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Do you need me to get you anything special from the shop?

Well, I know you've been funny about what you eat lately.

You sure?

Okay.

Well, you're gonna have to text me if you think of anything.

Okay?

Uh -huh.

Maybe you could come with me?

Keep me company.

Why not?

Wanna come shopping with your own mother?

Please?

Please?

Oh come on, I'm trying to get on my own.

Go get dressed.

Well, you can't go like that.

They don't want the supermarket and everyone and their mother seeing your

and bobs.

Don't be silly, go get dressed.

Oh my god!

Maybe I wouldn't have been unalive if it wasn't for the kiss right now.

Kiss! Kiss!

That is harder than it looks.

You make it look easy.

Really hard.

Do you want that one?

Okay.

More and more for me. More, more and more.

Oh, all the more for me.

Here, show me how it's done.

Come on, show me how it's done.

be a cool man fail miserably oh come on

you are too good too

good too good you are too good yeah you ran about

and avoided all that and so shit

I don't like this game.

There.

Wonderful.

I don't know why I bothered putting the lid back on there.

This is fun.

Go hug it.

Isn't he supposed to be over there?

Well...

What's this game again?

Oh

God,

I can't even look.

Oh!

That's brutal.

Naughty Gothic.

Give me a back rub.

Please.

Because it hurts?

Hmm.

Please. I'll tickle yours afterwards.

Come on, you know I'll do your back.

You're tickling her still.

Mummy's big boobie.

Please do my back.

heavy, all that shopping earlier.

Mama's back's hurting.

Please.

Oh, come on, baby. Come on.

Yeah?

Don't take the pig.

You're doing it now, whether you like it or not.

Come on.

Come on. You know you want to.

You're so good afterwards, I promise.

Come on.

Oh, psych!

Ugh! Ugh,

come on.

Mmm, come on!

Feels good for mummy, come on.

Mmm.

Mmm. Come on.

Yeah, it's hurting a lot.

Oh, it's so good.

You are the best.

Mama loves you.

Oh, sweetheart, that is so nice.

a bit lower here like right there and there

oh

oh yes oh

oh my god oh

those are good oh you good boy

of all Mummy's painful bits.

You could fall asleep.

Oh yeah, that's true.

You won't get your back tickled, will you?

You are a good boy.

You're such a good boy.

Oh, I love you, Mama.

Mama loves you.

Do it harder.

Harder.

Harder. Come on, it feels nice, but how do you do it?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, sorry.

Harder, my friend.

You're right, you gave it to me.

I couldn't believe in any of it.

If I don't read it and give him my feedback, then I'm in big trouble.

What?

Yes?

You can tell me anything.

Within reason.

Am I joking?

What?

Girlfriend?

Nah.

It was a matter of time.

Before long you'll be moving in with her.

Is it serious?

I'm not.

Sorry.

Is it serious?

Well, you know my views on it.

I told you before.

I just don't want you to get your heart broken.

Like I did.

Sometimes it pays just to stay single and happy on your own.

I don't mean you're going to be happy on your own.

I feel happier on my own.

That's a load of bollocks.

I'm not happy on my own. I don't know what I'm saying.

I guess it's just done.

very bruised, still.

But that's okay.

What's her name?

Is she your age?

Where do you meet her?

Well, she can't go to the college if she's older than you because you're in

highest year.

How much older exactly is she?

Nothing?

Nothing!

Nothing.

Well, you come to me telling me you've got a girlfriend and...

You can't be 40, don't be silly.

You're trying to wind me up. Stop it.

I didn't say there was anything wrong with it. I just don't believe it.

Why? Why?

You should meet her.

One of your lecturers.

Okay, so where did you meet her?

I can't get my brain around this.

It was only a few weeks ago you were, um, texting that... that girl.

The girl, as opposed to a woman.

You haven't, um, please tell me, good.

Well, because I'm not happy with that 40 -year -old woman sleeping with my son.

It's not going to happen.

She's taking you for a ride.

She's taking the piss.

What would she possibly want with a guy your age?

Oh, you love her.

Please.

You barely know her. How long have you even been seeing her?

A week.

Jesus Christ, you've got a lot to learn.

Come over. Why?

I'm pretty sure at 40 years old she's got her own place. She doesn't need to

coming here.

I do not want to meet her.

She's not a lovesick teenager.

You'll be sleeping over, staying in your bed.

She's not stepping foot in this house.

I said no!

Are you staying in tonight?

I thought we could watch a film.

Well, I've downloaded it.

The one you wanted to watch.

That horror.

But I pay for it now.

Downloaded it on Amazon.

Well, downloaded it, I bought it.

I don't know how it works.

Are you insane?

Are you a mum?

Right.

You're going to see your girlfriend.

Okay.

It's fine.

Whatever.

I can watch it.

