies.

Okay, but we ain't even worry about them. We worry about us.

-Right, right, right. -Know what I'm sayin'?

What is your typical guy? Like, what are you going for?

I want someone that doesn't take life, in general, too seriously,

is fun, outgoing.

I definitely want to get to know you.

Godwin's a very confident man.

We love a confident man.

I'm gonna be real, like, I like the vibe, I like the energy,

and I like the connection for real.

-Oh, 100%. -Yeah.

When I was talking to Godwin,

it just felt like, this was meant to be or something.

I'm looking to get to know, you know, get to know you first and foremost.

[Jade] Oh, my goodness.

This is a fine man. Oo-hoo!

God was taking his time [chuckles] when he crafted him.

-Well, I think you in good hands, man. -Okay.

-As long as it's me... -[laughing] Oh!

-...you in good hands. -If you say so.

-You are now, for sure, for sure. -Alright. Okay.

[Katya] The village awaits. Let's go find our rooms!

♪ Feels like no other ♪

[Colton] After the initial chats, the big question is,

where are they gonna get laid tonight?

By "they," I mean the virgins' heads,

getting innocently laid down onto soft pillows.

[group chattering]

[Deya] Oh, this is so cute!

Wait. How cute!

-[group exclaiming] -Whoa!

[singing] ♪ Girl power, girl power ♪

[excited chatter]

[Rachael] Oh, my God. The bedrooms.

-So, I'm not in this one. -[Katya] Madi!

-Me neither. -Okay!

-[cheering] -We're in the other one!

-We're in the same room! -[both laughing]

-I knew it, bro! I knew it! -[cheering]

Let's go!

-[cheering] -Let's go!

[both cheering and laughing]

Oh, my God, I already got somebody in my bed!

[whooping and laughing]

-Do you snore? -No.

-Do you snore? Okay. -No, I don't snore.

[laughter]

[Godwin] Yeah, man.

I, I think it's early days.

-[Ty] Bro, there's no one-- -But,

-now, don't be afraid, bro. -Yeah.

[Godwin] Like, you can't be

-a crazy slow burner out here. -Yeah.

[Godwin] Or else you just gon' be friend-zonin' everybody.

Or being friend-zoned by everybody.

-[Ty] Yeah, just fraternizing. -[Michael] I feel like,

this is one big ayahuasca trip, and you're my shaman right now.

-[laughter] -[Godwin] For real, though, man.

I am a stand-up comedian,

and as corny as it is to say it,

I think most people would be surprised to find out that I'm a virgin,

uh, just because,

like, statistically speaking, I'm in the top 3% of good looks.

[♪ fun, upbeat music playing]

I've wanted to lose my virginity... for a while,

uh, but I'm a little bit, uh, scared of intimacy.

Uh, there's fear of me not being any good.

Uh, there's a lot of fear of

maybe I'm too good, ya know?

We be wingmans for each other.

-[Michael] Yeah. -Let's do that.

-For real, let's do that. -Oh yeah.

We, we be wingmans for everybody, bro.

-Oh, brah. -Make sure everybody--

-Make sure everybody's good, for real. -Yeah, man.

[Kaitlyn] With the crush declarations just four hours away,

the villas work out who likes who,

and who else likes them.

Hey, they might be virgins,

but it just wouldn't be reality TV without a love triangle...

or five.

Sara, who are you vibing with?

Jake was really cool to talk to.

And Hakeem,

yeah, he was really nice.

We were vibing for a second, just talking.

Who you, who you pursuin', bro?

Okay, so Sara, Sara's pretty interesting.

I agree. I related a lot to Sara when we-- when I was talking and stuff.

Of all the guys I spoke to, like Godwin, right away,

it was like bam, click.

And every moment I enjoyed it.

[group] Whoa!

Right now, I'm feeling very nervous,

because Godwin definitely is someone who I was vibing with, for sure.

But Deya, she's feeling Godwin as well.

But it's still early, you know, time can tell.

Deya.

Deya, she not really, like, normally my type...

-Mm. -[Godwin] ...but, yeah.

But conversation went so well, I was like,

"Yo, forget the type bro, like, this-- I think-- I--"

-We got something here. -[Ty] It be like that.

[Godwin] So yeah, Deya.

And then also Jade, great vibes.

You know, chill, chill, chill person, you know?

