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So, while I would never classify myself as a wallflower, I was now the center of

attention. And, I mean, come on, it did feel kind of good. Who doesn't love

that? If I had known that losing my virginity would create such a persona

myself, I'd probably have done it sooner.

Why is everyone so dead set on sticking their body parts in other people's

orifices? If there's a hole on a person, Rest assured, somebody wants to stick

something in it. So if you're still with me, and I'm assuming most of you

probably still are, I now present to you with part three and the final part of

my story.

How I, Vanna Bardot, went from assumed trollop to sex icon, a

.k .a.

nonchalant foursome during detention.

Yeah, I mean, I think it's... It's important we talk to her because, I

she's got so much potential.

But, I don't know, maybe she's hanging out with the wrong crowd or getting her

head or something like that. She's one of my favorite students.

I don't know how to say that. Same. I think she's going to be great. But, I

mean, those are like very important years.

If she's just kind of like, if she doesn't get it right now, she's going to

down the wrong path.

We don't want that.

What are we going to do?

I mean, I don't even know how to approach that.

She's a smart girl. We're going to talk to her. I think that is just kind of,

maybe she might have been carried away a little bit. But, I mean, I

think she will get it.

Hi, Mr. Legend, and hi, Principal Fight.

How are you doing?

What are you wearing?

Yeah, what's that outfit?

Oh, you don't like it? That's all right.

I mean, I like the outfit.

I love the outfit. I would absolutely wear something like that on my own. But

we're in school.

Yeah, I mean, on my private time, I don't wear those kind of things at

mean, I love bikinis and things like that, but I mean...

You see, I dress appropriately when I come to work here.

I mean, I think the student population is enjoying my new look here, and

shouldn't we all have some, right, self -expression?

No, there's a time and place for everything, and this is just not the

you to be dressing like that. Whatever you do on your own free time is

something, and, like, that's okay.

But you're at school.

You're here to learn. You're here to just kind of like find what's going to

like your career and everything like that. It's just really kind of not

And we have the draft code.

Yeah, we have the draft code too. We know the draft code.

And not only that, but you're probably also distracting students that you

be focusing on studying and not just kind of like checking girls out.

You're a very pretty girl. And what kind of message is this sending?

Well, I mean...

Maybe that's more of their problem, but I'm just doing research on the

assignment that you assigned the class, so I don't see why you're blaming me for

taking it seriously. Yeah, honestly, I think you're reading too much into the

assignment. I hope so.

I agree.

Right there on your... Yeah. What is that, a corset? You're wearing a corset

school, sweetie.

Wow.

And I've been hearing things.

I have from the students.

You know, whatever.

Teachers get so invested in student gossip.

Well, between us, it's just kind of like, we think you're an amazing

You have so much potential.

I mean, obviously, don't tell that to other students, but that's how we feel

about you. You're just so smart. You just get it.

I don't know. Have you been out with, like, the room crowd?

Or, like, what are you trying to achieve here?

Also, I mean, it was the assignment. I mean, I guess she took it literally, but

I don't know. You know better than that. Come on.

Yeah, well, everyone in class already thinks I'm a slut, so I might as well

them what they want.

You weren't telling me. What did you hear?

Well...

I mean, I've heard all different things from the students.

I mean, we've always got our eyes and ears open. It's our job. But, I mean,

can be real with us, man. What's really going on here? This isn't you. You can

trust us.

Well, the rumors are true.

I helped my friend lose his, well, I helped

us lose our virginity.

So, people would stop making fun of him.

And everyone found out the next day.

And now it's just... I feel like I've been branded with a scarlet letter.

And everyone's going to do that to me. Well, I might as well just go with it.

First of all, thank you for your honesty. Yeah, I mean, thank you for

honest. But just, you know, in life you learn that if you just... If something

like that happens or if people just look at you a certain way, it's just...

You just don't go along with that. Just show them that you're just better than

that. Yeah. You have to.

Yeah. Don't play into their games.

You're so much better.

You really are. You really have so much potential.

And thank you for trusting us with that.

We appreciate it. But I mean, it's not just a violation.

