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Today is the most tragic day of my life.

You must be wondering…

Why am I crying?

And whose body iswrapped in the Pakistani flag?

To find out, you must hear my story.

WELCOME TO DUBAI ##$$

DUBAI, 1:30 P.M. ##$$

It's our time!

Brother only Rizwan has gone.

Just wait for Babar to go.

Hey!

Before breaking the TV,

remember that our share isgreater in this as well as in the ICC.

Are you getting me?

Indians take great pride in your wealth.

Obviously, one takes pride in whateverthey have in abundance.

But how will you understandthis concept friend?

You people are from a poor country.

Not only are you broke financially

and also because of yourcricket team's performance.

Hey!

Now that India is winning,you're freaking out.

You guys are just like that.

Whether it's war or cricket,defeat is your destiny.

But you guys won't understand this?

If you have even a little bit of shame,

then you should stop fighting us.

Why? Did you forget theChampions Trophy final?

How you were caught and beaten?

A father is always a father!

A father is always a father.

Just by talking, a soncannot become a father.

You people are the illegitimate children,

that we never accepted.

You’ve shown your true worth, you dog.

When you came here, youwere unemployed for two weeks.

I was unemployed, butI was not poor like you.

And you were runningon loan, like your country.

I paid off your debt by becoming a Saudi.

Hey, we are the ones whorun your cricket board too.

And yet, you still shout at us.

You people are truly ungrateful.

Hey, when have you peopleever played good cricket?

Your country runs on loans.

And your cricket team runs on prayers.

You people can only win from Nepal.

Now even Afghanistan has spit on you.

Okay, if you have the guts,try playing Pakistan's series

you'll end up with your hands in tatters.

We don't need it.

We care deeply forthe lives of our players.

Here, when you lose,you'll just shoot bullets.

Come on, it's not like that brother.

It is like that.

Ask the Sri Lankan team.

No, friend, it is not like that.

Because RAW's agentKalbhushan has been caught.

You attack, and then you blame us.

Brother, anyone can learnterrorism and diplomacy

from you crafty Pakistanis.

May God forgive us.

They say, right? Heartto heart, trust the heart,

And when you fall in lovewith someone, give it your all.

Both have taken this songof Lata ma'am to their hearts.

After seeing this Kashmiri girl,

both of them forgot their fightand fell in love with her.

Now they have another issueto fight about.

What a girl she was, man?

Man, she is very hot.

Man, I had been looking fora girl like her for a long time.

She is the queen of my dreams.

If I get this girl, I’ll giveher everything I have.

Hey, beggar.

Do you even have anything to give away?

Return my loan first.

Oh, hello.

What makes you dreamof making her your queen?

Hey, your face looks like a beggarfrom Chandni Chowk.

And your bonus has already been cut!

What will you give to her?

Here comes the one who loves to boast.

And yes, remember.

Once I make a commitment,

after that, I don't even listen to myself.

Hey, stop talking nonsense.

I'll pluck out your eyes and playmarbles with them. Do you understand?

Hey, go on, what I said,I meant it. Now, go on.

Hey, what happened?

If we three keep fighting like this,

then the boss will make out with her.

Who is the third one here?

Me.

You idiot.

If you talk too muchand try to look at her,

it won't be good for you.

Look at his actions!

He’s also in line, brother.

Peace is tight, but…

I am saying that…

The boss is calling both of you.

He is calling both of us?

Confirm?

Sir, may I come in?

Yes, come in.

This is Aliya.

Your new boss.

-Boss?-Boss?

Aliya, don't give themany kind of leniency.

Their focus is more on fighting witheach other and less on work.

I see.

By the way, looking atyour fair complexion and

style, it seems like you're from Lahore.

By the way, I am from Lahore too.

My name is Ayaan.

My heart says that youmust be happy to meet me.

This beautiful face of yours,I won't ask about your city,

but I know you're from Mumbai.

Actually, I am from Mumbai too.

Raam.

I am not from Pakistan or India.

I am from Kashmir.

Yes, that's what I said.

That you are from Pakistan's Kashmir.

No, she is from India's Kashmir.

Aliya is your boss, not your friend.

Now, stand up straight.

Yes, boss.

Aliya, will you have tea or coffee?

Coffee.

Coffee? And Kashmiri?

Since when have Kashmirisstarted drinking coffee?

