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[Rhythmic Bass Music]

- What's up everybody-- - A.J.!

What I tell you about talking to your imaginary friends on here.

- They're his followers,

and I think it's sweet they wanna hear what my baby has to say.

- Thanks mom.

This is for Nate anyways though.

When he gets here, I wanna help him go viral

by introducing him as my favorite cousin,

Naughty by 'Nate'-ure.

- Awe, I'm sure he'll love that. - Thanks.

- See I'm not mad at the kid coming to town to be an intern at the event space.

Can somebody say free errand boy?

- No, no.

My brother is sending him here to learn about running a business,

not to fan you with palm branches while feeding you grapes.

- Well, so long everyone.

I have an interview set up for Lance Evans.

- That brother tryna be the new alderman?

- Oh, ho-ho, the brother who will be the new alderman.

Ever since Jackie introduced us,

I been helping with his campaign

and promoting his plan to clean up corruption

in our city's politics.

- Yes, end corruption!

But auntie look, while you're at it,

ask old Lancey if he could pull some strings,

and squash the property taxes.

- Oh, oh, oh, and can he cancel my speeding ticket?

- What? - When'd you get a speeding ticket?

- See, you two are part of the problem. - That's right.

- Go out there and make a change, auntie.

- Oh I will, nephew,

'cause you know, I'm the original influencer.

- I know that's right.

- Honey, I was snapchatting before chat was snapping.

Oh! Now look,

I hope y'all didn't block me in the back garage there.

- So you out here, drag racing, huh?

Fast and the furious?

- Listen, those cameras are from the pit of hell.

- Hey, better you than me mom.

If I got a ticket, I'd probably get kicked out the house,

like a crackhouse couch.

[Laughs] [Knocking]

- My favorite nephew! - Aye!

- Aunt Kim, it's been a month of Sundays!

- Aye, ten years and some days, bruh, ten years.

- Hey, Uncle Al, what's up? - So good to see you.

- Welcome back to the city 'cuz.

- Wait, is this Alfonso Williams Jr.

all grown up on me?

What you been up to, cousin?

- Just living my best life.

You know come on, get in this video with me real quick for my TikTok.

- Oh, wait, no thanks.

I don't do that.

- Say what now? - Yeah.

I actually believe screen time is a toxic addiction.

- Uh, excuse me?

What planet are you from, boy?

- Planet common sense.

Social media is for the sheep of society.

- A.J., why don't you help Nate take his bags to the room?

- Sure.

- Don't tell me my cousin's out here gyrating for likes?

- (whispering) That's what I been tryna say.

- I know Nate is only 16 but,

it seems he and A.J. have somewhat different points of view.

- Yeah, but maybe some of that maturity will rub off on A.J.

and then he'll stop,

running to snuggle in our bed every time there's a thunderstorm.

[Thunder Roars] - Mommy!

[Light Music]

- When I win the election and become alderman of Naperville,

I'm gonna march right down to city hall

and shred every corrupt contract.

- Yes. - I mean I haven't received as many donations

as some of my competitors, but,

I realized people are just afraid of changing the status quo.

- Well now see, the status quo

is the reason that we're in this mess.

You know I have lived here all my life,

and I'm tired of seeing people who don't even live in our community

coming in here ruining it for the hardworking people who do.

- Preach, Lucille, preach.

- And that's exactly why I'm running for alderman.

You know, you ladies are truly my favorite campaign team.

- Aw, thank you.

- Yeah, and I appreciate you offering

up your event space for my press conference.

- Listen, we are willing to do whatever it takes.

Our pleasure.

You just need to focus on winning.

[Funky Music]

- I don't know why everyone gets so excited

about all this politics stuff.

I just don't get that riled up about it.

- Yeah, some people treat these politicians like they cult leaders.

- Mhm. - Sad days.

- Hi ladies! Remember my nephew Nate?

- Oh, look at you Nate,

all grown up.

- Good to see you. - Good to see you.

What happened to that little kid with that squeaky voice

and the ashy ankles?

- Mm. - Puberty.

And the miracle workings of a drug called cocoa butter.

You should try it.

- So Nate's gonna be interning with dad

at the event space this week.

- Yeah. - Fun.

- So, this is where the magic happens?

- Yup, and we're hosting a special party here tonight.

- Yeah, so you're gonna get a firsthand look

of how we put it all together.

- Cool. - Come on, follow me.

My dad's in his office. We'll see you guys later.

- See ya. - But don't learn too much from him.

'Cause the world can't handle

an Alfonso replica.

[Laughs] - Alright y'all,

is everything ready

for our new alderman, Lance Evans,

to knock the socks off the media tonight?

- Well, I didn't know you were so passionate about politics, auntie.