I mean, look, regardless of how we feel about you, we don't have to do something

about it because if we don't, it's really going to look bad on the school,

us, and even all the other students' parents.

What are they going to think?

And your parents, what about your parents?

Us letting you dress like that at school.

Yeah, I mean, I might not be too happy about it either, but I mean, what do you

want me to do? I'm here already, so.

Do your parents know you're dressing like that to show up to school? Probably

not. Do you wear that out of the house? They know.

I mean, yeah, they saw me at the house.

You had a jacket on, though, didn't you?

No, they saw. They just weren't very fond of it.

All right. Well, it is a dress code violation.

Well, whatever rules you have at home is one thing, but here we just have to

just kind of make a point here and just kind of send you to detention for that.

Understood. Absolutely.

Maybe, could you?

Yeah, you know where it is, right?

All right, Mr.

Legend, Principal Scythe, let's see what rounds.

to tell you, I mean, we might want to take that book out of the curriculum

the... We probably should because it just kind of, I don't think they're just

kind of mature enough to just understand it. No. And I don't know. I think it's

a little bit above where they're mentally and emotionally at.

I agree.

So let's address that at the next teacher's meeting, yeah?

Yep. Okay. Let's do that. Amazing. All right. We should get back to class.

You've got... Yeah.

In five minutes, you can probably go back to your office.

I'll see you probably in the later room.

So, now that everyone

who knows the truth is either gone or won't bust out, the Cross Your Life Club

is demanding my hand.

And the messed up thing is that I wouldn't put it past them trying to get

expelled. The funny thing is, the whole time this shit was going down, people

exaggerated the truth so much.

I couldn't help but think how I could have come up with a better fiction.

Maybe I'll make a movie about all this. The Scarlet Vanna or something along

those lines.

Vanna, a villain, no more.

The truth needed to be told about the one person who could help me.

The only person I could count on to set the story straight came through.

My best friend, Cody, had quite the surprise for me.

Cody, what are you doing in detention?

Me two just called me and said they wanted to talk to you.

What are you two assholes doing here?

We're really sorry.

Yeah, we're jealous versions.

Just like you said.

Well, I do appreciate the almost apology.

Why do I feel like there's a but to it, though?

We do apologize, but we were kind of hoping maybe...

Do you think you could do for us what you're doing for Cody?

Are you serious?

After everything you two little shits put me through.

You think you two deserve for me to help you out?

You would be really nice. You'd be doing a huge solid.

I would really appreciate it personally.

I think that you think they would too.

Yeah. You know, as a matter of fact, we could even repay you by telling you who

else was, you know, starting all the rumors.

I'll snitch.

I'll snitch.

Well...

If we're going to do this, I'm going to need to know everyone who's a part of

the rumor mill.

Yeah, well, Bobby Wilson thinks we had an orderly out, and Ronald Miller said

paid you to fuck him for a whole month.

A whole month?

Cool. Well, Ronald was saying that he was just sick of being a nobody, and

actually that you were, like, psyched.

to fuck him for a month.

Ronald, are you kidding me?

That's what he said. That's what he said.

Who else?

He also said that you begged him to go to the dance.

He said I begged him?

Specifically, he said you got on your knees and begged him.

Wow.

Yeah.

You guys are just all such followers.

Okay, who else? Tell me. Keep going.

I need to know everyone.

Don't get mad, but Brandon and Evan said that they spit roast the Jews together.

What's a spit roast?

Like, you're a pig on a spit roast, and they've got one in the front, one in the

back. Okay.

You're vegetarian, right? So I didn't even know why they would say that.

Aren't you vegan?

You know what? Not anymore.

The last year.

Okay, well... I think it's really cool that you can change, and I want you to

know that I think you can change, too.

Yeah, and also, tell me more that he gave you $100 for anal, but he also said

could probably negotiate it down to, like, $25.

$100 for anal?

What is the other person he is?

He's an asshole.

That did seem low to me.

Yeah.

I mean, I know it was dingy, but 25?

Wow.

Okay, well, if we're going to do this,

I don't do anything half -assed.

We're going to need to make this a public event with witnesses.

Okay, well,

More girls have kept talking about me?

Uh, there are some teachers.

Teachers?