Never mind if shedrinks coffee or tea,

she is so beautiful.

What are you guyswhispering to each other?

Nothing, boss.

Get lost now.

Okay, boss.

Aliya, have a seat.

Thank you, sir.

Sanjay, bring two cupsof coffee to my room.

I am still single.

What about you?

Me too.

Actually, the doctor told me that

I should drink fresh milk.

What?

Why do I feel like the temperaturein this room is getting very hot?

Oh, no.

I don't think so.

I am feeling very cold.

I mean, my body is getting hot, andmy heartbeats are also increasing.

What should I do?

You should go to the doctor.

I think you got temperature.

The doctor is right in front of me.

What do you mean?

Oh, there is a clinicin front of my office.

I will see him.

I think the workers in youroffice are bothering you a lot.

Sir, you should take care of yourself.

Now that you are here, so…

So?

You can take care of that.

Me?

Tonight is dedicated to you.

Why, sir?

I feel sleepy very early atnight and I go to sleep early.

Let's have dinner together tonight.

I will take you to a specialplace in Dubai tonight.

It is very romantic and beautiful.

In that place, even if aperson is not romantic,

he starts romancing himself.

So, is dinner fine for you today?

Actually, sir, I am really sorry.

I have already invited someone.

If she has a boyfriend, Iwill shoot him and fire her.

Sir, I will take your leave now.

I will join office from tomorrow.

Oh, yes, sure.

-Thank you so much.-You are welcome.

-See you tomorrow.-See you.

If I don't make her my girlfriend one day,

then I'm not the neighbor's son.

Oh, what did I just say?

This is a six.

See, today we will hit six after six.

Just like Babar Azamplaying on the crease.

Hey, just take it, bro.

I told you that you Indianscan't win against Pakistanis.

"You got a clean sweep, right, son?"

India can never lose.

You played a great game.

Are you satisfied?

This is the problem with you Indians.

When you start losing, you start cheating.

This was the reason

why you didn't send your team to Pakistanfor the Asia Cup.

Because you were scared Pakistan woulddefeat you easily on their home ground.

We're not scared of losing.

We're scared of our people.

Thank God, Raam, that our Ludomatch is not being shown live on TV.

Otherwise, half of the Indianpopulation would have broken their TVs.

And Pakistanis would haveemptied the sweet shops.

TVs in Pakistan will onlybreak when you guys have them.

You don't even have a TV.

You guys even listen toour live matches on FM.

What did you say? FM?

Hey, coward bastards.

We have 4G high-speed internet.

Hey, to use high-speedinternet, you need a good phone,

which you can't afford to buy.

Bastards terrorists.

India is scared of terrorists andwe will create what India is scared of.

Long live Jihad!

Go. Become a terrorist.

You will find beauties in heaven.

You guys have to be pervertedthere too. You're perverts!

What can we do?

You guys have gathered allthe beauties for yourselves.

Now, we will come one by one,collecting them and bringing them to us.

Son, you people don't have the means.

And you guys have been havinga tough time for a long time.

Our time will come.

Then we will find out son, who has what.

Hey, we know your worth.

You poor people.

Our Chandrayaan has taken over the moon.

And now the moon is ours.

You fool.

You don't have money to make a toiletand you talk about going to the moon.

If you have to spend so much moneythen get toilets built in your country.

So that people can shit peacefully.

And we don't have so much spare money

that we should spend somuch just to see the moon's dirt.

Shame.

You beggars would spendmoney if you had any.

Listen to me.

You guys have now reached the moon.

Our flag has the moon since 1947.

But we have taken over it.

And you broke folks just close youreyes and imagine the whole world.

Now you will also reach themoon with your eyes closed.

No, no, no.

You don't have to reach the moon.

You already live on the moon. Right?

-How?-Is there electricity in Pakistan?

-No.-Is there gas?

No.

-Is there water?-No.

-Are there craters everywhere?-Yes.

You live on the moon, fool.

Then you will see howwe are saved by default.

Finally, being happy to receive almssomeone like you should learn from that.

For four billion, you are bowingyour head in front of the IMF.

We have investors, technology, wealth.

And if I speak in the languageof film star Amitabh Bachchan,

then we have money, a car, a bungalow.

What do you have, poor person?

We have your father, the Taliban.

Idiot!

You will never give up.

You keep the Taliban. We don't need them.

