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Well, somebody had a party.

Yeah.

A sex party.

All right, a sex party.

Calm down, Donnie. You're not getting any from Jenny?

No, I'm not getting any from Jenny. Thanks for minding me.

Well, let's get to work.

Now, will you start with the living room? I will go to the dining room.

Okay, gotcha.

I can just get my hands on that.

So, I'm all done.

Do you need help in here? Do you need a hand? Like, are you okay?

I'm good. I mean, I don't have anything.

The fuck? Jesus Christ. These things are fucking huge.

Not really.

They're double Ds just like mine.

Uh, yeah, fucking huge like yours, yeah. Have you seen Jenny's fucking mosquito

bite she calls titties?

That's my best friend. I mean, of course I've seen her titties, but they're

cute.

Yeah, cute, cute. Cute is not... Cuties are not like...

I don't know. It's not eternal. It's not hot.

Come on.

What do you think?

Like, look at your titties compared to hers.

Do you remember that time that me and you and Jenny went on that cruise? Just

three and you put on that bikini and your titties kind of went out and she

kind of jealous and everybody was looking and I'd act like I wasn't. I put

those glasses with the, you know, the mirrors in them and I caught a glimpse

from the back with my glasses, you know. You were looking at my tits? I mean...

Everybody was looking at your tits. Everybody on the boat was. Like, why

miss out on that opportunity?

You need to jerk off more.

Yeah, I wish I could jerk off more, but your friend Jenny thinks that jerking

off is cheating as well, so I can't even make this hand motion in the house.

That sucks!

It's not even funny, man. Like, what the fuck?

I almost bit my ass.

That is a big dick.

You know, I remember this one time when I was in college.

I used to play with my tits and do this thing with my tits to impress the boys.

You used to do a thing with your titties? Yeah.

Mind if I see?

I mean, nobody's here.

No. Hell no.

And by the way, she would kill both of us. You know that, right?

I mean, who cares? I mean, I'm not getting no pussy anyway, so, I mean,

really aren't going too well.

I'm about to break things off with you anyway, so... I mean, listen.

If you do the thing, I'll give you my whole paycheck for the week.

Come on.

Whole paycheck?

Doesn't have to be long. Fine.

Just let me do.

I

mean,

you're using that. Why not use my dick? I mean, it's a real thing.

No.

I don't even know why you have that out.

I'm giving you my whole week's paycheck.

Plus overtime.

And you think I'm going to tell Jenny? Like, she'll kill both of us. Like, I'm

not going to say anything. I promise.

A whole other paycheck?

How often do you get two texts?

Money is money.

It was amazing.

I mean, when am I ever going to get this opportunity again?

Yeah, I guess you don't really get a chance.

I mean, since I don't get this opportunity that often, I mean, I could

you know... Suck it.

I mean, I didn't say that. You did.

I knew you were implying it, though. I mean, is there something wrong with

I mean, we're already here. We're already playing with your titties. I

Let's roll with just a little more.

Just a little more. Fine. Okay, fine.

uh oh

Thank you.

Oh, he sucked way better dick than Jenny.

Can I taste you?

You better say it. You better say it. You better fucking say

it.

Thank you so much.