Yeah. The teachers are in on it?

I don't know, like, in on it. Well, I guess you could say that. Mrs. Anderson

said that, yeah, she ate your pussy.

Wow.

So, isn't Mrs.

Anderson married to Mr. Anderson?

Oh, yeah, but come on, the whole school knows that she's really lesbian.

and she's been cheating on him their whole relationship.

Okay, so there's Anderson, there's Ronald, there's how many people is that

Tommy Morris, Brandon, a lot of people.

Okay, you two are going to have to really do my bidding around here.

You're going to be the eyes and ears.

You guys are ready for me.

Absolutely. Anything you need.

Are you really sorry for what you did?

So sorry. So remorseful. I feel horrible.

Could not be sorrier.

You're not just saying this to hopefully get me to sleep with you guys?

Of course not. No.

I would never.

You mean you would never? No offense.

All right. Well, with that said, Cody, go grab some whole size and Mr. Legend.

I think they're going to want to hear about this.

Okay.

If you're still watching, shame on all of you I mentioned above.

I hope you never treat another girl the way you treated me or you will die

alone. No girl has a price tag.

And since we're playing the shame game, while I appreciate the sentiment, And I

know you all have warranted a little more than $100 worth of movie passes.

They had an expiration date and were only able to be used for movies I have

running for two weeks.

Wow. Great.

There's something you want to tell me. That's the law.

You're a legend.

There's something you really have got to hear.

Boys,

why don't you take it away?

They have something that they really, really need to tell you guys.

All right, Daniel, Nick, what is it?

We've been on a fitting spree, so to speak. We've kind of spread a bunch of

rumors about Vena that we shouldn't have, and we're really sorry.

Extremely disappointing, both of you.

And it wasn't just us.

It was a big part of the school.

A big part of the school?

Pretty much all of it. Why don't they all want attention?

We have to do something about this.

It is, like, it is different than the kind of behavior we were encouraged in

school. Like, why would you guys do that?

It's all about, like, supporting each other. It's all about, like,

being understanding. Like, that's just not really helping.

I thought you guys were really better than that.

I understand. I mean, are we telling our parents?

Please don't tell my parents.

Please, please don't. I don't know.

I don't know. I might have to think about it. And I definitely want to lift

name.

Are you prepared to give up everybody?

Oh, there's a long, long list of names that they shared with me earlier.

Really?

Pull out the yearbook. It's pretty much everybody.

We're prepared to stitch on everybody and anybody.

We want to repent.

We want to be better.

What did I do wrong?

But not my students.

I mean, I think we were just kind of... Wait, did you say they're not your

students?

The teachers who were getting on the rumors and... Oh, my gosh. I'm going to

have to fire you straight.

I mean... Yeah, people can just be straight around.

That's just kind of like...

Repetition of the court.

I don't even know what to do about this. You should hear some of the things that

you've said. I mean... What kinds of things were they saying?

Well, there was Ronald.

Okay. All right.

Well, I mean... I don't know if I'll be a little bit of an investigator.

That doesn't surprise me.

He was going to be running.

Was he? Yeah.

Don't bring him up. Mrs. Anderson.

Okay.

Well, Mrs.

Anderson, that's... That's a huge problem.

I mean, what do we do about that? Do we take it to the board?

Yeah, I guess we're going to have to, but I... I mean,

one of them, I think, even said that she blew the janitor.

Yeah, the janitor said that I agree, too.

Give him fellatio in exchange for... And that she'd swallow him.

I know.

I mean, clearly not.

The amount of people.

No,

there were, I mean, it was pretty much everyone. Like, Megan said that she was

riding the mascot's fate.

No. Well,

I mean, not to sound ignorant here, but what exactly did happen? We're clear

that it was one incident between the two of you and that was it? I mean, is

there anything else you want to tell us, Anna?

Well, this all started when?

Well, I was being bullied.

But?

Well, you want to know why you were being bullied?

Well, I mean, I hadn't.

had sex.

And, you know, we're good friends, and I was just so tired of seeing these two

fuckers bullying him every day over being a virgin.

So, you know, I was inspired by this movie that I saw online that we watched

together, actually, where this girl, like, pretended to take

her friend's virginity.