Come on, new neighbor hasarrived. Let’s go check her out.

-Oh my!-This is amazing.

She's right in front of our flat.

Very soon, she'll be in my heart.

Wow!

Very soon, I'll be in her heart.

Secretly!

Ayaan, on that note, make a tea.

Oh! We're out of sugar.

Give me your Indian special sugar.

What the hell are you guys?

Always begging.

Are you beggars or what?

Listen to me.

You have been using myimported goods all your life.

Today, I asked for yoursugar and you are dying over it

You are taunting me.

You are a scoundrel.

This is why I don't make friends with you.

Yes, we don't make friends with beggars.

Sometimes you want flour,sometimes you want sugar. Strange.

Remember what I say.

If you ask me for anything from now onI will shut your mouth with a missile.

Keep it safe. It will comein handy on Shabraat.

So, you are not giving me sugar?

Go and get it from any neighbor.I am not giving it to you.

Let's get it from a neighbor.

He actually left.

Ayaan!

Who is here at this time?

You are here.

I was waiting for you.

Let's go inside.

Come.

What do you want?

Why are you here?

Actually, due to some financial issues,I couldn't import sugar.

I request you, will I get a little sugar?

Did you both come here to get sugar?

Hey!

No, he came here to get sugar.I followed him.

Why did you come here?

You know why I came here.

You go from here. I will get sugar.

No, you go. I will get it.

I am telling you. I will get sugar.

Do I own sugar mills thatyou both came to get sugar?

He came here to get sugar.Actually, this is their habit.

I told him to get sugar from the store.He came here.

He is talking nonsense.

Pakistanis are beggars.

They go everywhere to get sugar.

Go away from here. Ididn't come here to beg.

The situation is a little tight.That's why I came here.

Your situation has beenlike this for 75 years.

If you keep good ties with your neighbor,you wouldn't have to beg anyone.

If this Indian was in control,

he would have stopped my water too.

That is your problem.

You don't live in peace, nor doyou let anyone else live in peace.

Now you guys, out!

You Indians can only laugh at us.

A Kashmiri has also humiliated you.

Now accept your disgrace.

Look, my brother.

Anger doesn't mean hatred.

This is just your propaganda.

Bullshit.

Hey, take the sugar. Listen! Yeah?

What are you looking at?

Your boobs…

I am looking at your beauty.

If someone else was watching,

I would have tore his face off.

Control your beauty.

Otherwise, I will get wounded.

Then get wounded.

Who has stopped you?

I have been wounded.

Then go to the doctor.

What are you doing here?

The doctor doesn'thave the cure for beauty.

It is with the lover.

Then go to your lover.

My lover is in front of me.

And is asking who it is?

Why are you going like this?

Say I love you, my love.

Say it.

I…

love…

Ayaan!

Are you an idiot? What is this?

What were you doing with Aliya?

How do you know I was with Aliya?

You rascal. Your commentarywas audible in my room.

"I love you, I love you."

How dare you go near her?

You Pakistanis can't see our happiness.

Because your happinesssometimes becomes sorrow for us.

You have come at the wrong time.

She was about to say I loveyou and you came in between.

Very sad.

This is not sad, sadis what I'll do with you.

Wait!

What are you doing?

Wait, rascal, don't do it!

Move, idiot.

What's happening, guys?

Move, move, move.

Love.

-What?-No, no. Fight.

We fight like this once in a dayso that our love can increase.

-Because love has blessings.-Yes.

How come you are here suddenly?

I have some guests in my house.

And my milk is finished.

Can I get some milk?

Yes, yes.

You can get it.

Thank you so much, guys.

And whenever you need milk,come to my house.

-Really?-Really?

What's there to be so happy about?

Actually, we haven'thad milk for a long time.

What?

No… he means we didn't ask for milk.

Yeah!

Do you always ask for milk?

No, no. Only the Pakistani ask for milk.

Pakistani's have a habit of asking for it.

When do we come to drink milk?

What?

No!

He meant when you havea lot of milk, let us know.

We will come and drink.

Why these people so excited to drink milk?

You both distracted me.

My guests are waiting there.

-I will get it right away!-Go, get it.

You're giving so much milk?

Here.

So much milk!

I just needed a little.

You can take all of this.

We will come and drink when we need it.

Okay, no problem.Thank you so much, guys.

Have fun.

I will drink all of her milk.