Having the physique and the build that I have,

but also the confidence that comes with it,

a lot of people don't believe that I'm a virgin,

but I really am.

Growing up in Ghana, I've seen a lot.

The people that were more successful,

were not engaging themself in alcohol and womanizing.

I chose to just go towards that path,

because I wanted success in my life.

What's y'all thinkin' they sayin' right now?

-[Michael] Bro, I have no idea. -Bro, how sexy we are, obviously.

[all laughing]

[Katya] Do you think that any of the men are "vir-hins"

because they have micro-peens?

-[laughter] -[Rachael] You know what?

It could work for me, because I'm--

penetration isn't for me anyways, so...

-[raucous laughter and chatter] -Gimme a micro-peen!

[Kaitlyn] There it is, guys,

the final definitive answer:

Size does matter,

the smaller, the better.

-[laughter continues] -I'm dead!

[Kaitlyn] Prepare for reveals both massive and micro

when the virgins reveal their crushes at tonight's white party.

♪♪

-[birds chirping] -[ocean waves crashing]

[♪ "Turn It Up" by Jwsoat playing]

♪ Let's get this party rockin' ♪

♪ Get this party poppin' ♪

[Kaitlyn] This is Are You My First?

and the guys are white-party-ready.

I feel like I know stuff that I don't actually know

when I wear something like this.

-Like spiritually. -Yeah...

-White party! -White party time!

[excited chatter]

[Kaitlyn] Great fits, guys.

Oh, are we the first ones here?

Yeah, we're the first ones here.

[Kaitlyn] It's giving "Wimbledon."

It's giving, "doomsday cult."

It's giving, "I've never had sex."

-[Noah] Let's go to the bar. -[Michael] Are you nervous?

-No. Are you? -No.

[Andrew] Do you actually have someone you're--

that you're, like, feeling right now, or no?

No, I'm-I'm so open-minded with the whole thing,

that there's no one that I'm like...

-[grunts] You know what I mean? -Yeah.

-That's not your vibe. -No bow and arrow.

Tonight is the white party.

Everyone's looking dashing,

and soon, I'm gonna have to declare who I have a crush on.

I don't have, like, a set plan as to what I'm going to do,

but I think it's great,

because it's gonna force me to do something

that would typically make me uncomfortable.

This is huge.

This is more important than my child being birthed.

-The girls are here! -[whistling]

[all cheering and exclaiming]

Yeah!

The ladies are beautiful.

-Hey! -I love the white on everybody.

[Godwin] Everybody's just laughing, giggling, and having fun,

but I think it's gon' get heated, man.

I always think something's gon' happen.

[indistinct chatter]

We saw your biceps from afar.

-Oh, word? Y'all like it? -[Madi] Yeah.

-What's up? How's it going? -Hey, fresh.

-I like your shirt. -Oh, my gosh.

♪♪

[group cheering]

[Katya] Every single person here

is so interesting, is so vibrant,

is so attractive, and they're also virgins.

So, it's really cool to have this community with other virgins.

But this is not a cult.

But, it's not, not a cult.

[♪ "Party Shots" by Ross Gilmartin playing]

♪♪

[Kaitlyn] I've done the math by tallying their ages.

There is a combined total of 439 years of pent-up sexual tension,

and they're flirting like they've got some virginity to lose.

[Rachael] Feel free to look at my butt while I walk away.

[Rachael and Godwin laugh]

[Kaitlyn] Hakeem, if you wanna flirt with a girl,

why don't you try using words?

So...

I'm gonna get me some meat and potatoes.

What names did you drop?

-Oh, what names did I drop? -Yeah.

-Oh, you just put me right on the spot. -Yeah.

I have, like, a few,

but I feel like it's so early for me, that I just don't wanna, like...

-Was I one of 'em? -...you know.

-Maybe, yeah. -Maybe?

-[chuckles] Yeah. -You were one of mine too, so...

-Well, thank you. -Yeah.

[both chuckle]

[Hakeem slurping]

-I'm glad to hear that. [chuckles] -Glad to hear. Yeah.

[both slurping]

-[crickets chirping] -[distant chatter]

Grrr.

[slurping continues]

♪ Soft skin in the pale moonlight ♪

-Thank you so much. [giggles] -You're welcome.

[Colton] Michael may have felt Rachael was out of his league,

but when you're surrounded by virgins,

there's only one league, and everyone's playing in it.

Why-- No, it's too early.