So, like, this everybody was think that he wasn't a virgin anymore.

Yeah. So, you know, we did actually do it, but it wasn't

supposed to get out quite as much as it ended up getting out.

And then everyone started to add it on.

Well, see, everybody just started calling me a slut after that at school.

I became this huge fucking thing.

and how it totally reflects on me. I feel like I wasn't doing my job properly

all year.

Yeah, it's extremely disappointing.

There's a lot of people we thought that really were kind of behaving better than

that and just actually it was just kind of not that trustworthy.

Yeah, it's just, you know, they heard like one rumor about me and, you know,

started saying pretty much every single person made up a different rumor about

me after that.

Yeah, someone was saying that she was going to organize like a graduation

gangbang, but I guess that's not true.

Wow. Well, have you not been listening? Of course that's not true.

Did you miss everything we've been talking about?

Sorry. She's not a slut. I mean, she was helping her friend.

That's what I got from this. Is that what you got from this? Damn it. I don't

really know why it's just kind of like went just so overboard. It's just kind

like all those crazy rumors.

She just kind of ran with it. I mean, I have sex with one guy, and I get branded

with a scarlet letter.

Well,

I'd like to get real numbers.

Like, how many people, how many teachers are we talking about here?

Oh, I don't know. Boys?

It's tough. I mean, I think, honestly, it seems like all but two of you.

If y 'all didn't know, everyone else seemed to already.

Yeah, I really don't like this niche, but the truth is, for the benefit of a

healthy therapeutic environment, I have to yell.

It was pretty much everybody that wasn't interested in it. Oh, man. How does

that make you feel? That made me feel. That's crazy. I feel terrible for you.

Yeah, it's been a really rough school year. I mean...

and growing, but you know, just have to move forward from here, and

yeah. But you're being really adult about this.

I mean, I'm really, really proud of Anna.

But, I mean, you should hear about some of the crazy stories I've heard. I mean,

boys.

You say it. I don't even want to say it.

Okay, so there was one rumor going around.

that Vanna was trying to petition the cafeteria to serve cum as food.

I know.

I know, it's ridiculous.

It's ridiculous, right?

Did anyone believe that? I think it's true. Like, put cum in the meal?

Like, I think instead of ketchup, like, fill the ketchup bottles with cum so she

could, like, put it on any food that she wanted. That's what I heard. And I also

heard that.

I don't think it was your herb. I heard she wanted it to be not

just you can come, but like horse jizz also.

I mean, it's cheaper to come by, but still.

That's what they said. They said it was cheaper to come by and you can get more

volume. Oh my God.

This is just boys talking to me ridiculous.

Well, girls were saying it too.

Well, they're jealous.

I mean, she's a pretty girl and she gets great grades.

All the teachers like her. I mean, I understand the girl.

But you can see how we might jump to the conclusion that she skipped those

grades because she's, like, pretty and the teachers like her.

Well, I mean, we don't play favorites. You have to take the same test as

everybody else.

She can be pretty and smart.

I'm not saying that, but the rumors were that she sort of did favors in exchange

for her grades, maybe.

Just what I heard.

So another rumor.

That's a whole different... Tell us how many rumors there's out there on these

four things. It's one after the next one after the next. It's crazy.

Yeah, I mean, this is... This is an epidemic. I mean, it's completely out of

hand. I mean, you do one favor for your best friend, and then all of a sudden

the whole school thinks that they can ask favors for you, and then when you

no...

We're going to say, well, we're going to pretend like it happened anyways.

That's what it is. You turned them down.

I'm so disappointed in the students.

I mean, are the teachers participating in this? Oh, yeah.

What?

So, they're spreading these rumors as well?

Yeah.

The thing is that I just want everyone to think that, you know, they got a

little piece of action for me.

They're like, well, Vanna's already a big slut, so everyone's going to believe

it already because she did all these bloody things with all these other

then, you know.

But I understand what this is because they're jealous and what have you. And,

you know, maybe you turn some of the boys down, which obviously was a

But the faculty, I mean, what's in it for them?

I'm trying to understand.

I don't know.

bad people.