I tell you no I won't.

I'm scared.

I'll watch it on my own. I'll watch it tomorrow night.

And tell me you're out again.

You are?

Oh, baby, come on.

I don't answer a lot.

This won't film.

What do you mean, stop it, Mum?

I'm not the mother in you, am I?

I'm sorry, honey.

Sorry.

I know.

You deserve some time to yourself with her.

I guess.

Because I'm not happy with it.

No, I'm sorry. I love you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm guessing.

I want you all to myself.

Because without you, I don't got her.

I'm not trying to make you feel guilty.

Okay? Alright? Alright?

I don't want to argue.

Let's just not talk about it anymore, okay?

Okay.

Have a nice time.

I'll be fine.

Promise.

It's lovely to meet you.

Finally.

My friend does nothing but talk about you.

You're tall.

What? She is.

You two going out anywhere nice tonight?

Right.

That's why you're wearing that, isn't it?

You look lovely.

So you're not staying for dinner?

You're actually a little bit taller than him, aren't you?

It's sweet.

Sorry, how old are you again?

That's right, yeah.

Yeah, he did mention it.

We're only joking.

I'm really happy for you both.

Mm -hmm.

What do you mean, stop it, Mum?

God, I'm not embarrassing you, am I?

What?

Sorry.

I just get nervous, that's all.

It's lovely.

I told you I didn't want to go in your room.

You might be, but you're still under my roof.

You're not getting up to anything, okay?

In my house.

Your house. Our house.

The house I share with you. I'm your mother.

I don't want to be hearing that.

It's bad enough that you're dating.

It's bad enough that you're dating a 40 year old woman.

I don't want all the details.

You're lucky I agreed to... ...you inviting her over.

No, she's nice.

You sure you want safe dinner?

Alright, well I'm putting some eggs on for myself.

I'll be in the kitchen if you want me, okay?

Let's go and check what she's up to.

Don't want to go through my stuff.

Oh, don't you like it?

I'm embarrassed of myself.

What are you talking about?

I'm not.

Have you seen what she's wearing?

If it was anything to make you feel like less of a woman, Jesus Christ.

Why are you dating someone that dresses like that, huh?

It's not right. Hi!

Sorry.

You gonna go after her?

This is your shit mummy that's at us.

if you get hurt.

Stay here and have dinner with me, huh?

Please stay and have dinner.

All right.

Well, maybe this isn't low -cut enough, huh?

Not low -cut enough for you?

Look up.

What is wrong with me?

What is wrong with me is I've lost my son, my only boy, to a 40 -year -old

who thinks she can mum you better than I can.

She can't.

Don't come to me with some freaking freaky parlour. Don't bother.

You home then?

Did it not work out?

Nah, I'm not drunk, honey.

Just pissed off, that's all.

Pissed off, lonely, and pissed off, and lonely, and more pissed off!

than you've had.

So, where was he then?

You got hiding up in your bedroom?

This milf of yours?

I'm not jealous of your relationship, baby. No, no, no, no, no. I'm just

to protect him. You can't see that.

That woman is going to eat you alive.

You're special.

You're precious. You're my boy.

You're still my baby.

No, if she was a year younger, or the same age, or even five years older than

you, but 40 years old!

40 years old.

Fucking hell.

What have I raised to think that that's okay?

To date a woman around the same age as your own fucking mother!

I had you when I was 20.

She probably can't even get pregnant.

Sorry, I didn't mean that.

Of course she can. Of course she probably can.

She's old for you.

Open your eyes and see it.

You don't want to be dating a woman that's the same age as your own mother.

You're sick.

I may have wrapped you up.

I may have looked after you a bit too much.

Because I love you.

Christ, I love you so much.

And I'm sad, and I'm depressed, and I'm still pissed off.

I don't want you seeing her no more.

Hmm?

What?

What do you mean?

What do you mean you won't be seeing her again anyway? Are you moving out?

Where is she?

She left you because of what?

She thinks you're too close to your mother?

Hardly. You barely talk to me.

You don't care.

It's not being easier.

You care about me, huh?

Right.

Well, just as well.

If you can't get together with a decent girl...

Then she's not worth it.

You need someone that can handle the relationship you have with your mother,

okay?

If she can't handle the relationship we've got, then she's not right.

I'm in a relationship with my son. What's wrong with you?

You're amazing. You're perfect. You're my boy.

Sorry, I'm really drunk.

I'm happy.

It's what I wanted, right?

And I also feel like shit.

Like guilty.

Like I did that.

She heard what I said in the kitchen earlier.

Where have you been anyway?

I feel like shit.

Thinking about what?

About what?

No, no, no, God no.

I think you've got the wrong end of a very long stick.

It's a war with her, with the 40 year old MILF.

To replace me.

Because, because what?

Because I showed you my cleavage earlier.