-Yes!-Now, where were we?

Aliya ma'am, actually tomorrowis 14th August.

So I wanted to invite you.

Actually, I have arranged a party at home.

On the occasion of thecelebration of freedom.

Aliya ma'am, I came to congratulateyou on the advance of 15th August.

Happy Independence Day of India.

Shut up.

You both are disgusting.

You both think very bad about me.

If I hadn't thrown wateron this rascal's face,

then he would have done something with you

that a decent girl cannot even think of.

Should I tell you what youdreamed about with Aliya?

Aliya ma'am, he has ahabit of talking in his sleep.

If I would not have slapped him there

then I don't know what he would have done.

Whatever is goingon in your minds,

I understand everything.

Aliya ma'am, don't payattention to this ignorant Indian.

Because these Indians don't wantPakistan and Kashmir to be good friends.

We Pakistanis love Kashmiris a lot.

You can guess that by looking at me.

Aliya, what kind of love does thisrascal have for you? I know everything.

I follow him even in my dreams.

If I would not have thrownwater that day then…

Aliya ma'am, actuallyI am your well-wisher.

I know very well what’sgoing on in your heart for Aliya.

And you know very well howmuch Kashmiris love Pakistanis.

You Indians havedeliberately occupied them.

Before I get you both fired,

both of you,out from here.

What Pakistan…

AUGUST 14PAKISTAN INDEPENDENCE DAY ##$$

Have you gone mad? Howmuch more freedom do you want?

Then leave the house.

Why leave it? Is it Kashmir?

-You---Dear Raam, you get angry very quickly.

Come on, let's cut the cake.

-I don't…-You get angry so easily.

Yes, I get angry. Cut the cake!

Just think that the Warof Independence is over

and we are going tocut the cake of freedom.

-Come on.-Alright.

Happy Independence Day Pakistan.Happy Birthday Pakistan.

Look, boys,

tonight there is a musicalshow in the Pakistani Embassy.

That's great!

Today we have to do a lot of fun.

-Eat, eat, eat.-Come on.

Eat, see how sweet our Pakistan is.

-You also eat. You also eat.-Eat.

-That's it!-Don't know where they got it from…

Come on, we will do it again.

ONE DAY LATER, AUGUST 15INDEPENDENCE DAY OF INDIA ##$$

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You can't break this friendship

So easily

You can't leave a friend

Alone in this world

You took all the happiness

All the brightness away

And left a lifetime of tears

And sadness

Now there will be

Your absence in the world

Until there is breath

Until there is life

My friend, your friendship will be alive

You can't die, Ayaan.

How can you leave me?

The story of love is still incomplete.

How can you go without seeing my love?

You always thought that Ihate you and your country.

But the reality is that

this was my love.

We used to fight,

but we loved each other a lot.

We cannot live without each other.

I used to see you as my brother.

Hey, we had the same likes and dislikes.

What if the country is separated?

We Indians can never hate the Pakistanis.

But we really enjoy bothering you.

Because you Pakistanislook very cute in anger.

Pakistanis are our own.

And they are our true friends.

We have same faces, one language.

I love you, my friend.

But you cheated me.

And you left me.

You are unfaithful.

You cut the cake ofyour country's freedom.

And whenthe day of my country's freedom came,

then you left.

Now how will I cut the cakeof India's freedom without you?

You knew that

I would bother you a lot today.

That's why you left me.

You are listening to me, right?

I swear to God,

now I will notsay a word bad about your country.

Just get up once andgive me a magical hug.

Aliya ma'am,

you tell him to get up.

He will definitely listen to you.

He will never wake up now, Raam.

Never.

Now who will argue withme about Aliya and Kashmir?

Who will scare me bytaking the name of Taliban?

Who will argue with me on thecomparison of Babar and Kohli?

Now how will I watch the matchof India and Pakistan without you?

In the name of your division,

you separated two sons of one mother.

Then to shine your political agendas,

you filled hatred in the minds of people.

And we have seenenmity, we have seen wars.

All this is a loss, my friend.

Victory is in peace.

Victory is in love.

Victory is in friendship.

You kept thinking that…

I hate you from the bottom of my heart.

The reality is that this is our love.

This is our friendship.

No matter how much Pakistanand India hate each other,

But the reality is

that affection is hidden intheir hearts for each other.

Love is hidden.