- Well, I'm passionate about there not being a sewage plant

and a landfill built on our block.

- Wait a minute, the trash companies wanna take a dump in our community?

- So they can pollute our air and water?

- Well, now, Lance promises

that he's not gon' let that happen.

[Upbeat Techno Music]

- That's the last of the shredding.

- Great job Nate.

Aye, now, you get to organize the junk drawer.

And son, I need you to go file away these invoices.

Yes sir.

- Dad, I'm not interning.

- Excuse me? You are the fruit of my loins,

so that makes you a lifelong intern.

- Look, it's okay Uncle Al, I can do both.

- Thanks.

My friends are picking me up soon anyway

so we can go to this runway fashion show downtown.

- I never understood fashion.

People spend so much time finding what to wear,

when they could be getting to the money.

- See, that's why a lot of billionaires, they wear the same shirt.

Everyday.

- Yeah, but those guys have no 'rizz.

Would you rather be rich or musty?

- [Both] Rich.

- You guys are hysterical.

You know, maybe I'll hang out for a bit instead of going to the show.

- Oh no, no, no son, you know the ins and outs of this place.

Go enjoy yourself.

We got a lot of work to do that I know you're not into.

- Alright, I'll catch y'all later.

Need to finish this video first though.

- So, Uncle Al, let's talk business.

What's your profit margin looking like here?

- Son, getting into financials

is way out of the intern zone.

Okay, why don't you ask me about how to get some coffee.

- Look, I didn't mean to overstep,

I was just thinking I could help grow your profit

by investing in the stock market.

- What you know about the stock market?

- What, you still think I spend my time playing with hot wheels?

I'm a day trader.

Everybody's making money like this.

Shoot, A.J, I'm surprised you didn't put your dad on game.

Don't you trade too?

- The only thing I trade is skincare tips.

- When I get elected, you're gonna see change.

No more dumping trash or sewage in the neighborhoods

that our kids go to school in.

We're gonna take back our city,

one block at a time.

- You tell 'em Lance! - That's my friend's grandson.

- Right there. - Uh, excuse me.

This is a press conference, not a Frankie Beverly concert.

- More like a John Legend, look at him.

- Oo! [Cackling] - Sorry baby.

- No, no, it's alright, it's okay.

As you can see, everyone's fired up about a better future.

Now, before I leave,

I have to thank the person responsible for tonight.

Lucille, come on up here.

- Okay, okay! - Go, go girl.

- Lance, you didn't have to do this now.

- Well, well I have an announcement to make.

My current campaign manager has resigned.

But at this time, I'd like to invite Lucille

to fill that position.

- Me?

- I'd like you to lead me down that path to victory.

What do you say?

- I'd be honored Lance.

Meet my new campaign leader, Lucille Williams.

[Light Music]

- You guys are up early.

- Uh, uh, bae,

why you didn't tell me your nephew could trade like Warren Buffett?

- I didn't know.

- So, I click this here to sell that stock

and then boom, instant profit.

- Boom, he's brilliant babe.

Are you sure your brother's his daddy?

- Oh, you should help A.J. get his portfolio in order.

- The only thing I'm tryna order is a new fit off Glamazon right now.

- But that's spending money.

How're you gonna make some.

- Oh that's easy, hey dad can I have $200 please?

- Hell no! [Laughs]

Back in the day, when we had a big payday,

we'd go straight, celebrate at the strip-- to the,

to the pool hall, huh.

Do you wanna go to the pool hall?

- I'm down, let's go.

See ya' 'cuz.

- But, A.J., you should go too, honey.

- No, it's fine, it's way too early.

And I wasn't invited.

- Lance, Lance, Lance, oh!

Oh, morning family!

- Morning madame chairwoman and crew.

So what's on the agenda for today?

- Oh, a helicopter ride with Lance

to get a bird's eye view of our problems,

and then the ladies are gonna be stomping downtown.

- I'm gonna be a part of the grassroots team

knocking on doors.

- And I will be enjoying an amazing hot dog

in front of a stadium.

- Jackie. - And passing out signs.

- A.J., could you please do Auntie Lucille a big favor

and ask your followers to vote for Lance!

- Sure, it's not like I'm doing anything else.

- Come on y'all, let's take a picture.

This is for the Tik and the Tok.

[Laughs]

I don't know why y'all are breaking down,

I've got two rallies and a photoshoot here for Lance

later this week.

- Don't you think it's just a little too much, auntie?

- Uh, not at all, keep him around as much as possible.

I mean, he could just move on in.

- Yeah, but what about the other events here?

- Listen, this is now the official headquarters

for the Lance Evans campaign,

through the remainder of the election.

- I just don't want you to go all in too fast auntie.

You know how you get.