Because I got it.

Sorry,

I don't know what I'm saying.

I don't think I want to have this conversation.

I think you've... You've greatly misjudged it.

Greatly misjudged this situation.

So if I...

And I'm extremely drunk.

And I think I need to go to bed.

Maybe we should forget about her.

Get back to us.

Mummy and you.

Whatever that was.

I'm a bit worried now.

I'm all for that, by the way.

I'm going to regret saying this tomorrow when I'm sober, but I

think, I think you want me.

And that's okay, you know, if she,

because of that, maybe she,

saw that.

And that's why she is no longer your girlfriend.

I'm not a dinosaur.

I understand.

I also don't know why I just called myself a dinosaur.

Or rather, I'm not a dinosaur.

I don't know why I used that.

I'm going to sleep it off.

You're going to sleep it off because you're obviously quite drunk as well.

And I didn't eat my dinner, by the way.

It's in the fridge if you want it.

Maybe we should go out for a meal.

Me and you.

Cinema.

And food.

Not now, obviously.

Tomorrow night.

Love you very much.

Looking at your little face.

Making an apology.

Your behaviour last night?

No?

Oh, I'm sober.

Very. I, um... I had some time to think this morning. I woke up at the crack of

dawn.

I think maybe

I need to take a step back.

I'm serious.

I need to take a step back.

It's not right.

I tried to baby you for too long.

And it's backfired.

You've lost your girlfriend.

My fault.

And...

You should really be living in some student accommodation.

Not here where you live.

So, no, no, so, I decided that I

think after this dinner tonight in the cinema,

you should look somewhere else to live.

Become a man, you know.

I don't want to be dragging you down anymore.

It's obviously confusing you.

I don't want to confuse you.

I'm not saying you don't know right from wrong. I'm just saying that hanging out

with your mum all the time can't be healthy, right?

I'm sorry.

So, do you want me to check what's on?

In the cinema.

I think it has been confusing you.

And I don't want to be responsible for...

that ever since your father left me, I've just been sad.

I've relied on you too much for my happiness and it's got to stop.

Okay?

That's no problem at all.

Okay.

Well, tell him I'll be renegotiating once the contract from the guy becomes

available.

Yeah.

Okay.

No worries.

Yeah, bye. Bye.

Nothing. Um, I think we need to have a little chat.

Do you want to come and sit down?

Okay.

Look, I don't want to mention it this morning, but

you do realize that you moved towards me last night, like you were gonna...

Look, I just need clarification, honey.

You know, if you weren't my boy, my son,

my biological flesh and blood, then I might have...

then I might have let you kiss me last night.

You know, no matter what... You know I can't allow

incest to happen between us, right?

It was the dream.

Incest can't happen to people.

Not only is it illegal, but it's in every way, shape and form wrong.

Morally and everything else.

I couldn't live with myself.

Perhaps I could never look you in the eye again.

Good point to look after you.

And that is not looking after you.

That is just... Anyway, I'm

going to go and get ready for tonight.

Still taking me out?

Please wear something smart.

Oh.

Because I'm going to wear a dress.

Try and make a bit of an effort.

You had to wear a suit.

I mean, come on.

Not t -shirt and jeans, okay?

Let's just forget all this silliness.

But tonight, we'll go out and have a good time. Forget it all.

Please?

No.

We can start to look forward to you finding your own place.

Getting the space you deserve away from me.

Suffocating you.

I'm your mother and your friend but first and foremost I'm your mother and

don't want to be hanging out with me all the time.

I'll be absolutely fine on my own.

As usual.

I'm used to it.

Kind of.

Do I look nice?

I haven't dressed up like this in, well...

Probably since your father last took me out for dinner.

He's a bit sweet, I know.

You better treat me like a lady tonight.

You really do look good.

No one would believe you were my son.

They'd think you were my toy boy.

But I do look very young for my age, so...

Thank

you.

You need to keep saying it.

Stop it, you're gonna make me blush.

What restaurant have you booked?

You know, I kind of want to know why you thought

it was appropriate to do that.

Well, in the restaurant.

Telling the waiter that you were my boyfriend is a joke. It's not a joke.

not funny.

I think we should go inside.

You got my bag.

I think it dropped in it.

Get the keys out.

No, it's not.

You know I don't really want you to move out, right?

I want you to be my baby forever.

The neighbors are out.

I could move in.

No, I guess not.

No, they don't know you're my son. Why?

Stop it.

Stop it.

Baby, stop it.

You know how I feel about you.

I don't need to say it.

My head's spinning now.

I'm gonna go to bed.

Since the other night, last night, whenever it was.

They're looking.

People are looking.

Get the keys.

Everything.

Don't.

Don't.

Don't make it real.

I'm quite happy with it in my head.

Get the keys.

Give me my bag.

