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Sweet dinner.
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Three of my targets in the last two
years have gotten engaged.
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Congratulations. What's gone into you?
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Do you really believe in what we're
doing here?
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Matching people with their soulmates?
Yeah.
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A soulmate they wouldn't have found
without her. Whatever happened to lame
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things happen naturally.
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Oh yeah, because that worked out for us.
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I'm serious.
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Why is helping two people fall in love
such a problem? We have an 80 % success
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rate. And how many of that 80 % actually
worked out?
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Well, maybe you should let me match you
with somebody in our system and then you
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can find out. Are you crazy? No.
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What? You scared of my actually work?
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No. Shut your eyes.
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The truth was, Charlie wasn't scared.
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He'd been in love before and it didn't
work out.
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That's reality.
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Because in real life, most relationships
don't work out.
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Eventually, everything ends badly.
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And it just so happened that an
opportunity presented itself for him to
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just that.
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What the fuck?
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Hey, Mrs. Ward, is this Cody home? No,
he just went to drop some stuff off at
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the church, and you're more than welcome
to wait until he gets back.
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Yeah, thanks.
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What you working on?
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Oh, a bake sale.
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I'm raising money for the athletic
program at the Hamilton... Community
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You're always doing so much for others.
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Why don't you do something for yourself?
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I enjoy taking care of others.
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Yeah, but who's taking care of you?
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I'm serious. What can I do to help? You
want help packing the cookies, cleaning
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the kitchen?
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You want a massage?
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Jamie, you being here is enough.
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So, you really don't want my help?
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No.
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What? What do you mean, what?
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You're staring at me.
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Yeah, because you're beautiful.
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You shouldn't look at me in that way.
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What? Am I not allowed to say that?
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I'm twice your age.
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You know, I read this thing on my
Twitter feed today, and it was talking
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age differences and relationships, and
you know what it said?
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No, what?
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That older women can benefit from dating
younger men.
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Oh, really?
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And how is that?
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Well, besides obvious stamina, sex
drive, we're also more optimistic.
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So I'm not?
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Not about relationships.
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Well,
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I've been divorced twice, so it's hard
to believe in love when you've seen it
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fail so many times.
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Well, it doesn't mean it has to fail
every time.
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I mean, come on.
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Don't you want to give it a shot?
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Cody will be here at any time.
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He's not here now, right?
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But he could walk in the door.
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Come on.
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And it's really not appropriate for me
to do this
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with my son's friends.
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You're doing so much for everybody else.
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Don't you want to feel good yourself?
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Yeah, but take it.
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You're half my age.
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It doesn't matter.
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It's just a number.
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Hi.
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I'm flattered. I really am very
flattered. But this is wrong. It's not
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You tell me it doesn't feel good. I feel
good.
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I hate if you lock the door.
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I know you have to
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I do.
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Oh, my goodness.
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But the cookies, they'll get...
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Oh, wow.
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That's very aggressive.
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It's about time someone took care of
you, right?
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I'm not sure about this.
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Well,
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I've been waiting a long time.
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I want it.
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what you're doing.
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Thank you.
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Oh.
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No.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh, my God. It's amazing.
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Yeah, you didn't like that. Yeah.
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Oh,
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my God. That's it.
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Yes, sir.
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Oh my God.
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That's good, yes.
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Thank you.
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There you go. That's it.
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Thank you.
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Mm, good, man.
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There you go.
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Oh, my
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God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my
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God.
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Right there, right there. Right there?
No, I'm sorry.
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Right here.
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Right there.
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Oh, I'm going to fucking cum.
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You're going to cum. I want you to cum
on me.
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Okay? You're going to cum on me? On me.
Oh, fuck me.
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You're going to be so... Oh, my God.
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You have outdone yourself.
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What? It's not funny. We spoke about
this.
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No, we talked about not sabotaging. And
in this instance, I didn't. I have a
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hard time believing that.
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It's true.
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I ran the algorithm and they're a
perfect match.
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It's about a 20 -year age difference,
but the system's never wrong, right?
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So you knew there was a glitch and you
did nothing.
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According to you, the system knows best.
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You ruined her life.
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What are you talking about?
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She called this morning, devastated,
asking if Jamie really was her perfect
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match. So I looked into the system, saw
the error, and was floored to see that
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you had done nothing, despite there
being an obvious issue.
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You told me not to.
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She's lost her son over this.
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He won't speak to her.
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Her church parish kicked her out and she
lost the job as a teacher. And to top
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it all off, Jamie dumped her for a 22
-year -old bartender.
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How's that for your 80 % success rate?
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You don't... Forget it.
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This poor woman's life is ruined also
that you can prove a point.
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She was going to file a lawsuit against
Cupid Co. until I convinced her there
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was a better option.
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Yeah, what's that?
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Fire you and give somebody else a case.
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Congratulations.
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You got everything the two ever wanted.
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How does that feel?
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