- Uh, uh, don't listen to her, I mean,

doesn't he need a running mate?

Oh, or a first lady.

[Laughs]

- Ladies,

last night was a huge success.

I want to personally thank you for a flawless press conference.

- It was nothing Lance,

you don't have to thanks us.

- Oh yes he does, I like to be thanked.

Hi, I'm Mia.

[Laughs] Yes, your future,

loyal constituent.

- Well, the pleasure's all mine.

I appreciate your support.

Lucille, I'd like to uh, uh,

I'd like to talk to you about some economics.

- Mm, you can trickle down my economics.

- Okay, uh, we'll leave you to it, okay.

Bye, friend.

- So, Lance, I've got a plan

for those crooks tryna build that landfill down the street.

That's the last thing we need,

is the wind blowing the smell of rotten garbage up in here.

- Lucille,

now you know I appreciate everything you've done up until this point.

- Oh.

Uh-oh, I've heard this before.

You're firing me, aren't you?

- No, no, not at all.

As a matter of fact, I'd like to reward you.

- Oh, oh well, oh!

Lance, there's $10,000 in here!

- And that's an advance for the work ahead.

I've gotten a new financial supporter for my campaign.

- Oh, that is amazing.

- But um,

some things are gonna have to change.

- Oh-ho, I'll say so.

With this kind of money, we can get TV ads,

and expand our reach.

- I mean, with the campaign.

The donor is the Chicago Waste Association.

- Wait a minute Lance, that's who we're fighting against.

Wait, I don't understand.

- I'm going to allow them to build the landfill.

[Funky Music]

- We're back!

- What's up man? - Hey baby.

- You guys went to the mall?

- Yeah, Mr. Krabs over here came out his shell a little

and spent some money.

- Wait, wait, you got my husband to splurge?

- It's not splurging if it's from the last looks clearance rack, mom.

- But, he did agree to start a joint investment account with me, so.

- Can we say, $1,000 each?

[Celebratory Noises]

- I think we can turn this into a million.

- Yup. - Come here, baby.

Let me take you upstairs.

[Low Suggestive Muttering]

- Hey, kids here. - Okay, girl, but I'ma look good in these things.

- Alright y'all.

- Crazy.

- So, Nate.

You and my dad seem to be having a good time.

- Yeah, Uncle Al is legit.

Wait, you still cut the crust off, what are you like five?

Okay, I'm just gonna come out and say it,

I don't appreciate the way you've been putting me down

and leaving me out of everything.

- Cousin, what are you talking about?

- I'm talking about you coming into town

and thinking you can just go everywhere,

and do everything with my dad without me.

- We were just focused on having a good time,

and life's really not all about you,

so, I don't know what you want from me,

[Oo-ing]

[Upbeat Tune]

- I told you what I heard because I just think

you should have a conversation with both your son and your nephew.

- Why? Let 'em just duke it out on the street,

like men.

Girl do you know how many fights I got into with my cousin?

I lost two silver baby teeth off a game of Madden.

- Well, they did you a favor.

And you know our son can fight.

- Yeah, you right.

All them bullies growing up, he had to, [Punching Noises]

He had to go in there.

And we can't send Nate home with no eye jammy.

- Great, then do something.

- No, I don't have no time

for this Real Cousins of Chicago mess,

I gotta make some money.

And plus, A.J. needs to learn how to put his phone down,

and sometimes do things he doesn't enjoy.

- Oh, okay,

well, when's the last time you sacrificed some time

and did something you didn't enjoy with him?

- I don't got to be frolicking around no fabric shop with that boy.

My job is to provide a roof.

A meal, ah,

and sometimes an occasional ass-whooping.

- But if you're not supporting his interests,

then are you really there for him?

[Light Funky Music]

[Television Audio] With an amazing earnings' report,

the Artificial Intelligence Company has hit an all time high,

and the stock is soaring this morning.

- Let's go!

- Let's go, that's what I love to hear.

- That's right. - Sell it, lock up the profit, aight.

[Computer Crashing Noises]

- The Wi-Fi just died on my computer!

- Uh, the router's in the kitchen.

[Gasps] - You saboteur!

- Well good morning to you guys too.

- Son, what are you doing?

- I was uploading a video when the Wi-Fi went out,

so I'm tryna figure out how to reboot the router.

- Okay, okay, don't lie to us, Judas.

You unplugged the router just to mess up our deal

because you're a jealous brat. [Gasps]

- Well in the words of Charlie XCX, "I'm so brat,"

and I'm so not jealous.

- Okay, enough with the disrespect,

and the ridiculous accusations, you two are cousins.

It's time you start acting like it.

- But, what about our trade?

- Nate, you really think A.J.'s messing with your money?

- Yeah, not everything's about you, 'cuz.