-No, I'll ask. Why-- -No, it's never too early.

Are you cool talking about why you're a virgin?

-Yeah, of course. -Yeah?

-You're so attractive, if like guys... -Okay. So, like--

...are probably throwing themselves at you, no?

-They do. -Oh, yeah?

But, like, they're not the good guys.

-Oh, really? Mm. -They're not the right guys.

You know, like, I worked in the club for seven years,

so every weekend I'm in the club.

Oh, but those don't-- Yeah, those guys stink.

-Fuck that. -Yeah.

Yeah, no, not it.

They're not it.

And then I'm not going out on weekends, so I'm not meeting anybody.

Yeah, so, here I am. [giggles]

[laughs] Last resort?

[laughs] Yeah, like, fuck, I'm desperate. I'm 30.

-Yeah. -I'm not gonna be a 40-year-old virgin,

so we gotta make it happen in the 30s, 'kay? Um...

[Michael] That's good, I like that, though.

[Rachael] Yeah, okay, so my second reason is that--

Sorry to interrupt you.

-I have this thing called vaginismus. -Uh-huh.

Which is like,

a condition where, like,

my body freaks out

-when anything tries to enter me... -Mm-hm.

...and so my muscles down there tighten up.

-Yeah, I've heard of this before. -Okay. Yeah.

-Yeah. -And so, it's extremely painful.

I'm very open about being a virgin and having vaginismus,

because I have to basically retrain my body

to be able to have sex with them.

So, it's really important for me to be with somebody

who makes me feel really comfortable,

and just, like, I can be my authentic self.

[Michael] Thanks for telling me that. That seems challenging.

It is. So, it's really, like,

for me, here, my goal is to find somebody like, maybe long term,

but also that, like, I feel really comfortable with.

I'm very open to losing my virginity,

and I could see myself losing my virginity to Michael,

because he makes me feel so safe and secure,

and that's what I'm really looking for.

[Michael] Hopefully, I leave this better at all this stuff...

-Mm-hm. I agree. -...than what came into it.

You're gonna have to. I sh-- We're all--

We all will, because practice, it's like, it's good practice.

It's kinda like a boot camp.

[both laughing]

♪ Feel the heat as it starts to rise ♪

[♪ "Heat" by BILLION$ playing]

♪ In your eyes I'm hypnotized ♪

Hey, everybody.

-[gasps] -Hi!

Oh, shit.

[overlapping greetings and cheering]

[Kaitlyn] It's time to declare your crushes.

Come join us down here.

-Yeah, let's go down. -Okay, let's go.

Wow!

[Rachael] I'm so nervous.

I really hope that Michael declares a crush on me, because,

like, I don't wanna die a virgin.

I wanna have sex. Sounds like a good time.

So, you know, sign me up.

Alright, you guys having fun at your first white party?

[contestants cheering and clapping]

We love how beautiful you look

-in all of these outfits. -So pretty.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

But the truth is, falling in love can be messy.

[all agree]

And tonight is no exception.

Oh, gosh!

[Colton] So, here's the deal.

Tonight, you all will be given one jar of paint.

One at a time, you will have to paint anyone that you have a crush on.

Oh!

And leave your signature color on their beautiful white outfit.

And hopefully, your crush paints you back.

[Madi] I really want Noah to paint me.

I'm definitely feeling anxious that I paint people and they don't paint me back.

[Colton] Because without a connection,

the search to find your first

could end sooner than you think.

Yeah, I mean, could you imagine?

-Have some fun with it. -Go crazy!

-[Godwin] Hey! -Oh, my God. This is gonna be crazy!

♪♪

Wow.

It's the first night,

you're not usually making bold moves right off the bat and letting people know,

you kind of, like, slow burn and let 'em try to figure it out.

So, I am definitely freaking out about having to paint somebody.

[♪ "Call Of The Wild" by Rider and Knives At Sea playing]

♪♪

[insects chirping]

-[birds chirping] -[ocean waves crashing]

♪ Raise your glasses up ♪

♪ You know we got this down ♪

[Kaitlyn] It's time to get dirty

and find out who's head over heels for whom.

First up, Deya.

-Ah! -[Kaitlyn] One at a time,

virgins will paint every one of the opposite sex

-that they are crushing on. -Oh!

[Deya laughing]

Up for the guys, Andrew.

[Kaitlyn] We'll continue until each virgin has taken a chance

to declare who they are currently lusting over.

