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Dallas, can you go and see what's taking Preston and Victoria so long?

Morning. Morning.

Mona was wondering where you guys were.

She wanted me to come check in on you. She gets like this around the holidays

every year.

I can barely wait to open up all the gifts. Are you sleeping with my son?

Don't be shy.

We don't believe in secrets in this family.

What do you think of my family? What's with this nickname?

Huh? Bucky?

Your stepmom's always calling you that?

It's stupid.

Hey, why don't you sneak in later?

I just came in to say goodnight. Alright.

Goodnight.

Why didn't you tell her?

About?

Bucky.

Yes,

yes, yes!

The next morning, I couldn't get out of that house fast enough.

All I could think about was getting home to my family where things felt actually

normal.

I'm serious, boy.

We'll fucking kill you.

We own guns, you know.

Yeah, you hurt my sister, and you die.

Hurry up now, yuppie.

Time to play a little Yankee Squad.

I'll tell you what.

What? I'll give you this carton of figs for this demo.

All right.

You never know when I might need it.

Brogan.

What?

Boy needs to be kept in line, that's all.

Mom!

Oh, hey, Mama. Hey, baby girl.

Just in time for the swap.

Mom, this is Tate.

Oh, hi. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too.

I'm sorry I'm so late. All those lonely men just need a little hug and cuddle

before the holidays.

It's just part of the job.

What's the job?

Oh, Dallas didn't tell you?

I'm a dancer.

Dancer? Like a stripper?

You got a problem with that?

No, I just... All right, all right, all right. Simmer down. It's okay.

I'm going to go get changed, and then I'll be back for the Yankee swap.

Uh -huh.

Shouldn't have to change for anyone, Mama.

People should respect you for the way you are.

Nice work, asshole.

You went ahead and made our mama cry.

Okay, she wasn't even crying.

Well, I'm gonna go check on her.

Not everyone was born with a silver spoon up their ass.

Some people have to take their clothes off to put food on the table.

No, I get it. No judgment.

Okay, how about we all just... Calm down and have some alcohol.

Yeah, I'm down for that. You guys got eggnog, right?

Merry Christmas, Mama.

It's not really a Yankee swap if you steal me the best gift.

Well, you deserve the best.

I don't think I impressed him much, Dallas' boy.

Well, he is a little richy.

You want me to kick his ass?

No, he doesn't know any better.

Well, maybe he should.

Johnny, no.

You think he's better than you just because his dad inherited some money?

You actually earn your living.

Some people wouldn't call it that.

Well, fuck people.

You've done more for Brogan and I than most parents do for their kids.

What did I do, really?

You gave us a house to live in.

You took it thin when our crackhead mother went on a bender. You raised us.

Y 'all were teenagers when you came to me. You raised yourself.

Regardless, you're the best mother a guy could ask for.

Stepmother.

Girlfriend.

Don't tell anyone that.

I have to work later.

Thank you.

That's so good.

Really fast.

You okay?

Did I get you right in the nose?

No, you're good. You're good.

Thank you.

um um

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yeah. Touch my pussy, please.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah,

yeah.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yeah, like that. Let's see. Oh, I feel good. I should be back.

Johnny's gonna hear us.

Yeah?

Yeah. Oh, fuck the bed. What can you do?

What can you fucking do?

Nothing, right?

Nothing.

Oh, man.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

You want to get out the other way?

Yes, yes, yes.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

oh my god oh my god

Yeah.

Do it again.

It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay.

Yes.

Yes.

Amen.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

All right, we're next.

Oh, yeah, yeah

So much for finishing the Yankee swap, huh?

Did you see what I ended up with?

Better than the guys.

You really love this guy? I do, but deep down your heart belongs with someone

else.

I know we said no gifts outside of the swap, but I got you something.

Yeah, I should never understand why you wanted to borrow it so much, but... Now

it's yours. I figure if you are going to marry him, you know, it might be nice

to have a part of me with you.