Give me my bag.

Hey. This

can't

be what you really want.

I'm your mum.

I'm mummy.

Look, honey, I don't know what this means or what we're about to do.

It's almost like it's an impossible thing that...

I'm scared about

what exactly it means for us.

Because I know.

And you need to say it. And I know how you feel about me.

And I think deep down, I've always known how you felt about me.

And I'm ashamed to say that I want it, too.

All the times I was begging you to stay at home with me over the

years, it's probably because of the way you made me feel.

You can still make me feel.

And right now, I want you to kiss me.

Properly.

I want you to do it.

I want you to do it.

Don't try and stop me.

I want you to do it.

I want you to do it before I change my mind.

Fuck.

Please.

I'm so drunk.

If I was sober right now, then maybe, oh, maybe, maybe we wouldn't be doing

this. I'm sorry.

I can't help the way I feel.

You know, let me kind of help the way she feels.

I've been thinking about it all night.

I just, I can't take it anymore.

Oh my God.

too good.

Coco's so fucking good, honey.

Oh, I love you so fucking good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I'm going to make myself calm just by touching my nipples with the same

fucking sandal right now.

Oh, yeah, you're so mommy good.

You're so mommy good with that dick.

You're so mommy good with that fucking dick.

second of it because this is what I've been waiting for my life to feel like

this to feel like this to feel so good like this

oh oh mommy's gonna come

oh just keep fucking me just like that nice and slowly that's

right oh god you feel mommy's cervix on the head of your cock honey yeah that's

right you feel it don't you

I can see that. Oh my fucking god, I'm gonna cum.

Your mommy.

Well, I'm drunk. Go on.

Ask me to marry you.

Do you mean it?

You're just messing with your mother.

You're messing with mummy, huh?

Yeah?

What, really?

Of course I'll marry you, you idiot.

It's illegal.

I love you more than I've loved any man.

Fuckin' you like that.

We could run away together.

Somewhere where no one knows us.

Just me and you.

No one would know that you're my son.

We can hold hands in public.

We can kiss in public.

You can take me out to dinner every night of the week.

Fuck me until the early hours.

Yeah.

It's what you want, isn't it, with your mummy?

And it's what mummy wants with you too.

Are you touching mummy's boobs?

Go on, touch my boobs.

Touch them. They're real soft.

Yeah.

I feel so good to have you back on mummy's tits again.

I like it thick and twisted with your mother.

I like it thick and twisted with you.

Mmm, yeah, because incest feels so fucking good.

I want more of that incest. I want you to keep giving me that incest until I

can't take anymore.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Keep putting that incest in, mommy.

Keep putting that fucking incest in, mommy.

Oh, yes, incest feels good.

Oh, incest feels good.

Oh, yes, incest feels good.

Does incest feel good for my boy?

Yeah? Does my boy enjoy incest?

So much mommy fucking loves you.

Making mommy lactate again.

Oh, my God.

What the fuck?

Oh, mommy's tit.

Producing milk again.

Oh, my fucking God, you're amazing.

You're amazing.

Like fucking magic, isn't it? Yeah, go on. Tell mommy. Keep telling mommy how

much this feels good for your cock.

Yeah, how good it feels for your dick.

No I don't.

It goes against everything.

I guess it is natural, right?

Or you think we shouldn't be ashamed?

The society would never accept us.

We would never be accepted.

Unless... we did leave.

Come on in.

Oh yeah, my head's clear.

I need to know, do you want to be with me?

I've been thinking about nothing else all night.

What we did was terrible.

But I liked it.

I need to know if it was the drink on off making you do that. Now you're

I want to be with you.

I don't want you to leave.

I don't want you moving out.

I felt right last night.

It felt right.

What we did felt right.

And right now what I want to do is get on my knees.

For you.

I put you in my mouth.

Do you understand that?

Do you understand that's what mummy wants to do right now?

I need to feel it again and this time I want to taste it.

I want to taste it first.

I want you to give it to me in my mouth right now.

This is what you want? Mummy on her knees for you?

Yeah, on her knees.

And mouth open.

Ready to take that comm mode.

And I promise I'm gonna swallow it all.

My boy.

that I've wanted secretly.

How does it feel?

Your mother's mouth on your dick.

On your hard dick.

I bet you need to come, yeah?

I bet you need to come for mummy right now.

How about you do that?

How about you come in mummy's mouth right now?

Come for mommy, baby.

Come for mommy.

Come for mommy. You know you want to.

Your mommy will look after you.

Mommy will take care of you every day.

Like a good mommy should.

Come. You come for mommy.

Could you get used to that?

You could get used to Mummy taking care of you.

I love

you.

I love you so much.

How about Mummy makes you some breakfast?

And then we can go back to bed.

and talk about it some more.

Or maybe not.

We don't have to talk.