And by the end of the night,

everyone's crushes will be exposed.

-[contestants exclaiming] -Spicy.

Oh, my God.

[Katya] I am happy that Andrew paints me.

He's so cute and sweet, and I love his energy,

and there's something really endearing about him.

Alright, so up next for the guys,

we have Michael.

-Yeah, Michael! -Come on, Mike!

[Rachael] Michael's my number one.

I'm not really stressed about, you know, getting painted by a whole bunch of guys.

I really just care if Michael paints me at this point.

[♪ tense, suspenseful music playing]

Not painting me would be like,

him saying he's not interested.

♪♪

[indistinct chatter]

Aw, a little smiley face.

♪♪

A smiley.

The anxiety's just building.

I can't even breathe.

Aw, cute.

[contestants exclaiming]

[♪ tense, suspenseful music continues]

Uh-- Oh, okay, okay, okay.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Rachael laughs]

I'm feeling great, because I got validated.

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪

[laughter]

-[speaker 1] It's so sweet. -[speaker 2] Yes.

[Deya] Godwin.

I'm seriously hoping that Godwin will paint me back.

-[contestants exclaiming] -Yeah, girl.

-[speaker 1] Whoa! -[speaker 2] Everywhere!

-[Rachael] All over! -[Jade laughing]

Oh!

He touched boob.

[laughter]

I'm a straight shooter.

I like what I like, and I'ma let it be known.

[laughter]

Godwin, don't be too dirty, now.

[Godwin] I'm just chillin'.

♪ Do anything, baby, you can have it all ♪

-That's it. That's it. That's-- -[Deya laughing]

It was nice to know that he was interested in me back.

Obviously, I'm not the only one he painted,

and I know that Jade is interested in Godwin,

so we'll see how things turn out.

-Rachael, it is your turn. -I'm-- [stammers] I'm panicked. I--

-You're panicked? -You're panicked?

Uh, yeah, I-- I have to show what I'm feeling now.

Let's get it over with.

Oh, my God. I'm so-- I'm literally shaking right now.

[Kaitlyn] Good, good.

With Michael, I don't know if he knows how I feel,

but I want it to be very known to him.

-Oh. -[Rachael] Gimme your ring finger.

[both gasping]

[contestants exclaiming]

Come on, Rachael.

[Rachael] Okay.

[laughter and chatter]

I thought we just had a proposal on night one.

-♪ I guess you stole my heart ♪ -[Rachael] Okay.

♪ I think you took my soul ♪

♪ I wanna hold your hand until we both grow old ♪

Was that a proposal?

[laughter and squeals]

Am I manifesting?

-[Michael] Wow! -[group] Ooh!

Like, I don't wanna scare him off or anything,

but I'm here for a reason,

and that's to find love.

[Kaitlyn] He's never washing it.

Go bold or go home, you know?

Yeah!

-[laughter] -[♪ upbeat music playing]

If it wasn't for the white party,

I don't think I would know that she likes me.

It definitely caught me off guard,

like, by far, the hottest girl in the house,

is going for the dork.

It's a big win for the folks back home.

♪ I wanna wake each morning ♪

♪ Next to me ♪

Alright, Madi.

Oh, God. Okay.

-Go, Madi! -I don't know what I wanna do.

[Carissa] Well, you're gonna figure it out.

Hm, hm, hm.

Noah is the person that I've gotten to know the most,

and so, I really like him.

[Godwin] Right? Yes!

-[gasps] Oh! -O-ho-ho!

-Oh, X and O! Noah. -And an O!

[Madi] I'm really sensitive,

so if Noah doesn't paint me back, it would really hurt, honestly.

Alright. Noah, you ready?

[contestants] Noah!

Has he got black?

-Got a little black. -Oh!

[Carissa] Why is his black?

[Noah] I'll get, I'll get the skirt down here.

[Carissa] Alright.

[Noah] And, uh, let's see.

[♪ dramatic music playing]

-Oh. -What?!

[group cheering]

-[♪ upbeat music playing] -[Noah] [laughs] There you go.

I definitely think it means a little something more

that he painted me with his whole body, basically.

It lets me know we're kind of on the same page.

I'm covered in paint. I'm so wet.

-Oh, my God, I love this for you guys. -Yeah.

[Colton] Alright, Carissa.

Carissa!

-[cheering and clapping] -[chants] Carissa! Carissa!