Yeah, I mean, I don't know, some boredom of their own lives or unhappy

marriages. Yeah,

some escapism to feel young again and a part of the youth.

You know, I don't know, there could be a ton of reasons why the teachers decided

to also engage in this crazy defamation of myself, but

It's a great word, man. It really is a massive defamation. It's a family

I mean, I could sue, but... Please don't. Please don't. My family is not

We can't afford that.

You know, Nick actually, you know, thank God you're a good student, but Nick, he

got in on our little scholarship.

I know.

I know. And, you know, with the love in my heart for, you know,

The kids here at the school, like, I ultimately, like, don't want to fuck up

people's futures the way that my future was getting fucked up.

And I wanted to get to that point. I just want people to really learn their

lesson. And, I mean, these two, they really apologized to me. And,

you know, I'm not here to ultimately, like, cancel everyone in the school.

It might sound like you didn't need to, though, because there's so many people

involved.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, to different degrees. Like, some accusations

were kind of stupid and silly and innocent. But then, like, some of them

like, really bad. Like, really could destroy a person's character.

Yeah. And, I mean, asking the cafeteria.

to replace the ketchup with cum, like, that's the health code violation right

there. Yeah, it is. Yeah,

like, we're going to get a lot of other people involved if, you know, something

like that got out.

Yeah, agreed.

I'll have to admit, though, there's been some pretty, like, gross, grindy stuff

go down in the cafeteria before.

Like, that seems plausible.

Yeah, you know, apparently.

Like, what?

Really? Why would this have brought to my attention?

Several complaints through my parents.

Well, where did they put them, though? Who didn't call?

I didn't get any calls.

They said they called.

They might have been lying to you, Daniel, and just appeased you.

I don't know if they really listened to you, sweetie.

Oh, I know. That's hurtful. That's how I feel when people laugh at you and make

fun of you.

When you're down.

It doesn't feel very good, does it?

Yeah, but I don't think we can be too hard on ourselves either, because we

always, you know, try to just kind of like see the best in our students.

Obviously, sometimes just point out what needs to be fixed, but at the same

time, I mean, we always, I mean, we have to give them like the benefit of the

doubt as well, you know, so it's just kind of, because, I mean, you guys are

just kind of, you know, young adults, and it's just...

Yeah, so it's just, I mean, like, people are going to make mistakes.

It's just kind of like I didn't think it was going to be on that kind of scale,

but it's just, I don't think we can really change, you know, caring for our

students and putting our best foot forward as far as, you know, like the

they behave and hoping that maybe they can understand that this time it

happened, but change needs to happen, you know?

Yeah, you really are a great teacher.

But you kind of feel you have no balance.

I mean, I'm trying. I mean, look, it's just like, I'm going to be completely

honest with you. I wasn't so a young adult at some point in my life myself.

It's just I understand that people sometimes make mistakes and it's okay.

one thing is how you correct them, you know?

And I think that's really it. Exactly.

So I think that if we can really kind of like...

just work on that and just make people understand that yes, they behave very

wrongly and that's just a very negative impact on people's mental health,

but if they can really understand that if that happened to them, they'd

feel pretty terrible.

As long as we can convey the fact

that if they would put themselves in I

agree.

I agree.

You know, maybe something really good could come out of this. I mean, it has

There's always nothing, and we can't keep going on like this.

Friendship, maybe, is kind of forming.

Oh, we'll see about that.

Water under the bridge.

You know.

Baby stuff.

Baby stuff.

A lot of forgiveness.

Well, first, I think we still need to get to the bottom of this, though. And

I said, I think we need to just ask which students we need to, like, talk

Yeah, lots of lessons learned, hopefully.

I love that positive.

Then you put on it that something good will come from it. Yeah.

That's really mature.

Especially being the one that it happened to.

Yeah, exactly.

Good point, Cody.

Yeah, I mean, I just have to, you know, put myself in everyone else's shoes.

That would happen to them, but yeah. Yeah.

You're being very, very measured.

Yeah. I hope if we ever have another incident on this, campus that there

sure who you are and take the high road this is really kind of amazing to be a

part of so much forgiveness yeah you know that's all you really can do to

forward and move on but yeah like it's definitely going to take some time for

to like truly deeply get over from the things that were said about me you know

it was a little

I really do think that you should speak to the counselor, though. I mean, that's

what she's here for.