Tell me what you want?

Do you want Kashmir?

Take it.

Do you want Siachen?

Take that too.

Do you want to win theWagah border parade?

Win, my brother, win that too.

You win the cricketmatch in the world cup too.

Come back, my friend.

Hey,

I won't let you off so easily.

I told you that I won't letyou go so soon, Rascal.

August 15.

The day of your freedom.

Congratulations.

Rascal, do you know?

No Pakistani has ever caredfor me as much as you have.

I love you, my enemy.

Hey, crazy.

What do you think?

Do I call India bad from my heart?

No, idiot, no.

India is the land of our ancestors.

Our Aishwarya is also there.

That's why I call you brother-in-law.

She is married.

At least leave her alone, rascal.

But don't keep an eye on Kashmiris.

She is Kashmiri.

And Kashmir is ours.

And what about your exaggerations?

Take this and takethat. All were just talks?

Don't you dare take my name.

You know what?

You both are joker and drama king.

I don't understand that youboth are friends or enemies?

We are your lovers.

ONE MONTH LATER ##$$

New Pakistan has been made.

You should have gotten a bigger cake.

New Pakistan has ended a long time ago.

It's for the best, anyway.

What kind of people are you?

You are calling Imran Khan wrong.

At least respect your leaders.

If these leaders were in India,we would have worshipped them.

And Imran Khan has givenconsciousness to the Pakistani nation.

He has woken them upfrom the dream of negligence.

And because of this consciousness,

the Pakistani nation hasbroken the statue of establishment.

And this time the elections turned outto be such that the world was shocked.

You are very worried about Imran Khan.

Yes, I am worried.

Because my mother was adie-hard fan of Imran Khan.

And my father was his cricket fan.

And they both met in a cricket match.

And when they both found out thatthey were Imran Khan's die-hard fans,

Then they got married.

Our love is eternal.

Your parents were crazy about Imran Khan.

And we were crazyabout Tendulkar and Kohli.

Imagine if India and Pakistan were one.

And if our cricket team was also one.

Then no team could have taken theWorld Cup or T20 World Cup from us.

Imagine if Pakistan and India were one.

Then Shahrukh Khan, Salman Khan, FawadKhan, Aishwarya Rai, and Mahirah Khan.

All of them would haveruled the industry together.

And if Pakistan and India's army were one.

Then no army in the worldcould have competed with us.

And imagine if there was noproblem between Pakistan and India

Then Kashmir would also be ours.

The money that we waste on weapons.

We could spend on diplomats.

We could spend it on poor children.

We could eradicate poverty.

The best universities wouldhave been in our country.

No child would have been uneducated.

And our country wouldhave progressed day by day.

So what if there is a wall ofborders between our countries.

Our hearts are one.Our culture is one.

Then let's be one. Let's breakthe walls of these borders.

LAHORE PAKISTAN ##$$

INDIA GATE ##$$

We are the same, the sorrows are the same

All our happiness is the same

The sky is also one, our God is also one

All of our land is also one

All our rituals are oneThe taste is the same

All playing and jumpingThe hobbies are the same

The galaxy is one, the world is one

Borders, why are there borders?

Then limits, why are there these limits

Borders, why are there borders?

We will change hatred into love

Come, let's swear together today!

Let us erase the distancesAnd stay together

End the distances within the heart

Erase the borders!

Erase the hatreds!

Let's go togetherJoin hands with me

We got nothing from these borders

Borders, why are there borders?

Then limits, why are there these limits?

Borders, why are there borders?

Then limits, why are there these limits?

Look, Raam, now we have become friends.

Now tell me what can you do for me?

My friend. I can evengive my life for you.

Are you telling the truth?

Of course.

Then do one thing.

Stop thinking about thisKashmiri. Because she is only mine.

Look, my friend.

Friendship is in its place.But don't mess about Kashmir and Kashmiri.

Kashmiri is mine and onlyPakistan has a right on Kashmir.

Kashmiri is mine and Kashmirbelongs to India. Understand?

Kashmiri is mine and onlyPakistan has a right on Kashmir.

Kashmiri is mine and Kashmirbelongs to India. Understand?

Kashmiri is mine and onlyPakistan has a right on Kashmir.

Kashmiri is mine and Kashmirbelongs to India. Understand?

Kashmiri is mine and onlyPakistan has a right on Kashmir.