-The hair. The hair. [laughs] -The hair's good.

You can get my hair dirty. I don't mind.

I feel like there's definitely some potential there with Carissa.

So, I was pretty excited when

we both gave each other a little paint.

'Kay, like, there might actually be, like, a chance of something working out here.

Like, let's explore.

♪♪

Alright, Jade.

-Oh. [laughs] -Yeah, Jade!

-Go get it, girl! -You got this, Jade!

Everyone's, they're going up, they're doing little hearts,

and little x's and o's, which is so cute and so sweet,

but that's not me.

I'm very bold. I'm intense.

I'm loud.

-So, I'm going to paint... -[contestants exclaiming]

...these men

in a way that they haven't been painted before.

-Last but not least... -Katya.

-Turn around, all of you. -[all exclaiming]

♪ I'm feelin' myself ♪

♪ I'm really feelin' myself right now ♪

-[Noah] Okay, wait, who was that? -[Katya] That's for me to know...

-Ooh! -...and for you to find out.

[♪ "Feeling on 100" by Bleeding Fingers playing]

[Madi] You got it, girl.

[Hakeem] She's, like, passing a spell on us

-or something. -[Andrew] [laughs] Yep.

-On everybody. -It is everyone.

And last, but not least...

[speaker] She's marking her territory.

♪ Look out, baby, here I come ♪

♪ I'm comin', feelin' on 100 ♪

And in case you need any reminder of who marked you...

♪ Step aside ♪

Oh, spicy.

Katya, you're liking everyone, so far?

Yeah, I'm not gonna cut myself out of the race early.

I wanna get to know every single one of you.

♪ Feelin' on 100, 100 ♪

♪ Step aside... ♪

Katya's like someone that I think I would vibe perfectly with,

but she, like, painted everyone.

She's holding her cards too close to her chest,

so she's like a wild card for me.

[♪ music stops]

[Kaitlyn] Alright, everyone has now gotten the chance

to express who they are interested in.

These are the kinds of things we're gonna do

to push you a little bit out of your comfort zones

to fall a little more in love every day.

[Colton] But don't get too comfortable,

because the road to falling in love and losing your virginity is never easy.

[♪ "Battlefield" by Nick Kingsley ft. Daniel Farrant playing]

And someone new is waiting just around the corner

to shake things up.

[laughing] Oh!

Oh no, like...

I'm just not ready for this yet.

Like, this is too soon.

[Colton] I mean, who knows?

They might even be your first.

And we will see you later.

♪ Onto the battlefield we go, oh, oh ♪

-[birds chirping] -[ocean waves crashing]

[Kaitlyn] Welcome back.

And if it's your first time here,

we promise we'll be gentle.

♪ We go together like peaches and cream ♪

Good morning, sunshine!

[Noah grunting]

♪ Stayin' over like sweet dreams ♪

♪ Oh, uh, oh, uh, hey ♪

No one read my diary.

♪ Makin' good things ♪

♪ Oh, uh, ohh ♪

♪ We go together like peaches and cream ♪

Do you have any secrets?

Can you come up with one?

[Madi sighs]

Wait, do you sing? I feel like you do, like--

-[laughing] I do not. -I feel like you have some talent for it.

[Carissa] No, I don't. Just for funsies.

-In the shower, and... -Yeah.

-...in the car. -Yeah.

[Madi] Last night, Noah didn't just paint me,

he painted Carissa.

So, I do feel a little insecure.

I see Noah talking to Carissa.

Guys don't pursue me.

I don't think that I feel worthy enough to be pursued,

so I do the pursuing.

But he has every right to go talk to other people.

I just wish he would pursue me.

[♪ "Summer Days" by The Aftershow playing]

♪ Summer days melt away ♪

♪ Tryna escape another heat spell ♪

-[Jade] Hot as fuck. -Yeah.

How are you feeling about last night?

It was, it was pretty cool.

Last night, Godwin painted me,

I painted him.

So, the feeling is mutual.

I don't care to wait 'til marriage to lose my virginity.

I just have always wanted it just to feel special,

and for me to be comfortable with someone I care about.

And with Godwin, I need to get to know him more.

But physically, I feel like we'd have fun.

You know, one of my biggest love lang--

I mean my biggest love language is--

-I mean, there, there are top two. -Can I guess?

-Guess. -Okay.

I'm gonna go with physical touch.