Yeah, the counselor will go in on it.

Yeah. The one person I'm supposed to go to for help.

What did they say?

Well,

I'm glad that you wrote that up.

Yeah.

So, yeah, I think you're going to have to tell us more about that.

Well...

as a counselor with somebody who's a lot more serious about their dog who can

actually counsel.

I mean, I feel like I'm doing better this time. I feel like this is where I

out. I'm tired of that counselor.

Right. Maybe someone from a different school.

You know?

Right? The kids are doing well.

You know, experience dealing with this kind of issue.

Yeah.

Maybe someone who's better at fixing problems.

Maybe we should have everybody get together in the auditorium and just talk

about what you guys need and really make a list of things that we want the new

counselors to have available for you as far as attributes, right?

That seems like the most pragmatic approach.

Yeah, I think that's the right way to go about it.

Really get the kids involved.

Yeah, I'm sure they know it'd be a safe place.

talk about, you know, anything.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, maybe it's like getting everyone together and, yeah,

someone come in and, yeah, really address what's going on.

I like it.

Yeah. I like it. I mean, I was trying to handle everything myself and,

obviously, I made some bad decisions, but I think definitely getting the

students more involved would be.

I think we really face this, like, 100%, like, it's not happening, you know?

Like, everyone needs to really look at each other and acknowledge the things

that we've done to each other.

Yeah. You know?

Make sure, I don't know, maybe there's some of, like, well, I won't say that,

like, rewarding, but making sure that kids, you know, are more...

encouraged to speak out against those types of things. Because if everyone

around you stops it, then it's only one person doing it, not everybody doing it

together. And just get rid of all the fear.

I think that's part of what it is. Well,

maybe if we get good money with the fundraiser, maybe we could organize a

student trip or something like that, I don't know, maybe to just kind of reward

the best ones, or maybe like...

do, like, a few groups and just take kids doing, like, more activities

of school, you know? Yeah, I've seen that, like, nature retreats where, you

know, it's a really good bonding experience, honestly, for some schools

they come together and not be distracted by, like, everyday school stuff and

maybe then the kids don't feel the need to speak up and bully and do those kinds

of things. Right.

More connected, getting back to each other. Getting more attention.

I'm sure a lot of students, I don't know, do it because they feel like they

attention from other people because they bully someone or because they do

something like that.

These are great ideas, you guys.

So insightful.

Yeah, I think there's going to be a big culture change in the school.

Well, there has to be. I mean, it's huge.

It's not working right now. It's not working.

It is a broken, broken system, but we're going to fix it together, all of us.

Yeah. Together. It could be the change in the future.

It could be the change you want to see.

Yes.

Exactly.

Well, I really love that we've all come together with all these great ideas, and

as we've discussed, we've made a lot of progress.

I mean, Vanna, do you feel like you've been heard? And do you have anything

to add? Because this is about you, and you feel good about everything.

Yeah, you know, I think this is a really, really good talk.

And you know what? I just want to say that, Principal, you're the best one out

there. Like, truly.

I know you haven't handled everything perfectly, but nobody is.

And I really want to say that.

You're really awesome.

Thank you. That means so much to me.

Thank you all.

We've got a work in progress, right?

But I guess we're all done here then.

Yep. Yep.

Yep. Yep.

I think that, honestly, these two are off the

hook for detention.

Thank you, Principal.

Thank you. And, I mean, boys, you're going to have to go to detention.

Agreed? Agreed.

That's what.

That's fair.

Thank you for your understanding, boys. You're a good boy.

So? Here we are at the ending of part three. Also dubbed the nonchalant orgy

during extension.

Those of you that are still watching and waiting for more, am I going to keep

sleeping around for more? Or just admit to myself that I'm in love with my best

friend Cody?

I don't know. Maybe one day. If it could happen five minutes from now, or it's

nice, or...

After I fuck around with some more people or maybe on my wedding day or

never, but that really amazing thing is nobody's business.

So congratulations, class of 23.

College is going to be a breeze.