- Nate you gotta think, before you just react.

- I guess you're right.

A.J., I apologize for accusing you of sabotage.

- It's okay.

You know I threw you some shade your way yesterday too.

And I'm sorry.

- That's what I'm talking about, boys.

Family first, that's all that matters.

And A.J., I promise,

I'll spend some more time with you, from this day forward.

- Okay? - Thanks dad.

- So does that mean I can have that $200? - Hell no!

- You know what, we'll just use my hotspot.

[Keyboard Clicking]

- The trade closed. - Okay, how'd we do?

- Uh, not as good as you might think.

- What you talking 'bout?

- Uncle Al, I have a confession to make.

I invested some of your money into crypto last night,

and lost it all. - Crypto?

Boy you better dodge this coin.

I didn't agree to that.

So you stole from me, that's what you saying?

- No, I had a plan to surprise you this morning

with an unexpected profit, but it backfired. - Nate!

I'm sorry!

- Ugh, investing is a risky business.

It'll ruin you just like it'll build you up.

That's why you gotta be responsible,

and not let greed take over.

- Well I know that now.

And I promise to pay you back.

- Oh, damn right you will.

[Laughs]

- So he really thought you were just in this for a quick come up?

Oh my Gosh.

- Sis, I am so sorry that I introduced you to him.

- Oh, Jackie, you did not know, he was gonna put her in this position.

- Hm, he could put me in a position or two.

- Friend, no.

- Oh, 'cause he's cute! - Okay, alright, everybody look.

Now hush up, I've got a plan.

- Hi, bae. - Hey.

- There's that lying-ass Lance.

- Well, good afternoon lying-ass Lance.

- Afternoon everyone.

- I am formally stepping down as your campaign manager.

- Uh, ladies, you mind if Lucille and I have the room?

- No, no, no, no anything you can say in front of me

you can say in front of my family.

- Yup. - Tell him Lucille.

- I'm gon' make sure you lose this campaign,

and I am gonna stop the construction of that landfill.

- I'm just playing the game Lucille.

I mean you can't change things from the outside.

You gotta get in first.

- Wow, wow, by lying to the community?

Betraying the people by selling lies and fake promises

for some money? that's how you get in?

- Mhm, and I'm gon' tell your grandma.

- I don't give a damn what you all do.

- What did you say? - Boy, you done lost yo' damn mind.

- Spicy! - Hold me back.

- Hey, hey, hey, don't break a hip.

- Oh, what? - Oh my goodness.

- That landfill is being built.

And if you all try and stop me,

I'll send a wrecking ball flying through this place

while Miley Cyrus plays in the background.

Try me.

- You are not just gon' let him walk out of here.

- Nope, lemme tell ya',

our girl Mia over there recorded the whole thing.

- Oh, Mia!

- Bye Lance. - That's right.

When city hall sees this,

his campaign and all of those plans for that nasty landfill

are going to be dead.

- Oh, my friend always got something under her sleeve.

- And Jackie, I got something in my bra too.

[Hollering]

- I look at this as payback for all that

hard work that we did for that fake campaign.

- Pass it on down. - Come on now.

And you know that envelope that he grabbed on the way out?

It was empty. [Screaming]

- Uh, it wasn't completely empty.

I slid my phone number up in there.

- Oh Lord.

[Hooting]

- That's how you play ball.

- You are welcome back anytime, nephew.

- You know, thanks again everyone, for letting me stay.

And Uncle Al,

I really appreciate you giving me the opportunity to better myself.

I wanted to give you this.

[Typing and Buzzing]

- My phone is vibrating.

$1,000?

- Got your money back this morning.

- Well, well, boy.

Boy, aye, aye.

I wanna thank you for keeping your word.

That's what I'm talking about, you know what,

matter of fact,

lemme tell you right now, here's 500.

Uh, and uh, see what you can build it up to

by the next time you come for a visit.

And A.J. here's 500

for you to invest

in your fashion and your influencer work.

[Giggling] - Thanks dad!

- I won't let you down, unc'.

And A.J., I'm sorry we didn't get to spend that much time together.

- Well, there's always next time.

- [Both] True.

- Well, before I get out of here,

why don't we create that viral video?

- Really? Okay dude,

there's this fun new dance I've been wanting to do all week.

- Okay. - Oh yeah.

- So it's gonna be, you gotta hit one, two,

boom, and then move the knee.

You got that? [Laughs]

- Definitely not, but I'll try just...

- Oh wait, first you need this.

- Oh, thanks mom. - Auntie.

- Get some lighting going.

- Let's do it, so one two,

three, got it, and then get the knee.

Gotta get all in the knee.

- Look at them, babe.

Dancing for their imaginary friends,

- Aw.

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