-Why? Why you guess physical touch? -This was you yesterday.

[both laughing]

-This is you. -Uh, yeah.

-Yeah. I'm-- -So that gave it away.

I'm definitely a physical touch person.

Second is, uh, acts of service.

-Okay. That's mine's. That's mine. -[Godwin] Yeah. Yeah.

-Okay. That's your first? -That's my number one.

-Acts of service. -Yeah, I love acts of service.

Um, 'cause me, naturally, I'm a provider, protector.

I wanna cater to my woman.

And so, you know, I love coming home and my woman has like,

got food made for me, you know,

I was coming home to, like, some home-cooked dinner.

[♪ curious music playing]

I don't really believe in gender roles,

but I believe that, you know, the man,

the man is to be the head of the family.

That, you know, the woman is there to, like, you know, to be a helpmate.

♪♪

I think...

in this day and age,

like, gender roles can be, like, very, like, fluid.

This doesn't seem like something that necessarily aligns with me.

But then, I do like to be courted.

I can appreciate that.

And he definitely has that, like, aspect in him.

I'm not like, "Oh, I want my man to be, like, the breadwinner."

-Mm-hm. -And then, like, he comes home,

and I'm tending to 12 children.

-Like, you know? -Ha, 12 children.

How do you know I wanted 12 children?

Oh! Well, this is, this has been fun.

-[laughs] Yeah. -This has been--

-This has been real fun. -That's hilarious.

-[chuckles] Mm-hm. -Yeah.

[Colton] Our virgins may have laid their hearts out on a platter,

but that was just an appetizer.

Things will really start to sizzle

when we turn up the heat and start cooking with this brand new flavor of...

We might actually have a new person.

No, it's not.

-We do? -We have a new guy.

[Colton] ...extra virgin.

♪ I am a super-he-ero ♪

♪ I'm gonna let you know ♪

-[Madi] Hi! -[contestants clapping]

[Mike] I'm Mike. Even though I'm a virgin, I know what I like,

and when I see it, I go after it,

and I'm not here to mess around anymore.

[Rachael] Oh, my God, wait. Is this an arrival?

-It's an arrival. -What?!

-[Andrew] It is too soon. -What?

Oh, shit.

[Noah] Some dreamboat guy shows up,

and I feel like, if I want to keep any of these girls interested,

I have to be more declarative,

and more effort.

I don't know, it just mixes things up.

It just puts more pressure on the situation.

There's only so many girls, and there's one million dudes.

There's not somebody for everybody here.

People are gonna go home.

You guys, there's a new guy coming in right now.

Give us another girl before you send perfect, handsome McGee in the door.

-Oh, my God. -[Madi] Wow, he's really tall.

[Noah] Can we get another short king in here?

[♪ dramatic drums play]

-[cork pops] -Oh-ho-ho!

♪♪

[Kaitlyn] This season on Are You My First?...

♪♪

[Colton] Things may start off sweet and innocent...

[Madi] I definitely could see myself losing my virginity.

-It's meant to be. -[laughing]

[Kaitlyn] But hold on to your chastity belts...

[gasps]

-[Jake] Is that a girl? -Is someone coming?

-Yo! -Got virgin fuckboys around here?

Shut the fuck up.

Like I'm freaking the fuck out!

[Colton] Because these virgins are about to bring the heat.

[Farha] I'm definitely one of the horniest virgins here.

Tried to fuck anyone yet?

You're saying that you were blindsided. You were not blindsided.

-I will not be disrespected. -Oh my!

It felt petty.

This is like a slap in the face.

[Kaitlyn] Massive twists wait around every corner.

We have a massive problem on our hands.

Time to man up.

I'm not really a virgin.

Holy shit!

You have been sacrificed.

♪♪

I just feel, like, pretty embarrassed.

[Ty] I was just a placeholder

while she was waiting for that other guy to gain interest.

[Colton] It's sure to be a memorable summer.

[crying] I believed him and I trusted him.

[all exclaiming]

[Madi] I don't regret what I did last night.

I wish I would have saved that for someone really special.

[Kaitlyn] Because whether it's heartbreak or love...

you never forget your first.

Big, strong man!

[Deya] I'm starting to think there's actually someone here

that I could fall in love with

and lose my virginity to.

[all screaming]

[♪ "Higher With Fire" by Ross Stephen Gilmartin & Ross Gilmartin playing]

[♪ song ends]