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Maybe the light's better in here.

What? Are you okay?

Kyle, I thought you were at the university.

Nope. Classes were canceled today.

I didn't realize you were a selfie type.

I'm not.

I'm really not.

I was talking to your dad on the phone and he asked for a few pictures.

I don't think your dad very much has been online.

Yeah, he's a pretty busy guy.

Kind of figured you would have picked up on that before you married him.

I'm just going to send you a few pictures.

You know, the camera works the other way, too. I could just take some.

You see that?

That's so sweet. Okay.

Okay, yeah, that's a good one.

Right?

No, no, I... I'm really looking for something different.

Would you possibly do me a favor and maybe a little racier?

No, you've got to be kidding me.

No fucking way.

I am not taking curvy pictures of my stepmom to send to my dad.

Not curvy. It's classy.

I promise.

Still, you're on your own on that, I think.

Just do me this one favor.

Okay, I think that's enough of that.

What? I barely have gotten to know you yet. I don't really think this is the

best way to start our relationship.

Oh, don't be a prude. We're almost finished here. Just a few more.

Okay,

okay, okay, okay.

Let me see.

Oh, that's a good one.

Uh -huh.

That's a nice one.

Oh, my God.

You know... Did you like what you saw?

Reagan, really?

You know, you're quite the photographer.

Really?

You've helped me out, and I'd like to help you out, too.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

fuck.

There we go.

Oh fuck.

Let's get it.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

fuck. Let's get it.

Are you fucking serious?

Hi, honey.

You like those pictures I sent?

Good, good. You know what? I'm making you more right now.

Okay.

Okay. It won't be long.

All right. I love you too.

You're insane.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That's amazing.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's really good. Oh, my God, it's been so long since someone's looked at

me like that.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I've wondered what you were like.

So good, yes.

Oh, my God, Kyle.

That's good, yes.

Oh my God, that felt good.

I want you.

Yeah.

That's really hot. Yeah, it's very hot.

Ready?

Oh, my God. Yeah.

Okay. Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. That's so hot.

Oh, my God.

Amen.

Oh my God.

He's slippery up here.

Oh, my God.

There we go.

Yes.

um um

I'm going to tease you.

I'm going to tease you.

Oh, fuck.

Hold that again.

Wait.

Let's try something else.

Let's see what that is.

Oh, my God.

Oh

um oh

Oh.

Oh,

God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah. That's it. That's it.

Yes.

Stop,

don't stop, okay? Stop, don't stop.

There you go.

Okay, right there.

Right there.

You got me in a terrible place.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, Kyle.

I like the feeling of that.

Yeah, it was so fun.

Oh my God. Yeah, give it to me.

Here we go.

Oh,

fuck, I love watching you fall. Oh my God.

Yeah.

There we go.

Yes.

This is so slippery.

So cute.

Oh fuck.

Yeah.

There we go.

That's it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

Yeah. Write that painting.

Yeah, yeah.

You know what I love?

You know what I love?

You know what I love? You know what I love?

You know what I love?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?

What do you mean?

Your dad asked for some photos, and I'm taking photos.

No way.

Okay, don't give me any of these. I'm out of here. Fuck that.